Chapter 212 Rain Man Appears(1/2)
The new bookmarking ceremony officially began at 8 a.m.
Li Fan really didn't know what to do when he stood up for Xiaoxiao. Xiaoxiao held the microphone and talked to the fans about the creation of new poetry. After sharing his insights, Li Fan got up and said some irrelevant scenes amid the cheers.
The new bookmarks officially start at 8:00.
Fans bought books one by one, then lined up to Xiaoxiao, opened the collection of poems, waiting for Xiaoxiao's handwritten autograph.
The first reader was a die-hard fan of Xiaoxiao. After she put the collection of poems on the table, she asked for a special request: "Can you write a blessing?"
Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "What kind of blessings?"
"I wish Xiaoxin and I will grow old together and be together forever."
puff!
Li Fan couldn't help laughing. He raised his head and looked at the little girl in school uniform. The clothes were written with the five words "Supervision Experimental Primary School". Look at the girl's appearance is just like the fifth and sixth grades of elementary school.
What a fuss? This early love is really too early. Li Fan instantly felt that he was abandoned by the times.
Xiaoxiao was also confused. I couldn’t sign this. Isn’t this a joke?
Seeing this, Li Fan took the poetry collection and said, "I'll sign it for you!"
Then a line of handsome fonts fell: Jinshui Tangtang, a long story for you.
After the little girl got it in her hand, she couldn't quite understand it for a moment, so she left with the book in confusion. She probably would soon know that this was the last sentence of a breakup poem, Zhuo Wenjun's "Song of White Heads".
It’s a very good translation, it’s: I’ll break up with you after seeing this Taotao Jinshui.
Xiaoxiao knocked Li Fan on the back of the head with her pen, "You kid, you love to make trouble. When the little girl comes home and knows the meaning, can't she be so angry that she cries?"
“It’s too early.”
Xiaoxiao said: "Let's love begin to begin."
Li Fan originally wanted to ask when you fell in love, but so many people couldn't ask.
The next signing session is very busy. I asked for some blessings and some famous quotes and some other requirements. There are quite a lot of requirements.
Li Fan was not idle either. As soon as Xiaoxiao finished writing, the book was handed directly to Li Fan. They were all famous people. Xiaoxiao's fans thought to yourself, don't sit by the side and stay idle.
And those who came to Li Fan are not polite.
For example, after this boy handed the collection of poems in his hand to Xiaoxiao, his eyes were staring at Li Fan beside Xiaoxiao with a strong smile. As soon as Xiaoxiao signed it, he immediately picked up the book and walked to Li Fan and said, "Li Fan, I am your loyal fan, a super fan, a brainless fan. Please write a few more words, thank you."
For example, this lady was even more direct. After buying the poetry collection, she went directly over Xiaoxiao and came straight to Li Fan, and said excitedly: "Li Fan, I finally saw you."
Li Fan nodded, "Thank you for your kindness."
The woman opened her arms and said, "Hug."
Li Fan had no choice but to get up and hug him.
The girl almost fainted happily. After asking for the autograph, she happily walked to one side.
Xiaoxiao saw this scene and thought to herself, whose new book was signed for sale?
Xiaoxiao is somewhat embarrassed, but more of it is gratifying. After all, Li Fan is considered half of his student. Students have such great appeal, and those who are also very happy to be teachers.
The signing lasted for a long time until it was finally over at 3 pm because the books were sold out.
But Li Fan looked outside the door and the team seemed to be longer than before, and countless people were calling their names.
After thanking the fans repeatedly, Xiaoxiao ended the signing party. Accompanied by the staff, the two took the elevator to the office upstairs for a short rest.
Xiaoxiao said while drinking tea: "Li Fan, more than half of your grades today are counted on you. Tell me, how can I reward you?"
Li Fan thought for a while and said, "Just talk about the first love you have.
"You're gossipy!"
"You are not gossiping and indifferent to a young man. Tell me, which teacher or student did you first fall in love with?"
Xiaoxiao held up her cheeks and looked out the window, as if she had fallen into the vortex of memories in an instant. The leaves on the branches outside the window rustled and gradually became blurred.
She murmured: "It must be my physical education teacher."
"Who else?"
"No!"
"Impossible. The elementary school people have finished talking about it. Let's talk about junior high school, high school, college, and now, right, especially now!"
Xiaoxiao gave him a blank look, "Can I chat with you little kid? Among the men I know, oh, please consider you a little man for the time being. Among the men I know, you are the most gossipy. Oh, by the way, aren't you studying new textual research? Then you can study the text, when did this "gossip" escape?"
"Well," Li Fan scratched his head, "I can only tell you the general source of this 'gossip'. I haven't verified it, nor have I had time to verify everything, right?
There are many sources of the word "gossip" in modern times:
One theory: In order to increase business in the Republic of China, some teahouses placed various gossips on the exterior walls of the museum in the shape of the gossip, and the name of gossip came from this.
The second saying: "Bagua" should have originated from Cantonese. In Cantonese, the original meaning of "Bagua" is to spread rumors and ramble.
Three: Gossip is equivalent to "stripping off the jacket". That is, taking off the other party's clothes and exposing them.
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Bashu: The origin of the title of "Gagua" is when Xiangjiang huang sex books and magazines were published in the early years, and the photos were published on the cover. Due to the law and social morality, they had to post "Gagua" pictures on key areas. Small gossip pictures have a mosaic effect. This type of magazine that reports on the content of celebrities' private lives is also named, "Gagua" slowly uses people's privacy, spread rumors, etc.."
Xiaoxiao stared at Li Fan with her eyes squinted, thinking that Teacher Li is Teacher Li, why do you know everything? This is simply an encyclopedia than an encyclopedia.
Xiaoxiao's sword was arbitrary. Seeing that there was no one in the rest room, she lowered her voice and said, "Then tell me why you call the woman an aunt?"
puff!
Li Fan laughed and said, "Where are these things that follow!"
Xiaoxiao's face turned red in an instant. She looked at the door again. Seeing that there was no outsider, she felt relieved. She swore that she just asked casually, thinking that it was difficult for Li Fan, but she didn't expect that she had a taste of question.
Li Fan smiled and said, "Famous poet! Lecturer of Peking University! Do you have such a heavy taste?"
Xiaoxiao regrets this, but since you ask, you have to slap your face and be fat. "Li Fan, you can't know or not answer, but this is a healthy topic. You can't look at it with tinted glasses. For example, a certain piece of news said that a man bought sanitary napkins for his girlfriend and was scolded by a woman as a pervert. What do you think?"
"This is normal. If you need it, I will go downstairs and buy it for you. In fact, people with healthy hearts will think that this is no different from a nosebleed!"
A nosebleed?
What is this metaphor?
Xiaoxiao sighed deeply, thinking to herself, this kid Li Fan, sometimes speaking can make you laugh and cry.
Li Fan glanced out of the door and after confirming that there were no outsiders, he was ready to start popularizing knowledge:
"I'll tell you together. First of all, 'aunt' is also called 'menorrhea', why is it called 'menorrhea'? This is called after the founding of China.
It is said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, men and women must work and work. However, the reasons for female friends' own structure are often painful when they come, so the organization "was allowed leave as usual and pays as usual". Later, "was allowed leave as usual" was simply called "male leave."
Xiaoxiao nodded and asked, "Where is the 'aunt'?"
"You are easy to learn," Li Fan smiled and continued: "As a woman, I don't know why I call my husband an aunt, and I blush for you. I'll explain it to you.
It was said that one day, a little girl had her first menstruation. She looked down and said puzzledly: 'Huh?', and then nervously shouted 'Mom!!'. Over time, the more spread it became, and 'Auntie' came from this."
Xiaoxiao nodded, "So that's how it looks."
Li Fan smiled and said, "Of course not, I'm teasing you. Actually, there are too many statements and they are not reliable. Some people say that "aunt" refers to the origin of menstruation in the Han Dynasty.
It is said that there was a girl named Jiaer in the Han Dynasty. Her parents died when she was young, so she lived with her aunt. She fell in love with a scholar named Li. The two of them often dated secretly. Every time they were about to have a bit of affection at home, they often heard footsteps of their aunt coming home. So every time the girl would say, "Auntie is here, you hide quickly!"
Later, the two got married and on a happy night, it happened that the girl had a period of menstruation, but out of subtlety, the girl had to say: "No, my aunt is here." So, this sentence slowly spread.
There is another saying…”
Xiaoxiao sat aside and listened carefully, her body unconsciously leaning towards Li Fan.
Well, another quiet and elegant girl was led by Li Fan to go astray.
Cruff, door opens.
The store manager and staff walked into the room and asked, "Oh, what are the two teachers talking about? They are so dedicated."
Xiaoxiao's cheeks were slightly red, Li Fan was calm and said with a smile: "Isn't that right? I told Sister Xiaoxiao that the signing program would not have to be so time-consuming. Just learn from other celebrities, make a seal, and press the seal directly on the book."
The store manager had to arrange two "teachers" to have dinner. "Teacher Li" had something to do and refused. Teacher Xiaoxiao asked for advice if she had something to do, but she had no time.
Xiaoxiao wanted to "seek advice" and the opinions of modern poetry creation. The object of this consultation was naturally "Teacher Li" in front of him, but Xiaoxiao changed the saying, called discussion with each other.
After the two returned to the hotel, they gathered together and talked all night long, talking about ancient poetry to foreign poetry, and then about modern and contemporary poetry to return to China.
Li Fan sat on the sofa and said, "It is difficult to create poetry in China. It is not only necessary to learn from ancient poems and get rid of the constraints. It is very difficult. It also requires the cash concepts and methods of foreign poetry creation. It is integrated with our local culture. There are basically no such good poets. There are many Chinese poets, but few who really deserve the title of poet. If you want to pass on the ages, there are not more than 10 people in the past one hundred years..."
Xiaoxiao looked at Li Fan quietly, with a smile on her lips, as if the beautiful hair of a waterfall was gently placed on her collarbone, revealing a hint of lazy sexiness.
Li Fan was looked at and asked, "What's wrong?"
Xiaoxiao withdrew her gaze and said, "It's nothing, I think about it anymore. Which professor at Peking University is qualified to teach you."
"No, no, no," Li Fan shook his head repeatedly, "Learning is endless, Confucius said, "There must be my teacher when I walk through three people, and I am still far from it."
Xiaoxiao shook her head and said, "I haven't found any weaknesses in you, Li Fan."
"Is that so? Then tomorrow you accompany me to the Gongsu Radio and Television Center and visit the "The Brainiest" column team. Then you can see if I still have weaknesses."
"Aren't you here to participate in "The Little Famous Chinese Studies"?"
To be continued...