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"Dongdongdongdongdongdong, dadadada! Daladong--" There was a loud noise of big gongs, drums and cymbals in front of the sky. It turned out that there was a lion dance performance, which started in front of the newly opened shops!

"Oh, my stomach hurts so much! What's going on? Is it because the glutinous rice chicken I ate in the morning is not clean?" A young man in a short jacket covered his belly and hurriedly ran towards the toilet!

When passing by Guan Heng, the man handed him a big Buddha mask in his hand: "Brother, help me. There are three urgent things. Please send this mask to the lion-drawing team in front, and I said I can't... Ouch!" Before this man finished speaking, he ran away with his stomach, turned into a gust of wind and disappeared into the streets and alleys in the distance!

"This is pretty good. It seems that the lion head of the lion in front of me was worn by Qiao Xuan!" Guan Heng smiled slightly, and a joke arose in his heart. He immediately covered the Big-Headed Buddha's helmet on his head: "Haha, I'll go with him now and play together!"

Since the front of the street is not wide, the lion dancing in front of the shop adopts the traditional "stool lion" walking method. Before Guan Heng arrived, Qiao Xuan, who was performing the lion awakening, had already practiced a set of boxing techniques called "Opening the Pile".▲.

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Opening a stake is a preparatory activity before lion dance, which allows the lion dancers to exercise their muscles and bones, and can also attract crowds to come and watch, which is extremely lively.

As the Tang Sect Master, Qiao Xuan is proficient in the South China Road boxing technique. His horse stance is sensitive and changeable. At this time, he performs the lion dancing, "opening his eyes", "washing his beards", "licking his body", "shaking his hair" and other normal movements, imitating them vividly!

The accompaniment of the lion dancer uses drum beats as the main means. At this time, the drum beat of the "Seven Star Drum" sounded. Qiao Xuan, who was dancing the lion's head, suddenly turned into a kirin horse. He turned around and flowed, showing the hard bridge and hard horse of the Southern School boxing technique, which was strong and powerful, and was firm and stable as if he had taken root on the ground!

But at this moment, some minor troubles arose!

"Strange! The big-headed Buddha didn't come out to attract the lion, so how do I get on the bench to pick green?" Qiao Xuan, who danced the lion's head, thought anxiously at this time: "I have been around the outside of these benches for seven or eight times. If I don't get on the bench, I will be laughed at by insiders!"

How could Qiao Xuan know that the young man who was originally planning to play the role of the Big Head Buddha is now squatting in the pit and having diarrhea!

At this time, people in the crowd who often watched lion dance began to talk.

"Hey, this lion dancer is so strange. Why don't you go to the bench to pick green? Could it be that you are an amateur guy?"

"Haha, interesting, interesting, this is not a place to congratulate Li Ge's grocery store, it is clearly here to sabotage!"

Qiao Xuan, holding a lion's head, was not deaf in his ears. When he heard the sarcasm in the crowd, his forehead and temples began to sweat: "Damn it! After the settlement, I want to know who played the Big Head Buddha, and I will beat him until he couldn't get up!"

"Hey, don't slow down the gongs and drums, continue to beat them!" At this moment, a sudden sound suddenly sounded, and the savior finally appeared!

A man with a big Buddha mask suddenly flipped forward, his feet gently tapped the ground, and just landed on the field!

This trick was originally beautiful, but the person who played the Big Head Buddha seemed to have no firm foothold when he landed!

"Ahhhhh--" The big-headed Buddha staggered and was about to make a big mistake. Unexpectedly, the big palm fan in his hand suddenly slapped the ground, and he took advantage of the wind to stabilize his footsteps. It turned out that he was using this humorous action to attract the attention of onlookers!

"Huhuhuhu--" The big-headed Buddha flashed immediately, and the kite turned around the field at a very fast speed!

"Okay!! This trick is beautiful!" Most of the audience around them knew what to do, and immediately applauded Lei Dong, and was excited for the wonderful performance of Big Head Buddha!

The big-headed Buddha entered the venue and immediately wiped out the embarrassment of Qiao Xuan, who was dancing lions. No one cared about why Qiao Xuan hadn't just been on the bench to pick green!

"Huh, this damn big-headed Buddha is finally here!" Qiao Xuan wiped a cold sweat in the lion's head hang: "Strange, why did the screams he made just now sound so familiar?"

"Hey, don't be stunned anymore, Lao Qiao!" The big-headed Buddha turned over and stopped suddenly. He happened to rush to the front of the lion's head, and gently brushed the horn of the lion's head with a palm fan: "Are you stupid? Go on the bench and pick green!"

"Ahhh! Guan Heng! So that's a fucking boy!" Qiao Xuan laughed and scolded: "I said, when someone else plays a big-headed Buddha, how can he be so handsome!"

The big-headed Buddha played by Guan Heng spread his palm-leaf fan with one arm and shouted at the drum beater: "Change the five-star drum - the general's order!"

"Dongdonglongdongdongdongdong-Dongdongdong-Dongdong-" The fast-paced drum sounded suddenly! Qiao Xuan's lion head immediately showed blinking and shaking hair, took a light step forward, put on the bench, and stood up steadily!

"Look! Finally picking green! This lion head has a good foundation! It's wonderful and wonderful!"

"Hmph, didn't you just say that the person who dances the lion's head is an amateur hammer?"

"Hehe, this... It's time and time, when watching lion dance, I still focus on the skills and the skills of picking green. I won't talk about it, watch the performance!"

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"Boy, I'm so lucky that you've saved the scene this time!" After the lion dance performance, Qiao Xuan cleaned up and patted Guan Heng's shoulder and smiled: "If it weren't for you, I would be very embarrassed this time!"

"What are you saying? I'm having a lot of fun!" Guan Heng laughed and said to Qiao Xuan: "Go home quickly, sister-in-law is still waiting for us to come in and have dinner!"

"Yes, yes, this girl, has been talking more and more recently!" Qiao Xuan's tone seemed to be complaining about his wife's long-windedness, but actually her face was full of happiness. He then smiled and said, "You said that this woman becomes weird when she is pregnant. Is this a common problem for all pregnant women?"

"So... does my sister-in-law have it?" Guan Heng suddenly laughed happily: "I said Lao Qiao, you are so patient. It's only been so many days since you're going to be a father again!"

"Don't remind me this time. You must let me be Master Qi when your child is born!" Guan Heng patted Qiao Xuan's shoulder and said, "I was taken first by your fellow brothers last time. Give it to me this time!"

"Well, of course there is no problem!" Qiao Xuan agreed with pleasure: "Speaking of this, I found Liu Banxian to calculate the child's approximate birth date and horoscope. Now, during those days, all the five elements lack Tumu, and a Qi Master with the name containing Tumu is missing!"

"Isn't this you? Your word "horizontal" has soil and wood!" Qiao Xuan said with a smile on his face: "Even if you don't speak, you must be your godfather!"

——【12.1o second update, good morning, Lao Sha continues to ask for some advice on the hiding o(n_n)o】—
Chapter completed!