Chapter 272 This car can't get off
Liu Liu's virginity on the left and the virginity on the right. Ming Yi was a little uneasy when he said:
So? Did the virgin eat your rice?
However, putting aside the meaning of "splitting" inside and outside the words, the other meanings of Liuliu's words made him even more confused.
"What evidence is left?" Ming Yi asked.
"Hmph~" Liu Liu turned his face and said, "Don't think I don't know how the traces on your pants came from."
Ming Yi looked down at the place where Mei Shi was wiping her tears and snot. Well, it was indeed obvious, but is there anything?
"Why shouldn't you ask Ah Shi when this trace comes out?" Ming Yi thought, did he think the trace was dirty by himself?
Mingyi looked at Mei Shi, and Mei Shi naturally noticed the dirt on Mingyi's pants. She knew that Mingyi loved to clean, which made her even more embarrassed about her hugging her thighs and crying. Moreover, this dirty trace became more conspicuous under the light.
"Oh, I hate it~ I know." Mei Shi looked at Ming Yi with shame and anger. Although it was his own fault, it was not easy to say it directly. Mei Shi and Ming Yi stopped talking. After seeing this Liuliu, she struggled even more in Ming Yi's hands.
Are the brain circuits of these two people different from themselves? Liuliu always thinks they are talking about the same topic as him?
The key is, why does it feel that the conversation between the host and Mingyi is more terrifying than it thinks?
【After a joke, is the host playing so much? Is this trace still left by her?】
"Host, be more awake. Even if you can't do that kind of [beep--], you can't choose to do [beep--] things!" The little fat man Liuliu struggled in Mingyi's hands. Mingyi saw this and had to put Liuliu on the ground to avoid it from struggling and hurting himself by mistake.
"You said this to the point where you just silence your voice is very spiritual. What else did you do?" Mei Shi wanted to laugh too. Why did Liu Liu feel that she and Mingyi did something indescribable?
[Eh? Bridged bean sack! What did Liuliu think of? 0.0] A certain color of behavior flashed through Mei Shi's mind in an instant, [No?]
"You...you didn't do that kind of exercise...one tall and one short, one sitting and one kneeling?" Liu Liu said with a slight look on his face. This describes it as embarrassing, but he doesn't know anything else, but his intuition makes it quickly retreat.
Sure enough, before it could speak for two seconds, Mei Shi's face suddenly turned black, she chased Liuliu, and started shouting and beating and killing.
"I think you didn't get on the room and untied the tiles for three days, and said! How many little yellow books have you read?! You are no longer an orange cat! You are a yellow cat! What are you thinking about? Look at me today..." Mei Shi shouted while rolling up her sleeves and ran to chase Liuliu towards the backyard. After Liuliu said that, Mei Shi immediately understood what this fat cat thought of. It's really a lesson!
At this moment, Ming Yi was left alone who was still witnessing the whole process but couldn't understand what was going on.
Mingyi: "…=.="So—What happened?
Sang Xi watched the whole process and was confused. She stood up silently and planned to go back to sleep.
Yan Hui, a little expert in driving on his brain, understood Liu Liu's meaning at first, but seeing that Liu Liu is still being repaired by Mei Shi, he naturally made him look like a quail than a quail. Seeing that everyone was leaving, he silently turned off the computer and planned to leave.
Unfortunately, Ming Yi stopped and made Yan Hui's dream of leaving secretly.
"What kind of exercise is it like, one tall and one short, one sitting and one kneeling?" For Ming Yi, who has never been in contact with the relationship between men and women, and is very straightforward, Liu Liu's words are too obscure. What is this...position?
Yan Hui looked complicated and stared at the boss with a silence. After hesitating for a while, he said, "Or... you search for it yourself, I don't understand." After saying that, he ran away without giving Ming Yi a chance to ask, but he forgot that they were from the same bedroom_(:з」∠)_
Later, until Yan Hui was about to fall asleep, he heard Ming Yi say in his ear: "So that's what it means~" This scared Yan Hui so much that he opened his eyes suddenly. He saw Ming Yi sitting on the bed opposite, and the light on the screen of the mobile phone in his hand hit his face again, which looked particularly strange.
Yan Hui swallowed silently, wishing to wrap himself into a silkworm pupa, trembling and daring to move.
I don't know anything, well, I don't know anything_(:з」∠)_
At this time, a line of words appeared on Mingyi's mobile phone: "Rich, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendship."
Mingyi: "..."
On the other side, Mei Shi, who had slapped her on the butt for six or six times, submitted a complaint letter to her master again, until she entered the physical training center and practiced yoga again, Mei Shi was still dazed because of what happened just now.
"Love love you, it hurts, don't turn my toes!!!" Because she saw Mei Shi's dazed, Barbara stretched out her hand and stuck out several of Mei Shi's toes, which made her feel so painful that she immediately came back to her senses and screamed.
"Yeah, come back to his senses?" Barbara raised her eyebrows and looked at Mei Shi holding her toes that had just been tilted by her, and couldn't help but sneer, "Are you just a few toes? As for?"
"Why isn't it? Toes are connected to the heart!"
"Don't lie to me, it's obviously 'Ten Fingers to Heart'."
"..." Did the interstellar people do not understand the ancient earth culture?
Interstellar novels trick me_(:з」∠)_!
"What if I break my toes?" Mei Shi passed the previous topic with her neck in her arms. Barbara couldn't see her little thoughts and said, "You can't imagine practicing your toes flexible?"
"Why do you practice it? Scissors and stone cloth?" After saying that, Mei Shi moved her not very flexible toes in front of Barbara, but was caught by Barbara again. She poked a few of them in a row, and immediately made Mei Shi scream.
The toes delivered to the door are not broken or broken.
"If the toes are flexible, it's just like your fingers. Your fingers can kill people, and your toes can do the same." Barbara explained, looking at Mei Shi, who had been holding her toes and blowing her breath.
Mei Shi suddenly looked up and asked, "Why do we teach people to kill people in our yoga class?"
Barbara smiled so hard that she said "the flowers trembled" when she heard this. She looked at Mei Shi with a meaningful smile, and asked back, "Otherwise? What do you think yoga is taught?"
"Precaution, health care?" Mei Shi said a tentative purpose, and looked at Barbara's smiling eyes, and silently added, "Play acrobatics with body strength?"
"Um."
"Um?!"
"Fortify one's own behavior," Barbara didn't want to make things difficult for Mei Shi, but he felt it was troublesome to explain carefully. Isn't this a course to improve physical fitness in order to kill the enemy in order to improve the body?
To strengthen your body, just force it.
But Barbara's response was so unrest, which made Mei Shi feel a little hesitant. Why did she feel that Barbara was cheating her again?
Seeing Mei Shi's increasingly confused expression, Barbara changed the topic and said, "There are many benefits to practice this well."
"for example?"
“Harmony in bed.”
“…”
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Chapter completed!