Chapter 162: Fragrant tea and foot washing water

Lin Zaishan returned to the small villa and was surprised to find that the bullet holes that were still there in the morning had been filled and smoothed, and the villa was cleaned up. Pigeon and others were playing cards in the hall. The fallen rooster was beaten to lose several times, and even lost all the breakfast the day after tomorrow.

"It's already 18 o'clock now. Don't none of you guys go to cook?" Lin Zaishan suddenly appeared in the hall and questioned everyone.

"Huh? Chief, you are back? Liu Sitie is cooking in the kitchen." The pigeon replied, "Old Liu has a great cooking skills, let's wait to eat ready-made ones."

The poisonous spider threw down his card and stopped playing. He stood up and took Lin Zaishan's arm, pulled him into the corner and asked softly: "Dear spouse, didn't you say you went to find Jingguo? Have you gained anything?"

Lin Zaishan patted his backpack and smiled: "A lot of bags are full, more than a dozen."

The poisonous spider hurriedly made a booing gesture, pulled Lin Zaishan and ran to the master bedroom on the second floor, closing the bedroom door with a "clang".

"Take out your baby and eat it for me." The poisonous spider urged impatiently.

Lin Zaishan stammered: "Not very good, right? We are not very familiar with each other."

"We haven't said we're familiar with each other yet."

"Huh? Is there still permission to open the sequence, and you can just kiss it?"

"What are you talking nonsense? I mean Jingguo!"

"Okay." Lin Zaishan took out a red crystal fruit from his backpack and handed it to the poisonous spider. The latter immediately picked up the crystal fruit excitedly and rushed to the bathroom to wash it. He quickly rushed out again and took a big bite.

Lin Zaishan casually raised a finger. The poisonous spider chewed it again, and Lin Zaishan then raised a second finger.

"I eat a crystal fruit from my spouse, don't you raise your middle finger at me, right?" asked the poisonous spider while chewing the sweet flesh.

"I didn't raise my middle finger. I just warned you that you can speak for only three times. Eating more will cause physical discomfort."

"Oh, it seems yes. I just had my second mouthful and I felt so full. Huh? I'm getting hot all over again, so comfortable!"

"Save it for tomorrow and continue to enjoy it."

"Okay." The poisonous spider took out a small bag from his backpack, wrapped half of the crystal fruit carefully and put it away, and said to Lin Zaishan: "How many crystal fruits do you have in your backpack, so let me keep them for you?"

Lin Zaishan said: "I originally had 13 pieces in my backpack. I was thirsty on the way here. I had eaten one, and there were 12 left. I gave you one, and there were 11 more."

"11? Oh my god, we're making a fortune!" The poisonous spider said in surprise: "A crystal fruit on the black market can sell 20,000 crystals."

"Not that, right?" Lin Zaishan asked in disbelief: "No matter how valuable the crystal fruit is, it is not a rare thing. Just walk around the deep mountains and old forests to harvest a large basket."

"Not as simple as you said!" said the poisonous spider: "Every day in Guicheng, people go out to look for crystal fruits, and I have never heard of anyone who has succeeded."

"I'll go! Are they all blind and idiots? I'm still with Sima Te and Chen Xiaosi found a very dense crystal fruit forest. In fact, we didn't go too far."

"Dear spouse, I understand, that must be because you are stronger. I feel so secure and promising when I am with you!"

Lin Zaishan smiled and said, "Okay, I know you flattered me so that you can get ownership of those 11 crystals. In this way, I will leave one and give you the rest."

"Really?"

"Of course. I never deceive girls."

The poisonous spider, regardless of whether his backpack was big enough, stuffed crystal fruits into it desperately and asked, "Why are you leaving that one for? If you want to eat it, you can ask me anytime."

Lin Zaishan said, "I'll give it to the pigeons and they taste it."

"Ah, do you really think of this underage girl in your heart?"

"I not only think about pigeons, but also about quails, as well as the fallen pheasant, Xiaolan, etc. Everyone is blessed to share, and eat crystal fruits together."

"Okay, then share the one in your hand, and don't share these 10 of mine."

"Isn't it said it well just now, I can find these 10 at any time

Do you want it?"

"Hmph, that's because I didn't expect you to be so prodigal! I want to solemnly announce that all your property belongs to me and will be kept by me!"

"You're so crazy. I'll take the pigeons to the Jingguo Forest to collect 100 pigs tomorrow, and I'll leave them to her to keep."

"You..." The poisonous spider was anxious, changed his face instantly, and smiled gently: "Dear spouse, why are we two separated from each other? Mine is yours, and yours is mine, right?"

"Hmph, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." Lin Zaishan turned around and left the bedroom.

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At this time, Sima Te and Chen Xiaosi had returned safely. Sima Te took out an extremely large crystal fruit and lit it up to everyone, saying, "Who wants to eat the crystal fruit?"

Everyone immediately stopped the cards in their hands and stared at the crystal fruit in Sima Te's hand greedily.

Sima Te smiled and said, "If anyone wants to taste it, he must call me Brother Sima or Brother Te first; otherwise..."

Before he finished speaking, Pigeon, Song Jie, Mung Bean Sprout, Luo Shanji and others rushed up, then pulled open his backpack, and in the blink of an eye he snatched more than 10 crystal fruits in his backpack. Half a minute later, Sima Te finally stood up with his slim waist, then touched his backpack and shouted like a pig: "Which dead bandit has stolen my crystal fruits, please return them to me quickly!"

At this time, the crystal fruit in his hand was still there. The quail, who had just been afraid of hurting the pigeon, had not taken action, immediately jumped up more than three feet high and pushed Sima Te to the ground. Then, while crushing his body, he easily seized the crystal fruit in his hand.

Lin Zaishan, who had been deeply crushed by quails and felt empathy, looked at Sima Te's little feet who were struggling on the ground and couldn't help but feel a pain.

"Get up quickly, if we continue to get the quail, we have to hold a funeral for Lao Tzu." Lin Zaishan reminded.

The quail got up with the crystal fruit in satisfaction and opened his mouth and chewed it.

Lin Zaishan helped Sima Te up, who said angrily: "You... return my crystal fruit quickly."

Everyone was reluctant to pay attention to him, and they all hid in the corner and ate.

Sima Te finally breathed and cried: "I have a hard life. After going through thousands of hardships, I have used the power of a tiger and two tigers, and I have been killed in a lifetime, and I have been fighting for half my life to get more than a dozen crystal fruits. I can't bear to eat them in one bite. I just want to be glorious in front of others, shining my ancestors, and marrying a rich and beautiful woman. Who knew that I had encountered you, such a group of inhuman bandits, and I had lost both my wealth. I even treated you as friends and brothers. I was really blind to the titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!"

Lin Zaishan patted Sima Te on the shoulder and smiled and said, "Old, don't worry. As the saying goes, good will be rewarded, evil will be rewarded. If these unkind guys stole your treasure, they will be rewarded immediately."

"What retribution?" Simate asked, "Can they be asked to eat and cannot pull it out?"

"It's possible, let's wait and see."

More than ten seconds later, the pigeon covered his stomach and shouted, "It hurts so much, it's so hot!"

The other guys who just ate crystal fruits were also quarreled and uncomfortable.

"Hahaha! Have you been retribution?" Sima Te smiled proudly and said, "Look at whether you dare to steal my things in the future!"

At this time, Xiaolan, who had not just taken the crystal fruit, walked to Simate and gently patted and pinched Simate's limbs with his hands. The latter said gratefully: "Xiaolan, I didn't expect that you are loyal enough and value feelings."

Xiaolan smiled and said, "You're welcome, I just want to study the physical reaction of an unlucky man who was crushed by a quail at this time."

In the end, the farce came to an end with Chen Xiaosi and Lin Zaishan taking out another crystal fruit subsidy to supplement Sima Te. Everyone slept in the small villa that night.

The poisonous spider took the other person's hand and hesitated in the master bedroom how to deal with it if Lin Zaishan proposed any inappropriate thoughts. When she finally made a decision by counting crystal fruits, she found that the latter had already slept with Luoshan Ji, Sima Te, Mung Bean Sprout and other men in the hall downstairs.

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The next morning, Wang Chengba sent someone to summon Lin Zaishan.

"Chief, I heard that your vacation yesterday was very pleasant." Wang Chengba said leisurely while sitting on the beach lounge chair drinking morning tea.

"It's OK, neither

I was killed by someone with a rifle of anti-equipment, and I was not killed by the top masters of the Apocalypse Players Club. I was already lucky and burned incense."

"The Apocalypse Players Club is in trouble for you again?"

"They may be in a hurry to recruit me back as a son-in-law, and sent a beautiful killer named Feifeng to greet me tirelessly again and again."

"I have heard of this female killer. It seems that she is still ranked very high in China."

"Old Wang, it sounds like you know a lot of things? Do you have any insider information to reveal?"

"There is no insider. However, I do have a secret mission to hand over to you."

"What mission?"

"I have a business with people outside, they have something I need much, but require me to bring someone with me to trade with them."

"Who?"

"Lin Zaishan." Wang Chengba widened his eyes and stared at Lin Zaishan's every reaction, but the latter seemed to hear the villain's name and complained: "Why are everyone looking for Lin Zaishan? Is this guy that handsome?"

Wang Chengbadao: "Lin Zaishan's appearance is comparable to you, but it's far worse than me."

"Since he is not handsome, why do your business partners still look for him?"

"It's probably because they are also in a hurry to recruit him to be his son-in-law. You know, it's the end of the world, and it's hard to find a good son-in-law. My father-in-law and mother-in-law must be anxious and red."

"Then what do you need me to do?"

"What I need to do is actually very simple." Wang Chengba smiled and said, "That is to pretend to be Lin Zaishan to help me complete the transaction so that I can get what I want."

"This Lin Zaishan sounds like a sissy or a playboy. You can find Sima Te or Wei Jie and others to play it."

"No, because they have photos of Lin Zaishan." Wang Chengba pushed a piece of colored printing paper in front, "From the photos, you and Lin Zaishan in my entire Guicheng look the most similar."

Lin Zaishan picked up the paper and carefully looked at the person in the photo. He was a pretty young man wearing a mountain volunteer uniform.

"How is it? Do it, I will give you a generous reward."

"What can you give me?"

"Crystals, weapons, ammunition, cigarettes, wine, beauties, whatever you want."

"If I wanted more information about this Lin Zaishan, would you give it?"

"What's more to say? In order to make you pretend to be more vivid, I will tell you all the background information about Lin Zaishan at hand."

"Okay, I promise you!"

"You are really smart!" Wang Chengba was so happy that his eyes were fascinated by a line, and he smiled and said, "Actually, I still envy you a little. It is said that at other survivor gathering sites outside, many beautiful girls regarded Lin Zaishan as their dream lover, and wished they could throw themselves into their arms. If it weren't for the big deal and the fear of damaging my noble image, I wouldn't help but condescend to play Lin Zaishan."

Lin Zaishan frowned and said, "If the maid you sent last time listened to me and was told that he would be a big bald man, there would never be so much trouble."

"Don't be impatient, so-called hard work will bring you the rewards. You should work harder now and do more challenging part-time jobs, so as to pave the way for your future career." Wang Chengba took out a remote control, pressed the button, and a bell rang. Soon, a girl in her twenties, wearing a maid's short skirt and beautiful face, rushed over with a delicate little step. When she saw Wang Chengba, she performed a standard curtsy and said, "City Lord, what are your instructions?"

"Xiao Tao, you have seen Lin Zaishan before. Do you think the Chief and Lin Zaishan look like each other?"

The girl named Xiao Tao was already secretly looking at Lin Zaishan just now. At this time, De Ling widened her eyes and observed Lin Zaishan for several seconds, and responded: "The appearance is seven-point, just... it is a far-reaching difference in temperament."

"How is the difference in temperament?"

"If Lin Zaishan is just a cup of fragrant tea, then the person in front of him is simply a foot wash."

"Puchi", Wang Chengba couldn't help but spray a big mouthful of tea. "Foot wash water?" While recalling this rhetorical technique, he glanced at Lin Zaishan up and down, "No, it's really an extremely vivid image."
Chapter completed!