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Chapter 386 Crazy Duo(1/2)

"The news is from yesterday."

In Qingyun Temple, Zhang Qingyun pondered slightly: "This old guy hit the driver on the bus, should he be detained?"

Chewing his teeth, Zhang Qingyun felt incredible.

In just a few days, this old guy went to the Northeast, and beat up the driver on the bus... The key is, with this old guy looking like this, how did he get to the Northeast? How did he get on the bus?

This old guy is now a lunatic and mentally ill: "He should be sent to a mental hospital."

Liu Qingfeng has been cultivating Taoism in Kunlun for decades. He has no identity document at all, so no one can find out his specific identity. Such a person actually arrived in the Northeast in three days... No, only two days, this

The news is from yesterday: "That's fine, as long as you are still in Icefield City, it will be much easier to find."

His thoughts were a little confused. Zhang Qingyun felt that this old man was somewhat legendary. He arrived in Northeast China in two days without an ID card or money... He was quite capable.

In two days, most people would not be able to leave the magical city without money.

Throw the hook into the basin, and the fishhook hangs down over a forest.

In this forest, Zhang Qingyun originally placed coordinate talismans and wanted to catch game here.

Unexpectedly, the first time I came here was not to catch game, but to catch people...

Things in the world are unpredictable, and Zhang Qingyun also feels very depressed.

After moving the fishhook to the edge of the ice city, in a hidden place, the fishhook dropped a dozen light spots, and transformed into birds and flew over the ice city.

Ice City is not a small place. Zhang Qingyun is completely unfamiliar with this place and has no idea where there is a mental hospital or where there is a π place.

Only by casting a wide net can you catch the fish, well, find Liu Qingfeng.

The talisman bird and the fishhook cooperated. In just one day, Bingcheng was searched: "No?"

Zhang Qingyun was a little stunned: "This old guy... doesn't know how to move his position?"

This old guy covered thousands of miles in two days. Another two days have passed. Could it be that he has reached the northwest again? To the southwest?

If this guy's strength wasn't so low, Zhang Qingyun would dare to doubt that this guy could reach the moon in one day.

Fishhook and Talisman Bird, under the control of Zhang Qingyun, can directly ignore the building. In Zhang Qingyun's eyes, a building is completely transparent, and pedestrians inside have no way to hide.

Not only that, within a thousand meters, Zhang Qingyun can also sense Liu Qingfeng's aura through the fishhook and the talisman bird.

After a two-pronged approach, Liu Qingfeng was nowhere to be found.

Thirty-six talisman birds were scattered in all directions, and Zhang Qingyun could only expand the range.

Until midnight, after searching around Ice City, Liu Qingfeng disappeared again, and Zhang Qingyun could only give up.

The next day, Zhang Qingyun continued to expand the search scope.

"Huh?"

Finally, in a small town, Zhang Qingyun discovered Liu Qingfeng's aura.

Thirty-six Talisman Birds, like swallows returning to their nests, turned into streams of light and threw them into the fishhook. In a deserted place, Zhang Qingyun's clone landed on the ground.

It's snowy and the winter in the Northeast is very cold.

Walking on the snow, at a street corner.

Liu Qingfeng was sitting under the protruding eaves of a supermarket, with a homeless man beside him.

The homeless man's face was dirty and unshaven, and his specific age could not be determined. He was wearing tattered cotton clothes and a piece of tattered plastic paper draped over his body.

The hair is very long, already hanging down past the shoulders.

However, my hair has not been washed for I don’t know how many years, and the dirt and oil have made it look like a whole piece of hair.

Liu Qingfeng was no better than this homeless man. His inner robe was covered in mud and oil, and he was wearing a coat with cotton wool exposed in some places.

The bun has been scattered, except for a small handful, which is tied by a rope. This small bunch of hair actually has ice picks on it. It is very long and somewhat pointed...

I don’t know if it’s because I slept on the ground, but my hair was in contact with the ground. The melted ice and snow soaked my hair. It’s freezing now, and the whole hair is mixed with ice cubes, forming an irregular pattern on the back of my head.

The ice cubes look like black ice cubes from a distance.

The weather is a bit cold now and there is no sun.

If the sun is shining, the ice cube behind Liu Qingfeng's head will reflect light, and people will definitely think that the back of Liu Qingfeng's head is a halo of divine light.

"Just tell me why you have the nerve to go rummaging through the trash can for food."

With a pious look on his face, Liu Qingfeng asked the homeless man next to him about rummaging through trash cans for food.

The homeless man glanced at him: "I'm hungry..."

"I'm hungry too..."

Liu Qingfeng touched his belly: "But why am I embarrassed?"

It's okay, this old guy is not crazy to that extent, and he still knows how to save face.

"Crunch..."

A couple stepped on the snow and walked past the two people. Liu Qingfeng, who was still looking pious and asking the homeless man to rummage through the trash can for food, suddenly jumped up.

Like a ghost, he appeared in front of the couple, slapped his cheeks with his palms, and made a 'pop' sound: "Come and hit me... Come and hit me..."

"What the hell..."

The couple was shocked, and the young man cursed loudly. After cursing a few words, he saw Liu Qingfeng's condition clearly, and pulled his girlfriend away with a look of unhappiness on his face.

"Come on... hit me..."

Liu Qingfeng was still slapping his cheeks: "Hit me..."

"What the hell..."

The young man's face was full of anger, but he did not take action: "I'm afraid I'll get my hands dirty if I beat you. This lunatic..."

"Pooh..."

After spitting out a mouthful of thick phlegm, Liu Qingfeng tilted his head and watched the couple walk away: "You are so useless. You don't look like a man. You don't dare to hit anyone, so what's the use?"

Liu Qingfeng turned around and looked at the homeless man: "Tell me, he looks like this, as fat as a pig, his face looks like a pig, and he is so cowardly that he doesn't even dare to hit anyone. How did he find a wife?"

The tramp glanced at him but said nothing.

I don’t know if I understand it or not.

Zhang Qingyun looked at the sky speechlessly and walked up to Liu Qingfeng: "You old guy, why are you here?"

Liu Qingfeng was a little surprised and a little surprised: "Eldest nephew, why are you here too?"

Eldest nephew?

Why is this old guy's mind even more confused than before? Before, he knew how to call me uncle, but now...

"Third grandson, are you here to see me?"

Zhang Qingyun: "???"

This generation dropped a bit quickly, and Zhang Qingyun almost couldn't resist it.

Just now I called him nephew, but in the next moment I called him grandson.

"Ha, Uncle Six, are you here to take me home?"

Zhang Qingyun's face turned dark. This generation is a bit messed up. Does this guy have any relatives in his head?

With three sentences and three identities, Zhang Qingyun couldn't help but want to curse.

Liu Qingfeng shook his head: "You go back and tell my third aunt that I am enlightening. Third aunt, I appreciate your kindness."

This old guy has a lot of relatives, including three aunts and three uncles?

Where is all this?

"Enlightenment?"

Is this enlightenment?

If he pretends to be crazy and pretends to be stupid, well, this guy is really crazy, then he can realize that the homeless people on the street and all the crazy people in the world are gods.

"Huh?"

At this moment, in a snack bar opposite, a woman came over carrying a basin. The basin contained some noodles and noodles, and some meat pieces, which were steaming hot: "Is there an extra person or something?

"

Zhang Qingyun closed his eyes and realized that Pindao was also regarded as one of their group.

"Grandma Eight, this is my second grandfather who came to see me. Are you bringing us food? My eldest grandson is still busy..."

The middle-aged woman's expression froze and she shook her head helplessly.

It would be a pity to throw away the leftover food from the snack bar. Seeing how pitiful the two of them were in the cold wind, she would put the leftover food together in the past two days, heat it up and bring it over.

only...

You call me eighth aunt grandma, and you call me husband grandson?

"Eat quickly, I'm going to work first."
To be continued...
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