Chapter 248 Holding the hand of the son, grow old with the son(1/2)
The business car slowly drove out of Beijing University and rushed to Capital International Airport.
Sister Qu teased: "Li Fan, were you running away just now?"
Li Fan took a few sips of water and said, "Uh, what's wrong?"
puff!
Everyone couldn't help laughing.
Sister Qu smiled and said, "We thought you were walking slowly when we saw you slowly."
Li Fan was very bitter, "Oh, we ran around the playground for more than an hour in the morning, but how could we have the strength to do until the evening?"
Gu Yating said, "Where is more than an hour? To be precise, it's between 45 and 50 minutes."
Li Fan asked sideways, "How do you know?"
"Nonsense, many girls in our 18th company are pinching you a little. You run so slowly. Oh, we girls were so anxious at that time, and I wish we could run a few laps for you."
Li Fan shook his head and sighed: "You have no mercy at all!"
"Pity? Brother, you just ran around so slowly, and they all caught up with walking on the playground. They have the habit of running mornings for about an hour every day. When you put on your clothes, you know that you are in military training and taking off your clothes. People may not think it is an old man's morning exercise."
"I'm not that slow, but do I have to be punished collectively? I have to move forward at a speed. We can't leave other students alone."
Gu Yating glared at him, "You're not giving up?"
Li Fan nodded repeatedly!
Director Song smiled and said, "Your children nowadays really can't stand the hardships. They are so pampered. I took a look at your military training today. It's like a joke. Training for a while and resting for a while is too easy. We thought there was something special about the military training of the Beijing University."
Gu Yating said: "Our Beijing University of Beijing is easy to train, but the National Defense University is strict, and many students' feet are swollen after a day. There are also many more relaxing people than us. For example, the Academy of Fine Arts, military training is equivalent to outdoor play."
Director Song said curiously: "By the way, Li Fan, I heard that you deducted 5 points on the first day of military training today. What's going on?"
"In the morning, I checked my dormitory and some classmates poured water into the quilt. The class monitor was punished for making a mistake. I was deducted 3 points and ran for more than 40 minutes."
Gu Yating corrected: "Strictly speaking, I have been walking for more than 40 minutes. Oh, don't be angry, don't be angry, jog, jog!"
Director Song shook his head, "Filling water into the quilt? This is a major mistake in the eyes of soldiers. It is a scammer and a tricky act. You can just follow the instructor's instructions to press the quilt!"
Li Fan was helpless, "Are you lazy? You think it's slow. Fortunately, I discovered it in time, so of course I knew this was a severity error."
"What happened just now?"
Li Fan scratched his head and said to Gu Yating: "Do you know the details?"
"I know, who doesn't know the whole female bedroom?"
Li Fan smiled and said, "Then you can say it, it's hard to speak!"
"That's right, the instructor killed one and happened to see them playing poker in the dormitory. You said that if you Li Fan honestly accepted it, you would be deducted 1 point. After all, you didn't get any money, just entertainment. But don't you, you have to say that you are doing academic research and are also cheating the instructor together. Do you think the instructor is stupid?"
Li Fan grinned and said, "I had an idea at that time and thought I could cover it up. Even if I couldn't cover it up, I should let us go because of our talent."
Gu Yating said: "You are a big mistake! Soldiers pay attention to integrity and responsibility. You are good. If you don't admit it or say it, you will also act smartly and fool the instructors, treating the instructors as fools. If you were the instructors, what would you feel?
When the instructor saw that Li Fan was a celebrity, he gave you face and said directly, "Go downstairs and run around." It would be nice if he didn't scold you a few words.
If the instructor scolds you a few words and makes a few words of mocking you, such as 'You Li Fan, a man, don't have the responsibility at all?' As you are, see where you look in public!"
Li Fan said frankly: "I reflect on this matter and I have indeed been incompetent. In fact, it is nothing usually, mainly because this is during the military training."
"If you can recognize your mistakes, then you are still a good comrade! I also heard that your 8th team said that the instructor is a female devil. Please, if a female instructor is as gentle as you, you will be bullied by the first day of military training today! I know the virtues of your boys so much that I have been here over the years."
"If you have the ability, don't be too proud. If you have the ability, you will be the chairman of the Student Union of Peking University. "
Gu Yating stretched her waist and sighed, "I can't worry about this with you. When I come back, I cooperate with Instructor Wu. Instructor Wu is so kind. Other companies are standing in the middle of the playground to fight against the scorching sun. You are treated with our girls. Instructor Wu is not good to you?"
Li Fan frowned and said, "Tell me a lesson?"
"No, it's an urge!"
Li Fan looked at him for a moment and said, "I think you are more suitable to be a leader than me."
Of course, Gu Yating is much more suitable than Li Fan. She has much more experience than Li Fan. She has many relatives in her family who do business and work in politics. She has been influenced by her since childhood and has considered things very comprehensively.
The next morning they arrived in Sishui City, a beautiful coastal city.
The first thing everyone did when they came to the hotel was to make up for their sleep. They slept until about one o'clock in the afternoon before getting up and washing up, preparing for recording today's program.
Their stop today is Sisai Nursing Home, and before going to the Nursing Home, they need to buy some gifts for the elderly.
However, when it comes to the stage of buying gifts, the two of them have a headache.
In the huge supermarket, the two of them walked around and didn't choose any good gifts.
Gu Yating pointed to the health products on the shelves and said, "Why don't we buy brain gold?"
Li Fan shook his head: "This is the number one scam in advertising after the millennium!"
"My grandma still eats it."
"Maybe it's psychological. Or we can just send red envelopes, each person will have 666, which is a blessing. If one-third of my labor service is gone in this issue, can the program team be reimbursed?"
"No, no, no, it's too vulgar, I think about it," Gu Yating walked forward along the shelf, pointed to the massage machine and said, "Why don't we buy this?"
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, is this thing useful?" Li Fan stood there and looked at it for a moment, and said, "Actually, I have an idea."
"What's the idea?"
"Buy a mobile phone for every elderly person, which is the type of elderly phone with big characters, loud voice, and straight board buttons. This is very practical!"
Gu Yating rolled her eyes and said, "Stop talking, some elderly people are so fashionable. Some people may not like them if we buy them, they all use apples!"
"All right!"
The two of them walked from this end of the supermarket to the other end of the supermarket, and almost turned the supermarket upside down, but they did not reach a consensus. Finally, they decided to order some fruits directly at the fruit supermarket. Although it was ordinary and had no novelty, it was absolutely practical.
After the group returned to the hotel, they talked about what program to perform in the nursing home, and the two had a disagreement again.
Gu Yating said he sang a song "The Most Romantic Things", especially the sentence "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you, collect little laughter along the way, and leave it to sit in the rocking chair and chat slowly," It's so romantic, so timely and appropriate.
Li Fan turned around and asked, "Director Song, how many couples are there in Sishui Nursing Home?"
Song Dao said: "There are 268 elderly people in total, including 25 couples."
Li Fan shrugged and said to Gu Yating: "See, I'll be happy after listening to it. Other widowed elderly people couldn't cry when they heard this song. They missed their spouse and couldn't solve it."
"That's right!" Gu Yating held up her chin and sat on the chair and thought hard.
Song said: "And among these 25 couples, there are three golden-married couples! The rest are basically silver-married couples."
The assistant laughed and said, "Is there any iron marriage and copper marriage? Gold, silver, copper and iron!"
The radiographer said, "Don't talk nonsense."
"No, no, no," Li Fan waved his hand, "This big brother is not nonsense. There are iron marriages and bronze marriages. Iron marriages are the 6th anniversary of marriage and bronze marriages are the 7th anniversary."
The radiographer scratched his head and said, "I didn't expect that there is really?"
"Well, from the first anniversary to the end, there are corresponding names and meanings. Once: paper marriage, cloth marriage, sheep cloth marriage, silk marriage, wooden marriage, iron marriage, copper marriage, electrical appliance marriage, pottery marriage, tin marriage--"
"I'm dizzy!" Gu Yating interrupted, "Li Fan, hurry up and what song do you want to sing, let's practice quickly!"
Li Fan thought for a moment, "Let's "Sweet Honey", the influence and sense of the times of this song are unparalleled. Come and practice singing."
Finally, Li Fan’s most troublesome link was reached. How could Gu Yating try not to go out of tune? This is a basically unsolvable problem.
Other girls have a really high sugar content when singing "Sweet Honey", but this girl can sing the sweet, bitter, spicy and salty!
"?Sweet,
You smile sweetly,
It’s like flowers blooming in the spring breeze!”
"Stop, stop, stop," Li Fan thought for a while, "find you a vocal teacher!"
"Oh, why don't we sing one by one, let's sing together, you can take me with you."
"Haha, I don't know who will take whom then, and you will be 100% betrayed into the ditch."
Facts have proved that Li Fan’s concerns are completely correct!
At noon the next day, a group drove into the Sishui Nursing Home.
At this time, the truck pulling the fruit had just arrived.
After getting off the car, Li Fan rolled up his sleeves and began to carry boxes of fruits down. Gu Yating also came to help, but her strength could only cause trouble.
After removing all the fruit boxes, the two of them came to the activity center under the dean's guidance. At this time, the room was already full of sixty-year-old people.
The dean smiled and said, "Today, Li Fan and Gu Yating are here to visit everyone, and everyone welcomes you with applause."
Amid the applause, the two walked into the middle of the stage, showing a sense of uneasiness.
What are you talking about? You have no experience with strangers.
Gu Yating took the lead and bowed to the audience and said, "Hello, grandparents, I am Gu Yating."
Li Fan also bowed and said, "Hello, grandparents, I am Li Fan."
"I'm very happy to come here to visit everyone today!"
To be continued...