Zhang Xiaofei went to the supermarket to get some ingredients and prepare to cook for lunch. As soon as she walked into the living room, she saw three students of Li Fan sitting on the sofa and talking quietly.

There are all kinds of fruits on the coffee table, which are undoubtedly what they brought.

Zhang Xiaofei said enthusiastically: "Oh, you guys are here, when will you arrive?"

Cheng Xiaoman said: "Xiao Fei, we have been here for half an hour, but we haven't seen the teacher's shadow yet."

"Oh, didn't you call him?"

"I called and sent a WeChat message, but I didn't reply to me!"

Zhang Xiaofei looked at the time, "Teacher Li should be sleeping."

"Sleep? Teacher Li opened the door for us!"

"There is a visual system in the bedroom. I guess he opened the door for you. He turned around and fell asleep on the bed."

Fan Di was shocked: "No way?"

"Just get used to it. You sit down and I'll cook for you. When lunch is ready, Teacher Li gets up."

"Xiao Fei, I'll help you." Cheng Xiaoman stood up and followed.

Zhang Xiaofei turned around and said, "You can turn on the TV yourself, don't be polite."

Cheng Xiaoman and Zhang Xiaofei were busy in the kitchen, while Fan Di was chatting aside and couldn't get in. Duan Huanhuan was sitting alone on the sofa, and she suddenly felt bored.

The teacher doesn’t let him read books, so why do you have extra time? He’s bored! By the way, the teacher lets the man who watches a crazy drama.

Duan Huanhuan turned on the TV and broadcast the broadcasting station, and spent time.

In the kitchen, Zhang Xiaofei whispered: "This girl Huanhuan is so special. I accompanied her to the mall two days ago and asked her if she had ever talked to her boyfriend. She actually said why she wanted to talk to her boyfriend, which made me speechless. Why, women have love desires and physical impulses!"

Cheng Xiaoman joked: "She should have secreted too little estrogen."

Van Di frowned: "From the appearance, there should be quite a lot!"

Cheng Xiaoman smiled, "Oh, young man, the observation is quite detailed. Then you can use your hot enthusiasm to melt her cold heart."

Fan Di grinned: "I never fall in love with a woman who has no experience in love, so it's so tiring."

While a few people were talking, several dishes were also fried, including spicy shredded pork, fried eggs with leeks, shredded potatoes, home-cooked cold dishes, and a pack of peanuts. The table was full of home-cooked dishes.

Zhang Xiaofei washed his hands, went upstairs and knocked on Li Fan's bedroom, "Brother Fan, it's time for lunch, your student is waiting in the living room. If you don't go down, the food will be gone."

Bang bang bang bang!

"Brother Fan?"

A lazy echo came from the bedroom: "Who...who is in the living room?"

"You student, did you forget the door you opened?"

"Ah? Ah!! I know, I know!"

Zhang Xiaofei smiled and turned around and went downstairs.

About five or six minutes, while several people were chatting around the dining table, Li Fan quickly walked down the stairs and opened his mouth and was talking nonsense:

"I just got the inspiration, so I modified the work. If a person invests, the time is really like the sun. I thought it only took three or two minutes, but when I looked at the watch, 20 minutes passed. Why don't you call me?"

"Teacher, I've sent you a WeChat message."

"Is that right?" Li Fan opened WeChat and Cheng Xiaoman's message was indeed sent an hour ago. Li Fan laughed, "Ahem, come and have a meal!"

Everyone made a few jokes, and Li Fan said, "Let's talk about absurd literature."

"Teacher, wait, I'll get the pen!"

Duan Huan stood up happily, Fan Di and Cheng Xiaoman also put down their chopsticks.

"No, don't take notes. Today I will chat with you, from shallow to deep, let's take it slowly. We all sit down and eat, so we should just treat it as a chat."

Cheng Xiaoman smiled and said, "Teacher, if you teach like this, that's the most distinctive one in our country, the dining room class."

"It's nothing. The teaching of knowledge is not divided into locations, and the classroom is just to have a unified location and a unified time to concentrate on teaching."

When Li Fan said this, he remembered his teacher in junior high school. At that time, the school had not installed a fan, and the indoor heat was very hot in summer, so the Chinese teacher led everyone to the outdoor shade of the trees to teach.

The breeze is gentle, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and under the weeping willows, the students sit cross-legged, holding books and reading.

I just thought it was fun at that time, but now I think it’s really romantic!

However, after only one such outdoor classes, there will be no next time. It is said that the teacher was scolded by the principal.

Li Fan took back his mind: "You can give an example to illustrate what absurdity is."

Swish!

The three heads turned to Duan Huanhuan at the same time.

Duan Huanhuan was stunned, "Why are you looking at me?"

Li Fan smiled, "I think they mean to let you talk first."

Duan Huanhuan "suddenly realized", "Oh! OK."

In an instant, a burst of laughter sounded on the dining table.

After everyone gave a few examples, Li Fan also shared a very absurd true story in his previous life. Of course, he did not mention the protagonist's name, after all, he was not a person in this life.

Li Fan tells:

Baxi has a famous football star who returned to Baxi during the offseason in the summer and drove his sports car for a ride. The phone rang. It was called by a host of a football broadcast that hundreds of millions of people in Baxi. The host asked him a few questions, and he told him to park the car first before answering.

When he parked the car and was about to answer the question, a gun hit his forehead. He hurriedly told the host that he would pay the money first and then answer the question. Almost tens of millions of people heard the live broadcast, but no one found it strange and no one called the police.

Everyone was stunned.

"real?"

"Black humor, how is that possible?"

"Is this a story?"

...

Li Fan shook his head, "Really! A friend has lived there. He said he went to a friend's house, which was only one hundred meters away from his house. If it was dark, he would call a taxi to send him back, otherwise he would encounter a robbery.

Such things become accustomed to them, which is a ridiculous absurdity.

To give another example, two-thirds of the people do not use toilets. Many people stubbornly believe that building toilets at home is unclean and insulting, and then they are convenient for them in the streets, woods, fields, etc.

...

This is a matter abroad, isn’t it in our country?

We have seen too many absurd things. No one dares to ask about the injured on the street. They either watch or turn around and walk quickly. The vehicles passing by are crushing twice or three times... Isn't this absurd?

What does this mean? The integrity system of our society has completely collapsed!”

Fan Di said: "Teacher, I understand that the so-called absurd literature is to record the absurdity in life and disclose social phenomena mercilessly."

"No, we are not documentary literature. You are wrong to think so! Your homework today is to go home and write a ridiculous short story in your heart, less than 10,000 words. I won't tell you how to write it, you can play it yourself. But there is one thing I'll declare first, absurd novels are not documentary literature."

Li Fan’s teaching is not indoctrination, but inspirational. If you directly give students the philosophical foundation, artistic characteristics, expression techniques, etc. of the absurd school, what is the difference between it and cramming education?

Moreover, the greatest charm of literature is to break through tradition, be unconventional, and put shackles on students in advance, which is not a good thing.

A few days later, the three students came to the door again, bringing their respective works.

Li Fan sat on the sofa and watched carefully, "Huanhuan's "Cat" is a bit interesting. She looks at people with cat eyes and humorously reveals people's hypocrisy, but not down-to-earth."

"Not down-to-earth?"

"Well, it's not down-to-earth. You are not like what you come into contact with in your life. The warmth and coldness of human feelings are extracted from works such as "Camel Villa", "Winter Solstice", and "Warring"."

"Yes, teacher!" Duan Huanhuan was very surprised, "You can see through it at one glance, you are so awesome!"

"I let you perceive life, and only works that penetrate into life can touch people's hearts, but these in the book are not life in our social context. Although your article is a bit out of line with life and is very immature, the direction is right. Observe life well and wait for your revised article. This is not urgent. Social insights will make you immediately improve it unrealistic."

Fandi asked, "Teacher, how are mine?"

"You? Have you picked up too many girls? You are not absurd literature, you are a treasure book for picking up girls."

puff!

Everyone laughed.

...

Two weeks later.

The three students walked into the palace compound again.

"Have you figured out the characteristics of the teacher's so-called absurd literature?"

"I thought about it myself. According to our teacher's inspiration, I think absurd literature uses comedy and exaggerated forms to express serious tragic themes."

"No, you are too one-sided. I think the teacher's intention is to break the traditional writing model and use distortion techniques to achieve a more essential reality."

...

Several people discussed it and walked to the door of Li Fan's villa, pressed the access control system, and the door opened.
To be continued...