Chapter 312 [The old driver takes me]
"Thank you all friends, on this romantic spring night, you step on the stars and ride on the moonlight to take you to the Zhenwu Continent concert and watch the artistic performances. On behalf of all the actors, I welcome you. I wish you good health and all the best, earn more RMB in the New Year, no amount, earn more gold coins, and applause and encouragement."
Chen Qi was like a gentleman on the stage, talking nonsense and talking nonsense.
"Life is a loss of time. What is lost is not only time, but also feelings and memories. We are all ordinary people. In this ordinary world, I think the most important two words are choices. Some choose health, some choose wealth, and I choose happiness. I believe that everyone comes here and choose happiness. I am allowed to introduce myself here. I am your old friend, my name is Chen Qi. Today I will bring you a divine song, and the old driver will take me."
"This is one of our Chinese divine songs. Today, let you buns of local buns open your eyes and let you know what divine songs are, cats, and music is started."
Chen Qi shouted loudly, took off his glasses and threw them into the crowd, and immediately countless viewers exclaimed, "My, this is mine."
Countless people began to compete for Chen Qi's sunglasses.
Chen Qi's eyes exuded a seductive look, and a slutty smile appeared, and an old driver roared out of his mouth.
"It's strange, it's strange, the car is faster than the train."
As soon as Chen Qi opened his mouth, a magnetic voice spread all over the world. In order to please the emperor, everyone on the scene shouted to death, and the cheers boiled and became the focus of the audience.
"What a big-head car is not good? Make a Mercedes-Benz to relieve boredom~"
Oh my sister's bus is leaving.
No hurry, today you are doing Mercedes-Benz style,
Come to see me
Come here.
"The old driver takes me with me, I want to go to Kunming."
"I want to go to the provincial capital with an old driver. There are so many cars to get into Kunming, so why are I blocking halfway?"
"Ah-li~Ah-li~Ah-li."
"The old driver said I could sing folk songs, and the old driver said that my little sister has a thin mouth, no matter how thin your mouth is, my wife is waiting for me."
"Ah-li~Ah-li~Ah-li~~"
"Old driver, look at how lustful the little sister is. Old driver, look at how white the little sister is."
"No matter whether you two are innocent or not, who doesn't want to die~"
"Ah-li~Ah-li~Ah-li~~"
"How are you looking at your little sister with old driver?
Old driver, please look at your little sister if you are fat
No matter whether you two are fat or not, who don’t want to be fat.”
Ah ~ Ah ~ Ah ~ Ah ~
"Damn, this is the old driver." Countless men and women were stunned.
Chen Qi sang again, raising his arm, "Old driver, old driver, old driver. I'm cheating on Cat Baby, I'm late, and I'll shout with me. Whoever would shout would be pulled out and beheaded."
"Excellent driver, experienced driver, experienced driver." Suddenly, he followed Chen Qi on the stage and shouted at the old driver.
"The Emperor is the old driver."
"Ahhhh, I'm going crazy, the emperor is so handsome."
Every time Chen Qi waved, he followed the rhythm and sang it one by one. In order to please the emperor, many people from many forces all rushed to please the emperor and roared, "I am the old driver."
The atmosphere of the entire Zhenwu Continent was condensed together, and it went straight to the sky, with the sound deafening, as if it was about to pierce the sky. The sounds came one after another, and the continent seemed to be shaking.
"I'm an old driver."
"I'm the old driver."
"Ahhhh, the old driver of the emperor, take me. We want to get in the car."
"I want to be an old driver, too."
Everyone shouted, and the veins on their necks burst out, roaring fiercely.
"The old driver takes me, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah." An ancestor of the sect who had lived for tens of thousands of years, had a thin face and a faint eyes were beating very vulgar, and sang this song very skillfully.
In the distant city, the three-year-old child knew the old driver and was beating one by one, "Ah Lili~Ah Lili~Ah Lili. I am the old driver, Alili."
Chen Qi handed over an admiring look, "No, it's a big deal. Who can sing well? I, an old driver, take you to pretend."
The old drivers of the whole nation were boiling, and the people of Zhenwu Continent in every corner were cheering Chen Qi as an old driver.
Chen Qi was flirting with grace on the stage. He was the most awesome old driver in the entire Zhenwu continent. Under his leadership, veteran drivers were one after another in the audience.
Some male disciples shouted loudly and were very excited.
Not to mention, this guy is good and has a rhythm.
"Hahaha, I'm also an old driver." The blackened version of Arthur was covered in black air, and a strong voice came out of his mouth, winking, "Ah Lili~Ah Lili~Ah Lili."
Old driver, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
Cheng Yaojin was not willing to fall behind and sang along, and the atmosphere was lively. Tang Qianxue in the distance was stunned.
What the hell is this?
Tang Qianxue frowned. Chen Qi was simply a living treasure, singing this song.
Everyone cheered in excitement.
When Chen Qi appeared, no matter who dared not applaud or cheered, no matter how ugly the singing sounded, he was the supreme emperor of Zhenwu Continent.
The emperor sings to you, but you still dare to shout?
I’m talking about it, Chen Qi’s singing is really good, he is worthy of being an old driver, and it tastes like a song.
"The emperor is worthy of being an old driver." Cao Cao and others were stunned.
After the old driver finished singing, Chen Qi waved his hand and said again:
"Everyone is quiet. Next, I will bring you a song of Maomao that everyone has never heard of. Everyone applauds and welcomes the veteran driver to sing Maomao songs for you."
The whole audience was quiet and listened carefully.
But what is Maomao Song? Why haven’t they heard it?
This is really strange, and there is someone called Maomaoge?
At this moment, the voice of the veteran driver Chen Qi began to sing. The voice became extremely obscene, with his eyebrows shaking his eyes, and his arms were waving, and he was very enthusiastic.
"Everyone has a lot of hair on his body. Today I will sing about hair. Each hair has a wide range of uses, so I will show you a look now."
A slow and cheerful song passed on to the entire performance stage.
"The hair on the top of the head is called hair hair. It has such hair for men, women, young and old. In order to pursue beauty and fashion, the lady and beauty spend a lot of money."
"The hair on the forehead is called eyebrows, and everyone has two. The little girls have to draw him every morning when they get up."
"The hair on the eyes is called eyelashes. This kind of hair is the most diligent. It will make contributions to protecting your eyes."
"The hair on the lips is called bearded hair. This is the pride of our men. If any man doesn't have such hair, hey, send him to be a shemale."
"The hair in the armpits on the shoulders is called shoulder pits. Men, women, young and old have this kind of hair. When the little girls wear skirts in summer, they have to pull them out."...
Chapter completed!