Chapter 168 The king becomes a bald man
"I'm done! You've become a spirit, okay?" Sun Wukong showed his true nature helplessly, scaring Wang Xiaoer's wife so much that she stopped talking. Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Shopkeeper, please be afraid. I am the Great Sage of Monkey King, who protects Tang Monk from the West to obtain scriptures. Just because of the destruction of France, I want to kill monks to fulfill my wishes, so I came to borrow clothes and dress up with my master. As long as I pass the country's prefectures and counties, I will return it immediately!"
As a result, Wang Xiaoer was also woken up by the noise. He took a pair of pants as clothes in the dark. Unexpectedly, he couldn't get in. He was so angry that he rolled into a ball on the bed, cursing. Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing, rolled up his clothes and left and left. Soon, Sun Wukong returned to the open space where Tang Seng and the others were, threw down many sets of clothes, and fell to the ground proudly.
"Master, you and the two junior brothers quickly change your clothes, let's get into the city together!" Sun Wukong smiled. Gao Lan did not have any concerns in this regard. She was a lay disciple and was always dressed as a scholar in Dongtu. Bajie and Sha Seng both looked strange and started to pick clothes. Tang Seng looked depressed and quickly refused: "This... Wukong, I have never worn the clothes of a layman."
Sun Wukong held back his smile and said, "Master, having the truth is to follow the local customs, so you can wear it!"
As Wukong was talking, Bajie had already chosen a set of flower skirts to cover her body, twisting her back and forth, making everyone laugh. Tang Monk said angrily: "Bajie, your clothes are not in line, take them off quickly!" Bajie was having fun, and heard that Tang Monk had no choice but to change into a coat worn by a thick man. Sun Wukong and Sha Monk also chose a set of matching brocade clothes, which was very happy.
After Tang Monk changed his clothes, he covered his head with his hands awkwardly: "Wukong, this clothes are easy to change, but how can this monk hide his head?" When Sun Wukong saw this, he took a gauze hat and said to Tang Monk with a smile: "Master, can you wear this hat? I think you put on my old grandson a flower hat, and now I will give you one, wouldn't it be nice?" This sentence made Tang Monk's face red with shame.
Seeing that he was about to take action, Sun Wukong said, "This time I enter the city, everyone should put away all the titles of Master and disciples to avoid revealing the filling. The master is called Tang Daguaner, my name is Sun Erguaner, Bajie is called Zhu San Guaner, and Junior Brother Sha is called Sha Si Guaner!" After hearing this, Bajie quickly stood beside Gao Lan: "Then Xiaolan is my wife, don't call him wrong again?"
When Sun Wukong heard this, he couldn't help but be furious: "Fuck, who would believe Xiaolan is your wife? Just say it's our cousin, don't give bad ideas there!" Tang Seng also said: "Wukong is right. Although we are disguising, we must not break the precepts. Xiaolan just said it is Wukong's cousin!" After hearing this, Sun Wukong couldn't help laughing: "Master, you are wrong!"
Bajie said unhappily: "Brother Monkey, you are wrong too!" Sha Seng hurriedly chased after him and said: "Second Brother, you are wrong too!" Tang Seng was not willing to be outdone: "Wujing, you are wrong too!" Then Tang Seng and the other four laughed together: "All are wrong! Hahahaha!" Gao Lan held the white dragon horse next to him, and couldn't help but wiped his face with his hands; then, she heard the little white dragon muttering: "A bunch of stupid beeps..."
Seeing that the city gate was about to close, Tang Seng and his disciples walked into the city in a big way. After passing by Wang Xiaoer's shop, they found that there was a mess there. Sun Wukong pretended not to know and took Tang Seng into a widow's shop. Tang Sengyan said that he was a horse seller and had made enough money to return to his hometown. He rewarded a large silver ingot, which made the owner smile.
Afterwards, the master and his disciple ordered food and had a full meal. Wukong was afraid that Tang Seng's bald head would be seen, so he said that they liked to be quiet when sleeping, so he asked the boss's wife to find a big cabinet, and the master and his disciple all went into the cabinet to rest.
Unfortunately, there was a waiter in the shop who colluded with a group of robbers outside the city. Seeing that Tang Monk and his group were rich and fat sheep among merchants, they left the city to report the letter to the robbers. So at night, the robbers entered the city, broke into the widow's shop, and stole the white dragon horse and the big cabinet. But when they were out of the city, they ran into the officers and soldiers. The robbers relied on the large number of people to kill the officers and soldiers and escaped from the city.
As a result, the matter became a big deal. Some people in the city reported to the general, and some robbers killed people and became more trouble. The general was furious and immediately mobilized his horses to chase outside the city. The group of robbers was not the opponent of the army. They were wiped out overnight and threw the white dragon horse and the big cabinet down. The general suppressed the bandit cave, but there was no meritorious service to report, so he took the white horse and the cabinet into the capital, preparing to seek credit from the king.
Although the cabinet was dark, Tang Monk heard the movements very clearly. When he heard that he wanted to offer them to the king, Tang Monk was scared to burrow in the cabinet: "Wukong saves me, Wukong saves me..." Sun Wukong was speechless and said, "Master, don't worry, my old Sun naturally has a way to deal with the monarch and ministers who destroyed France." After that, he found a gap and turned into an ant and crawled out.
It was another night. Wukong came to the backyard of the palace and soon touched the king and queen's bedroom. When his eyes turned, Sun Wukong pulled out a hair and turned it into a razor, shaved the king and queen's heads all! It didn't shave it tightly, and Lao Sun felt it was not enough to make it feel satisfied. He immediately turned out hundreds of little monkeys, shaved all the hairs of all the concubines, palace maids, eunuchs, and officials inside and outside the capital palace...
The next morning, it was just dawning.
The queen woke up first, sat up from the bed, sat in front of the mirror to prepare for makeup. As a result, she was almost shocked when she looked in the mirror: "Oh, my hair!" She was so anxious that she was about to turn around and call the king, but she saw that there was a king sleeping on the dragon bed, which turned out to be a "monk"! The king was woken up by the queen, and got up impatiently, yawning and said, "What's the noise in the morning? I won't sleep for a long time."
"Your hair!" The queen was so anxious that she jumped! Then the king subconsciously touched his head with his hand, almost scared: "Oh my mother, is this a premature?" Looking back at the queen who was wrapping herself tightly with silk, she cried: "Everyone blames you and you, it's okay, but what monk is going to kill? Is he retribution this time? Huh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh..."
The queen was crying, but saw many concubines, palace maids and eunuchs in the palace kneeling outside the palace and cried: "Your Majesty, please spare me..." The king felt nervous, and quickly took a pillow and covered his head, put on his clothes and looked out, and found that the people in the palace were actually bald. However, seeing that everyone had become a virtue, the king finally didn't have to hide it anymore and threw the pillow on the ground.
"Your Majesty?" Everyone was relieved when they saw that the king had lost his hair. Because there were still four monks who had not been killed in the destruction of France, no one wanted to take over this bag.
"Oh, this is my retribution." The king looked depressed. When he saw the court, he had to harden his head and come to the palace. But after the ministers worshipped, they all knelt down for a long time. The king looked puzzled and asked, "Why can't you kneel down for a long time?" The ministers said in panic: "Please forgive me for the crime of losing etiquette." As he said that, he took off his official hats one by one, and they all became "monks".
"This?" The king widened his eyes and watched his palace become a "zen temple", and suddenly tilted on the dragon throne, unable to say a word. At this time, a bald general went to the palace and said, "Your Majesty, I wiped out a group of robbers yesterday, and recovered a good horse and a treasure in a cabinet. Please cut off your holy!" The king was not in the mood to understand at this time, and just said, "Come on!"
"Bring up!" The general was proud and asked the king for credit, and asked someone to lift up a big cabinet. The king ordered the cabinet to be opened, but a few people jumped out, which scared him! Fortunately, there was a hypocritical man among them. He stepped forward and knelt down and said, "Your Majesty, I am a monk from the Tang Dynasty in the East. He was ordered to go to the West to worship Buddha and pray for scriptures. Because your country killed monks, he disguised himself as he disguised himself as he wished him forgive me!"
"Please get up quickly, please get up quickly!" The king quickly got up and helped Tang Monk up. "It was my fault that made the holy monk wronged." After a night of change, the king's Zen mind suddenly rose, and he could be said to have put down his butcher's knife and become a Buddha. "Domend the holy monk came here and enlightened me. I want to worship the holy monk as my teacher and take refuge in the Three Jewels to thank him for his crimes for years!" After hearing this, all the civil and military officials were relieved.
The king stopped chopping off his head, proving that their lives were saved.
"Your Majesty's words are so serious." Tang Monk was also very happy when he heard this. "But Your Majesty is the king of a country. How can you ignore the people? If Your Majesty wants, I can pass Your Majesty into a monk and become a lay disciple. As long as you have a Buddha in your heart, it will be the same in monks and lay people." Tang Monk said, taking out his official documents and presenting them to the king: "Your Majesty also asks you to change the pass certificate, so I can go west."
"Oh, this official text cannot be changed for the time being." The king immediately laughed and looked at Tang Monk who was stunned. He said, "I will destroy France and will change the name to Qin France from now on. I will announce the world and re-engrave the jade seal so that I can demote the official text for my master!"
Tang Monk quickly bowed to the ceremony: "Your Majesty's Holy Break!" All civil and military officials also bowed to the ceremony: "Your Majesty's Holy Break!"
At this moment, Sun Wukong made a new move and returned his hair to the king, concubines, eunuchs and ministers. Qin France was filled with joy. The king set up a feast and treated Tang Monk and disciples with kindness. Gao Lan finally had the opportunity to ask some princes and ministers in Qin France to buy a lot of useful medicines and materials for her. Although Gao Lan is now a god, her ability to collect treasures is not as easy as a country.
Of course, Gao Lan was not too rude, and his business was fair and he did not let others suffer too much.
About ten days later, Tang Seng and his party finally bid farewell to the King of Qin and embarked on the road to the west again. Along the way, the master and disciple were in a good mood, talking and laughing, fighting and making trouble. Especially Gao Lan, the five formations on her robe were finally ready and most of her strength has been restored. Now Gao Lan has begun to re-temper the Linglong Sheli inner alchemy.
In the evening, Tang Monk and others were driving a campfire party, and Gao Lan also carefully burned various medicinal materials to re-temper the internal alchemy. Along the way, Gao Lan has been refining the alchemy for almost a year. Tang Monk went from disgusting at the beginning to ignoring later, but now he is a little curious. Because occasionally eating a small cup of "dan rice" refined by Gao Lan is not only delicious, but also rich in nutrients, so he is not hungry for a day.
Chapter completed!