Bragging, so shameful...

When these two refrains are used together, a burly man suddenly appears in his mind, turning on a beauty filter or something, looking at the camera... and eating cans.

The veins on Zhang Qingyun's forehead jumped, and his stomach churned.

However, these two repeated words, in the mouth of this three or four-year-old boy, are not offensive, but rather funny: "Little guy, what did you say?"

"Bragging... I'm so embarrassed..."

The little boy bent over, put his two little fists on his face, and pouted: "Bragging, I'm so embarrassed..."

This kid shouldn't only be able to say this.

Zhang Qingyun felt interesting. He turned his palm and a jade talisman turned into a little bird, jumping and chirping in Zhang Qingyun's palm.

The little boy was stunned: "Wow, you can do magic?"

The little boy walked very steadily, and when he came to Zhang Qingyun, he was not afraid of danger: "Can you let me have a look?"

Zhang Qingyun nodded, and the bird in his hand fell into the little boy's hand.

"This is a parrot..."

The little boy was surprised and said: "It's not afraid of me."

"This is a parrot..."

The parrot repeated this sentence in a strange accent: "It's not afraid of me."

The little boy was full of surprise: "It can talk!"

The parrot tilted its head: "Idiot, of course I can speak."

"Huh?"

The little boy was a little curious: "Why don't you learn to speak like me this time?"

"Hmph, I don't want to learn from an unweaned baby..."

The little boy's face instantly turned red and he hesitated: "I don't want to breastfeed anymore. I'm a little man. I can help my mother look after the store now!"

"Oops..."

The little boy took the parrot and ran away: "It's too far, mommy can't be found."

Zhang Qingyun: "???"

Give back the poor bird...you took away the poor bird...

"Forehead..."

Zhang Qingyun was a little speechless, but the little boy finally said cleverly: "If you take it away, it will be yours?"

"Forget it, it's just a jade talisman. The little doll made the poor Taoist's heart pure as new for that moment. Let's take it as a reward for you."

Closing his eyes, he carefully realized the childlike innocence brought by the little boy just now. At that moment, Zhang Qingyun felt that there was no more dust in his heart, it was crystal clear, and his realm was steadily improving.

Dantian, the universe, the starry sky, and the galaxies explode, turn into chaos, and merge into the infant spirit.

In the sea of ​​consciousness, laws appear out of thin air and gradually take shape, perfecting the new way in the heart and perfecting the laws and rules of heaven and earth.

The soul blooms with infinite light, illuminating the entire body.

"It's time to have a baby...well..."

What Zhang Qingyun means is that there should be a child by your side, and you can use the innocence and innocence of a child to wash away all the intrigues and desires brought about by the adult world in your heart.

"Want a child..."

Tsk tsk, no matter how hard a person tries, he can't do it: "Forget it about yourself, just look at other people's."

In just this short period of contact with the little boy, Zhang Qingyun's cultivation level has improved: "The fifth realm of Yuanshen!"

Close your eyes and carefully comprehend the feeling of improving the spiritual realm.

"Is it here?"

A soft voice came, and Zhang Qingyun opened his eyes and saw the little boy, holding a parrot in his hand, arriving in front of the Taoist temple with the help of a young woman.

The young woman has a slim figure, not short, and has a bit of heavy makeup.

The little boy pursed his lips and nodded with tears in his eyes: "Yeah..."

"This... uncle..."

The young woman hesitated for a moment and wanted to call her big brother, but Zhang Qingyun had a long beard and felt that it would be better to be more respectful: "My child has caused trouble for you. The child is still young and robbed your bird..."

"Xiao Lei, apologize to grandpa quickly!"

The young woman scolded the little boy.

Uncle...Grandpa...Is it true that the world's admiring eyes can't see past your age?

"No need to..."

Zhang Qingyun waved his hand.

But the young woman refused to let it go. The little boy let go of the parrot, and the parrot landed on Zhang Qingyun's shoulder. The little boy said aggrievedly: "I'm sorry, please forgive Xiao Lei..."

Zhang Qingyun smiled and said: "My parrot is cute. I played with you for a while. Are you happy?"

The little boy Xiao Lei nodded: "It is so talkative. Grandpa, how did you train it?"

"If you treat it as a friend, it will treat you as a friend, and it can learn from you."

Training birds?

Zhang Qingyun doesn't know. This parrot was transformed into a jade talisman and is naturally well-behaved and sensible.

"Thanks..."

The young woman took the little boy and left. Not only did she have to be busy in the shop, but she was so far away and came to chat with a strange man. There was a lot of trouble in front of the widow's door, and she didn't want to bring trouble.

The little boy Xiao Lei looked back three times with each step, looking at the parrot on Zhang Qingyun's shoulder, always reluctant to let go.

The parrot tilted its head: "Little brat, you come here to play often..."

Xiao Lei instantly beamed and nodded.

Xiaolei responded positively to Parrot's invitation.

Not long after, Zhang Qingyun saw the little guy's two short legs. He jumped up quickly and ran to the door of the Taoist temple: "Little parrot?"

"Little brat..."

Leaving behind a thought, Zhang Qingyun did not control the parrot, so the parrot's thinking evolved from this thought: "Your mother is so beautiful..."

"throat..."

Zhang Qingyun almost couldn't breathe. Is this the thought of turning into a bird? Has it become a bird?

It's so straightforward... Don't mention it, Xiaolei's mother is really beautiful and has a mature charm.

"Forehead..."

Immeasurable blessings give birth to the deity, but the poor Taoist is distracted.

"A lot of people say that about mom."

How can a little boy have so many dirty thoughts as an adult: "There are many uncles and uncles who want to pursue my mother. Hmph, those uncles are good or bad, but my mother doesn't like them."

"Hey, you're a bird, how can you tell if a person is beautiful?"

Children's thinking world jumps so fast that adults simply cannot keep up with the speed of change.

The parrot tilted its head, shook its wings, and looked a little arrogant: "You can tell the difference if you see it often. Look at the men and women in the street. They are all a bunch of crooked melons and cracked jujubes, and none of them are good-looking.

"

"Occasionally, a good-looking one comes, and it naturally makes the birds happy."

"They are still dressed so sexy, and even with their sexy figures, they can't hide the ugly flaws on their faces..."

The sounds of birds are clear and clear, and although there are not many pedestrians on the street at this time, they are not too few. The birdsong is clearly distinguishable, full of energy, and very penetrating.

This parrot was full of complaints, but it made many people on the street frown, with dissatisfaction hidden in their eyes.

None of them could have imagined that one day, they would be despised and ridiculed by a bird.

"very scary..."

The parrot trembled and landed on Xiao Lei's shoulder.

The stares from all around made Xiaolei very uncomfortable. He subconsciously wanted to drive the parrot away, but the parrot held on tightly.

Xiao Lei was also very scared, and he subconsciously shrank towards Zhang Qingyun.

Everyone's eyes fell on Zhang Qingyun, and the pressure suddenly increased. Zhang Qingyun did not expect that a bird and a little kid would actually arouse everyone's anger.

"Forehead..."

Zhang Qingyun smiled awkwardly: "A bird has become a spirit. Don't be ignorant. This bird is full of nonsense and usually likes to talk sarcastically."

The tense atmosphere on the street has relaxed a bit, but the parrot is still complaining: "Hmph, a person who looks like a dog, has only a small heart, and is as knowledgeable as a bird like me, so that's all he can do..."
To be continued...