Chapter 260 The King of Routines(1/2)
Li Fan kept wandering outside the door, and could vaguely hear the sound of water and the pleasant but very jumping songs in the bathroom in the room until the sound of water stopped. Li Fan knew that his spring night had come.
Dong! Dong! Dong! Dong!
“Have you washed?”
"Okay, wait a moment!"
Li Fan held the door frame with one hand, his eyes were obviously bigger than usual, and he didn't blink. He hoped that this was a film and television plot. Gu Yating wrapped in a bath towel and wiped her hair and opened the door for him, and her body exuded a faint scent of women.
Crack! The door is open!
There is a smell of perfume and the action of rubbing hair, but it is not wrapped in a bath towel.
"What are you thinking, stinky brat?"
"Ahem! Yes, it looks good!"
Li Fan lay on the sofa, his eyes lingering on Gu Yating's body.
She wore a high-end silk but ordinary style women's pajamas. To be honest, she didn't show anything. She was conservative than usual wearing suspender skirts, but in terms of visual appearance, she was a hundred times more eye-catching than daily clothes.
Li Fan thinks that this is a typical suggestive psychology. In fact, this psychology seems to be very similar to the rich people wanting to marry female stars. To be honest, many female stars are really average when they take off their makeup. Young girls around 20 years old are many more beautiful than celebrities. But why do the rich like female stars? The psychological factors play a decisive factor, not just because they are face-saving.
Li Fan nodded when he thought of this, "Well, it makes sense, it makes sense!"
Gu Yating had just blown her hair and turned around and asked, "What makes sense?"
"I just thought about a problem that promotes the harmonious development of human society."
"You think about it, I'll turn off the lights!"
The light went out, Gu Yating pulled her slippers and lay on the bed while she was about to rest, and she heard a rustling sound on the sofa. She said alertly: "Don't take off her clothes."
"It's okay, I'm not afraid of you watching!"
Slap, the pillow was thrown over, Gu Yating shouted, "You put it on, what do you want to do?"
Li Fan scratched his head, "Sleep, how can I sleep without taking off my clothes?"
"You'll sleep in dress tonight!"
"Stop making trouble, I can't sleep in my clothes, I like first-level sleep."
"Li Fan!!"
"Okay, okay, I'm really troublesome to put it on," Li Fan sighed, "What kind of messy things are you thinking about in your head? It's inexplicable. Also, girls are mature earlier than boys, and I'm still a little boy now. It's not suitable for you, a child, to be full of your head."
"hehe!"
Gu Yating lay on the bed and closed her eyes and fell asleep. She turned her body seven or eight times in just two or three minutes, and couldn't sleep at all. She always felt a pair of green wolf eyes shining on the dark night. She couldn't help but tighten her back and said, "Li Fan, are you asleep?"
A yawn rang, "What are you doing? I just fell asleep!"
"Oh, then you go to bed!"
"Bored!" After a turn of voice, the night fell into silence again.
Gu Yating was confused. Did he misunderstand him? He is really a gentleman? He is the kind of fake villain with a yellow mouth and a white heart? No, it's only been three or two minutes, wait a little longer!
About 10 minutes later, Gu Yating turned around and whispered: "Li Fan! Li Fan!"
The sound of banging on the bed suddenly sounded on the sofa, and Li Fan's voice was filled with dissatisfaction, "What are you doing? What do you want to do to me? What do you want to do!"
"Oh my god, I'm still angry when I get up!" Gu Yating chuckled, "Okay, go to bed, I won't bother you."
Gu Yating's psychological defense suddenly relaxed, and she lay down comfortably and prepared to go to bed.
"I'll let you get my spirits." Li Fan stood up and took a sip of water, thinking about what to do next. He had to find a way to let her take the initiative. There is an old saying that it's not a business to deliver to the door. There is also an old saying: Pig gong vegetables are not a skill, and letting the dishes jump into the pig's mouth on their own initiative is a master.
When dealing with women, you must have the right to speak on key issues!
At this time, Gu Yating asked, "Why are you walking around?"
"I can't sleep anymore. You said, "Wouldn't it be better to let me sleep peacefully!"
"I can't sleep a little too. Tell me a story!"
Li Fan's eyes turned, "Okay! Let me think about it, I have a real story, which happened to my uncle (dà, ye softly, uncle, regional name), which is a bit sad."
"Oh, what's wrong with your uncle?"
Li Fan fell into memories. This was something he heard from his elders when he was a child. "I lived at my grandfather's house for two years when I was a child. At that time, I was still young and ignorant. I only had the image of my uncle in my memory."
"Wait a minute, isn't your uncle farming in his hometown in the countryside?"
"It's not my dear uncle, it's my second master (here, the pronunciation is 'yé' means a male of the same generation as my grandfather)."
"Oh, you keep going."
"This matter is related to gambling. It was early spring of 1981, and the old man who was working in the city drove back to his hometown from the city.
At that time, the transportation was not as developed as it is now. There were no buses from the town to the countryside, let alone any buses. When I arrived in the town, it was already past 8 o'clock in the evening. My uncle felt sorry for the money and didn't find a place to stay. He thought that he was young and strong, so he arrived in just 3 hours.
At that time, there were dirt roads from the town to the countryside. It had just rained for a few days and the road was not very flat. The old man walked along the dirt road to the village.
It was a night without stars. There was no trace of light in the dark night. Owls were occasionally screaming on the tree branches. The old man became more and more frightened and walked quickly. He held the flashlight and took two steps in one step. After walking across the main road, he went straight down the cecum path, hoping to take the shortest path and go home.
But I got lost as I walked, so what should I do if I didn’t have a village or a shop? It was already past 10 o’clock at night. At that time, I didn’t sleep very early in the countryside. After all, many places were still lighting diesel lamps.”
Gu Yating asked curiously: "What should I do if I get lost?"
"Listen to me, the old man walked away for a moment, and suddenly he saw two people whispering in the woods. After careful examination, it turned out that they were young boys, Ma Liuer and Xiaobudian.
The three of them were overjoyed and greeted each other.
Xiao Budian said: "Qianzi, how have you been doing in the city in the past few years? You have made a lot of money by looking at this outfit?"
The old man said, "No, little money, haha. Let's hurry up and go home. I'm lost. By the way, what are you doing here?"
Ma Liuer said: ‘We are lost, we miss home too!’
Look, the three of them were more unpromising than the other, and they were all lost. In the end, Xiaobudian suggested that it would be better to let it go in the middle of the night and be gone by dawn. Everyone happened to have a companion to talk about the past. Ma Liuer said that she wanted to play Water Margin cards, and she also took out a deck of cards from her pocket.
Do you know what the Water Margin Card is?”
Gu Yating didn't know this, this thing is a bit far from her time.
Li Fan said: "This is a rectangular plastic card with the Water Margin characters printed on it, but it has been eliminated now. People in that era like to play this card.
Although the old man was frugal and stingy with himself, he was a complete gambler and liked to bet as he lived, so he happily agreed.
The old man put the flashlight on the earthen bun, and then the three of them gathered together and sat on the ground to play. That night, the old man was surprisingly lucky. Although he won and lost, he still won a lot of money overall. However, Xiao Budian said from time to time: "Don't blame me, I don't have enough money to spend."
The old man was in a hurry and didn't care. He thought to himself, saying it was like you had won money.
At about 3 o'clock in the second half of the night, after winning all the money from Ma Liuer and Xiao Budian, the old man lay on the earthbow and said, "Let's take a break first and go home later at dawn."
Ma Liuer and Xiao Budian laughed and didn't say anything.
At dawn, when the old man opened his eyes, Bing did not find Xiao Budian and Ma Liuer beside him. The old man said angrily: "These two grandchildren just left him like this? There was no good ending!"
Looking at it, the old man recognized that this was Xiaoman Village 5th Club, so he rushed forward and returned to his village in less than an hour.
When the second and second grandma saw that the baby son was back, they were so happy that they quickly let the child in. After taking a sip of water, the old man happily said: 'Dad, mom, guess who did I meet halfway through the road last night?'
‘Who?’
‘Outside Xiaoman Village, I met Ma Liuer and Xiao Budian. We haven’t seen each other for several years!’
The old man and his wife were stunned in an instant, like a wooden carving.
‘What’s wrong, parents?’
The mistress shouted: 'Child, don't scare mom, this is a joke!'
‘What’s wrong with you?’
‘Ma Liuer and Xiao Budian died in a car accident a month ago!’
‘What? It’s impossible, we still play cards, I won a lot of money. If you don’t believe it, I will show you.”
The second master hurriedly reached his hand into his pocket. When he reached out, he didn't have a dime in his hand, but a pile of paper ashes!"
When Li Fan said this, his spine became cold and his scalp became numb. This was the story told to him by his grandfather when he was confused. Whenever he recalled it, he felt it was extremely gloomy and terrifying. It was not that this story was so scary, but that the story happened to his relatives. Li Fan, an atheist, naturally would not believe it, but the sense of substitution was too strong.
After telling a ghost story, Li Fan felt that it should be able to scare Gu Yating away and beg for a hug, but...
A certain voice sounded on the bed, "Well, this is good! Then what?"
What? Isn't this girl afraid?
The storyteller trembled as he told, but the storyteller was untouched. Li Fan felt that he was too failed, but he decided to end the story.
"The old man rushed out for a moment and returned to Xiaoman Village again, and saw two tombs standing side by side in the place where he played cards. From then on, the old man went crazy and got lost after half a year. He still has no idea of life and death."
Gu Yating held the pillow and listened with relish, saying, "This ghost story is good, let's have another one!"
Click!
A huge thunder fell in the night sky, and the room was as bright as daylight in an instant.
"ah!"
"Mom!"
After two screams, there was a "bang" sound, and there was a bump.
To be continued...