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Chapter 466: Violent Jelly(1/2)

At noon that day, it was misty.

Some people say it is haze, but the weather forecast says it is fog.

In the bathroom, Li Fan closed his eyes and brushed his teeth, looking listless. He didn't rinse his mouth and opened the door when the knock sounded.

"Auntie, I'm here!"

"Xiaoting, wake up the jelly and we'll have dinner right away."

"Okay aunt."

Gu Yating's clothes today are very simple, just jeans, sneakers, and T-shirts. She wore a sun hat and a backpack, and was dressed in an outfit that was about to go out.

During this National Day holiday, the kindergarten arranged a parent-child tourism project, and went to the mountain city to travel at the scale of the class.

Li’s father and mother want to go back to Chuncheng to deal with some demolition matters, and this important task falls on Li Fan and Gu Yating.

Gu Yating entered the bedroom and took on the heavy responsibility of calling Jelly to get up, while Li Fan yawned on the sofa, and watched the replay of "Li Fan Talk Show" in a distracted mood.

The third episode of "Li Fan Talk Show" was aired last night. The theme of the third episode is "Social Ethics", which talks about many common problems in life, such as giving up seats on buses, grabbing seats, square dances in basketball courts, high-speed rail seat stewards and other hot news.

After this episode was broadcast, another batch of golden sentences that I liked in my previous life were exposed in this time and space, and the Internet continued to refresh: it was not that the old man became bad, but that the bad man became old;

As a typical failure, you are really too successful;

God spreads morality all over the world, but you just hold an umbrella;

...

Moreover, based on the sentence "It was God's business before that, and our task was to send them to see God", Li Fan innovated again: "God will definitely forgive them because it was His job."

In a 40-minute show, Li Fan once again contributed more than 20 exciting golden sentences, but the level of the show remains unchanged.

The industry's previous concerns about the persistence of programs at the same time are not valid.

As the third episode of the program has continued to rise, the ratings of the third episode have reached 47. Mango Network TV, the cumulative total playback volume of the third episode has reached as much as 600 million. It is estimated that many people have watched it more than once.

Xiangnan TV is so happy that the ratings of "Li Fan Talk Show" are equivalent to the sum of "Happy Book", "Everyday" and "Fantasy City", which is almost 15 times that of the ace popular variety show "Where Are We Going, Dad?"

After the third episode of the show was broadcast, the industry is also studying the success of "Li Fan Talk Show", and several satellite TV stations have made plans to make the next batch of "Li Fans" famous.

One satellite TV station has even started poaching people and has poached Li Fan’s studio.

Although the writer wrote Li Fan's name, the industry believes that this must be a promotional requirement. Li Fan's manuscripts must be written by the studio's screenwriter.

The simplest truth is, if the manuscripts of the three programs currently broadcast are written by Li Fan and there is no contribution from others, then why do you hire a screenwriter? Moreover, these screenwriters are still very famous in the industry!

Say, why?

So, after this simple truth is explained, the industry certainly believes that Li Fan’s talk show manuscript must be written by the screenwriters! Even if Li Fan’s own contribution is made, it may only contribute a small part of the manuscript, and it is a very small part.

After all, screenwriters are professional when creating comedy.

Two TV stations secretly came to the capital to poach people. Sister Jiang was as clear as a mirror and pretended not to know.

When the screenwriters handed over their resignation, Sister Jiang smiled and held their hands tightly: "I wish you a bright future and a prosperous future!"

I'm sincere!

After all, it saves some false talk.

The lunch at home was ready, and after the meal was set, the little jelly was also lifted out by Gu Yating.

Li’s father chewed peanuts and asked, “Xiaofan, I taught the freshmen for the first time yesterday. Can you hold the class down? They are not against God?”

"They dare! Although these kids have hunted a little, it is still easy to cure them."

Gu Yating was stunned: "Children? Some of them are older than you!"

Li Ma: "Can you suppress them? They are all peers, why should you suppress them?"

Li Fan stopped the chopsticks and thought seriously, "It should be a personal charm!"

"Personal charm? I didn't see personality charm. I saw personality defects. Don't step on the chair when I eat!" Li's mother reached out and hit Li Fan's left foot on the chair.

Seeing this, Jelly secretly removed her little feet from the chair silently, her big eyes flashed and smiled at Gu Yating and stuck out her tongue.

"This time I go to Shancheng, I must listen to my brother and sister-in-law, do you know?"

"I know, I'm always obedient, and my teachers and classmates like me."

"You talk lies with your eyes open, and your teacher has reacted to me. You are the most beautiful in the class! You honestly explain that you have made some mistakes recently, saying one by one, if you tell me differently from what the teacher said, I will not punish you to copy ancient poems!"

A crystal clearness emerged from the jelly's dark eyes, and his mouth was pursed and he stopped talking.

"Say!" Li's mother glared.

"Uh... I knocked down the water dispenser and broke it, but the teacher said I don't need to compensate me?"

"Don't pick up lightly, continue!"

"Nana's skirt made me dirty, but I washed her!"

Seeing another trick, Li Ma said, "Continue!"

"I...I'm in a fight!"

Li's mother's face slighted: "Hey, you little girl dare to fight? Who are you fighting with, why? Say it!"

Dad Li silently interjected: "You are not hurt, are you?"

Jelly cried and cried in tears: "Xiao Mengzi said that his father is the most handsome man. My brother is obviously the one. Xiao Mengzi was unreasonable and said that his brother is not as handsome as his father. Don't he talk nonsense without his eyes open? Then I beat him up!"

"It's right to beat me!" Li Fan clapped his hands and said excitedly.

"Shut up!" Li's mother glared at Li Fan and said, "Because of this, are you fighting with your friends?"

"I...my...my brother is obviously the handsomeest man."

"That's right!" Li Fan nodded.

"Bang" and my mother kicked her. Li Fan laughed and got up to clean up her luggage.

Li Ma continued to ask: "Say, what else is there besides fighting?"

"Uh... it's gone."

"It's gone? Did you do the snacks when you turn off the lights and eat them at night?"

The jelly shines with tears in tears, "Is that counting?"

"right!"

"Hey!" Jelly sighed pitifully, "It's hard to be a human being!"

puff!

Everyone laughed suddenly inside.

Li Ma forced herself to laugh and asked, "What else is there to say!"

"Uh...ah..." Jelly's eyes suddenly lit up, "Brother, we should go, right? Don't let the school wait for us! Although you are also a wrist, the impact is not good!"

Everyone laughed so hard that they leaned back and forth.

Li's mother was speechless when she was angry.

Li Fan and Gu Yating took the jelly away. Li’s father asked in confusion: “Hey, how do you know that the child ate snacks at night?”

"How do I know? I still need to know this? I can even think of it. If you want her to let go of her, she can eat our supermarket."

"Look at you, I said this again! Can you be gentle to your children in the future? You need to educate them with kindness!"

"Warming education? Warm education, your daughter can go to heaven! Hey, why is this child getting more and more difficult to manage than when she was a child!"

"I tell you, this is a good thing from the other side, and a bad child is useless!"

"Just spoil you, old Li!"

...

After the start of this semester, Jelly stayed in kindergarten and went home every Saturday and Sunday.

Living in a kindergarten is a considerable fee, because it is a kindergarten of aristocratic nature, the annual tuition fee is about 300,000 yuan.

Even such a high cost cannot stop some ordinary families from finding ways to send their children to this famous kindergarten.

On the way to kindergarten, Li Fan and Gu Yating took turns teaching Jelly, hoping that the child could have a more correct value.

Jelly's little hand held his brother and sister-in-law, listened quietly, and then fell asleep quietly.

The car was parked near the kindergarten, and the driver said, "Teacher Li, there are too many private cars in front of you, why don't you..."

"Okay, I'll take a few steps."

"Thank you!" Seeing that the customer got out of the car, the driver quickly drove away. All of them were luxury cars, Maserati, Lamborghini, Bentley, Porsche... Once it was scratched, it would be a problem!

Li Fan and Gu Yating walked towards the school gate with Jelly. Jelly suddenly pointed to a group of children at the school gate. She said, "The person wearing a plaid shirt is Xiao Mengzi."

Li Fan squatted down and grabbed his sister's little hand, "Do you still remember how I told you?"

"Remember!"

"Then go!"
To be continued...
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