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Chapter 0476 The Adventures of Tintin (sixty-five)

He easily tamed the macaw Gebret. When everyone set out on the road again, Guan Heng suddenly said: "A good bottle of Scotch whiskey can capture the captain's heart, so what about capturing Gebret's heart?"

"Do you still need to ask?" Everyone said in unison: "A piece of chocolate sweet cake is enough!"

"Hahaha--" As they said and laughed, everyone continued to walk deep into the forest, but there were a few strange bird songs among the crowd, and softly swearing!

"Uh, what happened?" When he was back on the road this time, Ding Ding walked at the end of everyone. Not long after he had advanced, a branch protruding from the oblique thorn suddenly hung his trouser legs. Ding Ding frowned and muttered: "It's so bad! You have to untie the trouser legs!" As he said that, he leaned the spear in his hand against the trunk on the side and freed up his hands to untie the entangled trouser legs!

When he got rid of the damn tree branch, Ding Ding waved his hand and touched the spear, but unexpectedly grabbed a piece of air!

"Everyone! Something is wrong!" Ding Ding ran to everyone, shouting nervously, "My gun, my gun is gone!"

"Calm down, guy, think about it carefully, did you leave it where you just left me?" Guan Heng walked over with everyone, and he was the first to say to Ding Ding: "Maybe it was the place where I met a parrot just now..."

"No, no, no! That's not the case!" Ding Ding denied, "Look at here!" He pointed to the root of the tree he had just stood: "I just stood here and leaned on the gun here, but the gun disappeared in less than half a minute!"

"Oh my God - is there really a ghost?" Du Pont, the legs of Du Pang brothers began to tremble again. Du Pang shouted: "The situation is not good! I think we should go back to the boat..."

"Shut up!" Captain Adok shouted at him angrily: "What trouble is causing? If you want to exclaim again, just throw your brothers here to fend for themselves! Stupid things, you can't use your brain at all!"

"Silly thing, stupid thing!" The macaw Gebret, who was learning to the tongue, shrugged his shoulders, and seized the opportunity to scold the DuPont brothers with the tone of his master!

"But... there was only Ding Ding with a gun! Now he lost his weapon. What if we encounter dangerous situations?" DuPont murmured in a low voice. As he went along, his courage became less and less. Now he was really afraid of the gloomy forest.?     ?▲?

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"Swish!" The cold blade suddenly stopped in front of DuPont's nose. Guan Heng smiled slightly: "What are you afraid of? Look, don't I still have a knife in my hand? At worst, there will be danger. Isn't it true that you two brothers will just huddle behind me?"

After hearing Guan Heng's words, Du Pont and Du Pang did not hesitate. They used a quick action like a cat pounced on the mouse, and then stood behind Guan Heng!

"Hmph, everyone is here to look carefully!" Captain Adok said indifferently: "A gun, maybe he is not reliable, and he doesn't know where to get out!"

A few minutes later, everyone gathered together and shook their heads in disappointment: "Not found, no trace left!"

"Strange, can the spear grow its wings and fly?" Guan Heng muttered, holding his shoulders. At this moment, he suddenly heard some unusual sounds, which came from the tree diagonally above his head!

"Squeak, squeak, ah, squeak--" This series of strange roars was accompanied by the sound of something hitting the tree branch, and the sound of a snap!

"Look! On the canopy of the tree in front!" Guan Heng raised his hand and shouted, "There are a group of monkeys there!"

Everyone looked up and saw a group of monkeys squeaking and whispering among the lush branches and leaves. They looked like eleven or two, jumping and cheering. The most conspicuous thing was that several monkeys were passing a spear in their hands and threw it around and played around. It turned out that Ding Ding's gun was touched by these monkeys who liked to hold on to her the most!

"Damn it! Hey, monkeys - return the gun to me!" Ding Ding said with anger on her face and shouted to the monkey group on the tree with her waist.

But his shouting was all caused by the ignorance of the monkeys. Some of them even showed red thighs to Ding Ding, and they made a slap with their hands, all of which were extremely arrogant and joking!

"Monsters who kill thousands of swords, please return my gun!" The angry Captain Adok waved his fists at the monkeys on the tree: "Believe it or not, I tear you apart?"

"Tear you to pieces, tear you to pieces!" The macaw on the captain's shoulder screamed with a chance, as if he was helping Adok cheer!

"I said Captain, it's useless to verbal attacks on those monkeys!" DuPont walked over with a big look at this time. He said confidently: "It's better to deal with these monkeys!"

"Bang bang bang--" At this moment, DuPont used the civilization staff in his hand to imitate the action of pulling the trigger, and began to intimidate the monkeys on the tree: "Hi, monkey boys, that gun is not as good as a fire stick in your hands. Do you see? The gun must be used like me, Bang bang--"

"See? If you don't throw the gun down, my brother will shoot!" Du Pang said loudly, "Die monkeys, a group of useless stupid people!"

"Zhizhizhi—Gujijiji—" Who would have thought that the IQ of primates was higher than that of the unlucky detective brothers? When these monkeys saw DuPont imitating the shooting with a civilized stick, they immediately came to a gourd. One of the monkeys pointed at DuPont and fired: "Bang!"

"Oh my god!" The bullet passed through Du Pang's hat without any bias, scaring him and Du Pang to throw away the civilized stick. The two rolled and crawled into the grass, then clapped their butts and covered their heads, trembling and never dared to come out again!

"Woo squeak squeak--" The monkey was also startled by the pungent smell of medicine and loud noises, and threw the gun away and fled without a trace!

Guan Heng reached out and took the falling spear and handed it back to Ding Ding. He and Captain Adok winked at each other. The two walked to the edge of the grass and followed the two confused detectives' ass and kicked it!

"Oh-I was shot in the back by a monkey!" The two of them wailed at the same time.

"Okay, don't be embarrassed there!" Captain Adok shouted, holding his shoulders, "You two waste snacks are out of the grass!"

"Baopa!" Qin'er picked up Du Pang's little hat and dusted it with her hands, then smiled and put it on the other party's head: "What a pity, it's only one centimeter away. This monkey sharpshooter can kill a rare detective in history!"

"Oh, don't tell such jokes!" Du Pang touched the hole in the hat and muttered with lingering fear: "Oh my God, this monkey's marksmanship is just as good as the captain. The captain can smash the crab with one shot, but this monkey can penetrate my hat with one shot!"

——【12.4 First update, good night, everyone, Lao Sha continues to ask for some advice~\(≧▽≦)/~】—
Chapter completed!
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