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Chapter 254(1/2)

At this moment, if you use any word to describe the mood of people listening to campus radio, there may be no more appropriate and appropriate words besides the vulgar "shock".

This amazing first couplet of this amazing [Visiting West Lake, tin pot, tin pot falling off West Lake, tin pot, tin pot falling off West Lake, tin pot] has been given by countless people over the past few hundred years, but it is not exquisite and accurate enough. According to the female host of Chenhua University Radio Station, it is "flawed"!

There are indeed many flawed lower lines, such as:

If you look for a Jinshi, meet a Jinshi, and become myopic, you will all be Jinshi;

Take a short chair, hang a satin dress, smash the satin dress, and break the short chair;

...

However, there is no perfect couplet!

This famous solitary couplet that stumped Su Shi, Zhu Xi and other countless writers was conquered by a student in this flash of lightning and fire. How can it not be shocked, surprising, or applauded?

Vice President Feng Zheng was so surprised.

"It's amazing! This kid... a wizard! He's a wizard!"

The lesbian Xiaoxiao also patted the table, "I have long regretted Jiuwan, 'West Lake' vs. 'Jiuwan', and the lake water vs. the valley, rigorous and neat, and beautiful!"

Dean Cui of the School of Literature was wandering in the office excitedly. He recited repeatedly, and then nodded heavily, "Yes! OK! OK!"

...

The second couplet produced by Li Fan has not had a satisfactory second couplet for hundreds of years in his previous life. It was not until 1986 that Zhao Yanhua gave this second couplet. Li Fan changed this second couplet slightly and changed the place name to the Jiuwan Valley of China, which must be in line with the characteristics of this time and space.

When this couplet was born from Li Fan's mouth, it directly shocked the live broadcast room of Chenhua University's radio station. All the students of Chenhua couldn't sit still. Everyone was shocked and their eyes were flashing with incredible gazes.

"This is impossible!"

"It's been hundreds of years, he solved it with just a mouth?"

"Is this mouth so bright?"

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it!"

...

Whether they believe it or not, it is time for Beijing University to issue three first couplets for Chenhua.

Xiaoya turned her head and said, "Who will come out the first couplet first?"

Swish!

The gazes of more than 10 seniors were all focused on Li Fan. After all, the second couplet just now conquered everyone and was scared.

In fact, it is not just a simple second line. There are also the previous 18 second line, new textual studies, and national idols!

In fact, Xiaoya also intended to let Li Fan write a first couplet, so she asked excitedly: "Li Fan, are you prepared?"

"I was caught by Sister Yaya temporarily, and I was really not prepared."

"Ah, then--" Xiaoya was going to say that, let the other seniors read the prepared first couplet to Chenhua, but her words were cut off by Li Fan, and in the next scene, she felt that she was deviling again.

"Then I'll think about one now." Li Fan frowned and thought.

Everyone was shocked again, thinking now? It is easy to think from the upper link, but it is even more difficult to directly issue the upper link. We have all recorded the first link we have worked hard on in the small notebook, but you actually want to think now? Moreover, this link is the decisive game.

Yu Guanqiu immediately opened his notebook and wanted to give Xiaoya the wonderful first couplet to prepare for a holiday, but he just stood up and took a step forward, but then sat back on his seat and lowered his head in dismay.

Xiaoya asked in confusion: "What's wrong?"

"It's okay, it's okay!" Yu Guanqiu slapped himself twice in the heart, reminding himself again not to treat Li Fan as a mortal. Whoever mortal can shake his lips and conquer the hundreds of years of lonely couplets? Since he has conquered all the famous couplets, it is possible to produce a exquisite top couplet on the scene. This guy is not a normal person. Just make sure he is not a normal person!!

"Well, how do you think about this?" Li Fan looked at everyone and said, "Num Qiao is naturally beautiful and hates Rouge Gum Xiao's face!"

Everyone was stunned, and then they exclaimed that this was a wonderful first couplet. But when Li Fan listed the restrictions, everyone's surprise was upgraded to another level and immediately shouted that it was so difficult!!

Li Fan’s request for the second couplet is: Because Qiao Nu refers to Xiao Qiao, the second couplet should be written in Zhou Yu’s tone.

This couplet has an allusion in his previous life: Mr. Sao Juexian, a Cantonese opera performing artist, rehearsed "Miss Qiao's Three Qi Zhou Yu" in 1943, so he published an open couplet in the newspaper with the title "Sao Juexian's Couple". The first couplet released by the troupe is: [Miss Qiao is naturally beautiful and hates Rouge Gum Ox Face].

The exquisiteness of this couplet is first of all, the word "吉吉吉吉" is the same radical.

Xiaoya pulled the microphone directly, her tone was very excited: "Friendly school! Pay attention to a friend's school! Listen well to a friend's school! Our first couplet is [Mr. Qiao is naturally beautiful, and she hates Rouge Gum Ox]..."

When they heard this first couplet, the entire Chenhua University live broadcast room was silent, and then everyone lowered their heads, picked up paper and pen and conceived it silently.

After a moment, someone handed the lower couplet to the host, and the host read: "Friendly school, [Boys are good-looking and love poetry and commentary] How about this lower couplet?"

Xiaoya's voice came over through the radio waves: "It's not possible at all!"

...

Host: "Friendly school, [The host stays for a while, why don't hesitate to mix with mellow mash with mellow mash]?"

Xiaoya: "There are flaws!"

Well, this time Xiaoya has become a flawed host.

Just when everyone was at a loss, the door of the live broadcast room was quietly opened, and Professor Zhou from the School of Arts of Chenhua University walked into the live broadcast room.

Everyone stood up and was about to say hello, Professor Zhou raised his finger and said, "Shh!"

Professor Zhou walked to the host, opened the notebook in his hand and handed it to her, and whispered: "Look at how I am!"

When the students saw that Professor Zhou had appeared, they suddenly felt that they had a backer. Although they could beat each other, they were a little disgraceful. Before the program ended, they would explain the situation to the opposite Kyoto University.

Look, these students from Chenhua University are quite talented. But who told you that you will definitely win?

The host glanced at it and said happily: "Friendly school, [Although people's words are credible, they can prevent the Wei River from being mixed with Jingjiang River], right?"

Xiaoya's voice: "There are flaws!"

Li Fan's voice: "I reminded the friend school that the second couplet must come from Zhou Yu's mouth. It is a wonderful match only if it meets Zhou Yu's identity characteristics. Please pay attention to the norms."

The host thought to himself: This is not from Zhou Yu’s mouth, it is from Professor Zhou’s mouth!

Professor Zhou was a little embarrassed. He had just flashed his mind and thought of this beautiful second couplet. He thought of Li Fan opposite him after coming over for a while, but he didn't expect that he had any flaws.

After finding a seat, Professor Zhou sat down. He formed a row with all the classmates, lowered his head and frowned and thought about the second couplet.

Xiaoya's voice kept wandering in the live broadcast room, buzzing and making everyone feel uneasy:

"Give the last three minutes to the friendly school!"

"The last 15 seconds are still missing!"

"What, how many more minutes will you give me? OK, last two minutes!"

"10!9!8... Time is up, the next couplet!"

Seven or eight students in the live broadcast room were wailing, it was so difficult!

Teacher Zhou stood up, let out a long sigh, then took out his cell phone and walked out of the live broadcast room silently.

At this time, in the live broadcast room of Beijing University, Yu Guanqiu and others also put down their paper and pen, stared at Li Fan's back and stared blankly. They also failed, and no one could give the second couplet that meets Li Fan's requirements.

This first couplet is really hard to live in two prestigious schools across the street!

Xiaoya said: "Li Fan, give them the next first couplet!"

Li Fan turned around and said, "I'm not prepared either. Why don't you all come this time?"

Everyone shook their heads and said in unison: "No, come on!"

"Okay, I'll think about it again!"

The first line of Li Fan was thinking about, but repeatedly planning which bomb to throw from the memory bank.

After a moment, Li Fan said: "With it, [Wangjiang Tower, looking at the river flow, looking down the river flow down the river, the river tower forever, the river flow forever]!"

As soon as Li Fan finished speaking, Xiaoya directly pushed up the volume and said, "Friends School, our second couplet is: Looking at the river, looking at the river, looking at the river, looking at the river, looking at the river, looking at the river, looking at the river, looking at the river, looking at the river, huh? It seems wrong!"

Li Fan chuckled and said, "Listen to the friend school, [Wangjiang Tower, look at the river flow, look at the river flow down the river, look at the river flow forever, the river flow forever]!"

There is an allusion for this clever couplet. It is said that it comes from a talented man from Jiangnan in the Qing Dynasty. He climbed up to Wangjiang Tower one day and saw the beautiful scenery along the river. On a whim, he wrote the first couplet and was immediately impressed. So he was immersed in the scenery of the first couplet, but the second couplet was not satisfactory, so he had to thank his regret to write the first couplet on Wangjiang Tower.

There is no doubt that everyone was stunned again!

However, in the live broadcast room of Chenhua University, there were more and more people who were confused at this time.

Professor Zhou called two more colleagues, Teacher Cheng and Teacher Xia. The group all frowned, wrote and ticked them on the notebook, and then wrote them again and again!

...

"Listen to the bell pavilion, listen to the bell ringing, listen to the bell ringing in the bell pavilion, the bell ringing for a hundred years."

“There are flaws!”

...

"I heard about the Mofang, I heard about the Mofang, I heard about the Mofang in the Mofang, the Mofang has been for thousands of years, and the Mofang has been for thousands of years."

“There are flaws!”

...

"It's time for a friend's school, we're going to issue the last couplet!"

Professor Zhou, Teacher Cheng, Teacher Xia and seven or eight students looked at each other and laughed in silence.

"Our third first couplet is [Smoke Locking the Pond Willow], please answer with a friend's school!"
To be continued...
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