"no!"

Xiao Chunu couldn't help but laugh, "Why do you always use this trick? I've told you that you have to use it by dividing people and targeting people?"

She found that Chen Sinian seemed to use this routine every time, and the time when it was available was wrong, which was very annoying.

Chen Sinian felt very wronged.

"That……"

He had a bite of food and couldn't help but say, "You didn't teach the rest!"

Xiao Chunu was amused, her mouth raised, her white teeth showed, and a trace of pride flashed deep in her eyes.

"It's wrong for you to chat like this. When you come up, you will make girls feel insecure about you and naturally divide you into the Neptune category." Xiao Chunu said.

It is correct for a boy to take the initiative when he first chats, but if he performs too much, it will have the opposite effect.

Chen Sinian didn't think about this.

"Why is it so troublesome!" He couldn't help complaining.

Xiao Chunu knew that Chen Sinian was not patient in dealing with girls.

It also needs to be finely ground.

"Where is the trouble? Otherwise, what do you want? Just a few words will make girls fall in love with you?" Xiao Chunu said angrily: "You think you are RMB!"

Chen Sinian doesn’t like to chat online, especially with girls. He always feels that this is a waste of time.

It’s better to learn the latest photography skills of jelly.

"Then! I'll be simpler."

Chen Sinian sent a message to Xiao Chu’s girl: “Miss, you are very beautiful, I like it very much.”

"Then he will send you three words directly, hahaha!" Xiao Chunu said.

"What does it mean to post hahahaha?"

"I don't know how to answer, but to cover up the embarrassment, I can only hahaha."

"So, I'm talking about this right?" Chen Sinian asked.

It's definitely not right.

"It's not advisable to be too direct!"

This is too much trouble.

Chen Sinian thought about it and sent another message to Xiao Chumiao: "Miss, how old are you!"

Xiao Chunu did not stop Chen Sinian.

“18   ”

"It's 18, that young lady, do you have a boyfriend?"

"No."

"Miss, can I chase you?"

"Ha ha!"

"Miss, what does haha ​​mean?"

Bang!

Xiao Chum threw her cell phone on the table, and she couldn't continue chatting.

Chen Sinian's worst love class is probably this lesson online, and Xiao Chunu was furious.

"Look at you, every word is a question, and it won't be long before the conversation will continue." Xiao Chunu fanned herself: "Interrogative chat is even more undesirable."

Chen Sinian sighed, he really has no talent in this regard.

"Then... how do you want to talk?" Chen Sinian asked.

"I'll teach you a universal chat formula." Xiao Chunu said quietly.

"What universal formula?"

"Is it + location + a coincidence + so too?"

Chen Sinian looked confused.

"What's the meaning?"

"For example, if you meet a girl you like in the school playground, you will use the routine of meeting the first lesson to reach WeChat News, and now you have entered the online chat stage." Xiao Chunu said in a leisurely manner.

"Then what!"

"Does it start with? Join the location where you were going to WeChat and substitute what you were going to do at that time?" Xiao Chunu seemed very confident.

Xiao Chunu has read too many emotional stories and radio stations, and she has also read too many examples of boys and girls who have first met online chat to enhance their relationship.

Among them, she was most impressed and thought the most desirable method was to start chatting with "yes or not".

She shared it with Chen Sinian without reservation.

Chen Sinian shook his head.

"Don't be so troublesome, just give a definite example."

"For example, if you want to get a girl's WeChat message on the school playground, you can say..."

Xiao Chunu's eyes were bright, and she said word by word: "Are you going to run in the school playground? What a coincidence, so do I?"

"This way, it is neither boring nor abrupt. If she answers no, then ask her what she is going to do in the playground and continue talking about her."

Chen Sinian likes to learn from one example and apply it to others.

"What if she answered yes?" Chen Sinian said.

"That would be even better."

Xiao Chunu suddenly gave Chen Sinian a playful look: "Since you have common interests and are still so destined to do it, just ask her to exercise together next time."

Damn it!

"Learn another move! It's really amazing!"

Chen Sinian widened his eyes. This universal formula sounded quite good.

Even he felt that he was OK.

Teacher Xiao yyds!

...

The weather in Jiangcheng is very changeable, especially in early summer.

It cleared in the afternoon.

Since there was no class in the afternoon, everyone except Li Min was in the dormitory.

Xiao Shiquan browsed the big events that happened in the school yesterday in the school forum, and he shouted: "What a pity, otherwise our school would have been popular again."

"What a pity?" Chen Sinian asked.

The school has been making a lot of news recently. Except for the founder of Shell Mobile Phones donated to blog traffic, other news is all about the school anniversary.

After all, Jiangda has a long history, especially in central China, the century-old school anniversary is not careless.

"I was in the competition yesterday, and many people in the school post bar were discussing the issue of the presidential referee."

Xiao Shiquan was very angry. He said: "I watched it on the scene yesterday. I thought there was something wrong with the referee and always brag about Xu Haofeng. Unexpectedly, Xu Haofeng was sent off in the third quarter."

Chen Sinian frowned.

"Then what?"

"What else is there, then, our basketball team is Xu Haofeng, who is outstanding in strength. After being sent off, he still plays a hammer and is directly beaten." Xiao Shiquan said.

Chen Sinian thought about something.

He remembered Xiao Chunu said that Xu Haofeng worked hard to join the Provincial Jiangda Basketball Team in order to win the Cuba championship and lay the foundation for joining the Provincial Team.

But now, no matter what the reason is.

If you lose, you lose. Xu Haofeng will definitely be blocked when he enters the provincial basketball team.

Will this affect his time to join the provincial team?

"Now the school forum is talking about the black whistle, and I'm going to report it to the Basketball Association." Xiao Shiquan said.

“Is it useful?”

Chen Sinian easily found a special example, "Some years ago, football was different, and there were many whistles everywhere, but now there were many. Didn't Luneng even quit the game a while ago?"

"Oh, it's too difficult." Xiao Shiquan is a person who really has a sense of collective honor.

"You're right, but the ball is round!"

“…”
Chapter completed!