Chapter 296: Brain Powder (2)(1/2)
After the end of the song "Love You for 10,000 Years", the zombies became even more obsessed, and none of them ran around in the rain.
At this time, the wind and rain were much smaller than before. Lin Zaishan knew that the time was coming, and signaled Xiaogang. The group continued to sing other songs with love as the theme. He turned on the communicator and ordered: "Note to all units: After my personal test, the corpse group has been temporarily controlled by Xiaogang. The general musical superpowers are temporarily controlled. You should hurry up and sample. Don't make loud noises when sampling, the movement should be light, and you should not attack, so as not to wake up the zombies. I repeat again, and immediately sample in the rain, and cannot wake up the zombies!"
The personnel from each unit were ordered to be dispatched immediately. They were surprised to find that the corpse group had already been obedient without violence, and the sampling work was surprisingly smooth. The remaining sampling was completed in less than an hour, and blood and tissue samples were immediately sent to the technical processing team.
"It turns out that Lin Zaishan sings really to control the corpse group. Although it has achieved tactical results, some beautiful women Xiao may be disappointed." Wenying teased while eating the small biscuits.
"I'm not as naive as you underage girls." Xiao Sa counterattacked, "Mengmeng, go, let's go to the underground library to practice singing."
Xu Yuxin said: "Wait, let's go together."
"Old Mrs. Xu, aren't you an ascetic goddess? You have never participated in entertainment activities very much. Why are you so interested today?"
"We have to invent a song that can comfort zombies as soon as possible, or we have to listen to the songs of those artists in the rain every day in the future."
"Yes, this is a serious problem." Xiao Sa learned from Lin Zaishan's tone and said: "Please note that in order for each of our ears to be free from pollution, everyone should work overtime and sing!"
The beautiful girls immediately cheered.
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Lin Zaishan returned to the control center and discussed with Zhiyangyang.
"Captain, you sing well. Is there anyone who kisses you?"
"Zhi Yangyang, your question reminded me, have we noticed the gender distribution when selecting zombies?"
Zhiyangyang ordered: "Master Lin, count the gender distribution of zombies."
The data soon showed on the screen: 64% of male zombies and 36% of female zombies.
"It's okay." Lin Zaishan said, "Although it's not random sampling, there should be representative samples."
"Captain, are you going to talk about using music to comfort the corpse group?"
"Yes, we have to subdue the target zombies every day and avoid and knock down other irrelevant zombies before sampling, which is too dangerous; not to mention that more corpses will arrive at the test site in the future. The safest way I can think of at present is to use musical powers to comfort the zombies. Fortunately, it was Xiaogang, a group of people who were performing in the rain in a flash."
"Captain, if we install some amplifier equipment in every corner and then play the songs they sing 24 hours a day, we will definitely be able to withstand the forces of hundreds of people."
"Yes, that's what I plan. Master Lin, draft a distribution map of the audio to ensure that the music achieves the maximum effect!"
Lin Zaishan looked at the distribution map a few times, started the entire communication, and ordered: "Please note: Please find various amplifier equipment in the buildings you are stationed in. The remaining time this afternoon will be used to install these equipment to provide hardware support for the implementation of the plan to comfort the corpse group."
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The whole afternoon was busy again. At around 17 o'clock, the amplifier equipment was finally installed, and Xiaogang was playing music from various parts of the test site at the same time. Master Lin had already recorded their previous performances, and the two no longer needed to continue performing in real time.
Listening to his music echoing around, looking at the zombie and brainless fans all over the ground, Xiaogang, Dafan hugged each other happily.
"Dear, we finally held our first grand concert!"
"Yes, we conquered all the audiences in the entire test site with our wonderful performances, and even the zombies were fascinated by us."
"Dear, we have become artists who create miracles, and maybe we all have their own fans."
"Yes, we must continue to work hard and go to the top, and become an unparalleled and unparalleled music legend!"
"yeah!"
The two were hugging excitedly. Swan Xiaobai flew over their heads and pulled a large pile of wet and smelly poop weighing nearly 10 kilograms, accurately pouring it on Xiaogang, Dafan.
The two screamed and were hit to the ground.
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In the temporary clinic of Song Chanjuan, the business center building, Lin Zaishan looked at Xiaogang who was unconscious in bed, and asked: "Doctor Song, are they not in danger of life?"
"No, it's just excessive fatigue, and you will definitely get better after sleeping for a while."
"They are national treasures, so you must not let them get into trouble."
"Captain Lin, don't worry, they are very lucky. They want to 'love you for ten thousand years'. I think even if the earth is destroyed, they may not be in trouble." Song Chanjuan continued to tease, "Captain Lin sang well. It's a pity that your two super beauties and brainless fans were not present."
"It doesn't matter if they are not there, as long as Dr. Song is here." Lin Zaishan said in a silence.
Song Chanjuan stared at Lin Zaishan with beautiful eyes, like a cat admiring a mouse, and after a moment.
Lin Zaishan was so nervous that he was staring at him, and asked, "Doctor Song, don't you want to remove my kidneys?"
"Silly, how can I bear to bear it?" Dr. Song chuckled, "I just want to do another simple and rough medical experiment."
"Okay, I can guarantee that all the male compatriots will like it."
"The first step of the experiment is to draw your blood and inject it into me." Song Chanjuan started on the spot and skillfully completed the operation.
"How can your blood give people a burning feeling?" Song Chanjuan exclaimed, then her body shook a lot, and then began to twitch continuously. It took a while to calm down. Her face turned red and she said in surprise: "Hey, it seems that your blood is like a stimulant to me, making people feel refreshed and full of vitality."
"You are not addicted, are you?" Lin Zaishan asked worriedly, "I warn you that if you are addicted, I will not be stupid enough to give you blood transfusions every day. I will save my life."
"Looking at your timid and selfish look, how could you look like a man?" Song Chanjuan said angrily, "Well, I'll give you another 200 ml of blood."
"No need."
"This is the second step of my experiment." Song Chanjuan ignored Lin Zaishan's willingness and took action directly and injected him with his own blood.
"I, Dr. Song, why do your blood taste the same as green tea?"
"You are not trying to suggest that I am a 'green tea bitch'?"
"How could it be? In my eyes, you are a living Bodhisattva. I will never allow anyone to disrespect you."
"How do you feel now?"
"I feel hot and sore all over. Hey, I seem to be experiencing a car on my body. Doctor Song, I haven't married my wife yet. If I die, you have to give me a good incense."
"How could this happen?" Song Chanjuan was a little worried, "Why would you try to mobilize your sense of breath and adjust it?"
When Lin Zaishan heard this, he immediately calmed down, mobilized his aura, and began to practice boxing. He was intentionally activate the state of meditation and observation, combining the meditation and observation with boxing practice.
After he finished his 36-style boxing 12 times, he returned to the real-time state, and only a short time passed. Lin Zaishan found that the burning, soreness and other discomfort on his body had been eliminated, and his whole body was like a newborn, feeling uncomfortable everywhere.
"Hey, why do I feel my skin has improved?" Lin Zaishan asked strangely as he looked at the old scar that disappeared on his arm.
Song Chanjuan looked up and down and said, "That's it! You feel like you're several years younger now. If you don't believe it, look in the mirror."
Lin Zaishan looked at the heroic and tender figure in the mirror and said disdainfully: "Who is this guy? Why do I feel disliked?"
"You are not so 'two' that you don't even know yourself, right?"
"I'm much more mature than him? Which onion is he?"
Song Chanjuan stared at Lin Zaishan for a few seconds, reached out to touch his forehead, suspecting that his brain was burned by his own blood.
Lin Zaishan suddenly laughed and said, "Doctor Song, I just pretended to be stupid and lied to you."
Song Chanjuan covered her heart and breathed a sigh of relief, "Are you sure you haven't become stupid?"
"Don't worry, I'm as smart as a monkey now."
"That's good, you go back quickly. I hope Ye Jingying and He Annie can still treat you as original imported goods after they come back."
Lin Zaishan immediately went back to his room with great energy.
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He had just walked a few steps when Xu Yuxin asked for a call.
"Captain Lin, our Tianqin Beautiful Girls group just created a song. I want to test whether there is any effect of comforting zombies. I hope you can get your support."
"Okay, how do you plan to test it?"
"For safety reasons, we want to attract a small number of zombies to the underground library of the bookstore, and ask you and a few companions to come and testify."
"No problem, I'll take people here now."
Lin Zaishan immediately contacted Zhiyangyang, Gao Dawei, Qin Huanchang, Wang Ziqiang, Qiang Ge and Luo Weiming. He heard that Tianqin’s beautiful girl was going to perform and sing, and Zhiyangyang’s little heart could hear a “plop” sound through the communication network, “Captain, I have to go there no matter what.”
"Of course, how can you lose your wise goat?"
More than ten minutes later, everyone gathered in the underground library of the bookstore where the beautiful girl Tianqin was stationed. Xu Yuxin and five other beautiful girls had already taken the violin, erhu, recorder and other instruments. When Zhiyangyang saw Su Ya holding the recorder, he hurried over to present the chocolate she had taken time to plunder. Su Ya took the chocolate without hesitation, waved her hand and said, "Go away, don't interfere with my performance."
Xiao Sa asked: "Dear viewers: Are you all ready?"
Everyone nodded desperately.
Xiao Sa said: "We are going to perform the original song "You are so stupid". Captain Lin, after the prelude sounds, thank you for your hard work, open the door next door, and there are more than a dozen low-level zombies inside. Let me declare first: If you like you enjoy the whole song, don't disturb us, and of course you can't let the zombies mess up."
"OK."
The instrument in Xiao Sa's hand was a violin. She played the strings lightly to audition, and everyone calmed down.
Then the music started, Lin Zaishan opened the door of the next room, and more than a dozen low-level zombies rushed in.
The graceful and cheerful melody instantly attracted everyone's attention, and the zombies who were still aggressive just now also calmed down.
The beautiful girls in Tianqin saw that the song was effective against zombies and played it even more vigorously.
After the prelude, Mengmeng began to sing.
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The rain is gently underground
The wind blows slowly
To be continued...