002 I became a forest dog
"I had learned to sing and dance. Now many talent shows are very popular!" Zhang Xiao ate snacks and complained, "Looking at some talent shows now, I think many people are not as handsome as me, and I don't see how talented they are."
Song Hanlin was a little disgusted and said, "Actually, I can accept some boy groups, but the style of some boy groups is too unreasonable. Although there are some reasons for being made up and character design in theory, some people are indeed too feminine and too nifty."
Lin Yi smiled and said, "Let's see if there are any beautiful ladies in this show. It's best to have a good appearance, a good figure, and talent."
Fu Yaxin touched his chin and said, "You guys say, based on my appearance and family conditions, can I be a wealthy person?"
This seems to be a popular character in the entertainment industry now, and it is still very popular.
Song Hanlin nodded seriously and said with certainty, "Yes, your family's conditions are quite good. And although you are not as masculine as me, not as filial son-in-law, and not as talented as my sister-in-law, you are better than some celebrities with wealthy characters."
Lin Yi was speechless and complained, "Remember, the homonymph is a deduction for money!"
Zhang Xiao was too lazy to say anything. He was originally a "boy" and "Xiaozi", but now he has become a "filial son".
He was quite lucky. Lin Yi was directly deceived by the homophone, and his gender was changed. The "little chair" became "sister-in-law". This damn homophone, money must be deducted.
"Young master of the wealthy family, it's so difficult for you to open a membership for the New Year?" Song Hanlin was speechless and complained, "Your family conditions are so good, why can't you bear to spend this little money?"
Fu Yaxin said for granted, "The main thing is that it is not cost-effective. If there are good dramas, I will be recharged as a member when I watch them. It is not cost-effective to book a New Year. I often don't use an account for many days."
The program has begun. The creation camp claims to follow the youth culture and idol definitions in the Internet era from the competition system, model and program concept, breaking the tradition of previous talent shows and leaving more choices to the audience.
He summoned 101 contestants and allowed them to grow under the training of celebrity mentors through tasks, training and assessments. Finally, 11 contestants were selected and an idol group was made.
At the beginning of the show, there were naturally a row of seats, like a pyramid, and the first eleven picks were naturally the debut position.
In the empty recording scene, the first combination appeared, a simple self-introduction, and even no self-introduction, just rely on your own 'positioning' to choose those seats.
"This one is pretty good, it looks very energetic."
"It's okay, it's a little cute, but it's not very beautiful."
"I'm going, didn't I say I won't sell my misery, I won't sell my feelings, I won't fight or conflict!"
"This is your narrow-mindedness. Should the definition of a girl group be youthful and beautiful, long legs that can only sing and dance?"
The four kings of 306 are watching the show while eating melons, and from time to time they have to express their opinions.
Just as I was chatting, the voice-over appeared, "The next one to appear is the Yiyi Culture Girls Group."
"Beautiful lady!"
"I decided, I will pick this long-legged lady!"
"Chen Yiyi, did I see the name?"
Some people in the dormitory of 306 were excited, while others were stunned.
Looking at the tall and beautiful girl about 1.7 meters tall, Lin Yi was stunned. Why did she join the girl group?
With her physical incongruent performance, she still dares to join a girl group? Do you want to sing and dance with your life?
Don’t think that if I change my name to Chen Yiyi, I won’t know you anymore - Chen Yiyi!
No, is this Yiyi culture a bit vulgar and homophonic? First, make a small goal of earning 100 million, or do you mean that the names of two people are sworn sovereignty together?
Lin Yi was a little dumbfounded, his brain was covered in mud, and he couldn't react.
The phone is buzzing
"Yiyi is participating in the show, you have to vote for her!"
"Yiyi is so beautiful, she is even more beautiful after putting on makeup!"
"Xiaoyi, don't be nervous, Yiyi said she wanted to surprise you."
"Vote for Yiyi, and you can teach us how to vote."
......
Lin Yi felt that he was an outsider. Is he the only one who was hiding this matter? It seems that everyone in his family knew about this matter, but now he is the only one who is kept in the dark.
Because it is WeChat, the voice is naturally not small.
Song Hanlin grabbed Lin Yi's collar, and Fu Yaxin quickly pressed the pause, and he had to interrogate.
"Love family?"
"You are already married? Have you met your parents?"
"Lin Gou, what is the relationship between you and my goddess!"
I'm going, are you going to be so realistic? We have lived under the same roof for four years. Now, because a girl who just looked through the computer screen, she is deprecated as a "Lin Dog". Brotherhood is too cheap!
Lin Yi was speechless and said angrily, "My fellow villager, I live opposite my house. I asked me to say that I can put on makeup for 80 points, but not 85 points."
"You are just too harsh. This scoring standard will be beaten to death!" Song Hanlin dissatisfied and complained, "I have a score of at least 95 points! But since I am a childhood sweetheart, you must have a photo of her, maybe the show has a filter."
Fu Yaxin sneered and said sarcastically, "I almost fooled by you! Yiyi Culture, this is the name of you two! I love each other in a family, and they are obviously two families, why are they a family?"
I'll go, when did this guy become smarter?!
Of course, Lin Yi won’t say anything more if he beat him to death. Let’s continue watching the show.
Celebrity mentors such as mentors and initiators appeared, introduced the competition system, etc., which is the first round of group assessment.
The top 11 trainees in self-assessment need to start performing and conduct group assessments. Whether it is Class A, Class B, Class C or Class D, it depends on their first program.
"My goddess is just too late to appear, otherwise she would definitely appear earlier and there will definitely be more shots."
"By the way, which major is the goddess? Or did she become a trainee very early?"
Facing his gossip roommate, Lin Yi said, "It's from Guoyin, and I learn vocal music. No, they are in the five-year system and are only in the senior year!"
Hearing Lin Yi say this, his pig teammates nodded and just grasp the situation a little. Look at it and see how strong it is, but don’t just be a vase.
"Sister-in-law, I remember you said before that there is a music store at home, right?"
"My sister-in-law seems to know a lot of musical instruments. I remember being able to play the flute, right?"
The performance of the top eleven self-assessment ends, that is, the lottery draw begins to perform.
“No. 17.”
"Goddess, the goddess's performance has begun!"
The other people at 306 seemed very excited, but Lin Yi's heart beat violently, and the bad feeling became stronger and stronger.
Yiyi Culture Combination
Chen Yiyi and her classmates?
The initiator with experience in a boy group read the stands and asked with a smile, "I read it, are you sure you choose this song?"
Chen Yiyi held the microphone and said with a smile, "Yes, this song was sung for me by my childhood sweetheart."
Singing and writing instructor Hu Bin asked, "Oh? He created it himself?"
"It's a change. Mr. Shizhi wrote a poem in his early years, and revised it on the basis of this poem, and matched it with the song." Chen Yiyi seemed very proud and had a full-faced attitude. "When I was in a bad mood, he would sing and coax me."
Shengyun mentor Chen Aila asked with a smile, "Then the meaning of this song to you must be very extraordinary. It turns out to be a song of love."
"It's not this song, I don't know which song is the one that is in love. I may like "Fairy Tales", but there are "Meeting" and "Love Certificate". I like his songs very much."
Several people at 306 immediately stared at Lin Yi, feeling that they were going to kill someone.
Lin Yi was so sad that he would not bring such a playful person!
I have said that those songs are not written by me, I just heard them... It seems to be songs from another planet, as if they were works from another planet, a specious planet, or at a certain node, a history of a fork in the road, another civilization and story.
For example, Lin Yi studied a lot of history when he was a child.
In the Battle of Toshima, Beiyang defeated Japan, and then took advantage of the victory to pursue the enemy and bombarded Sasebo. Although the Qing Dynasty was inevitably setting sun, it almost destroyed Japan before...
Chen Aila was a little funny and asked, "Oh? Are your childhood sweethearts musicians?"
"We had an appointment to go to Guoyin, but he went to perform in opera, saying that in order to experience different lives and different emotions, he went to study performance." Chen Yiyi smiled, but asked with a bit of gritting teeth, "I know you may be suspicious, but if you hear his works, you will know that I am not bragging. His name is Lin Yi, a senior student in the Department of Performance in Shanghai."
"Lin Gou! I'll kill you!"
"Lin Gou, you dare to let my goddess down!"
"Kill the Lin Dog in your hand!"
The people in the dormitory 306 were about to kill Lin Yi, and suddenly the dormitory door was pushed open brutally.
"Is it him?"
"Where are people? Get out of the way!"
Chapter completed!