Chapter 239(1/2)
After staying in the countryside for five days, Li Fan's family was about to return to the city that day.
After these few days of relative leisure, Li Fan's busy life is about to begin again.
In the past few days, Li Fan suddenly realized that life in the countryside is indeed suitable for vacations and staying for a few days occasionally. Except for the kang that is a little harder and a little more inconvenient to use the toilet, etc., the others are quite good.
Next time, Li Fan had already planned to bring a thick mattress, then bring a barbecue stove, charcoal, buy enough meat, and bring enough brazers.
Then under the stars in the sky, I sucked skewers and blew the night breeze. This life is so pleasant!
When the relatives were just asking you to be safe on the road, Li Fan glanced at him and suddenly found that Jelly moved into the warehouse with a quick step. He followed him and saw that Jelly was using the power of wilderness to move the brazier.
How can the scoops shake big trees?
Li Fan smiled and said, "This is too old. It grows on the ground and cannot be moved!"
"Then, what should I do if I bake potatoes? Then I need popcorn!" Jelly looked at the bellows next to me again.
This is just a small bandit who entered the village to rob.
To be honest, Li Fan, the big bandit, also wanted to get this very old popcorn machine, but the car couldn't fit it!
"I'll ask my uncle to find a car to take our house in a while, so there's no hurry!" said the big bandit.
The jelly ran out again and wanted to catch chickens.
My aunt came over at this time and smiled when she saw this, "This child, what I think about is playing and eating every day. Aunt has prepared it for you, Nuo, Xiaoshu, see."
Jelly looked at the two dead chickens in her aunt's hand, sucked her nose and said, "How can you ring when you die? How can you use your brother as an alarm clock!"
Everyone laughed and laughed.
The car left the village with the waves of relatives and headed towards the national highway.
Li's mother said that this brother and sister were a pair of bandits, and they didn't lose anything in the countryside. When they saw it, they seemed to see a treasure, especially Li Fan, who was not reserved at all as an adult.
Li Fan didn't think so. Some things have no value, but they are full of mottled old times and memories that are like passing years.
Jelly doesn't think so. This is her new world, full of strangeness and unknowns.
After returning home, Li Fan immediately lay on the bed and carefully felt Simmons' comfort. After only an hour, he began his journey to the banquet.
The school entrance banquet, also known as the "wealth banquet", is held in Giesen Province, after the college entrance examination, basically all those who have been admitted to college must be held once. The family takes the opportunity to hug the money that has been paid for over the years.
Of course, students don’t have to spend a penny at the banquet, they just join in the fun.
In the next week, Li Fan basically had a school entrance banquet every day, and he also took the opportunity to have fun with his classmates.
The university is about to start soon, and many of them have booked their air tickets and have gathered in the last few days.
This Saturday, Niu Ben's school entrance banquet finally ended. Niu Ben's tongue was drank. Li Fan dragged him home, threw it on the bed, and then sat straight on the sofa and gasped.
It's so damn heavy! If this grandson gets fat in the future, his weight will probably be as good as a pig!
"Xiaofan, come and help my aunt find the bill!"
"Okay! I just like to order the account!"
The three of them sat together, Niu Dad was holding a computer to prepare to count, Niu Mom was happily dismantling the red envelope, while Li Fan was holding the accounting gift book and waved his signature pen to prepare for the dragon and phoenix dance.
Niu Ma began to recite:
"Cheng Long, 500 yuan!"
"Sun Li, 200!"
"He Xin, 300!"
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As the last red envelope was opened, Li Fan wrote.
Dad Niu smiled and said, "There are a total of 63,500 yuan, give me the money, I'll save it later."
Niu Ma said happily: "I finally recovered my blood. I can't get enough money for the past few years!"
Li Fan frowned and said, "Uncle, isn't it right? I think it should be 64,000, right?"
Dad Niu shook his head: "No, no, no, can I make a mistake with this calculator?"
"Uncle, please do it again."
Niu Ma also said: "Damn, do it again, Li Fan's head is better than your calculator. The world record is here. This is artificial intelligence. You are just a 25-plus calculator. Can you compare artificial intelligence?"
"Then I'm calculating!" Dad Niu pressed the calculator again and said in surprise: "Hey, it's really haha, 64,000, I'm really missing."
Niu Ma gave him a blank look and said to Li Fan: "Xiaofan, why don't you hold a school banquet?"
"My family wants to do it, but I'm afraid it's too annoying. There are so many things to do, so forget it."
Niu Dad said: "Yes, you want to hold a school banquet, this leader, that celebrity, this reporter and that paparazzi can make the school banquet into a state guest banquet. But we still have to have a family gathering."
"You Uncle Niu, I want to take the opportunity to play mahjong with your dad!"
Dad Niu stood up and said, "Okay, I'll go to the ATM downstairs to deposit the money!"
"I'll go with my uncle."
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The two walked into the elevator. As soon as the elevator door was closed, Niu Dad kicked Li Fan, "Baby, what are you talking nonsense?"
"Uh...what's wrong?" Li Fan stared at innocent eyes and was confused.
"I finally found an opportunity to secretly pay some private money, but I asked you guys to mess with me. Damn, you little beast, you're so angry!"
"Ah, so that's it. The married men are indeed sad!" Li Fan nodded with sympathy.
Dad Niu curled his lips, "Your dad is not as good as me. I remember when you were not married, your dad and I were burning boilers in the hospital. We were handsome, handsome, and handsome. I was a little better than your dad. At that time, many young nurses were very fond of us..."
Li Fan grinned his teeth and laughed. This line was exactly the same as Old Li.
Oh by the way, Lao Li was also talking about this line at home at this time.
In the Li family’s living room, the TV had just finished playing Beijing TV news, and the clock hand on the wall just passed 7:30.
Dad Li sat on the sofa holding the jelly, bragging happily: "Don't believe it. Lao Niu knew the situation best at that time. If you don't believe it, please ask Lao Niu if it was the coolest thing in the hospital at that time! Especially me! What a pity, time is a killer!"
While mopping the floor, Li said, "Just blow it! Don't look in the mirror and look at your pig-backed, short legs? Pay attention to watching the TV, don't miss it."
On TV, the advertisement for "Let's Love" suddenly appeared, and Jelly shouted happily: "Dad, look! Mom, here you go!"
The whole family sat in front of the TV, staring at the TV screen without blinking.
Not only the Li family, but also the entire community, all the TVs of every household were broadcast on Jisen Satellite TV, and they were even more focused than waiting for the annual Spring Festival Gala.
Within half an hour, multiple groups of celebrity "couples" pilot films were broadcast over and over again. The countdown to the start of the program was in the upper right corner of the screen, and the numbers kept jumping. The variety show that the people had been looking forward to was finally on the screen.
Just arrived at eight o'clock, and the program officially began in a romantic music. At the same time, every household heard joyful laughter through the windows.
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"Dad, what is Lao Ding?"
"This is a very old graffiti game. Dad teaches you how to draw!"
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"This couple is so funny, it makes people laugh and cry!"
"Oh, it's early to get married! Give me another chance, I'll designate that I can't marry you like this!"
"Oh my god, it's so interesting. If you don't marry someone like me, you'll marry someone like Li Fan! You don't have to think about someone like Li Fan. You have to be like Gu Yating to match it!"
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"Daughter, you should fall in love."
"Yeah, I want to find you a son-in-law like Li Fan!"
"No, don't, then when will we see you marry?"
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On the TV screen, a young man and woman happily argued with each other, meeting storm, men's commandments, pendulum and other laughs everywhere, igniting the joyful atmosphere of each family, especially in the last scene, when Li Fan hung Gu Yating on the basket, the audience laughed so hard that they slapped their thighs.
Only Li Fan can do such a thing. Are you in love or are you pulling a girl's pigtails like a primary school student?
At the final interview session, the audience was moved. In the cheerful laughter, too many girls' meticulous thoughts and "love begins" with a boy.
During the entire show, the Li Fan and Gu Yating part soon ended and moved to the next group of celebrity partners.
Every household is full of "dissatisfaction":
"It's over, it's over? Waiting for so long, it's so short?"
"Oh, this next group is a completely outdated star combination, it's boring."
"The show is too short and not enough at all. Giesen TV is too unauthentic!"
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Each episode of this variety show is 1 and a half hours, which is the standard variety show duration. There are three groups of guests in the first episode. The group Li Fan/Gu Yating is actually the longest, and it was edited into 38 minutes, while the other two groups are 25 minutes and 23 minutes respectively.
However, the audience felt that the other two groups were delaying endlessly, and they always felt that they were longer than Li Fan and Gu Yating.
To be continued...