"You can't take it away even if you want to."

"The story I'm about to tell is quite interesting... By the way, do you know what God is -"

"I won't listen, I'm not interested," the woman said, "I told you, everything in here belongs to me, what do you want to do?"

Yes, after going around in a circle, I went back.

Wu Ma thought for a while, and based on the idea of ​​​​breaking through the levels of the Westward Journey, there is absolutely nothing wrong with following the plot. How about...

"I heard that you are leaving," Wu Ma said with a flattering smile, "Can you take me with you?"

"With a wicked smile on your face, I don't think you are a good person."

"I bet," Wu Ma said seriously, "you will never meet a good person like me in your life."

"Why do you want to come with me? Are you being hunted too?"

"I'm rushing to save people."

"Save who?"

"You know my wife, Bai Jingjing."

"Oh~" The woman seemed to remember something.

Wu Ma looked at each other in surprise.

"You know me," the woman said, "Don't get too close to me."

"You don't know me now," Wu Ma covered her face and took a deep breath, "but you will know her soon, because my wife wants to become your disciple. As for this treasure box..."

"mine!"

"I gave it to you..."

"Obviously I robbed it on my own!"

"Yes," Wu Ma slapped the table, "You robbed it, but after you robbed it, you buried it in the Pansi Cave. I dug it out five hundred years later, and then I traveled back through it five hundred years later.

You snatched it back again...do you understand?"

"Oh~ I understand," the woman suddenly realized.

"you understood?"

"I understand you are a psycho!" The woman turned around and left, "Hey, you spent a long time talking to a fool, and you wasted your feelings."

"Anyway, you must take me away."

"Why?"

"That box..."

"mine!"

"Because you are my master," Wu Ma took a long breath, "What's the point of staying here alone after you leave?"

"Really?" the woman said.

"Absolutely true."

"Sit on the ground and bark like a dog."

"Hey! Don't bully people too much," Wu Ma said: "It's too much to tell others to bark like a dog for no reason. I, Wu Ma, will die here, beaten to death by you, jumping off a cliff and falling to death.

I will never bark like a dog, even in my whole life."

"Oh, so your name is Dancing Horse."

"Bah, I'm wrong...I don't change my surname when I stand, I don't change my name when I sit down. This is the Supreme Treasure of the Great Sage of Wuzhishan Seven Injury Fist and Water Curtain Cave."

"It's decided, I'll call you Dancing Horse from now on. Come on, little Pony Horse, imitate a dog and let me hear it."

"Bah, just kill me."

Woman raises sword.

After a while,

"Woof!"

"Please, put in some effort!"

"Woof woof woof!"

"Well, it's a little better, but it could be better. Where are your true feelings?"

"Woof woof woof woof!"

"It's getting better and better. Think about your dying wife!"

"Woof! Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof! Woof woof!!!!"

"Be good, master will take you to find your wife."

…

Night falls.

After shouting all afternoon, Wu Ma's voice was dry and hoarse.

He walked from outside the cave to the inside of the cave, thinking as he walked: According to the original plot, Zixia's sister Qingxia should come out at night.

Could this Qingxia be the Qingxia from my family? If it is really her, it's easy to say.

Thinking of this, Wu Ma felt a sense of anticipation in her heart.

But he said to himself: I'm so happy, I don't want to see her, I just want her to help me pass the test, that's all.

"Fairy!"

"Fairy! Fairy!"

…

I heard the sound of swords whirring from the cave.

…

"Woof!"

"Woof woof!"

"Woof! Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof! Woof woof!!!!"

After a while, the woman came out of the cave and said, "Where did the dog barking come from? The barking is really mean and annoying."

"Wow, that's even more outrageous! You didn't ask me to scream."

"Who are you?" The woman frowned.

Wu Ma carefully observed her face, it seemed that it was different from the day...

It looked like it was exactly the same as in the original plot. There had really been a change of characters - Zixia was replaced by Qingxia, but this Qingxia was not the other Qingxia. She was still a character in the movie. Wu Ma was very disappointed.

"Hurry up, let's go," said the dancing horse, "the moon has come out."

The woman had a look of ice on her face: "Where are you going?"

"You won't leave? If you don't leave, give me the treasure box and I'll leave!"

"What treasure box?"

Wu Ma really couldn't remember her lines, so she casually said: "Stop talking nonsense, your bitch sister will come out to harm you again when the ink is gone."

The woman snorted: "Bitch, telling people everywhere that I will harm her."

"Huh? What are you..."

The woman said in a cold voice: "I am the sister of that bitch. Don't listen to her nonsense. Bitch! That bitch said she was looking for someone to love in this world, which is an insult to our sect. Humph, I think she is the one who found you.

My sweetheart, because you are as cheap as her!"

The woman said and raised her fist towards the dancing horse.

She swung one step earlier than in the movie. Fortunately, the dancing horse was already on guard. When she clenched her fist, the dancing horse rolled and crawled back.

Then I heard the woman burst into laughter, and the laughter sounded like silver bells, and the original cold and frosty temperament completely disappeared...

"Haha, my dancer, do you really not recognize me?"

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Chapter completed!