Chapter 138 People are on vacation, I work overtime (1)
"That's fine~ Stupid Marshal Tianpeng~ Now I, the God of the River, ask you again, what is the stone you threw away~"
But when the war was about to break out, the iron Zhu Bajie lay on the ground and cried and apologized, and it was extinguished.
The originally blood-colored Liusha River also returned to its former state, and the gloomy monk Sha in the Liusha River also returned to his slutty appearance just now.
Even the only hair on his bald head turned silver-white.
"???" Tiandao.
"???" Hongjun.
"???" Five Saints.
"???" sentient beings.
What does it mean??
This...this is over??
Are you a little too much? The thunder is loud and the rain is small?
Monk Sha seemed to know their thoughts, and glanced at him directly, saying, "He is just a little river god. Why do we want to destroy the world? He also needs to increase his performance, unlike the Heavenly Court and others."
As he was talking, the river god squatted on the surface of the quicksand river, drawing small circles... and said: "I'm very busy, I have a lot of work and no commission. I work overtime on other people's vacations, I haven't paid off my mortgage, so I bought my own insurance. Fortunately, I don't have to buy a parking space because I can't afford a car at all... Haha..."
Hongjun, the Five Saints, Journey to the West, and all living beings all twitched slightly...
What's wrong with this TM...? Can you chat well? Can you still have fun together?
And the Heavenly Court.
The Jade Emperor looked at the many immortal officials in the audience and seemed to be saying... The River God... seems to be affiliated with the Heavenly Court. Are our River Gods so strong? Destroy the world at will?
When I met Pangu, I transformed into the Heavenly Creation Axe that was exactly the same as the Chaos Treasure in Pangu's hand??
Jade Emperor, do you know why? Can you send us to be a river god? We also want to touch the Chaos Treasure's Axe...
The Jade Emperor's mouth twitched wildly...
Depend on!!
If Dad had a way to get these things, he would have gone by himself long ago? Where is your turn?
"Cough cough~ Although the God of Liusha River belongs to the Heavenly Court, and its predecessor is also the General of the Heavenly Court's roller blinds,... this is done by a master, and I can do nothing." The Jade Emperor coughed twice, and then the sound spread to the heaven and earth, so that all living beings can know.
Although this is said to be affiliated with our Heavenly Court and his predecessor was also a member of the Heavenly Court, but!
This is definitely not our Heavenly Court, otherwise my father would be willing to take out the position of Jade Emperor to be the River God himself!
...
Lion Camel Ridge Wonderland.
Chen Tian laughed at the incongruous monk Sha. He merged the river god and the monk Sha in "One Hundred Thousand Jokes"!
This is why Monk Sha is so silly, and he also has the magic axe of the Heavenly Creation.
You know, in "One Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes", this River God is super perverted!
Anyone who has seen it knows that although this river god is a small river god, this miscellaneous is a concept version of the river god!
He will exist in the river, and whatever falls, it can turn into gold, silver, two identical items, and then take the same items and let the person who falls out answer.
The most perverted thing is that the river god can achieve a state of not being hurt or not dead in any place in the river!
Because no matter what you throw it away, weapons, martial arts, magical power attacks, law attacks, or divine thoughts!
He can create two different types of gold and silver for you! As for which one you give, it depends on which one you choose. If you choose the wrong one...
People will get angry and then use "little fist" to hit your chest~
Perhaps in "Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes", the River God is not so irritable, but this is a fusion with Monk Sha, and no matter how you do it, it is all in a thought.
There is another one, that is... any river! Remember, any river, the river god can have this ability, just like finding a home!
After all... In "One Hundred Thousand Cold Jokes", the river god said, "The Galaxy... is also a river~"
So, as long as it is a river, this calf is equivalent to going home, even if it is... even if it is a long river of time in the prehistoric world...
After all, there is the word "he"... it is also a "he"~
...
"I won't talk about sad things, I'll still make achievements~"
The monk Sha above the quicksand river stood up and squinted his eyes at the foursomes of Journey to the West, especially staring at the steel Zhu Bajie, and smiled and said, "The timid Marshal Tianpeng~ Are you falling off this golden stone? Or is this silver stone? Or is this ordinary stone?"
"Ordinary! Ordinary!!" Steel Pig Bajie hurriedly shouted, "Yeah, this is a devil, TMD is too terrifying. The great god Pangu has the Chaos Treasure of the Heavenly Axe... Do you know what else in his hand?
Hurry up and lick it!
"Well~" Monk Sha looked like a childish and smiled and said, "Honest Marshal Tianpeng~ Since you have chosen ordinary stones, for your honesty, I will give you all three~"
"Swoosh swosh swosh...!!!"
Then, all three stones were thrown ashore.
"Cough... General Rolling the Curtain, you are the third disciple of Tang Sanzang, can you follow him to travel west?" At this time, Old Ancestor Hongjun asked.
"Not available~ Their performance has not been completed yet. Daozu, how could you know that we are the bottom-level personnel... There are so many jobs and no commissions, so I work overtime on vacation..."
"Okay, okay, how can we calculate the performance?"
As the ancestor Hongjun heard his complaint, his old face turned dark and he quickly interrupted. Why did this guy feel even more despicable than Tang Sanzang?
"They are river gods. People will pick up whatever they throw away, and then turn them into something like gold and silver, and let them choose. If they choose their own, they will be considered to have achieved a result~"
Monk Sha smiled and said, "This is called looking for an honest person~ Of course, if you are not honest in your heart and have evil thoughts..."
As he was talking, the squinting monk Sha smiled strangely and said, "They will kill him~"
"Then...then I..." Iron Zhu Bajie spoke slightly.
"Because I remember Marshal Tianpeng~ I was drinking with me in the Heavenly Court." Monk Sha smiled.
"Then how much are you missing?" Sun Wukong asked.
“It’s still a lot shorter~”
“How many are there?”
"A lot is a lot, the irritable Monkey King~ don't ask others~"
"..." Sun Wukong.
"Ahem, since that's the case, I'll deal with it myself." Seeing this, Hongjun forgot it and ran away quickly. Not to mention completing his achievements, you can even let the Queen Mother of Heaven dance for you.
Then the figure flashed and left the golden light ball of heaven. When the Five Saints saw this, they also flashed and left the place.
As for the monk Sha, he had sank to the bottom of the river...
The four of Journey to the West looked at each other until Tang Sanzang nodded, and the other three nodded.
Isn’t it just that there is less performance? Let’s give it to you!
The little white dragon threw down a acquired spiritual treasure without hesitation and entered the Liusha River.
"Disgusting little white dragon~ Are you dropping this golden acquired spiritual treasure? Or is this white acquired spiritual treasure? Or is this acquired spiritual treasure that is nothing?"
Chapter completed!