The moon is dark and the wind is high at night.

The strong wind slapped the windows, making waves of roars, and the branches of weeping willows swaying around in the wind, as if a crazy demon was dancing, occasionally there were strange cat meows, meow... Meow...

This is a sad story.

"Li Fan, flash! Please flash!"

"More than 600,000 people watch your live broadcast, it's unreasonable if you don't get some benefits!"

"That's it! One flashes, and I will immediately give you a [banana]!"

...

OK, this is the fruit live broadcast platform.

Li Fan frankly said that he was a little resistant to live broadcasts. If he had his personal wish, he would not have touched them. However, there were three episodes of the Idiom Conference that had not been broadcasted, so he should cooperate with the publicity and do his best.

In life, it is only when you give others face that others will give you convenience.

Besides, the live broadcast time this time is very short, just 2 hours, and the other top 10 players will also start live broadcasts, which is all the past few days. People have agreed to start live broadcasts, but it won’t work for you, Li Fan, you can’t say that, let alone you are still the champion, the focus of the focus.

Therefore, Li Fan’s principle of being a human being is to be as convenient as possible to others without violating his or her own principles. However, if he or she really can’t accept it, he or she will be embarrassed and no one can do it.

The live broadcast is still successful, but he can accept it. What he really can't accept is the live broadcast rewards. It doesn't rely on talent and looks. This is just a behavior of selling meat by scanning his face. This kid doesn't want to betray his "body".

"Don't give rewards. I'm not opening a live broadcast for rewards, nor am I a shameless person! What idioms and stories do you want to hear? What historical allusions do you want to hear? Tell me, I'll tell you."

There are countless barrages, and the female audience is shouting:

"If you don't listen, I'm going to flash!"

"Welfare! Please benefit!"

"Is there no benefit to be so handsome and live broadcasting? Drive! Drive!"

...

There are also people who jump out to shake flags and shout.

"Everyone has a gift, Li Fan is not going to show off his eagle!"

"【Banana】is presented, 【Super Fruit Platter】waits for you!"

...

Then, Li Fan's room was completely destroyed, [kiwi fruit], [banana], [pineapple], [grape]... all kinds of gifts were flying all over the sky.

Li Fan looked at the fan list carefully. Well, based on the fans' avatars and nicknames, it can be confirmed that more than 90% of them are female viewers.

Li Fan was helpless: "Don't set the pace, I'll give you benefits once in one sentence, but from now on, no one is allowed to give rewards, otherwise the benefits will be gone!"

Swish!

The gifts are no longer given in an instant, but the barrage continues.

"I want to look at women's clothing, the kind of tulle!"

"We like to watch physical competitions!"

...

"I'm ready to prepare, just once! I'll lose someone once. The scale may be too large. If it's blocked, I won't broadcast it today."

After Li Fan finished speaking, he left the live broadcast room.

As the most beautiful little man in Fruit Live tonight, Li Fan successfully attracted 70% of the female audience on the live broadcast platform to his room, and some other male anchors were unhappy.

The anchor "a little green on his head": "What, someone stole my fans on the fruit platform? Hey, you still say they are more handsome than me? Wait, I'll go and see, crush him with my appearance and beat him up!"

One minute later, "a little green on your head" said depressedly: "Okay, let's stop the live broadcast today to avoid the limelight."

A certain anchor's "Hard-handed Flowers" live broadcast room, barrage:

"Sisters, there is a handsome guy in the next room, you want to flash! Everyone, go and watch!"

"It's true and false. It's being cracked down now. How dare he do this? I'll go and see."

"You are so vulgar! How can a woman as elegant as my sister go to see those insulting things? By the way, which live broadcast room? I just go to learn from porn!" Then this ID never returned to this live broadcast room tonight.

70% of the fans left in the live broadcast room in an instant.

He was so angry that he secretly clicked the report button!

In 3 minutes, Li Fan's live broadcast room gathered more and more female fans, and the super police also lurked secretly.

Some fans suggested: "It's rare for anchors who don't let gifts be rewarded! Other anchors just lick them, just want to call their father and mother to their fans. But look at them, they don't want gifts! But the more they don't want them, the more we want to give them, right?"

"Yes, that's the reason!"

"Don't worry, everyone, let's give you a reward when Li Fan's welfare is delivered!"

...

At this time, an ID appeared: [Cherry is red], and she said, "Be careful, this guy is not as easy to deal with as you think."

As soon as this comment appeared, it disappeared into the screen full of "666".

“666!”

“6666666!”

...

In the picture, the protagonist finally appears.

Li Fan sat in front of the computer with the album in his arms, opened the album and said, "The benefits are given, this is my luo photo! How about it? Is the scale big? How about the benefits? Is it the whole fruit live broadcast the only one?"

Li Fan kept flirting with photos of selling meat on various large scales.

Clear eyes, chubby face, and all kinds of panic expressions... Well, this is a stack of photos of him, including those wearing red dolls.

Barrage:

"Li Fan, you are lying!"

"fraud!"

"You bastard, but you are handsome, I will forgive you!"

"Okay, you're so handsome!"

At this moment, a string of red ellipses suddenly appeared.

Super tube: "…"

Fans were so amused and laughed. Look, I’m so happy!

Li Fan reiterated again: "Don't give rewards in my live broadcast room. I feel uneasy when I hold this kind of thing that I get for nothing. Thank you for your cooperation. You can tell me what you want to hear, idioms, historical storms, etc., no limit!"

Some fans suggested: "No limit? Can you tell a joke?"

"Yes, tell a joke!"

...

Li Fan lamented, how can I promote the idiom conference?

"Okay, let's talk about one. My cousin recently started a small business, made some money, and then bought a second-hand BMW 5. He ran into a special car when he was idle at night. A few nights, he pulled a girl, who happened to be his ex-girlfriend. She was speechless all the way. She looked very speechless, as if she had made some major decisions. After arriving at the destination, she hesitated and said: 'Can we go back?' My cousin fell into struggle and said for a moment: 'Go back? Then you have to add 20 extra for me!'"

“666!”

“666666!”

...

"One more!"

"I just like handsome guys to tell jokes!"

"So too, I just like cultural nonsense!"

...

Li Fan thought for a while and said, "My classmate who lives in school seems to be obsessed with gambling recently. Every night when the lights are turned off, you can hear a faint voice from his bed: 'Aomen Casino is online! Aomen Casino is online!'"

Wow, this joke makes all kinds of 666 fly all over the screen.

They are all a group of female drivers who are unstable in driving.

...

Li Fan continued: "One day I asked my uncle and said, 'Are you Yanqin?' My uncle said, 'I only have two lighters a day!', I said, 'That's fine!', and he added: 'I'm talking about two lighters!'"

...

Li Fan told more than 10 jokes in a row, and suddenly there was a private message on the site. He clicked on it and said, "A little green on his head."

"A little green on your head" said: "Brother, tell me the truth. When will you start live broadcasts in the future? I won't conflict with you. If you start running continuously all day, then I will change the platform!"

Li Fan smiled and replied: "I'm a mission and I won't start it anymore!"

Fortunately, Li Fan has been doing such a live broadcast all year round, and he did not let the major male anchors lose their jobs.

Li Fan's jokes continue, but he didn't expect that these classic jokes are so marketable in this time and space.

Li Fan: "My classmate smoked in the playground and was held down by the director of the Academic Affairs Office. The director sternly said: 'What are you smoking at a young age?' My classmate said: 'Ah China!'"

...

"Li Fan, tell us the connotation jokes, which are the kind of ao-gu casinos!"

"Yes, we want that kind!"

...

"Okay!" Li Fan was about to tell some not-so-explicit jokes when his cell phone rang.
Chapter completed!