Chapter 844 Oolong Media’s Oolong Report

Lin Zaishan was still thinking about keeping a low profile at this time, but he didn't plan to respond toughly, so he turned to ask Master Haichi: "Do you still have star coins? Pay me a little while."

Master Haiqi reluctantly paid the bill and complained: "Master Lin, you are so good. With a smirk, you will drink my 5.55 million star coins."

The waiter of the food shop removed the armed sai and laughed: "The earthlings, they dare to play tricks on Oolong, beware of being killed in minutes."

Lin Zaishan pretended not to hear it, and used his superpower to generate a new wine glass, and handed it to Master Haizhe with half of the sky-high wine, "It is hard to share the same blessings, let's smile together."

"Okay, okay." Master Haiqi raised his neck and drank the wine dry, and indeed showed an "evil" smile.

Lin Zaishan first came to his nose and sniffed it, then took a sip and analyzed it with consciousness code, thinking: "This recipe for evil-smile smile is nothing special, but the spell code contained in it is quite powerful."

He was cracking the spell code in the evil smile. The food shop suddenly sounded loudly, and the waiter who had threatened him had once again released hundreds of sais and surrounded him again.

Lin Zaishan asked, "What does this mean? Didn't I pay the bill just now?"

"This guest, our evil smile is not your way of drinking."

"I bought this glass of wine. I can drink whatever I want!" Lin Zaishan responded sternly.

"Hehe, are you drinking? You are clearly stealing our secret recipe. I think you are a commercial spy!"

Lin Zaishan said: "If you are afraid that others will taste the secret recipe for fine wine, don't sell it publicly on the market. Since there is a public selling, don't care about how customers drink it."

"Taking the argument! Take him down!"

At the command of the waiter, hundreds of armed sai attacked Lin Zaishan at the same time. They released a large amount of mental disturbance spells and blocked the energy field.

Lin Zaishan's figure suddenly flashed and he easily escaped the siege. He wanted to find Master Haiqi to help him reason, but found that the foodie had already escaped.

At this time, the food store portal was shining with light, and five intelligent plants came out one after another. Each of them had powerful energy scattered out of their bodies. It seemed that they were all powerful people with level seven plus star souls. The intelligent plant in the lead was still level eight.

The leader of the plant said to Lin Zaishan in high-dimensional language: "I am Jiao Mu, the chief chef of our store. As long as you surrender, you can avoid death for a while; if you resist stubbornly, you will definitely be disheartened on the spot!"

Lin Zaishan smiled and said, "I kill diners at any time. How did your food restaurant do business so prosperous?"

"Hehe, the reason why our store is doing a booming business is because it dares to take tough measures against obscene diners like you, thus ensuring the privilege and decency of high-end diners."

Chef Jiao Mu responded while attacking Lin Zaishan's key points (to be precise, he used branches and branches) to attack Lin Zaishan's key points, and the latter dodged in a vague manner.

At this time, a large number of onlookers rushed over nearby. In order to maintain order, the urban management team of the capital set up a transparent energy field, limiting the staff of the food restaurant and Lin Zaishan to the middle of the energy field.

An urban manager shouted, fearing that the world would be in chaos, "Look, take a look, the earthlings make trouble again, drink good wine without paying for money, steal recipes and make sophistry, and use ruthless actions to beat the clerk, disturb the public and damage the store..."

Lin Zaishan couldn't help but feel angry and funny when he heard the urban management arranged himself like this, and turned around and asked, "Brother, what's the lyrics of yours seem to be prejudiced against us earthlings."

The urban manager responded sternly: "We Oolong people just look down on you Earthlings, what can you do?"

The audience around him applauded, "Yes, we just look down on the people on earth."

"The earthlings are hypocritical and despicable."

"Everyone on Earth is a bad little hooligan."

"The Earthlings are not worthy of living in Oolong!"

Lin Zaishan exclaimed in his heart: "What the hell is going on? Why are the Earthlings so unpopular in Oolong?"

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At this time, a colorful light flashed, and a girl with a look that looked a bit similar to Li Yan but was even more cold, noble and arrogant, fell from the sky, and appeared in the public eye with a sparkling halo, which immediately attracted the attention of everyone present.

"Wow, isn't this the princess Bingjiao in the high-level plane?" a passerby said, "I heard that this princess is training in Oolong Star. She is currently working for Oolong Media and is a top divine reporter."

Another passerby said: "The report written by Princess Bingjiao has the effect of a holy book, which means that she can use words to determine the good and bad fortune of the parties involved. It is really a very powerful ability."

"Yes, yes, I heard about it, too. I really hope this princess can write me into the report."

"Ha, be careful that she wrote in the report that you are in trouble and disaster is coming, and my little brother is three inches shorter every day."

"As long as Princess Bingjiao is willing to write about me, I don't care even if my little brother is three inches shorter."

The beautiful and arrogant princess Bingjiao stood calmly in public, lightly opened her red lips and said in a voice like nature: "I am Bingjiao, and I am on-site to report to the audience of the pan-plane at the Food Street of Oolongxing Capital. A wretched man from the lower level of the wild earth is being surrounded by security guards from the famous Wannianqing Food Store. The reason is that the man is suspected of ordering drinks and refusing to pay the bill and stealing the top secret recipe of the brand wine of the food store, the "Evil Smile" in recent weeks. This is the second time that Earthlings disrupt public order in recent standard weeks."

Lin Zaishan heard the princess’ report and rushed to the edge of the energy field to remind him: "Miss reporter, I solemnly declared: I paid the full amount of 5.55 million star coins, and there was no so-called refusal to pay the bill or theft of the recipe at all."

Princess Bingjiao ignored Lin Zaishan's defense and continued to broadcast the report: "Whenever such an incident occurs, we will no surprise that the Earthlings, as the parties involved, always try every means to excuse themselves, and the view will shape themselves into the image of an innocent and innocent person; and no Earthlings can bravely admit their mistakes and take responsibility - this may be the bad nature of the Earthlings."

A passerby said, "I will basically be executed if I don't admit my mistakes, and admitting my mistakes means a more tragic way of death. How dare the earthlings?"

Lin Zaishan shouted: "Miss reporter, please investigate and study first, and then make a judgment after understanding the truth."

He also wanted to continue to persuade the staff of the food store that they would not agree. How could Chef Jiao Mu, a 8th-level star soul, miss this opportunity to show off in front of Princess Bingjiao and Oolong Media? He flashed and approached Lin Zaishan, and two tree branches attacked left and right at the same time.

Lin Zaishan easily avoided the attack of the tree branches. Unexpectedly, Chef Jiao Mu suddenly stretched out another branch from his feet and pushed him hard, beating him upright on the spot.

Seeing this, the audience burst into laughter and shouted: "When you fight well, you will kill the earthlings!"

Chef Jiao Mu took the opportunity to push away the staff, grabbed Princess Bingjiao, and said in the most elegant posture: "I am the chief chef of the Wannianqing Food Store, a powerful star soul, and a plant matter structure master Jiao Mu. I have the top cooking skills in the entire Oolong Star. My representative works include Evil Smile, Battle of Heavenly Wars, Love and Hate, Wood Fish Legend, Jinmu Love Song, Dead Wood Flying Spring and other fine wines and dishes. Welcome to come and taste them. I promise to be in the best condition for you. My pan-plane pp number is 250250555. By the way, our store is willing to receive the beautiful, unrivaled, and unique temperamental Princess Bingjiao for free, all kinds of signature foods and wines, and your princess chooses!"

Princess Bingjiao has long been accustomed to being sought after and admired by Oolong people, and responded lukewarmly: "Maybe I will come one day when I have time."

She continued to broadcast the report: "This food restaurant has good taste and reputation. I hope that their business and food quality will not be affected by the earthlings. Let's wait and see how the food restaurant will deal with the earthlings. Based on my experience, this thin, vulgar, humble, cowardly, a little cunning and slick-mouthed earthlings will be in danger. If he is lucky enough, he will be punished with a huge fine; otherwise, he may be killed in the street. If it is the latter result, I will not be surprised. In fact, the greatest contribution of the earthlings to Oolong Stars and the intelligent life of all planes may be to become an entertainment material and a negative example."

Master Jiao Mu interrupted: "Earth people can also become fertilizer for our galaxy rich flower pets."

When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter again, and some even called Lin Zaishan: "Earth people, hurry up and prepare to make fertilizer for wealthy flowers!"

Lin Zaishan defended while fighting, "Can Oolong Star be guilty of a person without going through trial?"

Master Jiao Mu replied loudly: "If you treat the earthlings, there will be no problem doing this."

"Did you obviously violate Article 2 of the Five Laws in this way: On Oolong, all life, no matter what plane, race, bloodline, and rank, are equal?"

The 5 great laws have supreme status in Oolong Star. Lin Zaishan cited it to refute it, which immediately scared everyone to silence.

Lin Zaishan sighed and thought to himself: "Fortunately, the Oolong people still have laws to restrict."

As soon as he thought of this, he heard Princess Bingjiao say: "This Earthling is able to skillfully cite the five laws of Oolong Star, which is somewhat unexpected - but he obviously made the mistake of taking it out of context and did not notice a limited condition of the law, that is: 'The premise is that they follow the five laws'. For those who follow the five laws, Oolong Star will naturally recognize and protect. For this vulgar man on Earth who openly destroys order and violates the laws, what I can think of and suggest is: severe punishment! The above is my live broadcast, let us focus on the upcoming punishment measures that the Perpetual Green Food Store will take. I believe they will definitely achieve results that satisfy the audience of Oolong Star and even the Pan-plane."

"Okay! Princess Bingjiao is awesome!" The audience cheered enthusiastically and cheered in unison, desperately hoping to attract Princess Bingjiao's attention.

After listening to this report, Lin Zaishan was stunned by the thunder, "I'll go! There is actually such a way of broadcasting in the world? Is this the highest level of the pan-plane? Even the most basic objective and fairness cannot be guaranteed. This Bingjiao Princess is so nonsense that she can win a lot of prizes. This shows that she is really 'sick and cute', and the aesthetic taste of the Oolong Star audience is also unfavorable. If I were the boss of Oolong Media, I must call this sick princess over and scold her for being a bloody spit!"

He was siegeing more violently at this yy, the staff of the Vientiane Food Store.

Lin Zaishan shouted: "I solemnly warn: A gentleman should not speak, and he should speak well if he has something to do, so everyone should reason..."

"Bang bang", Chef Jiao Mu, a powerful star soul, used two large shovels to slap Lin Zaishan's back.

"Good fight! Take off all the clothes of the Earthlings and let him reveal his true colors!" Someone among the audience started to cheer.

"Okay, that's it!" Chef Jiao Mu was obviously happy to use the humiliation of Lin Zaishan to gain a reputation for himself.
Chapter completed!