Chapter 903 Re-entry into the world of magic sticks (thirty-six)(1/2)
He Tiantian and Xuan Mo walked down the mountain together under the reluctant gazes of their young nephews.
Ding!
He Tiantian's cell phone vibrated slightly, and the message notification tone sounded.
She took out her phone and clicked on the screen. It was a message from the v-letter friend "Bowen Guangji" she had just added——
"Senior, you must cure my little uncle, please.jpg."
Ding! Ding ding!
There are several more v-letter messages.
The senders are also "Bowen Guangji":
"Senior, why are you so anxious to go down the mountain?"
"At least give my little uncle the first round of treatment. Although he refuses to say anything, I know that he has been trying his best to endure it!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbbbbvbbbbbbbbmbbmbbmbbmbbmbbg" I'm the fault of my little uncle. Now I can't even see him healed with my own eyes. I'm crying.jpg!"
"...Senior, I beg you, you must pay close attention to the condition of my little uncle. If anything goes wrong, please help diagnose and treat him!"
He Tiantian looked like an old man on the subway looking at his phone.
Well, this Su Wenbo is still a talker.
Looking at this long list of messages, the key point is why this person is like those old people and likes to make voice calls at all times.
He Tiantian was still outside and it was difficult to play the voice, so she had to choose the "convert to text" mode.
There are long paragraphs of text, and occasionally there are a few typos and aliases caused by unclear speech recognition, which just gives He Tiantian a headache.
He Tiantian knew that Su Wenbo was so verbose. In addition to worrying about his junior uncle, he was also reminding and urging He Tiantian——
Dear, you must take good care of my little uncle.
It would be best if he could be cured as soon as possible.
He Tiantian:......
If I had known this guy liked to harass people so much, I wouldn't have added his v letter.
He Tiantian only replied, "Don't worry, I'm still thinking about your junior uncle's Wuji Jue!"
Su Wenbo, who was left behind by his junior uncle's stern words, stayed alone in the guest room of Guiyuan Temple, staring at his mobile phone with his eyes wide open.
What's the meaning?
"Still thinking about your junior uncle's Wuji Jue"?
Look at the tone of his words, he has the same moral character as that profiteer and treacherous He Qingfeng!
Huh, you can't make a serious promise, you can't talk properly.
Su Wenbo was full of complaints. If his junior uncle was not still in the hands of others, he would have wanted to continue the voice bombing.
Reason reminded Su Wenbo not to be disrespectful to his predecessors.
But he was feeling depressed, so he simply opened his favorites and bombarded He Tiantian with some emoticons and pictures!
Begging, begging, kneeling down, worshiping...all kinds of expressions and pictures of various colors were harassing He Tiantian at the rate of one picture per second.
He Tiantian was by no means the kind of person who swallowed her anger. Su Wenbo had only posted a dozen messages when he suddenly found out that he had been blocked.
Su Wenbo:... Damn, I have such a bad temper. I, I want to "remind" you every day.
He Tiantian was harassed by Xuan Mo's naughty nephew, and Xuan Mo, who was sitting next to He Tiantian, could not calm down.
Haha, we are all elders, who doesn’t have a nephew?!
"...Senior Xuanmo, my little sister-in-law has lived in the mountains and forests for a long time. She has only been down the mountain for half a year. She doesn't know much about the outside world. Please take good care of her!"
Xuan Mo:......
Look at this text, and then use the corner of your eye to scan He Tiantian, who is familiar with swiping his mobile phone.
Could this Guanzhu He have some misunderstanding about his little sister-in-law?
"Senior, our little sister-in-law is the most kind-hearted and has a good temper. But after all, she is used to practicing alone and is not very good at dealing with interpersonal relationships. If there is any rudeness, please forgive me!"
Xuan Mo turned his head again and saw He Tiantian chatting with the aunt in the next seat with a cute look on her face.
They took a country bus, and there were local mountain people on the bus, as well as tourists from other places.
The aunt who chatted enthusiastically with He Tiantian was well-dressed and well-maintained. At first glance, she looked like the kind of quality old lady who would walk around and enjoy life after retirement.
When the aunt spoke, she also spoke in Mandarin, not the local dialect of Furong County.
When we met for the first time, we didn't have the blessing of "fellow countrymen". One of them looked eighteen or nineteen years old, and the other was sixty or seventy years old. However, the young and the old chatted so happily.
He Tiantian is not a person who is "obsessed with cultivation and not good at communicating". He is clearly a proper social cow.
"Senior, although my little sister-in-law looks young and beautiful, she is actually the disciple that my master accepted fifty years ago—"
Therefore, the little sister-in-law is not really a green and tender girl, but an old man who started out at least fifty years old!
Xuan Mo really couldn't bear it this time.
The other party's hint was so obvious that he almost sent a message directly to Xuan Mo: Dear, you and my little aunt are very different in age. Don't have any undue thoughts about my little aunt!
Xuan Mo clicked on the input field, and the classic nine-square grid input mode flashed on the phone screen.
Xuan Mo typed word by word, "What a coincidence, I also became a disciple of my master fifty years ago!"
Therefore, he is not in his twenties as he appears on the surface.
He is the same age as Tianchao and is seventy-two years old this year.
Considering his age, he should be three years older than He Tiantian!
They are both seniors of Xuanmen, both are old fairies who have just started cultivating, but their age difference is only three years. They are a perfect match made in heaven and earth!
Guiyuan Guan on the other end looked at the v-letter reply on the screen, and He Qingfeng was a little confused.
"Wife! Wife! Come and see, what does this Xuan Mo mean?"
What is "what a coincidence"?
What a coincidence!
He, there is clearly a bit of cheapness in his words.
I really misjudged him. I thought before that he was really a highly respected and profound Taoist master.
Unexpectedly, he is no different from those brats down the mountain who hook up with little girls!
Su Min:……
Aren’t you in debt with your hands and your mouth?
Why are you sending so many messages to harass people?!
It is estimated that even if that little junior uncle didn't have any interest in his junior aunt, he would still be stimulated to have a rebellious mentality by He Qingfeng's foul-mouthed and annoying appearance——
You kid is guarding me like a thief, I can't bear the name of a thief for nothing!
Make the lie come true, or make the ambiguity clear... and directly treat your brat as a real elder.
"Okay! Don't always harass people!"
Su Min suppressed the complaints in her heart and said angrily, "Don't forget, I am the number one person in Xuanmen and the deputy director of the Extraordinary Affairs Office!"
A true master of black and white, a true Taoist master.
In the past, a man like Xuan Mo and his wife could not even touch the corners of their clothes.
Now, for the sake of my little sister-in-law, people say a few polite words to these newbies in Xuanmen, and my husband is really in a state of disbelief.
And you still treat Xuan Mo as an ordinary brat?!
Alas, it means that my life is good, my little aunt taught me the real skills and I have the ability to protect myself.
Otherwise, I don’t know how he will die in the future.
"Hmph, so what if you are the first person? Now you still have the chance to beg me, Junior Sister-in-law?"
He Qingfeng raised his chin proudly, he had enough confidence.
"No, I have to remind him again that when he sees a doctor, he sees a doctor, and when he teaches exercises, he teaches exercises. Never -"
He Qingfeng was typing while talking.
After struggling for several minutes, I came up with a large paragraph of text, but in the end, I couldn't send it.
Seeing the bright red exclamation mark, He Qingfeng's eyes widened: "Damn! I've actually been blocked!"
Xuan Mo swiftly put He Qingfeng on the blacklist, and when he raised his head, he still looked calm, cold and dignified.
He Tiantian seemed to be having a very happy chat with her aunt. She turned her head with great interest and said to Xuan Mo, "Uncle Junior, this aunt said that there is a Demon Suppressing Temple in Gejia Village. Although it is not well-known, it is
Very effective!”
"Especially when other temples provide services for enshrining spiritual tablets..."
To be continued...