Chapter 208: True and False Ji Xiaolan(1/2)
Li Fan was actually surprised that so many students were squeezed into this small classroom today.
Except for some students in the third grade of high school students, half of them came to the first and second graders of high school. We don’t know how many of them are chasing stars under the guise of learning.
On the podium, Li Fan waved chalk and wrote a line of big characters: analysis of five basic sentence structures. Then, he continued to draw tree-shaped illustrations.
In the audience, some students wrote quickly and recorded quickly, while the other part took a mobile phone and took photos of Li Fan. It can be seen that there are still a large number of fans here to "make up the numbers".
On the stage, Li Fan said: "I have a rumor about the division of sentence components. If you memorize it, you will get twice the result with half the effort. Please remember it."
After Li Fan said that, he wrote down this rumor on the blackboard:
The master is in front, which means being in the middle, object, and adverbial are behind.
The phrase is subject and object, after the attribution, before the attribution.
The objects are directly connected, straight, and to, for connection.
The object is located behind the object, and the terrain is often before the time.
After Li Fan finished writing, he began to pace with his hands behind his back, but suddenly, he suddenly looked up: "Don't take a picture with your phone!"
Teacher Zhong outside the window was shocked and quickly put away his cell phone that was lifted in the air.
indoor.
"I've said it many times. There is a big reason why you have poor English grades because of laziness. If you don't copy them by hand, I won't talk about it."
Teacher Zhong suddenly realized, oh, I didn’t talk about myself.
When Teacher Zhong returned to the office and saw Teacher Cheng indoors, he said excitedly: "I found that Li Fan is not only good at studying in China, but also very unique in English. He gives lessons to backward students in a classroom on the third floor every evening during self-study. Let's go and listen together tomorrow?"
"No matter how unique he is, his English teacher is, so we can make a living. Today I also heard that Li Fan opened an English interest class. Hey, if a child teaches, what are our old teachers going to join in the fun?"
Teacher Zhong asked, "You really won't go?"
"Brother, don't lose the price. Although he is a cultural idol of the school's light, we still have to look like a teacher."
Teacher Zhong sighed, and then had to show him the spoils in his phone.
So, the next night, two English teachers appeared outside the classroom window, and they were both holding mobile phones to steal "important information".
On the indoor podium, Li Fan waved his pen and wrote: "Cleverly remember the plural nouns at the end of f(e).
Here is a rumor:
Half of the leaves are yellow,
My wife took a knife to cut food.
A wolf jumped out from behind the stand.
It's like a robber running for life.
Li Fan said: "How to explain this? Listen to me, leaf (leaf), half (half), self (self), wife (wife), knife (knife), shelf (shelf), wolf (wolf), thief (thief, robber), and life (life) are changed to plural, and -f(e) must be changed to v and then -es. Other nouns ending with -f(e) will be directly added to -s to plural."
The students indoors quickly took notes quickly, and outdoors, and took photos on two mobile phones and recorded them quickly.
Li Fan continued to write a line of words on the blackboard: Cleverly remember the noun at the end of f directly adds -s to plural numbers!
The rumor is: on the bay, on the roof,
The leader and slaves looked at each other;
Who says they have no faith?
Evidence is written on handkerchief.
After writing the rumor, Li Fan quickly walked out of the classroom, but saw two English teachers chatting with each other and were walking away in panic:
"Teacher Zhong, how is your class of students doing this time in class?"
"Not ideal, Teacher Cheng, where is your class?"
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Li Fan waved his hand and said, "Two teachers, you guys?"
"Ah, we're passing by!"
"You're busy with yours!"
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The week passed quickly, and there were fewer and fewer students indoors because Niu Benben cleared all his fans and non-high school students, otherwise it would have been too much time. And no teachers appeared outside the classroom again.
Because the corridor outside the classroom is crowded with people, and it is crowded.
Even in the third year of high school, China will give students a day off every Sunday, mainly to wash clothes and add some study and daily necessities for students, so everyone can also relax their brain nerves.
On Sunday, Li Fan made an appointment with Niu Benben in the morning and wanted to give him some small tutoring lessons. In the afternoon, he made an appointment with Gu Yating to accept her tutoring lessons.
When talking about the problem of poor mathematics before, Gu Yating took the initiative to ask Li Fan for tutoring. Although Li Fan was admitted, Li Fan did not give up on the college entrance examination. He also thought of challenging him to see if he could "get the best" in the college entrance examination that he had not won in his previous life.
But Li Fan was once a graduate student at Peking University and had no trouble with mathematics. The reason why he only scored more than 120 points in mathematics last exam is that he was too low-key because he was hiding it?
However, Li Fan did not object, just pretending to be a joke to the little girl.
Niu Benben's English is indeed poor and has no language talent at all. After three hours of teaching alone, Li Fan changed his goal of cultivating simultaneous interpretation to strive for students in difficulty to reach the passing line.
Li Fan put down his pen and said, "That's it. You can consolidate what I taught you first. Let's go to the next step next week."
Niu Benben felt relieved. Although he could feel that Li Fan was more vivid and easy to understand than the teacher, he just looked at the flowers and the moon in the fog. His eyes were always hazy and he could never find the core truth.
Niu Benben stretched out with 12 points of strength, and then turned on the TV. At this moment, Li Fan's tutor came to the door.
"Hello, Teacher Gu!"
"Okay! Today I brought some papers and touch your bottom first!" Gu Yating glanced into the room while changing slippers, and then found that Niu Benben was also there. She said, "Brother Niu is here too?"
"Yating, what are you making trouble? What Teacher Gu?"
Gu Yating sighed and said, "Isn't Li Fan's math too bad? I'm asking me to help me with tutoring, it's annoying to me!"
Li Fan chuckled, not knowing who pestered him to give him a lesson.
Gu Yating took out the test paper from her backpack and placed it on the table. Then she held the snacks in her hand and began to look for the figure of the jelly. "Where is the sister?"
"I'm going to kindergarten!" Li Fan put the fruit plate on the table and then watched the TV.
Jelly still cannot escape this disaster.
On TV, "The Legend of Ji Xiaolan" is playing at this time, which is basically the same as the plot of "Iron-Toothed and Bronze-Toothed Ji Xiaolan" in his previous life.
Several people were watching TV while picking oranges and eating them, laughing out loud from time to time.
Niu Benben said: "This TV series is really classic. It has been replayed many times. It's just that I'm not tired of watching it, but it also increases my knowledge!"
"What knowledge is gaining?" Li Fan started to peel apples casually. "This kind of TV series is just a fool, it's just nonsense, and it seriously distorts history!"
"Hmm? What's wrong?" Niu Benben was puzzled.
Li Fan said: "First of all, the character is wrong. In the TV series, Ji Xiaolan is graceful and gentle, while Heshen is fat and rubbed. However, in the actual situation in history, Ji Xiaolan is a big fat man, while Heshen is a famous handsome man during the Qianlong period. He is proficient in Manchu, Han, Tibetan and other languages, and is especially good at poetry and prose.
Moreover, Ji Xiaolan is not what he said in the TV series at all. Apart from being extremely talented, there is nothing to praise in other aspects."
A big question mark appeared on Niu Benben's head, "No, that's my idol!"
"Then let's take a look at the first thing you do with your idol! First of all, Ji Xiaolan is a severely addicted patient.
"Qixia Pavilion Yecheng" says that Ji Xiaolan has a talent that is beyond ordinary people since childhood. She can see things at night and not control women for a day. She will have skin rupture and her feet will cramp.
"The Record of Insects" also says that Ji Xiaolan claimed to be a wild monster who turned around and did not eat rice. She only used meat as her rice. She had to control several girls a day, enter the court once every five drums, return home once every afternoon, once every evening, and once every time before lying down. It is not a waste of time. Sometimes it is common to be happy and happy.
Once, Ji Xiaolan was ordered to compile the "Siku Quanshu" in the Hanlin Academy. Because of the huge project, Ji Xiaolan and his colleagues worked day and night, and they basically haven't met a woman for several days. If it's an ordinary person, there is no problem. The key is Ji Xiaolan.
Seeing Ji Xiaolan's eyes protruding and red, Qianlong was shocked and asked, "What's wrong with me?" Ji Xiaolan told the truth: "Your Majesty, I miss a woman."
Qianlong laughed and said, "This is easy to deal with. I will reward the two companions of the palace maids and serve them carefully!"
After obtaining two palace maids, Ji Xiaolan suddenly disappeared and his work progressed extremely smoothly. Finally, after the work was completed, Qianlong directly rewarded the two girls to him as concubines. Then, Ji Xiaolan said: Take a concubine under the order."
This was a bit beyond Niu Benben's perception, and he said in confusion: "Is it true or false?"
Li Fan smiled and said, "What do you think? Moreover, Ji Xiaolan was still lustful until she was in her 80s. I won't give you an example, there are too many. Anyway, Ji Xiaolan loves to eat meat, so I guess this kind of big boss-level ability comes from here.
Ji Xiaolan is recognized for being lustful. Secondly, she is stuttering and stinky! She is far from the eloquent person in the TV series.
What is this guy's sarcastic look like? Let me give you two examples!
Every time Ji Xiaolan enters the palace and is fine, the eunuch likes to pester him and tell stories. Once, Ji Xiaolan is entangled by a certain eunuch and asks him to tell a story. Ji Xiaolan says that there is no story recently, and a eunuch insists on letting him tell one, and it’s okay to write it now.
Ji Xiaolan pretended to think and said, "I have it, I say there is someone." After that, he shut up and stared at the eunuch.
Seeing that he stopped talking, the eunuch urged: ‘What is below?’
What do you think Ji Xiaolan said?”
Niu Benben: "What did you say?"
Gu Yating also turned sideways and casts curious eyes.
Li Fan smiled and said, "Ji Xiaolan said, 'There is nothing below."
The laughter suddenly broke out in the room, and someone covered his stomach and his body kept trembling.
To be continued...