Chapter 246 Li Fan's Miracle Performance(2/3)
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0!
Wang Nan simulated the pause sound: "Didi, the opponent's contestant, time is up!"
The 4 are already good. In this noisy environment, there is a time limit for thinking, which is very good.
Lin Xiaofeng herself was not very satisfied. She thought to herself that if she calmed down, she could write a lot.
"Li Fan, ready, I'm going to get the right thing! Everything is renewed, New Year's love gifts are preserved, the sheep's hair is splashed ink, the Spring Festival couplet is beautiful, as beautiful as an antelope hanging its horns!"
The first couplet of Lin Xiaofeng is very particular. In addition to connecting the beginning and end, there are also two allusions: Ai Li Huan Sheep and Antelope hanging horns, which are many difficulties, especially in this environment.
Li Fan still smiled faintly, then raised a finger and said loudly: "Three Yangs open to Tai, Tai Yu has pearls and jade, and the poetic atmosphere of jade liquid hook is strange, as strange as good jade produces smoke!"
Lin Xiaofeng was about to analyze right or wrong when she heard this, but Li Fan just fell out, and the next couplet blurted out again, leaving no time for herself to react.
Li Fan raised his two fingers and said, "Thousands of families enter treasures, the land of treasures dances with wind, cranes fly, crane feathers fly, flowers and grains are abundant, and the elixirs are abundant!"
As soon as this couplet fell, I would like to have another couplet. Li Fan said, "Thousands of sails pass by, and the whole year knocks on the mountain and shakes the tiger. The tiger's tail is strictly tracked and the law is strictly prevented from being involved in the tiger's skin!"
All the onlookers stared at the handsome face with wide eyes. Everyone didn't have time to appreciate Li Fan's conversation, but he had already blurted out three second couplets. Don't you Li Fan need to think? Even if you don't have to think, can you leave a little time to think, so that you can taste the wonderful couplet of your second couplet!
What shocked everyone was that Li Fan's mouth had not stopped since it was opened, and his fingers were raised one by one.
Apart from the exclamation words "Wow," everyone has basically no other words to express their current mood.
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After comparing the gesture of "8", Li Fan said: "Thousands of doors bid farewell to the old age, sails and waves are blowing, flowers are blooming under the waves, and the world is prosperous, and prosperity is like huge waves running through the clouds!"
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The 12th second couplet, Li Fan: "Eight sounds chant the ancients, and in ancient times, the horses were praised by wise ministers. The horses were stances and long and the sounds were as long as the horses were singing in autumn!"
When he talked about the 12th second couplet in one breath, Li Fan finally stopped. He looked at the deadly silence around him, and the freshmen who had three layers inside and three layers outside around him, and then looked at Lin Xiaofeng, whose eyes were already bigger than glasses, and he asked, "Is it enough?"
Lin Xiaofeng was really scared. How could she be so fun? Is this a couplet or reading poetry according to the textbook? You said 12 consecutive words, brother, is the couplet produced in mass with you?
Normal people can't do it at all!
This kind of couplet is difficult for other students, and even needs to be thought about repeatedly, but it is too simple for Li Fan.
Seeing that Lin Xiaofeng did not reply immediately, he said, "That's not enough, I'll have another 6!"
Li Fan did what he said, and started to snore again:
"Everyone is eliminated from all directions, and the old year is to edit and release horses. The horse's head is to follow the ancient road, and to be an old horse to know the way!"
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"All heroes compete for the deer, the country is stable and the country is stable, the country is selfless and the society is harmonious, and harmony can enrich the country and strengthen the army!"
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After another 6 pairs of couplets, Li Fanshu breathed out and said, "126, there are 18 second couplets in total, I'll give you 18 company. Are you still comparing?"
No one answered the scene, and everyone couldn't understand how Li Fan did it. This... your brain's reaction speed is too fast, and normal people can't do it at all.
Li Fan is a liar. He clearly said he would not scare these freshmen, but look at what about your promise?
This is a completely unsolvable question. Who made his head turn much faster than others, and his stomach was full of infinite precipitation of Chinese studies. Anyone who lacked one of them would not have a "miracle" like Li Fan in the eyes of everyone.
Li Fan asked Lin Xiaofeng again: "Is there any comparison?"
"Uh..." Lin Xiaofeng stuttered.
Li Fan looked at Gu Yating in military green clothes again, "Where are you?"
Gu Yating is so angry, what does it have to do with me today?
She learned her lesson today. In order to avoid making a fool of herself in front of everyone, she was only responsible for watching the fun from beginning to end and never talked about it. She had a long scroll of Li Fan's "abuse history" of her!
After a moment of silence, Ma Qiang shouted as if he was injected with chicken blood: "Is there any comparison?"
The boys quickly shouted together in a very rhythmic manner:
"Is it still a comparison!"
"Is it still a comparison!"
"Is it still a comparison!"
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What a big deal, how do you compare? Today we have gained some knowledge. It was the first time we heard of infinite couplets and the first time we saw infinite couplets with this rhythm. At this time, they had another sentence to Li Fan: Brother, is your couplet cabbage?
The girls shook their heads and were convinced. They always knew that Li Fan was awesome, but they all learned about it through various programs. After seeing it on the spot today, they were really awesome! It was not something that a young woman could do!
The sisters were completely impressed by Li Fan's talent at this time, and then they looked like peach blossoms and said one after another:
"So handsome!"
"Such handsome!"
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The "handsome" here really doesn't mean the appearance, really!
"Li Fan, I'll give you a few, please check it out, will you make it?"
Everyone became quiet as soon as they heard this, and it turned out that the vice principal was also here to join in the fun.
The vice principal said: "My first couplet is 'tear'. Why did I post this first couplet? It's because I saw your performance just now and felt like tears are filled with my eyes. Genius! A true genius!"
Everyone applauded and expressed their deep agreement.
This is a one-character couplet, which belongs to the category of "ruthless opposition". This seems simple, and then, if it is neat and clever, it will take some effort.
Li Fan smiled and said, "Principal, you have been awarded too much. My second couplet is 'Po'."
The left half of the "tear" and "po", respectively are "water" and "earth", which belong to the five elements, while the right half of the "eye" and "skin" belong to the human organs. The two nouns are opposite, and they are very beautiful pairs of words.
The vice principal pondered for a moment and said in surprise: "Miscellaneous! Wonderful! Well, I'll increase the difficulty. This one-word couplet has been circulating for a long time. The ancients used 'Bai' to 'Mo'. Today I will issue the first couplet 'Mo' to see what surprises you can give me!"
Li Fan also saw this one-word couplet in his previous life, but in this time and space, only the "mo" and "bo" were passed down.
‘Ink’ and ‘Cypress’, ‘Black’ vs. ‘White’, with the opposite color; ‘Earth’ vs. ‘Wood’ belongs to the five elements, which is a good couplet.
However, this "Mo" has the most classic method of countermeasures in this time and space.
Li Fan smiled and said, "What do you think, the word 'quan'?"
"Fun? Hiss!"
As soon as the word "quan" came out, the eyes of the onlookers lit up.
‘Black’ vs. ‘white’ and ‘earth’ vs. ‘water’ are both upper and lower structures, which are very skillful.
Xiaoxiao patted her palm, "Beautiful!"
Gu Yating frowned and thought to herself: How did this guy get right?
"Okay! It's better than what's circulated!" The vice principal took the lead and clapped.
There was a warm applause here, while the students who were training in the distance were confused and didn't know what they were doing here.
Not far away:
"What's going on?"
"Tell you, Li Fan righted 18 second couplets in one breath!"
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"Tell you a shocking news. Li Fan has issued 18 second couplets, and it was done in one go, uh...it seems to be done in two gossips!"
"You're nonsense, I won't believe it if I beat you to death!"
"If you don't believe it, go and see it yourself!"
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"Latest news, Li Fan's couplet conquered the vice principal."
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At this time, the vice principal was very interested: "Monks and monks' poems, and talk about the temple because of their poems."
Li Fan smiled and said, "General, General, and establish a position. What do you think?"
The vice principal said happily: "Li Fan, come on, come back to the office with me, and the others will continue military training!"
Li Fan was taken away by the vice principal, and then everyone exclaimed:
"I'll make a big deal, awesome!"
"I am completely convinced by such cheating characters!"
"Genius, this word is used to describe Li Fan's contempt for him!"
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To be continued...