Chapter 245 Punished(1/2)
After the opening ceremony of the freshmen, military training officially began.
After everyone went to the cafeteria for a casual meal, at about one o'clock in the afternoon, all the freshmen changed into military training clothes, and a little military green could be seen everywhere inside and outside the campus.
Military training is conducted by companies alone, usually one department and one company, but because the number of elite classes is too small, 14 boys were assigned to the "company" of the School of Mathematics and Sciences, with a number of 8 Company, and another 16 girls were assigned to the School of Literature, with a number of 16 Company.
Li Fan and the others are a female instructor in the 8th Company. They all say that women are made of water and are gentle and considerate. However, this female instructor is definitely made of mercury. She has obvious symptoms of mercury poisoning: depression, irritability, prone to excitement, anxiety and hyperfunction!
Well, kidding, it's not that serious, but definitely not a trace of gentleness.
For example, the "meeting gift" on the first day really gave the boys a full warning!
In the dormitory 8306, after the female instructor Wu Xianan demonstrated the folding of quilts for Li Fan and others, she turned around and asked more than 20 students watching, and asked, "Have you learned it?"
"Learn from the instructor!"
"It's too simple, get it done!"
"Just look at it, it will satisfy you 100%.
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Wu Xianan nodded, "Okay! Let's be here tonight. To check the housework tomorrow morning, there is a little unqualified in the dormitory. I will let you go with it! Military training will officially begin at noon tomorrow, and your hard days are coming!"
After Wu Xianan finished speaking, she turned around and left with great pride.
Ma Qiang looked at Wu Xianan's delicate figure, pursed his lips, and whispered: "Our instructor has such a good figure, it's just too fierce."
Wang Chuan blinked his eyes: "It's really too 'breast'!"
Ding Long also said: "After entering our dormitory, there is no smile at all. Look at the instructors from other departments, some of them are bragging with students!"
Li Fan said: "Come on, just press the quilt. I will tell you if there is no such quilt!"
Li Fan's quilt has never been covered from beginning to end. After covering the white quilt, he put it directly into the cabinet. Because normally, the new quilt will become fluffy after covering it, and it will be more difficult to fold the tofu cubes.
Li Fan also told his roommates about his thoughts, but no one cared about it, so there was nothing he could do. You just spend more time. Who made you ignore the experience of Li Fan, a person who has experienced it?
Following the instructor's guidance, everyone finally folded into various tofu pieces that they couldn't bear to look at. They looked at the photos on the Internet and their finished products, but after repeated modifications, they still had the same virtue.
In order to thin the quilt, everyone has a lot of tricks. Some have sat the folded quilt under their butts, some have lifted the cabinet and stuffed the quilt in. Of course, some have honestly followed the instructor's guidance, but some have gone astray.
At this time, a comedy competition program was playing on the TV. A well-known comedian was implanting sketches in the advertisement. At this time, the music suddenly became sad. Li Fan hurriedly said: "Hurry, slutty, broadcasting station, it's going to turn into a tragedy!"
Nowadays, this kind of sketches is like this. Not to mention the advertisements, but the ending is a touching scene. It seems that if you don’t do the sketches like this, you will not be in depth and not be high-end.
I don’t know that these comedians have never started from the audience’s perspective. Everyone was very happy, but in the end they felt so sank. Aren’t they depressed?
After Li Fan answered a call, he turned around and went out. As soon as he left, Ding Long returned to the dormitory and said excitedly: "Comrades, there is a good way to make the quilt thinner, and there is no need to press the quilt!"
"What's the solution?"
"Inject water into the quilt! This one is 100% useful. When the quilt is tide, it will naturally become thinner and easy to shape. Someone in other dormitories have done this, and the effect is very, very obvious!"
"Let's go, let's visit!"
After going to other dormitories to learn from the scriptures, Ma Qiang returned to the dormitory. After removing the cover of the quilt, he spread the quilt flat on two computer desks, and then evenly sprinkled the water full of the cup on it.
It seems not enough!
He took the basin to the water room and fed half a basin of water, then poured it on the quilt many times, and finally got it done.
Putting on the cover of the quilt and folding the quilt again, Ma Qiang said excitedly: "Wow, tofu cube!"
Others were still hesitating.
"Is this violation?"
"It shouldn't be a violation, there are no regulations!"
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After Li Fan walked out of the dormitory building, he came directly to the basketball court not far away. The call was called by Gu Yating.
It was already 10 o'clock in the evening. There was no one else on the basketball court except for the girl wearing a basketball skirt slapping the ball with her hands. The basketball court was surrounded by green trees, and occasionally I could hear the joy of the freshmen in the dormitory building. Apart from that, only the slightly dim street lights were left.
Li Fan leaned slightly beside the wire door of the basketball court, looking at Gu Yating, who was stumbled on the basketball with her ponytail and "stumbling" on the basketball, and a smile appeared on her face.
Gu Yating patted, barely leaving her hands in control, but the ball suddenly hit a small stone and then collapsed away with a bang.
Bang! Bang! Bang... Gululu!
Gu Yating jogged happily and chased after her. She raised her beautiful eyes slightly and suddenly found that Li Fan was right in front of him, so she hurriedly said: "Stop it, stop it."
Li Fan smiled slightly, leaned over gently, picked it up with his hands, then walked forward a few steps to reach a place one step away from the three-point line, raised his hand and shot it casually, and the ball drew a perfect curve in the night sky.
Swish!
Enter the Internet.
"So amazing, you can vote for another one."
Li Fan waved his hand, "Go, caddie, pick up the ball."
Gu Yating curled her lips, trotted over and picked up the ball, and then threw the ball towards Li Fan with great force.
Li Fan took it in his hand and raised his knife again, "Swish!" and hollow again.
Swish swish swish swish!
After five consecutive hollow balls, Li Fan stopped shooting. He thought to himself that he was lucky today, with a 100% shooting percentage, so he couldn't show off any more.
Gu Yating didn't allow him to shoot again because the caddie couldn't run anymore.
"Li Fan, teach me!"
Li Fan said: "You can put on a pose for me to see!"
"oh!"
Gu Yating held the basketball in both hands, imitated Li Fan's shooting, bent her knees and raised her chest and said, "How is it?"
Li Fan's eyes lit up and he said, "Put your butt!"
Gu Yating used force, "How is it, is it standard?"
"Uh...just again!"
Gu Yating lifted her buttocks, "Isn't that okay?"
Li Fan said lustfully: "Go again!"
Gu Yating shook her head and looked at Li Fan with a naive look on her face, "Can't you stick out?" She suddenly felt something was wrong with Li Fan's expression, so she suddenly woke up and directly smashed the basketball at Li Fan, "Pervert!"
"What a pervert, nonsense, I'll show you," Li Fan picked up the basketball and started to move, "Bend your knees, stick your butt, raise your chest and raise your head, see clearly? Do it again, and I'll see if you're standard."
Gu Yating took the basketball and continued to move, and then saw Li Fan's lustful gaze staring at her up and down. She stamped her feet and said, "Li Fan, put away your eyes! Why don't I be angry!"
"Okay!" Li Fan immediately closed his eyes tightly.
Gu Yating laughed, this person is so annoying!
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It was 11 o'clock in the evening. When Li Fan returned to the dormitory, he saw the ultra-thin tofu cube on the computer desk at a glance, so he shouted: "Who asked you to fill the quilt with water?"
Ma Qiang said happily: "I learned from dormitory 8319. A boy said that it was his experience taught by his cousin, who was a junior in Beijing Science and Technology."
Li Fan was so angry that he had toothache, "What a big deal, aren't you going to be so dying? Who else has poured water into our dormitory?"
Wang Nan shook his head: "Brother Fan, I dare not!"
Wang Chuan also shook his head.
At this time, Ding Long's voice sounded from the door: "Li Zi, let me go, your brother Long is going to make tofu."
Li Fan turned around and saw Ding Long walked in carefully with a basin of water.
"You guys poured the water!"
Ding Long said blankly: "Why?"
"Why? Instructors are all old fryers. People can understand these tricks at a glance. As for whether to expose them or not, you can see whether they are strict or not. But do you think our big-breasted instructors are not strict? It's over!"
Li Fan turned around to inspect the other two dormitories. Fortunately, Jiang Jian, who was only 8307, was also flooded with water.
After repeated orders, Li Fan returned to the dormitory and saw that Ma Qiang was in a terrifying stage at this time.
"Brother Fan, what should I do?"
"There's no way, bet on luck!"
Obviously, this luck does not belong to them.
The next morning, Instructor Wu took the lead in checking at 8307. She walked into the room and glanced at the quilt that was obviously thinner than others. Then she walked over with a big stride, raised her hand and her face changed suddenly.
Li Fan was beside Instructor Wu, and instantly smelled the burning of gunpowder thread. He looked back at Ma Qiang who was looking inside at the door, thinking you were finished.
Instructor Wu's face was deep, he walked directly to the windowsill, opened the screen, then pulled Jiang Jian's quilt from the bed, and threw it out of the window with a "swoosh".
With a snap, Instructor Wu's eyes swept across the crowd, which immediately scared everyone to the point of trembling.
Jiang Jian had excellent grades since childhood and was extremely good, and was spoiled by others. He never accepted such "humiliation". His eyes turned red and he shouted: "Instructor Wu, you don't respect people!"
Instructor Wu glared with his eyebrows: "If you want others to respect you, you must first respect yourself! Deduct 5 points and go to the playground to run around!"
Li Fan quickly picked up the notebook and wrote Jiang Jian out of the past.
"Who else has poured water into the quilt?"
To be continued...