Chapter 257 What is your name?(1/2)
Netizens quarreled because they had huge differences about Li Fan's birthday.
Once the article "The Positive Energy and Responsibility of the Post-00s" written by Xinhua News Agency was released, netizens took sides. Some people say that Li Fan is not a post-00s at all, he should be a post-00s because he was born at 0:00s at the time of the millennium. Whether it was before or after 0:00s, doctors and nurses couldn't say whether it was OK?
Indeed, Li Fan's birth date was too timely, and it was unbiased and stuck between 1999 and 2000. Li's mother was also really amazing.
However, another part of netizens said that ID card information is the best proof! The post-90s denied it, saying that the ID card error rate is too high, and it also explained from Chinese medicine that the birth time of a baby is calculated by protruding the mother from the head, so Li Fan should be born a little earlier.
The post-00s said that Li Fan was their most outstanding representative, while the post-90s firmly believed that it was their last glory! However, both the post-00s and the post-90s basically agreed with one view that the reason why Li Fan is so gorgeous and talented is just like a song sings:
We are heading to the turn of the century,
We write down the style of the turn of the century,
We welcome the turn of the century,
Put a sunny road,
Spread towards the sun.
When Li Fan saw the netizens who were so tired of making fun of himself with this song "Sunshine Avenue", a sense of picture instantly appeared in front of him: at the moment when the millennium came, the Sunshine Avenue spread towards the sun, and a cute little baby was born with a golden key in his mouth. Then other dolls cried, but he chuckled and laughed!
It is quite interesting to read netizens’ nonsense, and it is also part of Li Fan’s inspiration. He actually created the beginning of a script based on the scene that was born in front of him.
Of course, Li Fan's computer has countless works that begin, but this is just another one.
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The military training at Peking University is continuing, and the military training in just 15 days is almost over.
When Li Fan officially participated in the military training, he suddenly discovered one of his own problems - Shunguai!
It is actually normal to bend downward. When new recruits or students train military training, some people are prone to downward resignations when they are nervous. But Li Fan is not nervous, but he will downward resignations when he walks step by step.
That morning, after breakfast, everyone gathered at the entrance of the cafeteria and walked to the basketball court for military training. The sharp-eyed Instructor Wu soon discovered that one of the rows was turned around.
She said: "No. 8, No. 13, No. 15... Don't you think you are different from others? Don't you thug?"
A classmate in front said, "Report to the instructor, Li Fan took us apart!"
Instructor Wu looked closely and found out that he was really the culprit.
Li Fan turned around and stared at his innocent big eyes, "Is that true?"
When she came to the Green Field, other students stood in military postures every day, while Instructor Wu conducted special training on Li Fan. After demonstrating the standard movements in person, she said to Li Fan: "Listen to my command, walk in one step, one, one, two, one, two, one, very good... Uh, no, right, Li Fan! Li Fan, make a decision!"
Li Fan walked for about ten steps, but after that, he inexplicably took the same hands and feet.
The students standing in the military posture burst into laughter in an instant.
Instructor Wu turned around and glared: "Who is laughing? What's so funny? Warn you once and laugh for another 5 minutes!"
Everyone shut up and gritted their teeth and stood up!
"Li Fan, please be careful, master the sense of rhythm and demonstrate it to you again. You will be included in the Hero Company, be serious!"
After Instructor Wu demonstrated again, Li Fan raised his head and stalked his head, counted the beats in his heart, and then as he walked, he turned perfectly again. The freshmen on the playground laughed at him.
Instructor Wu turned around, pointed at Ma Qiang in the queue, and pointed at Wang Chuan again, "You two are out of the line, you two are the ones who laugh the most, right? Come on, you two are here to laugh, stand together! Is it funny to have any shortcomings in your comrades?"
Wang Chuan and Ma Qiang stood side by side, criticized by the instructor, and Li Fan kept raising eyebrows at them. His facial features were crowded and he performed eyebrow dance for them for free.
In this way, Li Fan received the nickname "Tieguai Li" in his freshman life, and it became a stain on his life. Other students teased him for his unique magic weapon.
Unfortunately, because of this problem, he lost the opportunity to go to the heroes to practice hard, and even lost the opportunity to lead thousands of new students as a representative of the military training, as a representative of the military training, which was originally his.
However, Li Fan didn't care about these things at all. The nickname "Tieguai Li" is the one. How can you always mention it? After all, it will damage your tall and mighty image.
The last few days left in the military training, and the school’s welcome party is also underway.
On that day, Li Fan and Gu Yating were called to the student office by Lu Yaya and asked them to join forces to release a program.
Li Fan glanced at Gu Yating and said to Lu Yaya: "Sister Yaya, she danced well."
Gu Yating said, "He sings well."
Lu Yaya scratched her head: "I mean, let you two join forces and launch a show together, do you understand?"
The two looked at each other. His specialty was her weakness, and her strength was his abyss, and they could not get together.
Gu Yating said: "It's not difficult to be a human being. We can't let us go up and recite a poem together, right? Maybe we are all a little good at this."
Li Fan thought for a while: "It's not bad. Our Chinese studies are still good. Otherwise, let's talk about crosstalk. I'll be funny, you'll support me. Then I'll wear a long gown and put a cheongsam on you, which will amazed the audience!"
Gu Yating gave him a blank look and said, "Go to yours!"
"Look, are you getting involved?"
Lu Yaya said: "I thought of one. You two can sing and dance with the other. Isn't that perfect? As for the songs and dances, you should study them yourself, rehearse quickly, and report to me directly. Our party date is getting closer."
The two of them took a job, and then they were worried about what songs they prepared, and they argued endlessly along the way.
Various clubs and various competitions in the school also opened their arms to freshmen in the past two days. Li Fan had no love for this, but Gu Yating was happy. She participated in the poetry recitation competition, freshman debate competition and speech competition preliminaries. Except for the qualifying selection of speech competitions, the results of the other two events are:
Pre-selected results of the Poetry Recitation Competition: Second place!
Preliminary results for the 5th Qingya Cup Debate Competition: Second place!
Gu Yating looked at the student department’s transcript and frowned and said, “Why is it the second place again?”
Li Fan scratched his head, "Your name is a rush! The runner-up of the Idiom Conference was defeated by me; when it came to "Boya Cup", I finally got me away, and Lin Xiaofeng jumped out, you are still the runner-up! Now the qualifiers of poetry recitation competitions and debate competitions are runner-up again, which fully proves the importance of a person's name. Therefore, I want to give you a suitable nickname - the second-year-old!"
"roll!"
The two of them had just turned around and were about to leave, but they saw two seniors walking over not far away. They were holding A4 paper in their hands, talking about the results of the qualifiers while walking.
"Although that Lin Xiaofeng is not amazing, her strength is really too strong!"
"Wow, I can't accept it. I guess only Li Fan can suppress her in this freshman."
"Gu Yating is not bad either. The girl is so beautiful and she is so talented. If she had been in the new level of her previous years, she would be the best."
When Gu Yating heard this, she pulled Li Fan and turned around and left. She obviously didn't need to read the report card, so she was sad.
Li Fan chuckled, "The second son of a thousand years!"
"Shut up! Believe it or not, I will kick you!
"Ahem, when I didn't say anything, let's go, go back to the dormitory!" Li Fan walked and suddenly said, "Do you think you will be the second best person to recruit the Golden Dance Troupe tonight?"
"Shut your crow's mouth! Look at your feet!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Fan felt that silver high heels were waving by in front of him. Li Fan had to sigh at her good flexibility and the flesh-colored color that jumped into her eyes.
He smiled sarcastically and suddenly sighed: "Leggings are definitely the stupidest invention in human history!"
"You, pervert!"
"Or you kick me again. There is no one here. If you kick hard, you can kick as high as you can!"
Gu Yating stood there, narrowing her eyes and glaring at him, "Try another word!"
Li Fan pondered for a moment and said again: "Leggings are definitely the stupidest invention in human history! I'm sure!"
Li Fan brought this "heavy" topic to the dormitory. All male compatriots unanimously raised their hands to agree with Li Fan's point of view. Their late-night topic was transferred from leggings to underwear, and then the word "sex" was added to the underwear, and then "qiu" was added.
Everyone was talking happily that some of them were masters and no one could match their theoretical knowledge, such as Li Fan, some were cute seekers, such as Wang Nan, and some had no interest in this topic, such as Ding Long.
Everyone soon discovered that Ding Long was extremely calm, and Ding Long said that he was righteous and disdainful to be with you and others! Everyone said that he was not a man.
It was not until later that everyone learned about Ding Long's family background that his family actually monopolized most of the underwear market and "adult" market in China. This guy has become very numb since he was a child.
No one expected that the mediocre Ding Long was actually a veritable rich second generation, and he was so low-key.
The conversation still did not change the true nature of the Master of Beijing. Finally, we talked directly about the interesting history of ancient China, which is also amazing.
Finally, the meat dish was finally over, and everyone changed to vegetarian food. Ma Qiang said that he fell in love with a girl from the 9th Company and had been "clubing" for several days, but he was embarrassed to ask for dating.
"Brother Qiang, are you scared?"
"You can't do it either. You don't dare to chase a little girl. What other big career can you do?"
"If you don't chase me, someone will chase me. I heard that girl is very popular."
"It's over, it's over!"
As soon as everyone encouraged him, Ma Qiang immediately decided to chase him and chase him tomorrow! Besides, why is he practicing guitar? He just wanted to confuse girls, otherwise the guitar will be in vain.
The next night, after the military training, Ma Qiang really plucked up the courage to go downstairs of the female dormitory to confess his love with the guitar.
The night was romantic, to be precise, it was romantic at first.
A big heart shape was placed in front of the female bedroom door with a candle, and the girl's name was placed inside: Du Li.
Ma Qiang sat on the chair, holding a guitar, waiting for the girl to go downstairs at any time, and wiped his sweat from time to time, constantly turning around and giggling at his classmates. The slutty Ma was so nervous.
Li Fan was responsible for the lively atmosphere. He held the microphone and said, "Students, please pay attention to my gestures later, follow my rhythm, and make sure to make this beautiful thing..."
In fact, the onlookers don’t need Li Fan to mobilize. After all, the thing that Chinese people like the most is to make excuses!
The girl went downstairs, a pretty girl with fair skin. When she saw Li Fan standing in the crowd holding a microphone, she was stunned for a moment.
Didn’t Li Fan have Gu Yating? Did they just break it up? Or, are they all CPs in the TV columns? Is it because they are not true love at all, but hype?
Yes, celebrities like to hype!
To be continued...