I heard Kongse say: "It is my honor to be able to bother the three beautiful ladies who have never given the long journey and come to escort them with hardships. The so-called reunion is fate. Ten years of cultivation can make a car shock and a hundred years of cultivation can make a rolling sheet. I hope that this journey will allow us to make good relationships and enjoy the wonderful state of happiness together."

Annie He sneered and said to Chen Xiu: "Chen Xiu, have your sword sharpened?"

Chen Xiu replied: "It's grinding very quickly!"

"Is it so fast that it can cut off a person's tongue without pain?"

"Of course it's OK."

Annie He asked Chen Qing again: "Is your arrow sharp enough?"

"It's very sharp. Shooting a bald man's forehead can definitely cause penetrating damage."

Annie He sneered again and looked back at Hunse.

Kongse still looked hippie and smiled and said, "Seeing Chen Qing and Chen Xiu, these two beautiful twin sisters, have been prepared for battle so dedicatedly, I feel more at ease about the safety of this trip. I wonder if I can have the honor to learn about your reputation?"

"I advise you not to waste this quarrel."

"Why? I just want to meet more friends along the way and make more good relationships."

"Because the men who used this way to chat with me did not have a good ending." Annie He said domineeringly: "They either lost their face or lost their self-esteem after being hit, and even began to doubt their lives."

"Don't worry about this, I promise you that I will never be disgraced from my face, nor will I doubt my life."

"No matter how thick your face is, I'm not as stupid as having a fake monk's mother-in-law."

"I am a real monk with a monk who is registered according to law. If you don't believe me, you can show you the ID. Look, this is my ID number: sb9527."

"Show me." Annie He said.

Kongse excitedly handed the ID to He Annie. He Annie threw the ID out of the semi-open window and said, "Sorry, I took it off."

"Ah! My ID!" Kongse exclaimed: "Stop quickly!"

Not only did He Annie stop, she stepped on the accelerator instead.

"Why don't you stop!"

"Lin Zaishan said that it is very dangerous to park casually in the wild, and you might be taken away by a wolf." He Annie casually fabricated a reason.

"But after you don't have the certificate, you won't believe that I am a real monk."

"Then you just want to be a veritable fake monk."

"It seems that I, Kongse, and you, are really not destined to be together."

"Are you starting to lose your self-esteem and doubt your life?" He Annie asked proudly.

"It's a little bit." Kongse said with a sad face: "However, when I saw these two beautiful twin sisters around me, my pursuit of Buddhism and a beautiful little heart became stronger again."

Kongse took out an exquisite comb from his sleeve and said to Chen Xiu: "This sister, only the most precious comb in the world is worthy of black and beautiful hair like you. Unfortunately, such a comb is really hard to find. But fortunately, I just carried a pair of auspicious bone jade comb made of the horns of the ancient spirit beast. I feel that we are very destined to be together, so how about giving this comb to you as a souvenir?"

Chen Xiu snatched the comb and made an action to throw it out of the window. Kongse screamed loudly again. Chen Xiu proudly turned the comb in his hand a few times and smiled and said, "Looking at your sweet mouth, I reluctantly couldn't accept it. If you were ruined and lost, you are not allowed to pay for it."

"Of course, of course. It seems that we are very destined to be together!" Kongse said to Chen Qing with a smile on his face: "This lady has a slender neck, slender, white and flawless, and can be called the most beautiful work of art in the world."

Chen Xiu interrupted, "Monk, why didn't you praise my neck just now?"

Kongse replied, "Because the fate between us is only enough for me to praise you once."

Chen Xiu snorted coldly and stopped talking.

Chen Qing asked: "If I guess correctly, the fate between us is only enough for you to praise my neck, right?"

"Ms. Chen Qing is indeed smart."

"Don't talk nonsense, tell me what baby you have to give to my neck?"

"Of course, only the most amazing necklace can be worthy of such a stunning necklace." Kongse said as he took out a golden necklace from his sleeve.

Chen Qing directly grabbed the necklace, weighed it in his hand, and mocked, "You fake monk, actually gave me a gilded necklace!"

Kongse quickly explained: "This is not an ordinary metal necklace. This is a magic stone necklace made of meteorites in ancient times. It can drive away evil spirits and suppress souls. It has endless magical uses."

Annie He said: "Fake monk, if you don't sell fake medicines, engage in pyramid schemes, telecommunications fraud, that's a real loss in the criminal world!"

"Exceeded awards and more awards!"

"I was really eye-opening when I was able to meet a living treasure like you on this mission."

"These are just the tip of the iceberg. I still have many good things and high-value secrets. Are the three ladies interested in discovering it? I promise you won't regret it."

"Sorry, we are not interested for the moment." He Annie couldn't bear it anymore. She said angrily: "Also, I want to tell you that there is a difference between men and women. You are still the so-called monks. It is very inconvenient to ride in the same car..."

"I'm not inconvenient. I feel good about riding in the same car with you!"

"But we are not convenient!" He Anni's voice suddenly increased: "Look at poor Chen Xiu, she wants to change her underwear, but you stay here like a perverted maniac. How do you ask her to change her underwear?"

"I understand, I will close my eyes and pretend to be asleep."

"Pretend you!" He Annie finally cursed. She stopped the armored off-road vehicle and said angrily: "You fake monk, hurry up and go to Lin Zaishan's car. Don't come to my car again, otherwise I will let Chen Qing castrate you!"

Kongse was so scared that he jumped into the car in a hurry and ran towards Lin Zaishan's pickup. Lin Zaishan had long heard the strange dialogue between Kongse and the girls, and could not help laughing several times. He saw Kongse running in a mess in the rearview mirror and slowly stepped on the brakes.

Kongse entered the car, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "His grandma, all these three women are tigresses. Brother, how did you get along with them?"

Lin Zaishan smiled and said, "This is simple: just care more about your actions and give in to them more about your mouth."

"I didn't expect that your brother was actually a master of this."

"I dare not be a good person, I am still far from you, Master."

"I see that you have a kind attitude and I feel that we are very close. I share some good things with you." Kongse took out two bottles of canned beer from his sleeve and handed it to Lin Zaishan a bottle.

"Huh? Master Kongse, why can you hide so many things on your sleeve?" Lin Zaishan took the beer in surprise and took a look. "It turned out to be produced by a meteorite landing on the sun, and there is a prize for opening a bottle!"

"Come on, let's have a sip for our fate." Kongse opened the bottle cap and touched Lin Zaishan, and then took a greedy sip. He saw Lin Zaishan neither moving nor speaking, looking at himself, and asked, "Brother, what's wrong with you? Don't tell me that you are impressed by my peerless face and beautiful demeanor, want to get into trouble with me, and warn you that I'm straight."

Lin Zaishan said: "This is an alcoholic beverage."

"Not to mention alcohol, I dare to drink pure alcohol."

Lin Zaishan advised: "Master, I don't quite understand. It's less than half an hour since we met. You are talking nonsense, drinking and having fun, swearing, even getting close to women, and openly seducing unmarried women. You are a bit too arrogant and silly, right?"

"Oh, this is the end of the world. My master and senior brothers are all gone. Only I still maintain the identity of a monk, so don't pay much attention to it."

"The more you end the world, the more you should stick to your faith. How can you give up on yourself?"

"I didn't give up on myself! This is called adjustment, free and easy, and unrestrained. To put it bluntly, it's boring to recite Amitabha alone every day, so you can find some fun in life. You should try to see what I do with the eyes of Buddha, and don't always ask me for the stereotypes of people in the secular world."

"Since that's the case, why don't you just return to secular life?"

"That's not possible! My fate with this skin is not over, and the cause and effect are not over. I still have to wear it honestly for a while."

"I understand." Lin Zaishan concluded: "To put it simply, you are now a wolf in human skin."

"Incisive! I like your metaphor. We are all very destined to be with the wolf. Come on, be free and easy, and toast to our fate."

Lin Zaishan opened the cap of the beer bottle and took a big sip. The long-lost aroma of wine hit his forehead.

"Ha, your beer is more exciting than aged wine."

"Of course! The things I collect in Kongse are all peerless fine products! Come on, let's have another bite!"

Lin Zaishan accompanied Kongse to drink several sips and found that the beer was powerful and had endless charm, making the heat flow in the human body roll, like a cloud and fog, which was wonderful. He quickly activated the sense of energy to adjust the alcohol power, and turned it into a very comfortable and cool feeling in a short time.

Looking at Kongse again, I found that the "master" was obviously unable to drink, his body began to shake, and his mouth became stuttering.

"I have also... traveled all over the world... and traveled all over the world. I was in the north... Lonely Monument and Old Sweet Potato, and won his... Bone Jade Comb; in the south, Schauvin Garden and who... Rock-scissors, and earned the Star Heart Necklace; in the new provincial capital, He Xiaotian and I made a bet, so that he obediently regarded me... as a guest of honor. I also... went up to the blue sky and hugged the bright moon, went down to the four seas to play dragons, and went up to that person... I have been praying to the overlord of Xingyu... and have been a girl. My story... I can't finish it in three days and three nights."

While talking proudly, Kongse took out two ham sausages from his sleeves, "Brother, these two... ham sausages are not... ordinary products, this is the prize I won the first place at the...Mahjong Conference of the Heavens. Take a bite to fill my stomach, eat two bites... Warm your body, eat three bites... to strengthen your aphrodisiac, keep your dragon spirit and tiger fierce, eat the whole sausage... to improve your bones, and give one every day to ensure that you become... Superman."

Lin Zaishan looked at the origin sign of a famous Chinese origin that was famous for producing counterfeit and shoddy products on two ham sausages, and smiled and refused: "I'm not hungry now, master, you should enjoy it yourself."

Kongse tried hard to bite the ham sausage, but he didn't bite the skin. Then he fell asleep soundly with one end of the ham sausage in his mouth.
Chapter completed!