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Chapter 264 Dancing!(1/2)

In the lounge, the producer, screenwriter, director and host, including all contestants, were talking and laughing together, which was very lively.

The director joked that Li Fan and Gu Yating were mentally retarded children in life and knew nothing except extinguishing oil and fire.

Li Fan did not agree with this, or he was just "stubborn" and wanted to take off his hat of "an idiot in life" when he dug a door and stole a hole!

Li Fan said: "You said we are mentally retarded children in life. I firmly disagree. I want to appeal! First of all, who said that sprouted potatoes cannot be eaten?"

A certain editor said: "Sprouted potatoes are poisonous! After the potatoes germinate, a large amount of solanin will be contained around the bud holes. This is a neurotoxin that can inhibit the respiratory center. Don't you know this?"

"I don't know! But, let me tell you the fact that in rural areas, every household will store a large amount of potatoes, especially in winter, which is the main ingredient for every household. The stored potatoes will sprout and turn green over time, but we did not discard any of them. We cut out the sprouts and continued to cook. But until today, I have never heard of anyone getting sick because of it, and not even feeling uncomfortable.

The potatoes sprout and the remaining part after simple treatment is edible. In your question, you beat the whole potato to death with one stick."

An editor was surprised and said, "Is that right? You can eat it even if it sprouts?"

"Of course, I am a rural native, and I know more about rural affairs than anyone present."

"But after the ingestion, there will be a little solanum in other places, right?"

Li Fan sighed. It turns out that it is difficult to understand each other when living backgrounds are different. After all, people in the city buy vegetables, so who would buy sprouted potatoes in the market? He grew up in the countryside when he was a child and understood that there are conflicts in life philosophy between cities and rural areas.

"I just use facts to illustrate that sprouted potatoes can be eaten by cutting out the sprouts. Moreover, if the potatoes turn green, just cut off the green areas. So you are not rigorous in this topic!"

Li Hao said: "You are serious, you are serious!"

"I complain too!" Gu Yating said.

Guo Min smiled and said, "What complaint are you asking?"

"Although I am a liberal arts student, I can still understand the simplest conversion of science. May I ask, is there a difference between 1 ton of water and 1 cubic meter of water?"

Li Hao said: "Why are there not? One is a unit of weight and the other is a unit of volume! Go home and see if the symbol behind a string of numbers on the tap water meter at home is cubic meters!"

Some staff members also got involved and said, "But, 1 ton of water and 1 cubic meter mean the same. We often say that we used a few tons of water, and we rarely hear people say that we used a few cubic meter."

Editor: "No, no, although it means the same thing, one is like Mandarin and the other is dialect. Here you need to answer it in Mandarin. For example, white wine, everyone knows that 250ml is about half a pound (the density of white wine is less than water), but the labels on the labels sold by pounds when the liquor manufacturer sells them? "

Li Hao suddenly said, "Give me a good example. Girls' underwear is called xiong masks, and in English, it is called Bra. Do you go to an English-speaking country and say Bra can do it? The appeal is invalid!"

Everyone's eyes were gathered on Li Hao's face, and then they stared at Guo Min with a smile.

Guo Min waved his hand, "Don't look at me, I don't know him!"

No matter how much you say and laugh, Gu Yating soon became worried. What should I do in the final two days later? This little braid is caught by others, so they have to pull it hard!

Li Fan smiled and kept repeating one word: calm.

The two of them returned to the hotel in Sun's car. While Gu Yating went to the supermarket to buy things, Sun's car looked at Li Fan with deep meaning and said, "Young man, brother understands you."

Li Fan knew what he meant when he looked at his smirk. He smiled and said, "Old driver!"

Sun Zhi took out two cigarettes and handed them to Li Fan. As a result, Li Fan returned the goods. He lit one alone and smiled and said, "It's better not to smoke. If you smoke, you can't quit this thing. When I was in college, I didn't smoke at first, but I was tortured to death by the second-hand cigarette in the dormitory. People took a breath happily and became a god. I was choking and coughing. Finally, I was so angry that I died together, and I used poison to fight the poison! Then I couldn't quit!"

Li Fan was laughing at the side, and actually hoped that Lao Sun would leave early. What if Gu Yating thought about finding a hotel again? Or had any questions about what happened last night? Brother, hurry up. I can see if I can go further.

Sun Zhineng narrowed his eyes slightly, took a few more puffs, and spit out the smoke rings he thought were perfect, and told him: "Driving is OK, but you must not drive without a license. You are still young, so you may sometimes ignore this matter in a hurry."

Li Fan's eyes lit up, and this sentence makes sense.

Both male animals, Sun Zhiyi did not treat Li Fan as an outsider and introduced his parenting experience. He said: "I have a son as old as you, and today is also a freshman. When he was fifteen years old, he would have a 'driver' stuffed in his wallet!"

Li Fan was stunned for a moment before exclaiming: "Avant-garde!"

Sun Yip spit out a smoke ring, "Of course I did this not to encourage him, but to be afraid that if there is an unexpected accident, he will not cause any irreparable harm to the girl."

This is a Western educational philosophy, which makes sense, but in the social context of China, some people may regard it as an alien. However, Li Fan feels that a "driver's license" should be placed in his wallet, after all, as an adult...

Li Fan got up, tidied up his clothes, and inspected around.

Sun Zhi asked curiously: "What are you doing?"

"I'll buy a driver's license, you can rest first!" Li Fan said and walked.

"There is in the hotel, Li Fan!"

"I know, but it's C1, I need A2!"

Sun Zhisheng was surprised, wow, the amount of information is so large!

He was smiling and looking at Li Fan's back as he walked away. At this time, Gu Yating walked to his side and said in confusion: "What did Li Fan do?"

"Ah, buy a car... Uh, buy something, didn't tell me!" Sun Yixuan smiled and said, "Well, I'll leave first, I won't bother you anymore."

When Li Fan returned to the entrance of the hotel, his hands were empty, and Gu Yating didn't ask any questions, but he always felt that Li Fan's expression was a little strange.

After going upstairs and opening the door, Li Fan comfortably went to the bed, stretching his waist, feeling a little tired.

"Get up, my bed!"

Li Fan turned his head and said, "I will protect you!"

Gu Yating took out the rat medicine from her bag, shook it at Li Fan, and smiled and said, "I have this! I don't need you anymore!"

Li Fan immediately stood up, "You said, don't have any rats at the time, and you're going to hug me again."

Gu Yating's cheeks turned red. She silently picked up a knife and cut the apple evenly into 10 petals. Then she applied mouse medicine on the apple's petals and repeatedly applied it countless times.

"Yeah, perfect!"

After snapping his fingers, Gu Yating bent down with her apple petals in her arms, setting up a formation indoors, under the bed, by the windowsill, next to the sofa, and in the bathroom... The smell of rat medicine and apples wafted into the whole room.

Li Fan lay on the sofa and raised his feet and said, "I guess you are in vain. Is it fake to get rid of rat medicine?"

Gu Yating stood up and said, "Fake it? Impossible! This kind of medicine is so unconscience-free to sell fake medicine!"

Li Fan sighed and said, "I tell you that there are a lot of fake medicines. Not to mention this kind of rat medicine, there are basically few medicines for treating male diseases. Whether it is on TV commercials or on street advertisements, they are basically all scams. I won't mention various health care products before.

Let’s talk about seasonings, pepper and pepper powder can be fake, let alone rat medicine to eliminate animals.”

Gu Yating was puzzled. She sat on the bed and said, "I think the boss is very kind and should not sell fake medicine."

"Which bad guy carved the word "bad" on his face? Good luck! If you don't believe it, take a look at the news on Baidu "fake rat poison"."

Gu Yating looked at the apple petals placed around her and felt unsure. She lay on the bed, used her mobile phone to Baidu, and after entering the four words "fake rat poison", she couldn't finish countless web pages, and her brows became tighter and tighter.

Li Fan smiled quietly and said to himself: Let’s not talk about entering “fake rat poison”, even if you enter “fake Li Fan” and “fake Gu Yating”, there is probably a lot of web information.

Thinking of this, Li Fan said leisurely: "If there are any more rats, I won't care about you! It's getting late, you can take a shower first, I'll go out for a walk."

After taking a shower, the two turned off the lights, one on the bed and the other on the sofa. Neither of them closed their eyes, but their worries were different.

Gu Yating turned over and said to Li Fan: "Hey, what should we do in the final the day after tomorrow? Other schools will definitely do their best to attack our weaknesses."

Li Fan still said the same thing: "Calm down, let's talk about it tomorrow!"

"Oh, always calm! I think Zhang Ye from Nanda is extremely powerful. After seeing his performance, there is no blind spot at all. I have no idea what to do with him!"

"Calm down!" Li Fan said while touching the "driver's license" in his wallet, feeling a little itchy in his heart.

Gu Yating stretched out her chin and looked at Li Fan in the dark, "Hey, Li Fan, by the way, what kind of program will we perform at the welcome party!"

Li Fan sat up and said, "You reminded me that you owe me the sexy spicy dance, right?"

"I can't hear you, I can't hear you!" Gu Yating blocked her ears.

Click!

Turn on the light!

Li Fan walked over and pulled the quilt open, revealing her little head, and said, "Hey, without you, if you don't have any integrity at all, then I won't keep my word to you in the future!"

Seeing that Gu Yating was still blocking her ears and closing her eyes tightly, Li Fan directly separated her arms and then used his fingers to separate her eyelids, "Hey, don't be scoundrel! Are you a little bit of a character?"

Gu Yating blinked, "Would you bully me like this? Wouldn't your conscience hurt?"

"I'm bullying you? Haha! I'm bullying you?" Li Fan raised his hand and pointed, "This hand was almost destroyed by your feet last night. Do you think I'm bullying you?"

"I deserve it!" Gu Yating smiled secretly, "Do you really want me to dance for you?"

"Nonsense, I've been waiting for a year, a year! The mice in the Hokkaido Esplanade have only been eight or nine months from birth to death! Are you sure you say it?"

Gu Yating thought for a while, "Okay then!"

Li Fan was stunned, then nodded repeatedly, just dancing, and he could take the opportunity to take the opportunity to hehe!

"But what kind of dance do you want to see?"

Li Fan stuck out his butt, thrust his chest, and said, "That's all, the front and back are raised!"

"Oh, okay, pay back the debt! Who made you my boyfriend! I'll find music!"

Li Fan sighed, "Do you still know I am your boyfriend? Hurry up, I'm ready!"

Gu Yating raised her head and asked, "What's the matter ready?"

"Nothing, hurry up and find a song!"

After a moment, Gu Yating finally got out of bed, and she said, "This light is too bright, please adjust it."

"Well, romantic!" Li Fan nodded and turned the light into a dim warm tone. Li Fan felt that he was still not romantic enough, but not petty enough. After all, due to his life background, he was really uncomfortable to open a bottle of red wine to help him entertain himself.

"Li Fan, don't laugh at me if you don't dance well!"

"Don't worry, I like everything you jump!"
To be continued...
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