Chapter 28 The parrot is dead
"Biwei! Stop sleeping. Like a pig, sleep when you are full. It's Wei Baojuan!" Li Xiaodun said as he touched Biwei's head.
"Oh, don't bother me! Sleeping when you're full is my life ideal! Don't you know that 80% of those who have read Journey to the West want to be Zhu Bajie?" Bi Wei said impatiently.
"Biwei, do you think we are friends?" Li Xiaodun suddenly asked seriously.
"No! We are brothers!" Biwei replied.
"What are brothers?" Li Xiaodun asked.
"That's more important? If you have difficulties, you will share the blessings!" Biwei replied.
"Okay, since you said that, you can take this." Li Xiaodun handed over a thick envelope to Biwei.
"What is this, so thick?" Biwei asked after taking the envelope.
He asked while opening the envelope—there were thick stacks of banknotes inside!
Biwei's hand shook and the envelope fell to the ground.
"Give it to me? What are you doing?" Biwei asked.
"I'm about to graduate, I have to do graduation projects, internships and find a job. Which one does not require time? If you take this ten thousand yuan, I'll lend it to you temporarily. I'll pay it back to me when you have money when you work in the future." Li Xiaodun explained.
"I don't want it! I've been persisting for three years. I can hold on with less than a year! I don't want this money." Biwei said decisively.
"Just you said that you are blessed and hard to share. And this money is lent to you. Are you too pretentious, kid?" Li Xiaodun said angrily.
"I haven't reached the point where I can't get over it. If I really have difficulties in the future, I will definitely speak to you." Biwei replied.
"Thank you, brother, I must not take this money." Bi Wei picked up the envelope and handed it to Li Xiaodun and said.
"Okay. Remember what you said: I will tell me when I have difficulties!" Li Xiaodun reminded.
"It must! Then I will open my mouth and beg you, you must not betray you!" Biwei said with a smile.
"This sofa is so comfortable, sleep for a while." After saying that, Wei fell to the sofa.
But when he fell down, the sofa suddenly made Biwei fall like a bottomless abyss!
Bi Wei suddenly woke up from his dream, and then he saw Li Xiaodun and Yan Yufei lying on the sofa and sleeping heavily.
"This dream is the same as it is!" Biwei said yawning.
Surprise inspections are often conducted in university dormitories. It is not uncommon for electric cups, rice cookers, or even electric stoves to be found.
Maybe every college student has a dream of becoming a chef in his heart.
Now Bi Wei Yan Yufei and Li Xiaodun have a chance. In the remaining two days, the three of them began to show their skills.
Of course, many of the things I made were swallowed by force, which was even worse than the dark food in the school cafeteria.
On the last day, the three of them used beer bottles as rolling pins to wrap dumplings.
"The meat was not chopped fine enough, and the meat in the dumplings was a little undercooked." Biwei said, stuffing the whole dumpling into his mouth.
"The girls in the world are blind! How come there are only three of us good men who can go to the hall and the kitchen, and no one pursues them? God is unfair!" Li Xiaodun shouted in grief and anger.
"Those girls who don't have eyes deserve to suffer with bad men for the rest of their lives!" Bi Wei said hatefully.
Yan Yufei was just laughing at the side.
"I've been over twenty years old, I haven't held a girl's hand, and I haven't kissed her! I'm not alive!" Golden oil and water flowed out of the corner of Li Xiaodun's mouth like tears flowing out.
"In the future, you will brag to your children: In order to study wholeheartedly, you have cut off countless love threads in college." Yan Yufei patted Li Xiaodun's shoulder and comforted him.
"It's the age, what's the point of learning? If you want to blow, pick up girls!" Bi Wei looked sophisticated.
Bi Wei and Yan Yufei felt that they could leave after time by wiping their mouths.
But when it was time to go back to school, the two were left by Li Xiaodunqiang to clean for two hours.
These days, three people ate wildly and left a lot of garbage. There were also oil stains and stains on the floor.
"It would be nice not to let you take off the bedding, what's wrong with it?"
Li Xiaodun said to look at the two depressed guys.
At night, as soon as the three of them walked into the dormitory, Wang Yuan rushed over and shouted in grief and said, "Where have you been? Why don't you tell me!"
"I said that day I said I would go out with Biwei to post advertisements. You said you wouldn't go." Li Xiaodun replied.
"But I thought you would come back tonight. As a result, when I came back today, I saw that you have not come back yet. But the parrot I raised is dead!" Wang Yuan almost cried when he said this.
The three of them looked over Wang Yuan's shoulder and saw that the little life with emerald green feathers hung on the bedside was already lying flat in the cage.
"Did you starve to death? No, it's only two or three days." Biwei walked over and said.
"It shouldn't be starving to death. You see, there is still left in bird food and water."
Yan Yufei was careful and pointed to the cage and said.
"It's not that you bought a sick bird, right?" Li Xiaodun asked.
"How could it be!" Wang Yuan replied. The trick he finally came up with to pursue his girlfriend was wasted. He was very sad and needed a vent.
"The four big men said to it all day long: I love you! Who can stand it? Anyway, I can't stand it. If four men say they love me together, I'll die." Li Xiaodun sighed and said.
The other three people looked down at the dead parrot and thought that what Li Xiaodun said made sense.
"By the way, where have you been these days?" Wang Yuan asked relentlessly.
Food? Beautiful scenery? Beautiful girls?
Thinking of this, Wang Yuan felt sour.
"Where can you go? Work and study. You earn a total of 100 yuan in three days. You earn an average of 30 yuan a day." Li Xiaodun replied.
"So likely so few? Liar!" Wang Yuan said disbelief.
"We have been with a group of beauties for three days. Do you believe this time?" Li Xiaodun changed his words and said.
"Scam!" Wang Yuan said unbelievably.
Yan Yufei and Bi Wei were not talking. Yan Yufei was thin-skinned, while Bi Wei didn't care about Wang Yuan's attitude and reaction at all.
There are already many friends who can talk about everything in a lifetime when a person lives in the world.
After graduating from college, everyone goes their separate ways. Most people may never meet again in their lives. It would be great to have three or five classmates who keep in touch.
"Wang Yuan, do you just know where you have been to talk about us these days?" Li Xiaodun asked back.
When Li Xiaodun asked this question, Wang Yuan laughed embarrassedly.
"I went to live in the new campus fellow villager today." Wang Yuan replied.
All three of them knew it.
Chapter completed!