Chapter 480 Netizens make trouble!(1/2)
In the living room, I played mahjong again.
Gu Yating, Zhang Mengmeng, Zhang Lei, Guan Tong were having a lot of fun. The mahjong was "crackling" in their hands, disturbing Li Fan's mood.
Well, he has nothing to do with this game.
Climbing on the sofa and looking at the mahjong table with his eyes wide open, Li Fan sighed heavily, why did he stop himself from the people?
Turning over and lying lazily on the sofa, Li Fan turned on his phone and logged into Weibo.
My latest Weibo promoted the last episode of the talk show. Since it was the final promotion, the number of comments below was several times higher than the previous ones.
The number of comments has reached 900,000, and there is still a trend of continuous growth. However, Li Fan is still quite far from the record of the total number of comments on Weibo, and currently can only rank fifth.
The record holder of the total number of Weibo comments is not a social celebrity, but after her divorce statement, she became notorious overnight, causing scolding from the whole nation.
Netizens directly scolded Yang Xiaorong as the most famous "non-celebrity" in 2016, almost reaching a level known to everyone. The total number of comments on her single Weibo has reached a terrifying 2 million, and no one has surpassed it so far.
Click to comment, Li Fan read:
"Tonight is the last episode, I can't bear to leave it alone!"
"What will I do in the future without Prince Duan's life!"
"As the first joker in China, Li Fan, you should continue to take on the important task of revitalizing the comedy industry!"
"Li Fan, you have created a new type of star in China - Scream Star! As the founder of Scream Star's establishment, you have the obligation to continue to carry forward your spirit of venomous tongue!"
Swearing?
Li Fan looked at these two words in surprise and immediately collapsed. My reputation!
This new word is highly appreciated in the comments:
"Swearing! Yes, this word is used beautifully!"
"This word is really too accurate to describe Li Fan!"
"I like this word so much. Wait a minute, I'll create an entry!"
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Li Fan's face was quite shattered at this time, and he scolded him... That's not that. Didn't you call me "social supervisor" and "pioneer of the times" before? How tall is that?
Even the "friend of women" has a much higher artistic conception than this "swearing star"!
Some netizens sent a private message to Li Fan, asking him questions about "The Debater".
"Teacher Li, I participated in the audition of "The Debater" in Chuncheng. The show didn't ask me for it, and I was not convinced. What is the standard for selecting people? Why am I not a strange person? Why can't I be selected?"
What standard?
Li Fan turned on the camera of his phone and shouted, "Mengmeng, look back!"
Zhang Mengmeng looked at him with a puzzled look: "What are you doing?"
Click!
"It's nothing, keep playing!" Li Fan sent Zhang Mengmeng's photo to the netizen, and then typed it: This is the standard of "The Debater".
Netizen: OK, then I'm convinced.
Zhang Lei waved to Li Fan, "Xiaofan, turn on the TV, it's time for you to play cards, and give us some background music."
"I'm worried that you will be fascinated by my personal charm when you turn on the TV."
"Stop bragging, hurry up!"
The TV was transferred to Xiangnan Satellite TV, and the program had just begun.
When seeing myself on TV, sometimes I feel a strange feeling. Li Fan lay on the sofa again, picked up his phone and browsed the news again.
Soon, the sound of mahjong in the living room stopped... After a while, Li Fan was squeezed to the left side of the sofa, and several people sat on the right side.
There were bursts of laughter and joy in the room: "This complaint is too harsh, Li Fan, your mouth is too poisonous!"
"We don't score goals, we are just football porters, haha, you, no one can match your talent, and you are also in a bad way!"
"The national football team was so angry that they fainted when they heard this!"
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Li Fan got up, went to the bathroom, and when he returned to the living room, he saw that there was no seat on the sofa: Zhang Mengmeng, Zhang Xiaofei, Zhang Lei... and jelly with a small mouth.
There was no place to sit, so he sat silently on the chair at the mahjong table, and then began to rummage through his wallet to find change.
As soon as the ending song of the show rang, Li Fan patted the table and said, "Come on, don't laugh anymore, come on, have some serious business, let's continue playing mahjong!"
Gu Yating frowned: "Why are you sitting in my seat? Get up!"
"Play mahjong, let me play for a while."
The three of them shook their heads: "I won't take you!"
"You'll die this heart!"
"stand up!"
"If you don't have to afford it, you won't have to afford it!" Li Fan sat on the chair and acted cutely, but he just couldn't get up, which made everyone disgusting!
Jelly's big eyes blinked: "You can explode the red ten!"
"Yes, let's go to the Red Ten!"
"Let's go!"
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The lonely old man Li Fan lay alone on the mahjong table, watching them explode on the sofa, feeling abandoned.
If you abandon it, just abandon it, but he still has to be sent to the landlord's friendship.
"Xiaofan, get me a glass of water!"
"Xiaofan, play a piece of music and want light music!"
"Xiaofan..."
"Xiaofan..."
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Li Fan stood in the bedroom with his hips on his hips and said depressedly: "Is it really good for you to do this?"
Zhang Lei suddenly slapped the sofa and said, "Hey, by the way, Xiaofan, at your level, you can participate in the next Olympics. Didn't it mean that poker has been included in the Olympics?"
Gu Yating was happy, "Yes, Li Fan, this is the result!"
"It's not impossible. Then we will get a piece of Olympic gold medal back," Li Fan nodded and said, "Since that's the case, let me practice first, after all, I will win glory for the country in the future."
At this time, Zhang Lei's cell phone rang. He glanced at it and said, "Your sister-in-law has come over and got some food. I'll go down to pick her up. You play two for me. I've agreed that it's just a 'super'."
"Okay!"
Li Fan sat on the small stool and began to flip out his wallet, but the three quickly put away their wallets.
"What do you mean?" Li Fan asked.
"If you don't win money, let's have fun." Guan Tong said.
"What's the point of not winning money? Why can't I win money if I come up? Is it useless to work hard?"
"Don't play or not, you'll get over it!"
"that is!"
Li Fan sighed, "Okay! Is it because of my good card skills? Is it because of my good card skills? Is there no human rights?"
Guan Tong shuffled the cards and said, "Actually, it's great if you participate in the Olympics in the future. Don't underestimate playing cards. This is really a high-IQ sport, otherwise how can you be invincible?"
Zhang Xiaofei: "But I can't understand why playing cards is considered sports? It doesn't make sense!"
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Playing cards in the living room, but the Internet is now lively.
Major forums, post bars, and news comment sections have become a mess.
"Have you watched tonight's "Li Fan Talk Show"? It's so exciting! It's so exciting! It's so exciting! It's so exciting that it doesn't make new materials!"
"I've watched it, I have to watch it. I haven't watched it in the last episode yet? It's so funny. Li Fan deserves to be the first to scold the star!"
"I heard that this issue is not the complete version at all! Many interesting jokes have actually been cut off!"
"Why?"
"It's sensitive, I can't pass the review!"
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"Tell everyone the truth. I've gone to watch the last episode on site. The "Li Fan Talk Show" broadcast on TV has lost one-third of the content!"
"One third? Oh my god, is it true or not?"
"Really, let's say that, all the most important and resonant content in the last issue have been deleted!"
To be continued...