Chapter 11 Those who hear are sad, those who see are weeping
"I am unfair and have a bad habit. I call the police and arrest him!"
"Forget it, it's better to have less than more things. You have to learn to understand. The reason why this society is so chaotic is that it lacks mutual understanding between people."
"Zhang's handsome guy actually has such a hobby. It's really chilling. If you have the ability, come on to me!"
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Chen Jie's face was cold and he was not afraid of the ridicule, curse, slander, and humiliation of the melon-eating crowd...
Carrying the blue-faced zombie, stride in meteors, and move forward without any progress.
When I looked closely, I saw the bed sheet wrapped in the blue-faced zombie, and it was written with a black carbon pen with a large number of [Inflatable Self-use]
This is cruel!
What's even more brutal is that the other side says [Private Customization]
Originally, it was just a low-ranking, plus the four words "private customization", and the taste immediately came up.
This may be one of the reasons why Chen Jie can safely fight the green-faced zombie home.
The main reason is that Chen Jie thinks it is because he is so handsome.
The opposite sex can't bear it, and the same sex supports it because there is a lack of a strong competitor.
When Chen Jie held the green-faced zombie in the yard, he happened to meet Lin Danda coming out of the house.
"Brother Jie, have you bought new furniture? Let me see what I bought? It's so big!"
"Don't ask if you shouldn't ask, go to the concierge first, remember, don't touch the ground."
"Ah?! Earth Qi?" Although Lin Danda had never seen any world, he had been pursuing dreams since he was a child, but he was a self-proclaimed theoretical school. Through various information channels, such as Douyin, Weiwang, Xiaohongshu..., he paid a lot of attention to the theoretical knowledge of the world of martial artists, and also studied a lot of random tricks. The difference is that he has never had the opportunity to practice it.
So, he could see at a glance that what Chen Jie had come back from resisting was not simple.
"Brother Jie, this...isn't it a zombie!"
"You have the eyesight, you deserve to be my best friend. This is indeed a zombie."
"Mom!"
Not only was Lin Danda not afraid, he rushed up and touched and sniffed the blue-faced zombie, and had a lot of fun.
Chen Jie frowned and cursed: "What are you doing!"
"Brother Jie, you understand me."
"I know, you are perverted!"
Lin Dan explained seriously: "Although I don't have the qualifications of a martial artist, I have a lot of research on the world of martial artists, especially the corpse refining technique of Maoshan school... You know, this corpse refining technique is a method between good and evil, so there is a lot of information circulating on the Internet, unlike the secret magic technique of the sect, which has been 404."
"Although I haven't practiced corpses, I can be said to have read countless corpses and know some small tricks."
"Brother Jie, my good brother Jie, give me a chance, just let me give it a try!"
Chen Jie:···
It's so long to live!
It's such a big life, and it's the first time I've seen someone asking for this.
However, recalling the memories of the predecessor, the predecessor's understanding of Lin Danda does have information about his theoretical school, Maoshan corpse refining technique, etc.
It seems that Lin Danda is not bragging, he does have something.
"Stop talking nonsense, how is the house cleaning?"
Lin Dan patted her chest and said, "It has been cleaned up, especially Brother Jie, your room is neat and spotless."
Chen Jie went to the house to inspect it, and it was as Lin Danda said, neat and spotless.
He is worthy of being an ambitious boy who has swept the streets for four years and has something to do.
"Okay, since you want to try it, then give it a try."
"Okay, thank you Brother Jie, Brother Jie's handsome guy!"
"Wait, try it, but I have to be by my side in case of accidents."
"clear!"
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It was night, the moon was bright and the stars were sparse, the wind was gushing, and the evil spirit was trembling. It was a good day for evil spirits to come out to bask in the moonlight.
The yard of Chen Jie's house is particularly lively tonight.
I saw an altar in the courtyard, and a temporary bed was set up with a bed board in front of the altar, with green-faced zombies placed straight and flat on it.
He also saw Lin Danda holding a peach wood sword with a free shipping of nine yuan and a soul-catching bell in one hand. He was very serious and thoughtful. The talisman he had treasured for many years and was pressed on the foot of the bed, claiming to be a high price for the Taoist warrior, finally seeing the light of the sky again.
Chen Jie stood aside. At first glance, he thought Lin Dan was so powerful. If he didn't know his background, he would have been fooled by him.
Soon, after reciting the spell, Lin Dan clenched the magic trick, held the sword in his back, and bit his sword finger.
hiss!
The first shot, it didn't bite!
It hurts very much, and he grinned his teeth and felt his fingers connected to his heart. It was not a joke.
But Lin Danda did not give up, especially under Chen Jie's scrutiny, Danda bit her teeth and bit her again.
hiss!
Still not bitten!
This is embarrassing and somewhat unprofessional.
Lin Dan's face turned black and her heart made her make a fuss. The third time, the fourth time, the fifth time... The child was almost crying.
Chen Jie, who was standing beside him, couldn't stand it, so he covered his face and reminded him: "Bite with tiger teeth."
This sentence awakened Lin Danda. He looked at the red sword fingers and handed them to the tiger's teeth tremblingly, biting them hard.
Puchi!
Blood flows wildly!
Mom~~~ I bitten it!
But Lin Dan was afraid to say anything, for fear that Chen Jie would interrupt him and not let him play.
Lin Danda bit her teeth and wiped the blood on the corpse-expressing talisman. The originally yellow-brown and dim talisman immediately shone with essence and blood.
Chen Jie saw it clearly, raised his eyebrows and said to himself, something was wrong.
Lin Danda also felt that there was some connection between himself and the corpse-exorcist talisman.
In a state of great joy, he quickly turned the peach wood sword, slapped the corpse-driven talisman, stepped on the steps of stepping on the seven-star, and wandered to the green-faced zombie.
"Taishang Laojun, hurry up and Ruyi Order!"
The spell fell, and the corpse-driven talisman followed the peach wood sword toward the blue-faced zombie's face.
Bang!
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At the same time, it was far away in the wind power farm transfer station on the back mountain halfway up the Wangba Village, Yabatun, a county under Bincheng.
A cold man covered in black cloak suddenly opened his eyes and looked in the direction of Chen Jie's house.
Hehehehehehehehehehehe!
"I hurt my spiritual corpse and want to steal it?! It's a clamor!"
The man in the cloak took out a brown clay man from his arms, muttered something in his mouth, and then suddenly crushed the clay man.
"Wait, I will definitely avenge this revenge."
The cold wind blew, and the man in the cloak was just lifting up the hood of the man in the cloak, revealing a white face with blonde hair and blue eyes and a hooked nose.
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Lin Dan's big corpse-expressing talisman slapped the face of the green-faced zombie, one second, two seconds, three seconds...
No movement.
Lin Dan was a little panicked. This was different from the script!
Chen Jie also frowned, surprised why the green-faced zombie didn't respond.
At this moment, the blue-faced zombie trembled slightly.
Lin Dan was very happy and shouted: "The Supreme Lord is urgent and Ruyi Order is up!"
With a hook of the sword, a peach wood sword was picked.
Then, the blue-faced zombie spontaneously ignited without fire, turning into a ball of red fire, dyeing the entire courtyard red.
Lin Danda:(???)
Chen Jie:(?0?)
It was not until the green-faced zombie and the corpse-expressing talisman turned into ashes that Lin Danda reacted, knelt on the ground, roared to the sky, beat his chest and stamped his feet, and said, "My talisman! I bought the corpse-expressing talisman for a year's salary!"
This feeling and this scene is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who see it.
Chen Jie shook his head helplessly, patted Lin Danda's shoulder, and comforted him: "I've finished crying, remember to clean the yard."
Lin Danda:(/‵Д′)/~╧╧
Chapter completed!