Chapter 465: Conquering the Newborn(1/2)
The military training of freshmen from Peking University ended on this day. They took off their military green camouflage uniforms and filled the staircase classroom with vitality.
There are students in the corridor, and there are students in the corridor. On the walls and windows next to the corridor, there are still a wide-eyed head.
"Here you come! Li Fan is here!"
"Mom, have you seen it? That's my college teacher!"
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"Don't squeeze me! Are you responsible for being pregnant?"
"Uh... why do you put me in charge of so many people?"
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A certain woman A: "I think my teacher-student relationship is about to begin."
A certain female B: "This is the feeling of being moved, Xiaoling, if you don't believe me, please touch me!"
A certain woman A: "..."
A man: "Why do I come?"
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This freshman is even more naughty than Li Fan and the others.
Li Fan's appearance caused a riot inside and outside the classroom. Hundreds of mobile phones were raised almost at the same time, including those who took photos and videos, and those who broadcast live broadcasts, which directly scared Li Fan... so much that his posture became more upright and his appearance was more solemn.
In the boiling voice, Li Fan smiled and squeezed into the crowd and walked into the classroom. He was stunned: "Have our Literature Department recruited so many new students this year?"
"Teacher Li, I am from the Department of Economics!"
"I'm from the Department of Mathematics!"
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It turns out that more than half of the students in the classroom inside and outside the large classroom come to take classes in other majors.
Li Fan said: "Please raise your hand if you are not a student of this major!"
Wow!
A large area was raised inside and outside the classroom.
Li Fan: "Security guard, please invite these students who raised their hands out for me!...I'm joking.
Today is just a professional introduction class, and I will briefly introduce the various majors of our literature department. After returning from the National Day Golden Week, our majors will be officially taught. I hope that everyone can gain something after four years of studying at Peking University. If you have nothing to gain in your studies in your studies, at least you will have to gain a few love, right?"
"puff!"
"Teacher Li is so funny. He may be the only professor who encourages students to fall in love even if they don't study, haha!"
"Please pay attention to Teacher Li's words. How many loves are there! It's not one!"
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Some students shouted: "Teacher Li, I went to Peking University for you, otherwise I would have accepted the full scholarship from Harvard."
"Thank you, but you will regret it."
"Teacher Li, I want to become a writer, so I took the exam to the Literature Department of Peking University."
"Then I'm unfortunate enough to tell you that Kyoto University does not produce writers, nor does the literature department produce writers."
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After talking nonsense with the freshmen for a while, Li Fan looked at the time and it was time for class.
Li Fan put on a Mike, picked up a piece of chalk, and wrote a free and easy line of words on the blackboard: Introduction to the Department of Literature and Employment Prospects.
Candidates will face a practical problem after entering university, that is, the content and employment issues of the major itself. These actual situations are different from what they think.
For example, in civil engineering, many students think that this major is for designing highways and bridges, and they are all designers after graduation, but in the end, they go to the construction site to work as technicians... Even when they are from prestigious universities, they basically wear a hat to work as technicians, which is a hard major.
Professional understanding is the first popular course for freshmen in many universities. No matter which major, many people silently prepare to transfer to the department after listening to the class.
The professional understanding class was held in a relaxed and pleasant atmosphere, and soon the topic was finished.
A classmate suddenly asked a professional question: "Teacher Li, I have a problem that bothers me."
Li Fan nodded: "Tell me, let me see."
"It is said that the poems of ancient people are exquisite and catchy, but I think many of them do not rhyme, such as "The Mountain Travel", which is as far as the rock path of Hanshan Mountain is slanted (xié), and there are people in the deep white clouds. Parking and sitting in the maple forest at night, frost leaves are redder than February flowers. This does not rhyme!"
The laughter suddenly broke out on the scene, it was obvious that this person should not be a student in the literature department, and he must have disconnected during high school class.
The students cheered unceremoniously:
"Brother, that word is pronounced 'xiá'!"
"I don't even know that such a basic person is. How did you get into the University of Beijing?"
"You learned nine years of compulsory education in vain?"
"Haha, I'm so funny. It turns out that Kyoto University also has a bad chess game."
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Li Fan said intimately: At Peking University, if you don’t have some strength, you can’t make it either as a student or a teacher! These freshmen are fighting each other!
If they don’t have real talent and knowledge, they can pull themselves off the podium.
Li Fan said: "Everyone is quiet. Most people know this problem. The ancient pronunciation is different from the current pronunciation, and has undergone tremendous changes."
"that is!"
"How did you get into the Peking University?"
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"Quiet!" Li Fan continued: "According to the rules of poetry, the first, second, and fourth sentences of this poem "Shanxing" must be rhymed, and the third sentence is not suppressed.
The 'slight' in the first sentence here was not pronounced as 'xié' or 'xiá' in the Tang Dynasty!"
The students in the whole classroom were surprised. "Shaped" is not reading here? That's how the teacher teaches!
"Yes, the Tang Dynasty's pronunciation 'xiá' is not pronounced 'xiá', but sia (second tone). This is the pronunciation of the Tang Dynasty, and the pronunciation of 'xiá' is also wrong.
Our Chinese pronunciation has always been constantly evolving and changing, and there are great differences between Tang and Song pronunciations, not to mention Tang and Jin pronunciations. Moreover, there are different dialects of different local dialects.”
All the students sighed that the pronunciation of "xiá" is basically taught by many middle school teachers across the country. They even said that most of the teachers only teach according to the current pronunciation, and the teachers who teach the students the ancient pronunciation once impressed the students.
However, what the students did not expect was that all the teachers across the country were wrong!
Li Fan: "To give another simple example, in Li Yi's "Jiangnan Song", he married a family in Qutang, which was a miserable period of time. If he had known that the tide would be trusted, he would marry a trendsetter.
The 'er' here, Tang Yin is 'ní'."
"Trendmakers" have become "trendmakers" again?
The freshmen are a little aware at this moment. No matter how awesome they were in high school, they might be a new starting point for their studies when they arrived in college. The little things in high school seem to be just a small piece of skin on the old cow, and the skin is likely to be artificial leather.
A classmate shouted: "Teacher Li, we all know that you are well-informed and knowledgeable, so I am very curious. How many ancient poems have you memorized?"
Li Fan asked, "Student, do you want me to answer modestly, or not?"
The classmate: "Teacher Li, humble!"
"I've memorized all the things I like."
"What about that not modest?"
"There are no ancient poems that I don't like."
puff!
There were bursts of laughter at the scene!
The freshmen thought to themselves: Teacher Li openly pretended to behave in the first class, does the school care?
Next, these naughty and aggressive students began to get into their Teacher Li on a large scale.
"Teacher Li, 'The trees beside my inkstone pool are blooming, and the flowers bloom ink marks', who is this poem?"
"The poem "Ink Plum" by Wang Mian of the Yuan Dynasty has two versions..."
"The gauze chef's rattan mat, the jade man's silk fan is light, what is the previous sentence?"
"The clouds collect rain and the waves grow, the buildings are high and the water is cold and the melons are sweet, and the green trees are shaded and drooping the eaves. Bai Pu's "Sha Jingsha·Summer"."
"Why is Bai Pu's surname Bai?"
Li Fan: “…”
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The last 10 minutes of this class became the time period for freshmen to examine their teachers.
Although everyone knows that Li Fan is terrible in his knowledge and has appreciated Li Fan's style from all occasions, when he meets in person, he still can't help but confirm whether Li Fan is so magical in the news.
Under this investigation, it is not an exaggeration, it is just a documentary.
After class, Li Fan wiped his sweat and prepared to leave the classroom. Fortunately, he had some skills, otherwise he would not be able to deal with these freshmen.
To be continued...