Chapter 667: The Way of Immortals (3)(1/2)
The shrimp soldiers and crab generals were immersed in the river with Wu Mingkong and escaped all the way. In the eyes of ordinary cultivators, they were already magical magic. However, in the hands of the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, they were just simple tide-making spells.
"Wu Xiucai, Wu Xiucai, wake up, wake up." The shrimp soldier shook Wu Mingkong, and couldn't help but mutter in his heart, the effect of this sleepy bug should have passed, why haven't you woke up yet, you have already arrived at the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea.
Wu Mingkong suddenly opened his eyes and directly scared the shrimp soldier. This time it was a little abrupt, which made the shrimp soldier a little unable to bear it.
"I dare ask, what kind of shrimp are you? It looks a bit like crayfish, but I remember crayfish seems to live in a ditch, but judging from the texture of your back, it looks a bit like pixie shrimp."
When the shrimp soldier heard the two words "I asked" and thought Wu Mingkong would ask where it was, but he actually asked what kind of shrimp he had?
"I'm a shrimp, though..."
"Wu Xiucai, wait for this matter first. The banquet is about to begin. Please wash it first. It is not too late to chat with our brothers after the banquet is over." The crab general immediately interrupted the shrimp soldier's answer. He learned about Wu Mingkong's strange situation from the Red Carp Dragon Girl, so he naturally interrupted directly.
Although the official positions of the shrimp soldiers and crab generals seem to be different, they are actually guards of the Dragon Palace and there is no big or small trend. It’s just that everyone is used to calling them. The shrimp soldiers and crab generals are the standard equipment of the Dragon Palace.
"Well, I have another question, that is, why can you light candles in the sea? I can't lit them in the water. This can't be said that the water in the sea is different from the water in my water tank." Wu Mingkong seemed to have not listened to the words of the crab general at all, but pointed to the oil lamp beside him and said.
"Wu Xiucai, you really can't light candles in the sea, because this thing is called an oil lamp in our Dragon Palace." The Crab General replied helplessly, and then remembered: "Wu Xiucai, you feel that you have to wash up. If you want to meet Longjun later, it's not good to lose your etiquette."
"Look, I came empty-handed and didn't bring anything. I would definitely be rude when I saw it. Otherwise, I will go back and prepare for three or five days before coming over. Let Longjun wait for a while, so that the etiquette will be sufficient." Wu Mingkong's words were reasonable and the shrimp soldiers and crab generals almost cursed.
Do you call this etiquette?
"Scholar Wu, you have finished washing, right? Then follow me to the hall quickly. Longjun has been waiting for a long time." The shrimp soldier said to himself, and gave the crab general a wink.
Although Wu Mingkong didn't understand how the shrimp soldiers and crab general leaned against his small eyes, the shrimp soldiers and crab general lifted Wu Mingkong up and headed towards the palace at the banquet.
Wu Mingkong didn't care, and asked loudly on the way, "By the way, what do you usually eat? Do you think sea fish is delicious or river fish is delicious?"
"As sea shrimps and crabs, will you discriminate against river shrimps and crabs? What material is used in the pillars of your palace? It can be so clean in the sea. Are monsters cleaned every day?"
"By the way, if the shrimp demon and the crab demon are in love, will the shrimp demon or the crab demon be born? "
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The shrimp soldiers and crab generals listened to Wu Mingkong's series of problems. Although they wanted to shut up, they did not dare to do so. They would probably become the son-in-law of Dragon Lord. If they really offend Wu Mingkong, they might not have a good time in the future.
"Longjun, Wu Xiucai has been brought here."
The two shrimp soldiers and crab generals carried Wu Mingkong to the palace. They were originally carrying it, but if they were carried in, the impact would be bad.
This night banquet in the Dragon Palace tonight is not only the East Sea Dragon Lord’s family, but the remaining three sea Dragon Lords in the West, South and North also brought their families with their families. It can be said that it is the Four Sea Dragon Lord.
Although it was originally planned that there was only the Dragon Lord of the East Sea, after the Red Carp Dragon Girl came back, for some reason, the remaining Three Dragon Lord of the Sea also brought his family with him.
Wu Mingkong looked at a group of people with dragon heads or other dragon characteristics sitting all over the palace: "May I ask..."
Before they could say it, the shrimp soldiers and crab generals subconsciously covered Wu Mingkong's mouth when they heard these two words. This mouth was so irritating. If they were normal, they wouldn't have done this.
But the next moment, countless eyes were staring at the shrimp soldiers and crab generals, as if they were asking them to give an explanation.
In an instant, the terrifying aura made the shrimp soldiers and crab generals tremble all over, and the pliers covering Wu Mingkong's mouth fell down.
"What's wrong with you? Why are your body red? The water is not hot?" Wu Mingkong asked knowingly.
"No, nothing is wrong, it's just a scholar Wu. Please talk more about poetry and lyrics at the banquet, don't talk nonsense anymore." The shrimp soldier trembledly reminded Wu Mingkong.
"That's the best, don't be as polite as our brothers." The crab general also added in a low voice.
"Since there is nothing to do, let's retreat." Donghai Longjun spoke, and the shrimp soldiers and crab general suddenly loosened his body, and the red color gradually faded.
"Yes, Dragon Lord." These two words from the shrimp soldiers and crab generals were not said to Wu Mingkong, but to follow the dragon clans, which was an explanation.
After the shrimp soldiers and crab generals finished speaking, they left the palace.
"These guys are good, but they have too little knowledge and don't know when they ask." Wu Mingkong muttered.
All the dragon clans present have Taoism. Although Wu Mingkong's voice is low, in fact, everyone can hear it clearly.
"Hahaha, my dear nephew is here, why bother competing with those stupid guys? After all, you are a scholar. How can they compare to your dear nephew?" Donghai Dragon Lord said loudly, then stood up to correspond.
This ceremony is so great. The Dragon Lord of the East Sea is the existence of the world that ruled the rivers and seas.
Wu Mingkong didn't care at all: "Yes, by the way, Longjun, I have a question I don't know whether to ask or not."
Donghai Dragon Lord brought Wu Mingkong into the table and sat on his left seat. This can be said to be higher than the remaining three sea dragon Lords, second only to the owner's Donghai Dragon Lord.
"Even though my nephew spoke, I still have some ink in my chest." Donghai Dragon Lord looked very generous.
"That's why can you light candles in the sea? I can't light them in my water tank. How can I stop eating half a mouthful of sea water when eating rice in the sea? And how do you keep the food in the sea warm..."
The Dragon Lord of Donghai froze. He didn't expect that Wu Mingkong would ask these questions. He simply didn't play according to the routine. Shouldn't you ask why he invited you to have a meal?
"Nephew, if you talk about these questions in the future, are you not curious why Lao Long treats you to dinner?" Donghai Longjun changed the topic with extreme stiffness.
"I'm not curious. I saved your son in the morning, and it's not normal for treating me to dinner at night?" Wu Mingkong still didn't play according to common sense.
"?!" Donghai Longjun was a little confused. It's not right. Isn't he a daughter? How did he become a son?
Could it be that the Red Carp Girl lied to him?
He looked at the Red Carp Dragon Girl, and the Red Carp Dragon Girl nodded helplessly, saying that she had not lie to him, and that she was really the one who saved her.
"Nephew, think about it, Lao Long, I remember that you should be my daughter." Donghai Longjun tried to change his words.
But Wu Mingkong replied with a strong and powerful voice: "It's impossible, it must be your son. Although his voice is a little special, he is definitely a male carp. I am still very sure of this."
The red carp girl turned dark, what a guy, this is to determine that she is a male carp.
"How did you determine that it is a male carp, not..."
"So cute, I must be a boy." Wu Mingkong interrupted the words of the Dragon Lord of the East China Sea and said it straight away.
?!
This time, it was not that the Dragon Lord of the East China Sea was shocked, but that the audience was shocked. What kind of the hell are you thinking? Why are cute boys?
This is not good at Long Yang.
As soon as these words were said, a large group of male dragon species among the dragon sons and grandsons who were originally watching the fun all lowered their heads and tried to minimize their presence. If they were attracted by the other party, wouldn't they be affected?
Although these dragon sons and grandsons inherited the lust of the dragon, it does not mean that they are not afraid of meat and vegetables and dare to go to anything, not to mention that they are not necessarily going to go to them, but may also be taken.
"The idea of the sage is very unique, very unique, but this time the nephew misread it. You saved the little girl, Linglong." As he said that, the Dragon Lord of the East China Sea clapped his hands and signaled the Red Carp Dragon Girl to come up.
The Red Carp Girl left the table and gave a greeting to them.
"This is the little girl. The grace of saving life cannot be rewarded. If you don't give up..."
"It's a pity that he is a daughter. If he is a man, I will become brothers with you."
Wu Mingkong interrupted the words of the Dragon Lord of the East Sea and directly made the original brothers of the opposite sex with their body, but they had not yet been kidnapped.
Damn!!!
During this wave, everyone present was shocked again. Even the Dragon Lord of the East China Sea couldn't control himself anymore, so he wanted to open Wu Mingkong's head to see how your brain grew?
You don’t want a good wife, but you have to be a brother. You deserve to be single for so many years.
If you can get into a scholar with your brain, you can only say that you are really good at studying. It is difficult for a normal scholar to get into a scholar with all obstacles. If you get into a scholar with your choice, it is difficult to get into the sky as a scholar.
Thinking of this, it seems that Wu Mingkong's talent is better. After all, even such an uncontrollable brain circuit can be admitted to the scholar, which means he is full of knowledge.
However, it would be difficult for Wu Mingkong's friends who were unable to survive so old and were not beaten to death.
"If you can't do it, you can change your approach, and there are also people who are closer." The Dragon King of Beihai spoke a vague reminder that he could be a husband and wife.
“Large closer?”
"Yes, if you don't dislike it, you can..."
"No, I am a poor scholar. How could He De be a teacher for her? It's better to hire another Gao Ming." Wu Mingkong's words were still normal. Heaven and Earth, the king, the parents and teachers are at the end.
Shaking, forget it, I've been shocked, it's normal for Wu Mingkong to say anything else.
Everyone present now knew why the shrimp soldier and crab would subconsciously cover Wu Mingkong's mouth. Just this mouth and that brain circuit can make people slap.
"Then you can't be her godfather, it's not good. I'm just a fellow student of Long Jun, so sorry."
The dragon head of the East China Sea Dragon Lord is a little stiff. If you weren't the reincarnation of the Immortal Lord of Wanyan's Immortal Lord, Riyue, I would have beaten you to death on the spot.
Moreover, looking at your appearance, you don’t look embarrassed. You are obviously eager to try it out, and your face says that the Red Carp Girl Linglong is calling her father quickly.
"It's really not suitable, I think it would be..."
"Let's beg me? That won't happen. You are Longjun. I'm just a poor scholar. It's not suitable, it's not suitable." Wu Mingkong shook his head and said.
The Red Carp Dragon Girl was even more confused. What's wrong? Is the situation a little messy?
It’s already a bit magical for this husband to become a godfather, but fortunately he didn’t succeed, but is this godfather even more magical for his uncle to dance?
She is now wondering whether her previous marriage can still be achieved. She always feels in danger. Maybe her future husband will become an elder by accident.
As for the Dragon Lord of the East China Sea, he has lived for so many years, and I have never seen this situation before. I treat you as my son-in-law, but you actually want to be my brother.
In fact, I was still wrong about the idea of Dragon Lord in Donghai. How could Wu Mingkong be his younger brother? If he really wanted to become a sworn brother, he would definitely be fooled by himself and be the eldest brother.
"It's really inappropriate to be sworn brothers. After all, Lao Long is old, so why don't you have any needs? Just speak, Lao Long, I can do my best to give you a hand." Donghai Dragon Lord was helpless, and every time Wu Mingkong attacked the point of proposing marriage.
"real?"
"real."
"I don't want much, I just heard that there are Taoists who can achieve immortality by practicing, but I don't want much, just give me some practice scriptures." Wu Mingkong and others said this.
To be continued...