"Where is Guan Tong?"

When asked about Guan Tong, everyone's eyes instantly gathered on her. After all, everyone was more interested in women's privacy.

"I--"

Li Fan quickly grabbed her and interrupted, "She, when she didn't bring paper in the toilet, she was still the age of urinating on the kang, and she had a mother."

Li Fan broke the fuck and said hurriedly: "Okay, it's up to us. I'll say another one. I've been chased by a dog!"

Chen Tao asked curiously: "What about?"

"Then we two raced, but I found that I obviously couldn't run it. It had four legs, and I only had two!"

Chen Tao said: "Then you must have been bitten?"

"I was racing at the time, and I felt like I was going to die. I had fantasized countless times that I was an invincible hero who could fly and escape and conquer all living beings. But at that time, I found that I could not even conquer a dog."

(The audience laughed.)

Chen Tao asked, "What about after that?"

"I recognized the huge gap in strength between the enemy and us, and then just as it was about to bite me, I instantly made the wisest decision in my life!"

“What decision?”

"I suddenly stopped, turned around, pointed domineeringly, and looked at it fiercely, staring at it motionlessly, and looked at it with my sharp eyes."

"Then you're done!"

"No, it's over. After barking in front of me a few times, it kicked and ran away! This is the superhero scene that I played in the fifth grade of elementary school. Thank you everyone!"

After saying that, Li Fan waved proudly, causing the audience to burst into laughter.

Chen Tao: "Please pay attention. If you have been chased by a dog, please raise your hand."

Li Fan added: "The key is to successfully escape from danger!"

...

A few rounds later, Chen Feng asked a harsh question, and he said, "I've been to the Spring Festival Gala, do you guys?"

All the stars were stupid, and no one had ever been there.

Chen Feng shook his shoulders proudly, "I have been on "Spring Festival Gala" three times! Is it all deducted points now? It's so outstanding, there's no way, it's your youth invincible team!"

Guan Tong shook Li Fan's arm excitedly and said, "Li Fan, I thought of one for you!"

"What?"

"You rejected the invitation to celebrate the Spring Festival Gala!"

Li Fan: "Uh..."

Chen Feng hurriedly said: "I mean the Spring Festival Gala of Beijing TV. My sister is not from local satellite TV stations."

Guan Tong raised his chest and said, "I mean the Spring Festival Gala of Beijing TV!"

Everyone was shocked when they heard this.

Chen Feng was shocked: "Is it true or false?"

Guan Tong: "Really, it's only been happening in these few days."

Zhang Lin was very surprised: "Li Fan, don't you go to the invitation to the Spring Festival Gala?"

Wang Yu said enviously: "No, right? I want to go, but I haven't invited me yet!"

...

The audience was also shocked:

"Wow, is Li Fan so arrogant now?"

"How many celebrities are looking forward to the Spring Festival Gala but have no chance, but you regard it as a mustard of grass."

"I'm convinced!"

...

Li Fan quickly explained: "I am also very sorry that I can't go to the Spring Festival Gala. First of all, I would like to thank the Beijing TV Spring Festival Gala program team for their kindness to me, and thank Director Wei Kun for his favor to me.

Because the Spring Festival Gala sent me a temporary notice, I was not capable and had limited talent, so I couldn't give out excellent programs to the audience in such a short time. In order not to waste the precious time of the Spring Festival Gala program team and to prevent everyone from disappointing, I had to miss it after communicating with Director Wei Kun. Thank you Director Wei Kun for your understanding.

...

I hope I will be lucky enough to be favored by the Spring Festival Gala in the future. At that time, I will leave a lot of time to prepare for the Spring Festival Gala. Here, I would like to say sorry to Beijing TV, the Spring Festival Gala program team, director Wei Kun and all the audience who prefer me!”

After Li Fan said that, he bowed deeply to the camera.

The stars praised him. This is why Li Fan did so well. He is not only talented!

Chen Tao asked, "Li Fan, are you sure you don't use this?"

"No need for this, I'll think of another one!" Li Fan thought for a while and said, "I have it! When I was a child, my father planned to take me out for fun by riding a 28 bicycle. He chatted with his neighbors, but he forgot that I had already sat in the back seat first. Then he turned his legs back into the car, and I flew out "whispered"..."

With a burst of laughter, Chen Tao couldn't help laughing: "I was injured by my parents, please raise your hand!"

Wow!

All the stars raised their hands, and it turned out that none of them were spared and had a "tragic" childhood!

Chen Feng said disdainfully: "Li Fan, what are you? My father teased me with a toy gun. He thought there were no bullets inside, but he fired a shot according to my hand. Then I burst into tears and shouted at my mother who was playing mahjong, "Mom save me!"

"Then what?"

"My mother stuffed a piece of chocolate into my mouth and continued playing mahjong. I guess she was going to be rude at that time!"

(The audience at the scene was in a state of distraction...)

"You are the same. My dad changed my diapers. People always carried two legs, so he carried one leg, and then I was dislocated!"

"I'm often injured by mistake, but I feel that every time I get hurt by mistake, my mother takes the opportunity to beat me up!"

In the happy atmosphere on the scene, this session is coming to an end.

Zhang Zhi threw out a very contemporary look, "I skip the rubber band! What about you? Deduct points!"

Yu Lele was confused, Guan Tong was stunned, Yang Xiyu was stunned, and Wang Yu was dizzy, and he thought to himself what is "jumping rubber bands"?

In the Youth Invincible Team, only Li Fan raised his hand silently.

Chen Feng didn't believe it: "Li Fan, let's not say that this rubber band was danced by a girl. I'll ask you, do you know what it means to dance rubber bands at your age?"

"I know, I skipped with girls in the countryside when I was a child. I still remember nursery rhymes: small balls, kicking, and the Malan flowers bloom twenty-one, two five six, two five seven, two eight two nine thirty-one!"

Zhang Zhi felt a gust of heat in his heart and said excitedly: "Yes, that's it! So touched!"

Zhang Lin laughed: "Li Fan, you were from the same age as Sister Zhi!"

Li Fan smiled: "That's right, why would Sister Zhi be so young and beautiful?"

Sister Zhi was praised and became so beautiful.

The last question in this section was given by the Empress Cai Fen, which is that this question is so common. She said: "When I was a child, I wore my mother's high heels!"

In an instant, all the women on the scene raised their hands.

Li Fan looked at these slender arms, and then raised his arms silently and hesitantly.

Chen Tao laughed wildly: "Hahaha, so you are Li Fan like this!"

Wang Yu raised his arm embarrassedly, "Actually, I'm still there!"
Chapter completed!