Chapter 496 I'm Not That Kind of Person
Gu Wanli's thighs were filled with pain like a needle. When he turned his head to look at his wife, a voice like a broadcaster came from the sound:
"This program is exclusively sponsored and broadcast by Great Wall Motors. It is not recommended to watch it for people over 40 years old. If you have any needs, please enjoy it with the 2000s..."
Gu Wanli was stunned. After suddenly realizing it, he quietly wiped his sweat. It was so embarrassing!
At this time, the warning scene gradually dissolved, the curtain went dark, and the iconic voice of the famous comedy star Dandan teacher came out: "Attention, pay attention, a large wave of weirdos are coming in groups..."
After the opening screen was played, Gu Wanli saw Li Fan looking at him with a smile, and said, "This is a good start, uh... I mean, it's quite innovative to invite Teacher Dandan to dub, hahaha."
After saying that, Gu Wanli rubbed his thighs again, which hurt so much!
Because the barrage was opened, the screen was filled with comments from netizens. Everyone was watching the show while paying attention to the comments from netizens.
When the "shy woman" Fan Xiaotian appeared, netizens were all blown up:
"Ah? This elder sister is completely in the style of street women quarrel!"
"So stingy, this loud voice!"
"This is not a weird thing, this is a shrew!"
...
Especially when the sentence "If you dare to qiáng-jiān me, I will just fuck you, hurt each other with tooth" was thrown out, netizens almost thought they had heard it wrong.
Netizens have barrage:
"Where did this girl come from? I really dare to say it!"
"Oh, let's see, let's scare Teacher Li, haha!"
However, when Fan Xiaotian talks about how she is more suitable for Li Fan than Gu Yating, she is still very logical and good at grasping the direction.
Netizens are worried about Gu Yating:
"Fan Xiaotian, it's good to be confident, but being too confident means being ignorant!"
"You are not as good-looking as Gu Yating in your whole life!"
"You have to be careful, Gu Yating is coming with a 3-meter-long big knife!"
...
Gu Yating didn't carry a knife, but she was holding a fork. She inserted a small half of the apple and handed it to Li Fan, "Come on, a face-blind patient."
Gu Wanli said: "This woman probably can't enter the main competition, right? It's too noisy."
Gu Yating: "She really got in. Li Fan, explain, are you looking at her and going to dump me?"
"Select her to enter the top 18. First of all, she has good logic and sharp language. Her shrew-like debate style can disrupt the situation. Her role is like throwing a weasel into a group of chickens."
Gu Wanli nodded: "Watch your show, it's easy to understand it without watching the subtitles. There are too many places to silence, so I can't even make up for it."
"In order to pass the trial, I can only prank the swear words."
The show continued, and Li Fan looked at the barrage of netizens with his eyes.
Although everyone has their own praises and criticisms for the post-production of the show, they praised it with great praise:
"Wow, it's really naughty later!"
"This is the best late stage I've ever seen."
"From the beginning of the film, the whole process is very energy-efficient, especially Fan Xiaotian is wearing a cactus for pre-match interview. When the interview was held, the 'cactus' exploded on the spot, stabbing the scene of everyone in the recording room with a thorny face. It's really too two-dimensional!"
"Half the success of this episode is counted in the later stages."
...
Netizens' affirmation of post-production level made Li Fan's heart fall and finally passed the test smoothly.
After the show was played, Li Fan took a look at the clicks and reached 28 million clicks.
Within an hour, the number of clicks on the program reached 28 million. Li Fan was still very satisfied with this, and it depends on whether he could continue to make efforts in the future.
Walking out of the audio-visual room, Gu Wanli took Li Fan to the study room again, and insisted on killing a few games with Li Fan.
Others often give in intentionally when playing chess with their father-in-law. Li Fan is different. It really means killing all sides without mercy. In the end, Gu Yating couldn't stand it anymore and stood on his father's side. The father and daughter fought against Li Fan.
But...lose!lose! or lose!
Ma Gu also joined the battle, but the result...
Nanny Xiaolan and Xiaohui joined, and driver Cao also came... The whole family surrounded Gu Wanli and gave tricks.
Li Fan was alone and fought alone, and was full of the spirit of "I will go even if I have thousands of people", and he calmly ate the pieces one by one.
"I'm so bad... Uh, General!" Li Fan misunderstood.
Brother Cao smiled and squeezed his eyes at the boss: "Boss, it seems that your son-in-law wants to play mahjong! Let me say what I think!"
Gu Wanli's frown stretched out, playing mahjong is his specialty!
Gu Yating remembered Mingzi whom she met at noon. She never expected that the first person to be tortured by Li Fan was not Mingzi, but her father.
"Dad, he is just a gambler. His reputation in the mahjong circle is already terrible. We don't even play with him!"
Gu Wanli raised an eyebrow to Li Fan: "Xiaofan, is your brand so bad?"
Li Fan was speechless: "My brand is good, and she never misses the debt. They have no brand, and they basically don't pay any money if they lose. They even bit me back, saying that my brand is bad, and they reject me. Isn't this bullying honest people? Uncle, how can you bully people like this when you judge?
Xiaoting, I ask you, are my hands and feet not clean? Apart from being able to speak out, have I ever tried to get into a cheater?"
Gu Yating: "No, but so what?"
"How many times have you owed me the money you owed to cards?"
"hehe!"
"I'll ask you again, when did I not give you the money I lost?"
"Have you lost?"
Li Fan was "righteous": "Of course I lost, who can keep playing cards? It's impossible!"
Seeing that Li Fan took advantage of the loophole, Gu Yating had to correct it: "I am not referring to the winning or losing of a single game, but the winning or losing of the whole game. Don't pick words, do you say you have lost the whole game?"
"Well……"
"Li Fan, please don't use your profession to kill our interests or hobbies? Is it okay to sympathize with us?"
Gu Wanli was shocked: "Xiaofan has never lost?"
Gu Yating covered her face and told her painful experience: "No! We tried all kinds of gameplay, but he never lost."
"It's not scientific!" Gu Wanli looked at Li Fan, "If this is the case, then your brand is really bad! No wonder he was excluded at the poker table, haha."
"That's it!" Gu Yating nodded happily!
"But I want to try your magic!" Gu Wanli waved his hand, "Xiao Cao, go and move the mahjong table to the living room."
There is a saying that curiosity kills the cat, but tonight it was curiosity kills the father-in-law. Until 1 a.m., Gu Wanli's doubts, "I've seen a ghost" ended.
After washing up, Li Fan returned to the bedroom and lay on the bed, turned on his phone, and took a look at the number of clicks on "The Debater".
It was launched at 8 pm, and it is now over 1 o'clock the next day. At this time, the number of clicks has reached 55 million, and 55 million in 5 hours. Li Fan estimated that the number of clicks can reach 70 million in 24 hours. This number of clicks Li Fan was satisfied, and the program met the estimate.
Under the special page of the "Doess" column, there is a survey and statistics called "Which contestant do you expect the most", among which the first place left the other contestants far away, and the first place is Zhang Mengmeng.
This is also in line with Li Fan's expectations. After all, Zhang Mengmeng is now quite well-known, especially in the comics and anime circles, which is even more known to everyone.
In terms of fame alone, other contestants really can't compare with Zhang Mengmeng.
There were many private messages on Li Fan's Weibo, and he was also surprised by his performance on the show: "Teacher Li, I never expected that your mouth was so poisonous. I compared other girls to toilets. I think that pretentious girl will never forget this scene in her life. She deserves it, why do she compare so many exes to shǐ!"
"You surprised me so much. Sometimes you are serious, sometimes you are nonsensical, sometimes you are very good at ripping off. Teacher Li, "The Debater" has allowed us to see a different kind of you!"
"I love to see you treat all kinds of weird things, it's so satisfying!"
"I also want to have the sarcastic tongue like you, so that others can be speechless in front of me. Teacher Li, please give me guidance."
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After a while, Li Fan suddenly put down his cell phone, and his grandparents came soon. He decided to go out to buy some gifts tomorrow morning. This should not be delayed. He wanted to discuss with Gu Yating. After all, Gu Yating must understand the old man’s preferences.
Li Fan quickly walked out of the bedroom and knocked gently outside Gu Yating's door.
Bang bang bang bang!
He said in a tight voice: "Xiaoting, open the door."
The door opened, Gu Yating rubbed his eyes, glanced into the corridor, and said in surprise: "Brother, are you crazy? This is my home!"
"I know it's your family, I'll look for you-"
"Come in!" Gu Yating quickly pulled him in, looked into the corridor with concern, then quietly closed the door and unbuttoned the pajamas one by one.
Chapter completed!