In the private room of a small restaurant outside the school.

Three dishes and one soup: braised tenderloin, pot bun meat, shredded sweet potato, seaweed egg soup.

The amount is just right, and the three of them are not too wasteful.

Li Fan chatted with the two girls while having a meal, but Gu Yating only focused on eating, ignored him, chewing slowly, and was very ladylike.

The tall girl named Panpan, and she smiled at this and said, "Miss Gu, do you usually eat like this?"

Gu Yating gave her a blank look, "I have always been so elegant, okay?"

Panpan then talked with Li Fan with a smile, and then pinched Gu Yating's thigh with his hands under the table, indicating that she should not be cold. This young man is really good and he is jealous of him.

After chatting for a long time, Li Fan wanted to liven up the atmosphere and decided to tell a few small jokes. He was best at making jokes with color, but he was obviously not very good at two high school girls, so he told a few old jokes about the earth's time and space in a normal manner.

"It's said that the weather is hot in summer, and the bus has been upgraded to an air-conditioned bus. The ticket price has been adjusted from the original one to two yuan. An aunt invested one yuan. The driver said, 'Two yuan!', the aunt said, 'Well, cool!' The driver said, 'Put two yuan!', the aunt smiled and said, 'Not only was the head cool, but the whole body was cool!' After that, he walked straight to the back row."

Panpan laughed, while Gu Yating raised her face and her cheeks were bulging.

Before the joke was over, Li Fan continued: "The driver was anxious and shouted: 'Invest two dollars in money!' The aunt replied: 'There are fewer people behind, it's cooler, thank you guy!"

Puff! Squirt!

Gu Yating coughed constantly, and a mouthful of seaweed and egg soup in her mouth sprinkled all over the floor.

"Oh, what's wrong? Is it okay?" Li Fan asked.

Panpan patted Gu Yating's back and smiled, "Nothing is wrong, this girl is laughing low!"

Li Fan smiled, and after singing, he found her weakness.

Gu Yating, who recovered, said, "Who is laughing at me, it's just that the soup is too suffocating, it's suffocating me!"

Oh, suffocated? Li Fan decided to continue to tell a joke: "Once I took a taxi, the driver asked me if I would listen to the song, and I told him to listen, and then this guy sang all the way to me! When this guy was singing to the fullest, he shouted: 'Where is the applause!', and then he honked twice. Next, the guy sang a few more lines and shouted: 'Where are your hands? Let me see your hands!' Then, just when I was puzzled, this guy turned on the wiper..."

Gu Yating bit her silver teeth, lowered her head, and her hair was hanging down. She didn't know what her expression was at this time. The chopsticks kept stirring in the bowl, just not picking up food in her mouth.

Panpan laughed a few times in cooperation, and then felt that it was not very meaningful. His sister probably had already entered a state of attack.

Li Fan continued: "When in biology class, the teacher asked if the number of cells is doubled after division. The first student stood up and said that it was not doubled, and the second student also said that it was not doubled. When it was the third student's turn, his deskmate woke him up, and then the weirdo immediately stood up and said, 'Stealing the landlord!'"

Gu Yating's shoulders were already trembling slightly, and her hands were holding the chopsticks tightly.

Seeing this, Li Fan felt that it was almost done, so he immediately moved the chair to Gu Yating and sat down and said, "There is a very, very beautiful little girl in the hospital for infusion. As the infusion was infusion, the girl laughed wildly. When someone asked her what she laughed, she said, "I laughed a little!" But you can tell me, every thing is innocent!"

"Swish", her soft hair shook Li Fan's face, and a quiet fragrance penetrated her nostrils. Before Li Fan could not even have time to miss her, Gu Yating got up and walked quickly towards the bathroom. She covered her lower abdomen with her hands, and her figure looked trembling.

"It's okay, my sister probably went to the bathroom to laugh." Panpan said.

Li Fan was a little proud, but he didn't expect that the old story would find a market in this time and space. "How are these jokes? Is it okay?"

"It's average, mid-level. But it's enough to pick up my sisters."

Li Fan said awkwardly: "What's the matter of soaking or not? I just want to liven up the atmosphere."

Soon, a customer upstairs checked out and went out, saying as he walked:

"Why did the girl in the bathroom just now laugh like that?"

"Who knows, I wiped my tears while covering my stomach, and no one teased her!"

...

Panpan spread his hands and said, "How is it? I'm right?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Gu Yating also walked back. Her face had just washed, but her face was still very rosy. As soon as she sat down, she immediately stopped Li Fan who was about to ask and said, "For the sake of your personal safety in the Affiliated High School of Normal University, I can warn you not to tell jokes!"

"Okay!" Li Fan stopped teasing her. There was still a lot of food left on the table, and she was still waiting for her to contribute.

Gu Yating took out a piece of information from her backpack and handed it to Li Fan, saying, "You'll go back and read this well, don't pull me back then!"

"What does it mean?" Li Fan asked.

"There are three groups of broadcasters at this conference. I am also in trouble. Unfortunately, I have divided into one group with you. Among these 6 people, you are the least experienced. Don't implicate me then!"

"Oh, I don't know that we are in a group." Li Fan flipped around casually.

Panpan said: "Of course you know it too late. The competition was held by the Education Bureau and our Affiliated High School of Normal University. Yating is the vice chairman of the Student Union. Of course, he knew it too early."

Sure enough, when Li Fan returned to school, his class teacher Lao Chen gave the same information, but Li Fan had already memorized it on the bus.

...

On Saturday night, the supermarket downstairs was always very lively. In order to attract passenger flow, the supermarket placed a flat-screen TV at the door and placed a few small stools.

Usually, we play popular movies at night. The old, young, young, young, girls and wives wandering in the community gathered to watch movies and talk about family matters. This is a place that does not dance square dance, and it has successfully increased the sales of supermarkets.

"Hey, Xiao Qi, what movie to play tonight?"

"We won't play movies today, and we will directly broadcast the "Chinese Idiom Conference" by Gison TV!"

"Hey, I have ideas. I don't know anything else, but in our community, 99% of the time period, we have to watch this show. Who made Xiaofan a child in our community?"

"That's right, if it's from other communities, I won't watch it no matter how good the program is. Wouldn't it be good to play a few rounds of mahjong? However, we must support Xiaofan on the show."

...

At 7:30 pm, more and more people were at the entrance of the supermarket. The small stool was snatched away. Some residents directly moved dining chairs, computer chairs and other things from the upstairs.

This is the same as watching a sports event together. When you watch a comedy movie, you may be 70% happy if you watch it yourself, but if you want everyone to watch it together, the effect will be different.

When it aired at 8 pm, the supermarket entrance was full of people.

"Wow, Xiaofan's reaction ability is so fast, right?"

"I didn't think this child has any extraordinary talent before, except for being handsome!"

"It's so amazing. There's nothing he doesn't know about this idiom allusion."

"They are the Warring States team, and they win by Xiaofan."

"Old Li, does this child have a special face?"

Dad Li just walked into the crowd and smiled from ear to ear, "When I was young, my intelligence and memory were no lower than him. We have this gene for this!"

...

There are also people who praise cuteness.

"Mengmeng, I have taken her to play with since I was a child. This girl is so cute."

"Not to mention it, Mengmeng and that bizarre one, sometimes she is really surprised and surprised!"

...

Just as everyone was watching the show and talking, Li Fan appeared in everyone's sight with his sister Jelly in his arms.

"Hey, Xiaofan, you are so awesome! You are much better than your father!"

"Xiaofan, I think this champion is 100% yours, come on!"

...

Faced with everyone's praise, Li Fan said modestly: "This is really hard to say. The two combinations of our teacher and Zhang Lei are strong and balanced, so hard to say!"

After saying that, Li Fan sneaked into the supermarket, bought a stack of diapers for his sister and ran away. There were too many people joining in the fun here, and he was a little tired of dealing with it.

After a good sleep, the next morning, a call woke him up. Zhou Kai called and the sound was very excited.

"Xiaofan, let me tell you good news. The ratings of our program have exceeded 2, becoming the ninth national program with a single rating of 2 this year! In other words, our program is now in the ranks of phenomenal programs!"

"Oh..." Li Fan yawned a long time, "Happy event, you called me so early and that's all?"

"The recording time of the program that was originally scheduled tonight was changed to tomorrow, but you got it before 9 am."

"What are you doing?"
Chapter completed!