Chapter 31 [The iron-boned donkey gets water]
‘Three hundred grams of flour, two hundred milliliters of warm water, two porcelain spoons of tea oil, a little salt, three red peppers, three green peppers...’
Zhang Guo took out a sharp kitchen knife from the treasure bag.
While gestured on the front leg of the donkey, the person who was muttering the words prepared the seasonings needed to make "donkey meat fire".
‘Dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground’,
He can't eat dragon meat for the time being. Isn't there any donkey meat ready?
Zhang Guo held a kitchen knife in his hand, patted the knife on the front leg of his donkey, and then nodded with satisfaction;
The meat of ordinary donkeys is red and tender, with a strong taste, and is more delicate than beef. It is not as fat as pork or as mutton as mutton, let alone the magic donkey that has awakened blood.
The donkey's face was tightly tight, and his long eyelashes kept trembling, but he didn't dare to open his eyes.
It's betting, the kid is just scaring it:
‘Not afraid, I, Mr. Donkey, have great luck, and it is definitely not right to fall into the hands of this unscrupulous master’
‘But you haven’t escaped his claws for so many years…’
‘Nonsense, I’m not afraid of this biped beast. I’m a strong donkey man. In the future, I will be a hero among many heroes of the divine female donkeys’.
'But it said it would slander you...'
‘No, as long as I am trash, no one can take advantage of me.
When he finds that I am useless, he will definitely release me into the mountains and forests...'
‘But what if it kills you and eat meat?’
The donkey's head was entangled with all kinds of distractions, as if two little donkeys were quarreling, and no one could convince anyone.
‘To make donkey meat roast today, and to freeze the hind legs first, keep it for a donkey meat cooking another day, remove the head and donkey meat, don’t...’
Zhang Guo circled a group of donkeys and slapped them from time to time. The donkey was frightened and trembled all over.
A hint of cunning flashed in his eyes, and he almost jumped up. He slapped the donkey's buttocks with the back of the knife, shook his head and said, "It's too fat, I have to work hard to make oil."
The donkey was in pain and cursed in his heart. His two rows of teeth were clenched, and his whole body was trembling:
‘Little girl, today Mr. Donkey will let you see what a strong and strong person means!’
Zhang Guo was a little surprised. He didn't expect that when he saw him, he immediately retreated three steps, he had such an unyielding side.
He subconsciously made a stroking action to think, and only then did he realize that the puppet vest was a young man without a single hair.
Ahem, other vests are used to dressing up as an old man outside.
"You really don't follow?"
Zhang Guo directly put the knife around its neck, and his other hand grabbed its neck with silky hair as if it was floating.
The donkey was so painful that tears burst out, and his teeth were chewing, and he replied in unstandard words: "The clan of the god donkeys will never be slaves!"
Zhang Guo was stunned and asked subconsciously, "It's not okay to have food and accommodation?"
He was not surprised at all that the donkey could talk.
Generally, monsters can refine the cross bones in their throats and spit out words when they are promoted to the level of God.
What's more, the donkey obtained the strength of the Dao Realm as soon as the moment he completed his bloodline's return to his ancestors.
‘The God Donkey does not accept any negotiation!’ The donkey was pulled in pain, and his voice was filled with infinite sadness.
‘Ancestor of donkeys, your descendants have not thrown into you, I will definitely take over the important task of revitalizing the donkey tribe!’
‘The legend of the Divine Donkey clan should be left behind in the Three Realms and Six Paths. The Niu-head clan and the Horse-faced clan should not be allowed to be beautiful!’
"Oh well,"
Zhang Guo twitched the corner of her mouth, spread her hands, and a pair of golden scissors appeared on her hand, shaking towards the donkey's abdomen.
Obviously, this is a fake made out of evil taste.
The real Golden Dragon Scissor is undoubtedly a powerful weapon to kill, and can be called the second-largest treasure in the great catastrophe of the Gods;
It is transformed by dragons, collecting the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, and receiving the essence of the sun and the moon.
It rises in the air and folds up and down, with its head squinted like a cut, its tail squinted like a strand,
Even if you are a god, you will be thorned into two parts if you are not careful.
"You...what do you want to do?"
The donkey's mind was shocked, and his hind legs were shaking like sieve brans, and the key parts suddenly shrank.
Zhang Guo blinked and shook her scissors, "Of course I'm giving you the opportunity to castrate you."
Since you sacrifice your life for righteousness, the path will naturally become the beauty of human beings.
Your deer whip..."
Zhang Guo pondered slightly and bowed a little and said:
"I have a fellow Taoist who has been tired of thinking recently.
If you use this great tonic to soak wine, you can make up for it with him.
Therefore, I would like to ask fellow donkey to give up my love!"
Heaven and earth can be seen, and he will never use this thing.
It is mainly a variety of methods of practice in the world of practice.
Some male monks who like to have yin and yang often have qi deficiency and physical weakness,
He also suffers from the lack of great tonics, and his practice progress is often stagnant;
After this spiritual object is drunk, let the puppet vest be taken out and operated for sale, and it will definitely be sold at a good price.
It is no problem to supply hundreds of large arrays of Shuiyun Peak to operate for a hundred years.
Zhang Guo stared at the donkey's watery eyes and saw fierce fear and dodge in its eyes...
This stupid donkey...
"Since fellow donkey has no objection, then the Tao will be dealt with."
As he said that, Zhang Guo took the front half and was about to cut the whip.
Countless fear appeared on the donkey's long face, and he took a deep breath.
A complex and strange blood seal appeared between his forehead, and his breath suddenly fell and almost fell out of the Returning Dao Realm.
Zhang Guo's face was solemn, and his left hand was behind him, and as he prepared to activate hundreds of formations from Shuiyun Peak.
He was confident that as long as all the trapping arrays were activated, even if the best among the earth immortals came, he would not have to go out with all his tails.
If it is a parallel product among the newbie of the Earth Immortals like Zhiyou Zhenren... it is basically ten dead and lifeless.
The donkey closed his eyes tightly and plucked up the courage to shout:
"Master, your love donkey is sorry to you!
I shouldn't care about your previous jokes, intimidation, education,
It’s Donkey’s fault, donkey’s heart is heartless, and you shouldn’t ignore your teachings!
Donkeys should not steal your immortal fate, should not eat the spiritual herbs on the mountain, should not chase and intimidate other spiritual beasts on the mountain...
You shouldn't have run to the lake to take a bath or urinate into the lake..."
This area suddenly became audible.
Zhang Guo:......
I feel that you, a fool, have done so many evil things on my back.
Seeing the strange blood mark slowly floating, it didn't look like it had any attack power.
Zhang Guo raised his hand and drew a Tai Chi pattern in front of him with a whisk, raised his eyebrows slightly, "What's this?"
"Blood mark."
Zhang Guo nodded and recalled the information about the blood mark in his mind.
This is a very ancient contract method. Only the monsters and spirit beasts can voluntarily offer them, and the master can establish a master-servant contract through spells.
But, how should I curse it?
Did the Zuan people curse like that?
Ahem...joke, he still understands a little bit.
About half an hour later, the donkey stood beside Zhang Guo obediently and was very intimate with him.
The reason why the whole process took a long time is not because of the complex process of the spell, but mainly because there are too many knots in the rope and it is difficult to solve.
Zhang Guo floated and sat on the donkey's back, reached out and patted its soft and soft hair: "Donkey, do you have a name?"
The donkey shook his head and spoke, "I'll ask the master to give him a name~"
"Since this is the case, how can I get water by calling a donkey? The saint still says that he is good as water."
The donkey murmured softly, and a shiver, "Thank you for your name!"
Chapter completed!