Volume 1 Catastrophe Falls from Heaven Chapter 016 I am a hooligan who am I afraid of (2)
"I don't know where the woman who beat me ran away. Running around in high heels in a county where zombies are rampant is basically equivalent to suicide. Forget it, she doesn't care about her. She attacked me so hard, but I'm already very kind."
Lin Zaishan quietly sneaked out of the county government building, came from the main entrance to the central street, walked east along the street, preparing to go to the "Chaoyang Computer Clinic". As soon as he got on the street, he found that the zombies here were a little abnormal, and they were heading in the same direction as if they had a signal to have a meal.
"It must be the woman who beat me." Lin Zaishan followed the zombies for dozens of meters. More than ten zombies surrounded the door of a women's clothing store. Lin Zaishan was across the road and peeked into the clothing store under the cover of a car. He saw a girl in white and black dress in a hurry to block the clothing frame behind the store. The girl built a "fortification" and breathed a sigh of relief, looked around and saw Lin Zaishan outside, stretched out her right fist to make a flat posture. Lin Zaishan thought to himself, it is you who are being besieged now, not me, what are you arrogant? Who knows that the girl shouted at him:
"You dead hooligan, why don't you let me go under such circumstances!"
"Rogue? Are you calling me a hooligan?" Lin Zaishan couldn't help but get angry. He has always been polite when dealing with the opposite sex. Although he has been criticized and cursed by them, it is the first time he has enjoyed such a shining title of "Dead Hooligan". He shouted: "I'm not a dead hooligan, I'm Lin Zaishan, the captain of the Yutai wild rescue team!"
"I'm not sure whether you are a hooligan, but I'm sure you will soon become a dead hooligan!" The girl pointed to the seven and eight zombies who were attracted by the sound of Lin Zaishan and said gloatingly.
"What a sinister and cunning woman with a heart like a snake and a scorpion!" Lin Zaishan cursed inwardly. At this time, he was surrounded by zombies and had nowhere to go. He climbed onto the roof of the car with his hands and feet. This was a SUV with a very high roof. The zombies could not climb the car and could not reach him, so they surrounded the car and hit and caught it.
Lin Zaishansong breathed a sigh of relief and said to the girl in the clothing store: "Don't be too happy too early. These windows are just a layer of glass. If zombies hit them twice, they will easily rush into the store. Who will die at that time?"
When the girl heard this, her face changed drastically. She rushed to the window to check and counterattacked: "You are not only a dead hooligan, but also a pig's brain. Do you think these zombies can think of this trick?" As soon as she finished speaking, several zombies were attracted to the window and began to rush in.
"Damn hooligan, I actually tempted me to be trapped!" The girl cursed, turned around and ran to the second floor of the clothing store. The zombies who broke through the window followed closely behind.
"She won't really be eaten by zombies, right? Looking at the other party's mouth of a zombie, it seems to be inconsistent with her grand ideal of saving all kinds of beauties in the world and her high-end image of a long-standing savior of the weak. However, I am also surrounded by zombies, so it's hard to save her. Who asked her to set a trap for me?"
Lin Zaishan looked around and left and right, his brain was running quickly, thinking about an emergency action plan. He bent down and wanted to use a big wrench to knock a zombie's head, but the zombie grabbed his big wrench. Lin Zaishan took great effort to pull out the wrench. He thought to himself: "It seems difficult to kill a zombie who is fully focused when face-to-face without any mobility." He couldn't help but start envious of the superpowers of Wu Chaoqun and Li Yan: "If I have the superpowers like theirs, I just need to kill the killing at this time. Why are you so careful and embarrassed? Yes, I almost forgot that I still have 'Master Lin'."
Lin Zaishan turned on his phone, asked "Master Lin" to scan it, and then asked: "These are all zombies, how should I deal with it?"
"Does the master have a rope and a hook in his backpack?" "Master Lin" said, "Master Lin" really awakened the dreamer.
"Yes! Why did I forget all my professional skills? Did that woman really use high heels to reduce her IQ?"
Immediately took out the rope and grabbed the hook together, then aimed at the guardrail on the top of the house next to the clothing store and threw it away. The hook was accurately fixed to the guardrail. Lin Zaishan untied his backpack, tied it with the end of the rope, and then pulled the rope and rushed to the wall. In a few seconds, he reached the height of the second floor. At this time, the girl also leaned out on the balcony facing the street on the second floor. When she saw Lin Zaishan, she shouted: "Save me!"
"Why should I save you? You hit me with your high heels in front of you, and I was scolding me just now!" Thinking of the girl's high heels, Lin Zaishan couldn't help but feel pain again.
"Aren't you the captain of the rescue team? Do you have the heart to watch a weak beauty like me being eaten by a zombie?" the girl said with a serene expression.
"You are really mentally retarded enough."
"I admit that I was wrong, please save me quickly. They are coming!"
A zombie also appeared on the balcony. The girl picked up a skirt from there and put it on the zombie's head. The zombie who lost sight suddenly began to get busy. Lin Zaishan swung across the side of the balcony on the second floor, stretched out his hand and said, "Give me your hand!" The girl hesitated a little, and another zombie rushed up with her mouth wide open, and the girl immediately stretched out her hand. Lin Zaishan pulled hard, and the girl was taken out of the balcony by him like a kitten. The zombie that followed pounced on the air and fell directly on the street. Seeing this, the girl didn't care about being reserved and wrapped around Lin Zaishan tightly. Lin Zaishan was about to remind her not to move her hands, but the girl looked familiar and hugged Lin Zaishan's thighs and climbed up.
Lin Zaishan suddenly shouted like a pig: "Don't touch my balls again!"
The girl blushed, grabbed Lin Zaishan's belt with both hands, and whispered: "Dead hooligan!"
Lin Zaishan first pushed the girl onto the roof, then jumped onto her and said to the girl:
"IMHO, your weight is a bit over the standard, it's time to lose weight."
"Hmph! My weight is very standard. Didn't you notice that there is a bag on my back?" After the girl said that, she took off her backpack from her back and took out clothes, shoes, scarves, gloves, hats, socks, and even underwear from it.
"Turn around, I want to change my clothes, don't peek!" The girl said vigilantly. Lin Zaishan turned around helplessly, feeling depressed: "I saved her life without grudges. Not only did she not say a word of thanks, she also treated herself as a hooligan to guard against it. Why are the girls nowadays so qualities? Are they really not as good as Li Yan?" Thinking of Li Yan, Lin Zaishan felt a sense of sweetness.
After a while, the girl said, "I'm fine, you can turn around."
Lin Zaishan turned around lazily, but was attracted by the stunning scenes he saw. The girl was wearing a black leather suit, wearing black gloves, and wearing black sports leather boots. The tight leather pants perfectly set off the girl's straight, slender legs and perky, and a strong waist curve; the black leather jacket could not wrap her firm chest; the jacket was a white low-collared shirt, revealing her snow-white neck; her long flowing black hair was combed into a capable ponytail. If it weren't for the thin black-rimmed glasses on her face, she would be like a female killer and a female spy in the blockbuster.
Lin Zaishan stared at the girl's legs for a long time. The girl looked like she was not surprised and said:
"Dead hooligan!"
Lin Zaishan came to his senses and said, "It's dark now, and it's more dangerous to move in the dark. We'd better find a place to hide until dawn."
The girl said coldly: "Don't mention 'we', I'm not familiar with you, so everyone should act separately."
Seeing that the other party was not grateful at all, Lin Zaishan had to put away his "kindness" and said, "Since that's the case, please. I'll spend the night on this roof."
The girl didn't bother to pay attention to him, so she stepped on her long legs and walked around the edge of the roof, selected a position, and climbed downstairs through the pipe.
"Hey! You're good at it."
Seeing that the girl had left and Lin Zaishan was not idle either, he used a rope to lift his heavy backpack from the ground to the roof, took out compressed biscuits and drinks from the bag, and enjoyed it beautifully.
The night fell completely, and the moon could not be seen in the sky. The sky seemed to be clearer than before the end of the world, and the stars seemed to be brighter. The night wind blew, and I was wearing a uniform, a bulletproof vest and wrapped around canvas. The forest, which wrapped itself tightly, felt no chill at all.
"I haven't spent the open air on the roof for a long time. Let's enjoy the night sky tonight." Lin Zaishan was resting on his backpack and was about to go to bed. Suddenly, he heard a few gunshots from afar. "It's the direction of Longwei Hotel. Qian Long and Awei are really ignorant of the world. Are they not afraid of attracting zombies and mutant beasts in the whole county?"
At this time, the whole city was covered in darkness, and only the night sky in the direction of Longwei Hotel was flashing with lights.
"When the public power supply system is paralyzed, if you want to use electricity and lighting in large facilities for a long time, you must have generators, and generators need fuel. In addition, heating, cooking, driving vehicles, etc. also need fuel. Therefore, the behavior of maintaining the lifestyle before the end of the world will soon evolve into a crazy search and plunder of fuels such as gasoline and diesel. Qian Long and Awei are people who have been in the world for a long time, and there is no need to remind themselves at this point. Judging from today's observation, they have already walked out of the initial fear and helplessness after the arrival of the doomsday and began to control the situation. If the doomsday continues, I am afraid that people like Qian Long and Awei will be doing better and better, while ordinary people and so-called good people like themselves will become more and more difficult to adapt."
Thinking of this, Lin Zaishan felt a little difficult to fall asleep. "Many survivors have superpowers, and even the fat man has the magical ability to pass through the walls in critical moments. What kind of capital and reliance can he gain a foothold in this apocalypse? In terms of medical skills, he is not as good as a full-time doctor; in terms of physical fitness, he is not as good as a professional athlete; in terms of shooting skills and fighting, he is not as good as a special forces soldier like Chaoqun; in terms of luck, he seems to be a little bit more memorable; in terms of maintenance, driving and other craftsmanship, he is not as good as a full-time craftsman. So what else is there to be extraordinary about me?"
At this moment, a chill and a strong sense of fear suddenly surged in, and he couldn't help but fight a cold war.
"Zombies and mutant beasts are all very scary. I have dealt with them countless times in just a few days. If my body is just bitten or scratched, I will probably die. This kind of life is really terrible! Terrible, terrible, terrible..."
For some reason, Lin Zaishan's mind was completely occupied by the words "terrible". He kept repeating these two words in his mouth, and his body trembled violently.
"If I die, there is nothing to be afraid of. What a wonderful thing to die." Lin Zaishan stood up and slowly walked towards the edge of the roof. The street below was pitch black, and occasionally the roar of zombies came.
Lin Zaishan stood by the roof, raised his legs and stepped over the guardrail, and was about to jump off. Suddenly, a voice in his arms said:
"Master, you are already in a dangerous position, please retreat quickly!"
Lin stopped at the mountain, but did not retreat.
"Ding!" A crisp reminder sounded, followed by a passionate and cheerful music.
Lin Zaishan suddenly felt excited and his mind recovered. He immediately retreated and sat on the roof.
"Thank you, 'Master Lin'! This is the second time I have lost my mind today."
"Can the master describe my experience and experience carefully to me?"
"Of course. This is the case..."
"Master, I cannot reasonably explain the reason for this problem, but I can tell you with certainty: during the time when you lost your mind, your mind was almost completely controlled by a negative psychological energy of extreme darkness, negativeness, pessimism, and sadness; and to fight this negative psychological energy, you must do the opposite..."
"Cultivate positive psychological energy!" Lin Zaishan spit out.
"good!"
“What advice do you have when it comes to cultivating positive psychological energy?”
"The master himself is a person full of positive energy. As long as he can make his spirit more focused and calm, he should easily find the source of positive psychological energy."
"What kind of qualities are more likely to breed positive psychological energy?"
"A kindness, innocence, generousness, kindness, compassion, strength, courage, healthy body, profound knowledge, outstanding talents, loyal and tolerant partners, reliable friends, friendly interpersonal circles, noble beliefs, creative achievements, etc. are all important sources of psychological positive energy."
"Then where should I start?"
"The so-called roads lead to Rome. The master can first focus on developing an excellent quality that suits him the most, so that he can reach a state that others cannot reach and cannot imagine in this aspect, and then go from this to the other, and learn from each other. In time, he will definitely be able to achieve great success!"
"You said it very well! Let me start by strengthening friendship and mutual assistance with friends."
"The master is going to strengthen with whom friend first?"
"you guess."
"It must be Wu Chaoqun."
"wrong!"
"Li Yan."
"wrong!"
"Please release the answer."
"The answer is you, Master Lin!"
“…”
"Are you unhappy?"
"I'm so happy! It's just that I have no body, no hands and feet, and cannot give my master substantial help."
"Who said you have no substantial help? You have saved me several times. Your role is so great. To me, you are incomparable, extremely precious and irreplaceable!"
"Master, I'm so touched..."
"'Master Lin', it turns out that you are so emotional too."
"'Master Lin', I'll ask you a question. Do you think I'm a hooligan?"
"Why did the master ask this?"
"The girl I saved today called me 'dead hooligan', but I obviously didn't do anything bad."
"Why does the master need to define himself with the ignorance, prejudice, or even mistakes of others?"
"But looking back on my life, it seems that when I interact with women, I always end up being dirty. Is there really a hooligan temperament that women hate in my bones?"
"The master is too focused on appearances, names, reputations, images and other dreamlike things. You should use your time, energy, thoughts and feelings on more substantial things, and don't care too much about what others say about you."
"It's right! It's really my kind and kind helper!"
"Master, if you want me to provide more help, just take the time to upgrade my hardware and software."
"Don't worry, 'Master Lin'. In the future, I will focus on upgrading and transformation of you. I have no superpowers, and I will build you as my greatest magic weapon for survival in the end of the world. I will put glasses, ears, nose and skin, hands and feet, and even weapons and armor for you. I will not only ask you to continue to serve as my secret consultant, but also make you a super warrior."
"Master, I'm so excited!" "Master Lin" said on his phone.
Chapter completed!