Chapter 22 I am a funny guy sent by monkey

There were storms outside the car, with black rain, rain, misty fog, mixed together, almost ignoring. From time to time, thunder and trees were broken, occasionally a thunder and huge lightning bombarded the neighborhood. The sky seemed to declare war on the earth, destroying everything on the ground in all kinds of thrilling ways.

This scene of war between heaven and earth, even before the end of the world, a person hiding in a building made of reinforced concrete would be frightened, let alone in the wilderness of the end of the day. What is our brave and lovely Captain Lin Zaishan doing?

The bored Lin Zaishan is actually playing the game of "Second Second Student" making sentences:

"The wind is blowing tirelessly, and the rainstorm is pouring down the ground."

"The fat pig is so sturdy and fat, while the evil wolf is so rude and evil."

"The beauty is unreasonably beautiful, and the handsome guy is frightened and handsome."

"Love is so bitter that it is so painful that it is so dark that it is in the future."

"Master Lin, how about we play chess?"

"I'm happy to accompany you. I don't know what kind of chessboard the owner likes? Fortunately, I generated it on the monitor."

"Don't have a chessboard, we play blind chess."

"Okay, Master, please leave first."

"One of the soldiers goes forward." Lin Zaishan Road.

"The master's destiny is indeed a personality!"

"Ha, who made me like the pawn?"

After 5 games, Lin Zaishan said depressedly: "Forget it, my chess skills are really far from yours. Even if you let me chariots, horses and cannons, I may not be able to win."

"The master doesn't have to be upset. Judging from the game just now, although the master's current chess skills are not as good as mine, we played 5 games and walked hundreds of chess games. The master remembers the order and position of the chess pieces correctly. This can be said to be a memory that is invisible."

"Really? I didn't seem to be able to do it before."

"The master should be the potential that has been inspired by the recent test of survival."

"Master Lin, evaluate my current basic attributes."

"After the evaluation, the master's basic attributes are as follows: Strength 124, speed 125, endurance 139, dexterity 140, hearing 132, vision 125, intelligence 136... Some basic attributes have slightly increased."

"The speed, vision has increased, hey, even my intelligence has increased! Is this one point of intelligence increasing leading to a leap in my memory?"

"Master, intelligence is composed of many basic abilities such as memory, imagination, computing power, logic power, spatial cognition, etc. The master has experienced life and death tests since the end of the world, constantly breaking through existing limits, and many abilities, including memory, have developed."

"Where am I considered a superpower?"

"It should not be counted. The known superpowers so far have more or less supernatural colors, such as Li Yan's fire ability and Du Lili's ability to control the opposite sex. These superpowers completely exceed the normal physical and mental limits and abilities of human species and cannot be explained by the species' own existing characteristics. Although the master's current abilities exceed ordinary people, they are still in the category that humans can explain. Therefore, I think it is not a superpower."

"I really hope that God can give me a variety of cool, dazzling and cool abilities for no reason."

"The master, if there is unpredictable blessing, there will be unpredictable disasters. Be down-to-earth and with your own hard work, inspire and mobilize your physical and mental potential in the test of life and death of saving others. The ability you gain is more stable and reliable."

"Ha! Master Lin, your way of thinking about problems and speaking is becoming more and more like an old master."

Three hours later, the storm subsided, the weather quickly cleared, and an extremely gorgeous rainbow appeared in the sky.

"Wow, what a beautiful rainbow, I haven't seen it in more than ten years."

Lin Zaishan quickly took out his cell phone and recorded this beautiful scene.

"Enter the resort 3 kilometers ahead, please prepare the owner."

"Master Lin, the weather conditions are very good now, so we are conducting air reconnaissance."

"As for orders. Get the resort ground screen, please check it."

"Zoom in the display. Which red dots are what?"

"The owner of the report, the red dots are all zombies, and the darker the color, the more dangerous it means. In the field of view, there are 641 zombies outdoors. Among them, there are 28 zombies with a risk index of 3 stars."

"My God! How come there are so many zombies?"

The entire resort has an area of ​​about 4 square kilometers on the flat ground. 641 humanoid creatures are placed on the 4 square kilometers of land, which is actually not dense; but it looks a bit dense on the monitor monitoring screen.

Because it is far from the explosion center, most of the buildings in the resort are well preserved. Of course, those more fragile surface buildings have been destroyed by shock waves and subsequent strong winds, so the ground is in a mess.

There are many broken-down, overturned or scrapped vehicles and zombies wandering aimlessly on the road close to the resort and in the grass on both sides. The zombies close to Lin Zaishan's car were alarmed and began to chase or intercept his car. Lin Zaishan was sitting in the car calmly wearing various equipment, and the vehicles were driven by Master Lin. Through exquisite calculations, Master Lin avoided the threat of zombies to the greatest extent and knocked over and crushed the zombies.

Suddenly a loop turned around, and as the sight moved, a huge bus ruin appeared in front of him. The huge bus rolled over and crossed the road ahead, and the vehicles were completely out of reach.

Lin Zaishan, who had his backpack and equipment, got off the car and gave an order:

"Master Lin, automatically find the right location to park and keep it standby."

"clear!"

At this time, several zombies who were alarmed nearby surrounded. Lin Zaishan pulled out a big wrench and attacked them all quickly. He bypassed the huge bus from the ditch and returned to the main road. He couldn't help but sigh at the scene he saw behind: hundreds of cars of various colors were densely blocked on the section less than 200 meters between the bus and the entrance to the resort. On both sides of the road were parking lots, and dozens of cars were parked on it.

"It seems that the bus overturned over and blocked the escape of other vehicles."

Since it had just rained, the ground was full of water, and the puddles led to a nearby river. Many cars were soaked in the water. Some cars also had human bodies and zombies tied by seat belts or suppressed and unable to move. Dozens of zombies were scattered in different locations in the parking lot. Some were standing still, some were staggering, and some squatting in the water to find something.

Seeing this, Lin Zaishan regretted the reckless behavior of actually wanting to enter the main entrance with a big swagger. It is obviously impossible to sneak into the resort without knowing it when there is knee-deep water everywhere. This means that if he wants to move forward, he must face a time-consuming battle. If he retreats, he has to go around for several kilometers to find a secluded dive.

Just when Lin Zaishan was in a dilemma, a tall zombie nearby discovered Lin Zaishan. It roared and rushed towards Lin Zaishan. Other zombies in the parking lot were also attracted.

"It seems that you don't need to make a decision by yourself. The zombie brother helped me make a choice." Lin Zaishan smiled bitterly.

He stared at the tall zombie running in the front, and suddenly moved to the right, avoiding its pounce, and the big wrench swung on its head. The tall zombie was killed by one blow and fell head-on in the water.

Three ordinary zombies surrounded him, and Lin Zaishan simply stood still and hit them three times, and got them done. Five zombies followed behind him. Lin Zaishan was fully focused, and suddenly the "instantaneous visual slow release" state appeared. The positions of the five zombies were clearly imprinted into his mind. With a "pa" sound, all 5 zombies were shot dead.

More than a dozen zombies rushed up behind him. Lin Zaishan hurriedly jumped into a car. The car was only 3 meters away from the other. Lin Zaishan easily jumped into another car. In this way, in more than ten seconds, he jumped to a place very close to the main entrance of the resort. There were no cars at close range below to relay, and there were two or thirty zombies blocking between the main entrance.

Lin Zaishan had to stop on the roof of the car, and the zombies rushed up and surrounded him. Fortunately, the car that Lin Zaishan was staying at was a small passenger bus with a high roof, so the zombies couldn't reach him for a while.

Looking at the zombies around him who were "looking forward to it" and their faces that had basically lost their human form, Lin Zaishan began to desperately urge himself: "Want it quickly, what should I do?"

This time, unlike the time when the county town was trapped in a car, there were no buildings or walls nearby to climb, and even the nearest big tree had already fallen to the ground and was burned half-coal. Lin Zaishan carefully looked down to see the inside of the bus, and found that the door was wide open and the window glass was broken, so there was no danger to guard. Escape in would only die faster.

"Why should I jump back?" He looked back and saw several tall zombies holding their claws high and waiting to catch themselves like catching fur balls.

"It seems that I can't go back. Well, since I come, I'll have a peace of mind. I'll apply for a temporary residence permit on the top of this bus."

Lin Zaishan knew that he had no hope of running away this time, so he simply took out a lazy look, sat casually on the roof of the car, took out the biscuits from his backpack, and ate while teasing the zombies:

"Dear viewers, today I, Lin Zaishan, and you will be in this wilderness. Thank you for your respect for my 100-pound pounds, and waded in the rain to welcome and watch. I am very grateful and cannot repay you. I will give you a song to entertain your eyes and ears. What song should I sing? Let me think about it..."

Lin Zaishan decided to disgust these zombies before dying: "By the way! There is a song that I almost took out my intestines and strangled myself to death after listening to it. All the zombie brothers and sisters-in-law will definitely like it after listening to it! Let me grandly introduce to you the classic handed down by Xiaogang's group: "All the Way Forward"! Please enjoy it."

Lin Zaishan took out his phone and started playing:

"You are the storm and I am the yellow sand,

You are an egret and I am a black crow.

There is a dream in my heart,

The wind and rain are picturesque.

With you,

The world is home.

Going forward all the way,

Hey, hey.

Flying notes fascinated by the flying snowflakes,

The loving eyes brush the lover's hair.

Warm palms join hands with your warmth,

Inspiring footsteps dance with your coolness.

You are my direction.

I will never give up, I will never despair,

I will never retreat, I will never be afraid.

Going forward all the way,

Hey, hey."

As soon as the music sounded, the restless zombies quickly calmed down, and some of the zombies' bodies began to shake rhythmically with the rhythm. After a while, all the zombies actually "danced" according to the rhythm of the music.

Lin Zaishan's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes were blinded when he saw this scene:

"Oh my god, who can tell me what's going on? Why do zombies dance better than me, a living person? Why is even that fat uncle so stylish? No, the question I should ask now is, why do zombies stop attacking and start dancing after hearing this music? Could it be..."

Lin Zaishan slapped his head suddenly and a few words popped up in his mouth: "Music power! Yes, it must be that Han Xiaogang and Zhang Dafan have music powers, so the songs they composed and sang can confuse zombies. Since the zombies are all enjoying music, why don't I take the opportunity to slip away?"

He put his phone at the rear of the car, and then the person carefully moved to the front of the car. He found that the zombies turned a blind eye to him. He was overjoyed and was about to jump off the car, and suddenly withdrew his pace.

"No, walking like this will waste a well-configured branded mobile phone, and you can't guarantee that you will not be besieged by zombies after landing. There should be a smarter way. By the way, Master Lin, transfer the drone to my side!"

It was very open, and the drone came to the top of Lin Zaishan. At this time, "All Way Forward" was broadcast, and another popular song by a singer in China before the end of the world began to automatically play. The zombies immediately returned to normal and began to attack, and even became more aggressive in a sense. Lin Zaishan quickly picked up his mobile phone to replay "All Way Forward", set a single loop, and then fixed the phone on the drone.

"Master Lin, control the drone to lead the zombies into the river and then come back."

"clear!"
Chapter completed!