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Chapter 488(1/2)

Everyone was so thrilled by Fan Xiaotian's words that Lin Jing patted the table with satisfaction and said with a smile: "I just like those with heavy taste!"

Li Fan said: "Let's change the question. I'll ask an interview question that everyone may know. Please remember you within 5 seconds!"

Fan Xiaotian was stunned, and then said to the top of her voice: "Li Fan, I think I am more suitable for you than Gu Yating! I want to give birth to a son for you!!"

Li Fan fainted directly: "No!!"

Jia Yun smiled and said, "You succeeded. After the show was broadcast, I already thought of the promotional content: the contestants expressed their love to Li Fan on the spot and threatened to have a son!"

Lin Jiong blinked, "Please briefly describe your reasons and convince us!"

Fan Xiaotian made a statement: "Why do you say that I am more suitable for Teacher Li than Gu Yating?

There is a saying that good-looking skin is the same, and interesting souls are only one in a million. It is rumored that Teacher Li once said that he was face-blind, but in terms of appearance, Gu Yating and I are not bad in the eyes of Teacher Li? Right?

Right! I'm in front of Gu Yating, so I have no disadvantage in appearance!

I entered the semi-finals in "Chinese Comedy". As a non-famous comedy worker, I can become a lubricant in Teacher Li's life and a good spiritual companion.

Teacher Li, just follow me! I am the interesting soul you need the most!"

Lin Jing nodded: "The reason makes sense!"

Jia Yun: "Well, there is a certain reason! By the way, Li Fan, don't you say you don't know if Gu Yating looks good? You are face-blind!"

Li Fan spread his hands and said, "Brother! I'm blind, but I'm not blind!"

Fan Xiaotian raised her eyebrows: "Teacher Li, it's okay, it's actually the same when turning off the lights. And as an old driver, you should know that a stingy person like me is a must-have product on the bed!"

"You'd better spare me, okay, I admit that I said face-blindness was bragging before, okay?" Li Fan had already raised his hand to surrender, "Brother is really a man you will never get."

Fan Xiaotian rolled her eyes and shook her head: "Tsk, I'm not a woman who can fuck anyone who wants to fuck her."

There was a laughter at the scene, and Li Fan nodded, "Yes, that's OK."

Fan Xiaotian asked in a daze: "Ah? Has it been passed? Or has it been eliminated?"

"To be decided first, you go to the lounge to rest first, let's study it."

"Okay, bye!" Fan Xiaotian walked to the door and looked back: "Don't forget to give it to me. Don't worry, I won't really defile you. I don't like young men, I like old men!"

When Fan Xiaotian said this, she gave Lin Jing a charming look.

Lin Jing quickly drank a glass of water and asked, "What do you think of this contestant?"

Jia Yun said: "The logic is OK, the entry is accurate, and it is very good at grasping points, but the scale is not small. And listening to her speech, she feels oppressive as old girls quarrel. It may not be pleasing to appear on the screen, and there will be countless black fans, but it is also a style."

Lin Jing said: "I think her existence is likely to have an inspirational effect on other contestants."

Li Fan: "Then let's take a look."

Next, the boring contestants appeared in batches again.

...

300 to 18 means that most contestants could not even pass the first interview today, and only a few people stayed in a lounge on the second floor.

Throughout the morning, the players who were directly eliminated were one after another, making all the players in the hall even more nervous.

The players who were eliminated from the downstairs were inquiring about the news:

"Brother, are you strict with me?"

"Yan, I can ask you until you are speechless."

"Can Teacher Li be gentler?"

"Gentle? Teacher Li is the best at arguing about people!"

"Give us some advice?"

"Suggestion? Be prepared for death. Two famous speakers and a genius, it depends on whether they want to really fight you! If you fire at us, no one can resist it!"

...

At this time, the director shouted: "It's two o'clock in the afternoon now. We will interview the last two contestants. The other contestants will go to the cafeteria for dinner first. The interview will continue at three o'clock in the afternoon. Xiaoxiao and Song Jiajia, please come upstairs to wait."

Xiaoxiao may be a boy with a more personal style, with a snake-like face, shorts, and her shaved thighs exposed, and she walked out of sexy and enchanting steps.

I guess most people can't accept the appearance of men.

When Xiaoxiao appeared in the recording room, it did blind everyone's eyes in an instant.

Lin Jing: "Oh my god!"

Jia Yun had a full face of resistance: "Are you a boy?"

Li Fan slapped the table: "Who is the monster?"

"Hello, teachers, my name is Xiaoxiao! Calm down, teachers, please sit down. Let me introduce myself first. As everyone thought, I have had plastic surgery, and there is nothing to hide from. I have been a guest of many beauty programs... Dear teachers, do you have any questions?"

Jia Yun said curiously: "Xiaoxiao, have you shaved your legs? Or are you born without it?"

"Shave! I'm wearing such beautiful clothes as Li Weisi and showing off my legs. What a pity that our program sponsors are!" Xiaoxiao is very good at catching things and knows how to cater to sponsor advertisements.

Li Fan glanced at Li Weisi's boss in the crowd and said, "I think Mr. Cai of Li Weisi is particularly interested in glueing your legs and hair back on at this moment. He took the liberty to ask, do you have any bra inside?"

"Hate, ask me about such privacy!" Xiaoxiao Orchid pointed, "I'm a pure man!"

Lin Jing smiled: "I thought you were bent!"

Xiaoxiao put one hand on her hips and picked her fingers with the other, "You guys are so disappointing to me, it's really superficial."

Li Fan: "Ask a serious question, do you think you are handsome in your eyes now?"

Xiaoxiao held her pointed chin and thought for a while: "Well... I dare not say it's handsome. I should be beautiful and have my own style! Thank you everyone, thank you everyone for your applause, and thank you everyone for your appreciation."

Lin Jing turned to Li Fan: "This girl is so shameless!"

"Is he a pure man?" Xiaoxiao protested.

Lin Jing smiled and said, "I'll give you a topic. A young man with a unique style like you, and who often appears in various programs, will definitely be scolded online."

"That's not right, don't mention this."

"So, in order to avoid online violence, the public is discussing whether to implement the real-name system on the Internet. What do you think about this?"

Xiaoxiao: "I don't think it should, even, I support cyber violence."

Jia Yun was shocked: "Why?"

"Because, the opposite of cyber violence is network harmony, and it is a school that praises the peace and stability of Germany.

Although cyber violence is wrong, it only harms some people and has no effect on people like me who are thick-skinned. Cyber ​​violence can even reveal many dark sides of society.

Once the Internet is harmonious, our entire society will fall into the era of "wén" and lack public opinions and supervision, and only harm but no benefits.

For example, netizens insult the young and handsome guys in all kinds of unreasonable ways. Isn’t this online violence?

However, netizens' criticism has certain positive significance for the norms and progress of the film and television industry.

Internet violence only hurts individuals, while Internet harmony hurts the entire society. Who is more important, three teachers?"

Li Fan nodded: "You have many mistakes, but I don't want to debate with you. First of all, I'm hungry and have no strength."

Everyone covered their faces, this reason...

Li Fan: "Secondly, you are a monster with good expression skills. "The Debater" welcomes monsters."

Xiaoxiao said happily: "Thank you, Teacher Li, please hug me!"

"No, no, I'll have to have a meal later. Teacher Lin said he's not hungry, so you can hold him."

"Hate!"

After Li Fan handed over the "direct card" to Xiaoxiao, he was about to pick up the lunch box when a director said, "Teacher Li, there is another one."

"Oh, please come in!"

Song Jiajia walked in quickly, and after introducing herself, she brought a life insight. She talked endlessly about her love, hate and affection between herself and seven scumbags.

Lin Jiong: "Snow White, seven scumbags left you. Haven't you analyzed your own problems?"

Song Jiajia: "I analyzed it, but I have no problem!"

Jia Yun asked: "Snow White, why are you cheating? Are you all scumbags?"

Song Jiajia: "I don't know either. Maybe I have a natural ability to attract these shǐs," she said.

Li Fan couldn't help but complain: "If the men with you are all shǐ, then you are obviously the toilet!"

Song Jiajia sneered: "Teacher Li, you are annoying!"

There was a burst of laughter in the recording room, and the staff whispered:

"Puff, it's so bad!"

"Haha, nothing wrong!"

"Teacher Li's complaints are really ruthless."

...

Li Fan said again: "I want to say something to some women. Sometimes, you are not born to meet scumbags, because your lifestyle and values ​​do not match each other. You collide with each other, crush each other, and make each other a scumbag!"
To be continued...
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