Chapter 277 When a Chinese scholar meets cross talk(1/2)
"... The woman of Jia fell and died, and was even more courageous than Prime Minister Gan's heart. The father and son of the Huang family went through the five barriers. A Su Daji is not a human being. If you destroy King Zhou's six hundred years of world, can you compare Su Daji?"
When the sound fell, everyone was confused.
You Yong and Cheng Yuanyuan didn't know whether it was right or wrong. They had already cut off this part when they were in the art.
Mr. Dong Heming's beard trembled, and some fragments jumped out of his vague memory. Those broken fragments just correspond to this passage "Not a Human".
Dong Heming asked excitedly: "Is this what your master taught you?"
"No, my master Wang Yongfa is my enlightenment teacher. He didn't teach me much. This paragraph was seen in books at my great master when I was a child."
Li Fan was more sensible and did not say that it was taught by his "master". If he pushed everything on his master, his master would become a mythical figure and a folk master. Then there would naturally be many artists to visit him. As a result, they went to the village and saw that his master was sitting in front of the computer to hook up with a girl. Isn't that a joke?
The character of Master Wang Yongfa has to withdraw from the stage of history. From then on, bizarre things will be pushed to the great master who has been dead for many years. When he was young, he always listened to crosstalk. He was one of the few people in the village who had been to high school. There were also various old books at home. After the person passed away, the things at home disappeared.
The great master lived alone and basically did not interact with others. He was lonely all his life and had all his characteristics of making Li Fan a mysterious master. Anyway, if you have any unexplainable things in the future, you can just push them to the great master. If you know the great master, Li Fan would probably be very happy!
Li Fan decided to use this set of words to fool these people in this time and space.
You Yong asked in confusion: "What you are talking about is "Eight Fans of Screens"? Are you sure?"
Dong Heming narrowed his eyes and said, "Yes, what he said is that all the vague passages in my memory were found in this passage "Not a Man" just now! This passage evoked my childhood memories."
Then, a series of problems hit Li Fan:
"Where is that book now?"
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"Where is the publisher? With your memory, you should remember the publisher!"
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"What, your magical memory and selective memory?"
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After fooling everyone in the room, Li Fanshu breathed out, "Why are you one hundred thousand?"
At this time, everyone in the room looked at Li Fan with an extremely strange look. Through that surprised look, we could see the scenes rising from their brains: in the corner of the village, there was a low earthen house, with several old bookcases in the earthen house, and there were mixed books lying inside. An elderly mysterious old man was sitting on the kang smoking a dry cigarette, and he kindly looked at the little child lying in the bookcase to flip through books...
Li Fan really doesn't want to make up lies, but otherwise it would be impossible to explain. But they still like to break the casserole and ask to the end. Li Fan regretted it a little. He shouldn't have made a master and directly pushed it to his great master. It's simple and crude!
Huang Yuqi took back her stunned eyes and continued, "Okay, let's connect to the next listener's hot money."
The phone is connected.
Audience: "Haha, Li Fan, I discovered many mistakes in "Eight Fans Screens" just now! They are common sense mistakes in Chinese studies!"
Li Fan supported two chairs with both hands, leaned his head and said, "Tell me, let me see."
"First of all, the word "Long Live" began during the reign of Emperor Wu of Han. There is an allusion here, saying that Emperor Wu of Han, who was determined to live a long life, went to Taishi Mountain in Songshan to worship the heavens. The officials of the followers heard someone shouting "Long Live" at the foot of the mountain, and shouted three times in a row. The officials asked the people on the mountain, but the people on the mountain said that they did not shout, but they also heard it. When asked the people at the foot of the mountain, they also said that they heard it but everyone did not shout.
So, this matter was recorded as a "auspicious". Since Emperor Wu of Han, there was a saying of "Long live the mountain!" and it was three times. The ceremonial officer shouted: "Long live the mountain!" The ministers: "Long live the mountain!" The ceremonial officer shouted again: "Long live the mountain!" The ministers: "Long live the mountain!" The ceremonial officer shouted three times: "Long live the mountain!" The ministers: "Long live the mountain!"
So, Li Fan, you are wrong. There was no saying "Long live the mountain" during the reign of King Zhou of Shang!"
Li Fan smiled: "First of all, what I'm talking about is what I see from the handwritten manuscript, which is the work of my predecessors. I just narrated it word by word. It is incorrect to say that I am wrong, and it is the mistake to the predecessors. Secondly, this passage of "Not a Human" begins with the first chapter of "The Romance of the Gods" "The Romance of Zhou" "The Incense of the Palace of the Nuwa Palace". This is the root of the problem, and it is the mistake to the Romance of the Gods".
Moreover, the quote from "Not a Man" is slightly changed. "Long Live the Mountains" in "Not a Man", while "Long Live the Mountains" in "Not a Man", "Long Live the Mountains" in "Romance of the Gods" is "Long Live the Mountains". If you say it wrong, it is not "Long Live" but "Long Live the Mountains"!"
There was no sound on the other side of the phone, and there was no sound in the live broadcast room.
When I encountered relatively in-depth knowledge of Chinese studies, several crosstalk professionals could only listen quietly.
Li Fan paused and said again: "The word 'long live' was not first created by Emperor Wu of Han. It was frequently used back to the Warring States Period. It was advanced further. There were also synonyms in the Western Zhou Dynasty and Spring and Autumn Period!
In the early days, 'Long Live' was an eulogy, blessing, and everyone could use it, without a class distinction; it could also be used as a taboo name for 'death', for example, 'Long Live I will enjoy it after a long time of life?'; and it is also a kind of cheer, which translates into vernacular language, "Wow, it's great!" "That's great!"...
Emperor Wu of Han claimed that after Long Live, this word was not completely privatized by the emperor at that time.
Any questions left?"
The audience on the other end of the phone thought for a while, "That's gone!"
Huang Yuqi teased: "Didn't this listener find many mistakes?"
"None now!"
After hanging up the phone, Huang Yuqi asked, "Li Fan, I discovered a particularly obvious mistake in this passage of "Eight Fans Screens". King Zhou said, "What kind of morality does Nuwa have? I am so fond of thousands of rides and go to surrender to the incense?" The word "I" is the exclusive title of emperor since Qin Shihuang began to be the emperor!"
Li Fan said lightly: "The word 'Zi' existed objectively before Qin Shihuang. Before Qin, he referred to 'My' or 'I'. In oracle bone bronze inscriptions, it was the singular first person. For example, in "Li Sao", "Zi Huang said Boyong." It means: "My father is Boyong." So, "I lightly ride and went to surrender to the incense." There is no problem with using the word 'Zi' here.
"Er Ya·Shi Gu" says: "I am the body." In ancient times, all nobles and humble people called themselves me, that's what it means!"
After Li Fan said that, everyone was confused and couldn't make any comments. Li Fan thought to himself: If you are engaged in the folk art industry, can't you read more books?
Huang Yuqi nodded: "Oh by the way, can we also say 'I'm a man'?"
"Inaccurate. Before the Qin Dynasty, most princes called themselves "small", while weaker princes called themselves "self-some". For example, the emperors of Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties used "六号", which is of course not absolute. Many historical books are not accurate either."
Huang Yuqi pursed her lips and looked at everyone's various situations. Everyone was in a state of being half-understood.
Li Fan also said: "From your question about this passage of "Eight Fans Screens", I can boldly draw a conclusion that any creation of folk art must rely on the cultivation of Chinese studies when it comes to the root. Even if the works of ordinary people are not wrong, the basic common sense must not be wrong, because folk art needs to be promoted to the public, and we cannot promote the wrong things!"
"Okay, that's right!" Huang Yuqi took the lead happily.
Li Fan suggested: "Why should we bring the topic back to the crosstalk itself?"
The crosstalk masters are happy, and they are doing this themselves!
"Okay, let's talk about crosstalk again!"
"That's right, talk about crosstalk!"
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Li Fan smiled slightly. He was about to sit down when he saw Cheng Zhongbao immediately stood up. He pulled Li Fan over and whispered: "Come here and sit down."
Li Fan waved his hands repeatedly, but still asked Cheng Zhongbao to pull him over.
Cheng Zhongbao sat on the back chair with a creak. He wiped his sweat. It was really hard to sit in the main position!
When talking about crosstalk again, Li Fan instantly became a character that everyone could no longer ignore. Whenever Li Fan wanted to speak, everyone listened carefully with his ears, and he could not help but feel self-righteous and "save the situation".
Human nature is very strange. When a "outsider" broke into his own industry, 99 out of 100 people's first reaction was that he couldn't do it. Why did he come? Why should he come?
This kind of thinking is a normal psychological activity. From a different perspective, if Li Fan attended a literary seminar, suddenly a popular actress sat in the conference room. Then Li Fan and others would definitely think, why should you come? You are just a female star, but you published a photo album and autobiography full of photos. Why should you attend the literary seminar? It’s not a big deal!
Right?
Everyone is like this!
Then Li Fan has to tell you why I was here. The final poem? I know how to do it! Guankou? Simple, I will give you a lost part of "Eight Fans Screen"! I also have to tell you the common sense of Chinese studies behind "Eight Fans Screen"!
When he showed his little talent, those who didn't understand why he was invited immediately changed their views. Next, it was not an exaggeration to say that everyone was "respectful"! Because, he can also create! Creation!!
"Now, crosstalk actors can play lyrics with peace. As for its inheritance, students have created an article called "The Legend of the White Snake". Why don't you check it?"
Mr. Dong Heming said, "Sing it, it's okay!"
Li Fan cleared his throat and sang:
“The beautiful scenery of West Lake is unparalleled,
The strange flowers and plants on both sides of the shore are fragrant all seasons.
The spring outing of Su Dike is red and the willows are green.
Lotus flowers are reflected in the pond in summer.
…”
Everyone was shocked in an instant. The word was written beautifully and his voice was amazing!
The opening swaying, the slight mouth in the middle, the support singing and the flowing board are all very skilled, especially the use of Li Fan's nasal sound, which is impossible for laymen to appreciate at all.
Everyone was stunned by the shock. What should I say? Is it bad to say!
It’s impossible to rap perfectly, this is impossible! It’s more or less a bit flawed. After all, Li Fan is not a professional and has never been on stage to sing. He is just a super enthusiast. But even so, except for Mr. Dong who is qualified to comment, no one else is qualified because most of them won’t even be good at lyrics of Taiping?
Not to mention the younger generation, even Cheng Yuanyuan doesn’t know what he would do! If he asked him what he would do? He would buy high heels for the little girl!
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White Snake pressed on Leifeng Tower,
All day long, I suffer miserable
It's so a pity that the disasters have only been full in 18 years.
Xu Mengjiao was the top scholar and met her mother under the Leifeng Tower."
After the song was sung, the applause was strong!
"Okay! Sing well!"
"I didn't expect you to sing the lyrics of Taiping!"
"This is not only singing, but also creating. This is so rare!"
"Among young crosstalk actors, you are the number one character!"
To be continued...