Chapter 25 Ecstasy
When I have nothing to do, I tidy up the Taoist temple and observe misfortunes and blessings in front of the Taoist temple.
Days passed by, and on this day Zhang Qingyun threw away the talisman pen in his hand: "It's done..."
Holding a piece of talisman paper in his hand, Zhang Qingyun had a strange look on his face: "I spent more than a month in vain, this talisman finally became..."
This is the evolved version of the Ruyi Talisman. The Ruyi Talisman can return the garbage thrown out by people and cover it on the face.
And this talisman can make the things that came out return to the original place, exactly where they came from...
For example... if you defecate in the open, a piece of talisman can return you to the organ... This kind of punishment...
Zhang Qingyun was eager to give it a try after thinking about it: "Only in this way can the punishment effect be achieved."
"Give it a try..."
Zhang Qingyun arrived at the well and turned on the faucet.
"Wow..."
If water resources were wasted like this in the past, Zhang Qingyun would definitely feel a little sad.
After all, water bills cost money.
Now, Zhang Qingyun is full of expectations.
When half of the pond was filled with water, Zhang Qingyun took out the talisman paper and it spontaneously ignited without fire: "Ji..."
A yellow light that was difficult to see with the naked eye shone on the pool.
As if time had gone backwards, half of the water in the pool flowed back into the faucet in an incredible way... For a long time, not a drop of water came out of the faucet.
"Tsk tsk..."
Zhang Qingyun was amazed, patted the faucet and looked towards the fifth floor: "Brother, this is specially prepared for you, so that you can experience the feeling of reverse flow..."
"Forehead..."
A few minutes passed, and still not a drop of water came out of the faucet.
Zhang Qingyun patted the faucet: "This piece of talisman paper shouldn't prevent the faucet from flowing out forever..."
Eating, drinking, and defecating all depend on this faucet. Without water, life would be very inconvenient.
"Wow..."
It took half an hour, after Zhang Qingyun had breakfast, for water to flow out of the pool again.
Heaving a sigh of relief, Zhang Qingyun turned off the faucet.
Holding a futon, he sat under the eaves, his eyes always staring at the fifth floor: "Today this brother... brother went out of business and went on strike?"
Stretching out his right hand and counting with his fingers, Zhang Qingyun muttered: "I am counting the days. Based on the pattern of your throwing things over the past six months and more, the female layman and her aunt are living at home..."
With half enthusiasm, he took the futon and arrived in front of the Taoist temple, sitting down cross-legged. His eyes were fixed on the crowd of people rushing to work. When he opened his eyes, Zhang Qingyun felt surprised.
Not far from the gate of the Taoist temple, a sanitation worker about fifty years old was cleaning the garbage in the trash can.
A purple beam of light overhead shot straight into the sky, reaching a distance of more than thirty meters.
"As time goes by, wealth and wealth are boundless. A loud voice dominates the singing world..."
"Note: The new season of the talent show has arrived. This person's fortune will turn around. If he steps into the music world, he will have boundless luck and be famous all over the world. Just a reminder, if you stir up the desire in this person's heart, his merits will be unlimited..."
The Sky Eye has an additional function, which is to predict the future!
After clearing away the trash cans, the sanitation worker hummed a tune and walked towards Zhang Qingyun.
"Buddha, predict the future of blessings and misfortunes, and change the fate of this life..."
The sanitation worker glanced at Zhang Qingyun and suddenly smiled: "When I took over the work here, Sister Liu told me that Director Zhang here is warm-hearted and a good person..."
The sanitation worker stopped the three-wheeled sanitation truck, took out his water cup and took a sip of tea: "I brought water, so I won't bother the director."
"Buddha, you will be blessed with boundless good fortune and unlimited wealth..."
Zhang Qingyun smiled and said: "Sign up for the talent show and embark on the road to success..."
He looked at Zhang Qingyun in surprise: "Taoist priest, are you also advertising for a talent show? There is a talent show in Magic City, and there are advertisements everywhere. I can't do it. Now the entertainment industry is full of handsome men and beautiful women, and I don't care.
I am fifty-six years old, half of my body is buried, and I don’t understand music...Besides, I am a sanitation worker, no different from a rag picker..."
"You have dreams in your heart..."
This sanitation worker has a loud voice, a rare good voice. If he really chooses the draft, he will not bury the rest of his life.
The sanitation worker smiled coquettishly: "My dream was when I was young. Now that I am old, it is just a hobby."
"Are you willing to give it a try?"
The sanitation worker stopped talking and waited for the three-wheeled sanitation truck to drive away.
Zhang Qingyun smiled, everyone has the ambition to pursue glory and wealth, and this sanitation worker also has...
Otherwise, the merits will not be obtained.
Holding the futon and about to return to the Taoist temple, Zhang Qingyun walked out again. Looking not far away, a fat woman, holding a teddy dog, stopped at the corner of the Taoist temple.
The teddy dog raised its hind legs, and a glint of light hit the wall.
"You evil beast, you dare to desecrate the poor Taoist temple..."
He took out a piece of talisman and burned it without fire behind him: "Go..."
A ray of yellow light fell on the wall and the puddle of water on the ground.
The fat woman saw that Teddy had finished dispensing the menstrual water and continued to walk forward with Teddy in hand. At this moment, Teddy shuddered, his face was full of confusion, and his eyes were filled with ecstasy.
He dragged the fat woman to lean against the trash can and raised her legs.
Animals have the habit of using their own scent to remember directions and the way home, and the fat woman didn't take it seriously.
After solving the problem, he pulled Teddy and continued walking... Just two steps out, Teddy grabbed the fat woman and raised his leg again... This time, just after solving the problem, before putting down the leg, Teddy started again
It shook a little more violently than before.
Continue to solve the problem. However, this time it was not half solved. Teddy wailed and became a little anxious.
"Woof woof..."
Teddy turned in circles and raised his legs anxiously.
After carrying it for a long time, no water splashed out. Teddy seemed to be even more uncomfortable: "Woof woof..."
"What's wrong with you, Zaizai..."
The fat woman finally realized something was wrong. Her dog solved it several times. The ground was dry and the trash can was also dry.
Where the water flowed just now, there was no water stain at all.
"What's wrong with you, Zaizai..."
The fat woman cried anxiously, obviously she couldn't urinate...
...
"hey-hey..."
Zhang Qingyun closed the door of the Taoist temple: "Let your dog have no quality, and this is a place where he can urinate and defecate casually?"
Once you pee, you will be asked to go back...and this talisman is very powerful, so don't even think about peeing again in a short period of time.
Walking to the backyard, Zhang Qingyun subconsciously looked at the fifth floor: "Brother, I will make you ecstasy again in a few days..."
After washing his hands, Zhang Qingyun went to the shrine to pay his respects to the ancestor.
I made lunch. After eating, I went into my room and started studying the talisman: "The talisman is a good thing. It can promote good and punish evil..."
...
At the entrance of the pedestrian street, Liu Ying rode an electric donkey and entered the pedestrian street leisurely.
Some time ago, she encountered a robbery, and it still lingered in her mind.
The Taoist priest's warning, the thin man in robe in the darkness that night...
After thinking about it for these days, the more Liu Ying thought about it, the more she felt that her back resembled that of the Taoist priest. There was a Taoist temple nearby, and Liu Ying decided to take a look.
When we arrived in front of the Taoist temple, the Taoist temple gate was closed.
She wanted to leave, but Liu Ying mustered up the courage and patted her.
Zhang Qingyun, who was studying the talisman seals, frowned when he heard the knock on the door: "Isn't this woman Qiao Yan busy?"
When he walked to the door of the Taoist temple and opened it, Zhang Qingyun was very surprised: "I've seen lay people knocking at night...cough, knocking on the door of a poor Taoist temple, what's the matter?"
The first time she saw Zhang Qingyun, Liu Ying was already sure.
It was this Taoist priest who saved her that night!
Chapter completed!