Chapter 75: Digging the Wall, The First Foot: Lurking
On the way back to the dormitory.
Chen Sinian suddenly remembered, and forgot to ask what kind of gift he should give if he was chasing the girl he liked.
Chen Sinian was a good student, so he quickly chased Xiao Chunu.
"What?" Xiao Chunu asked, and the phone made a crunching sound, like a little hamster eating potato chips.
"No, I just forgot to ask what gifts I should give to the girl I like." Chen Sinian said.
"It's easy. It's the same thing as the change. Girls are insecure. They want to follow the girls they like and give the same gifts. It's enough to make her feel your love full."
All of them were short checks after saying so much.
"For example," Chen Sinian said.
"The clearest direction for giving gifts to the girl you like is to move her and let her be surrounded by warmth. For example, the shed that Li Min built for Zhao Ting, this gift is pretty good." Xiao Chunu said casually.
There was also a voice from Qin Huairu in "Love in Siheyuan" on the phone. At this time, it was easy to think of Xiao Chunu's smacking her lips and eating snacks to watch the show.
Chen Sinian didn't bother him anymore, and hung up the phone after chatting for a few words.
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Wednesday, the day 520 is getting closer.
Everyone has different ways of chasing girls, some are simple and clear, while others have deep routines.
Xu Haofeng's view of love is like his playing basketball. Even when facing setbacks and difficulties, he will still face difficulties.
School outdoor basketball court.
Xu Haofeng is practicing dribbling around obstacles. His position is a point guard, responsible for organizing offense and controlling the overall rhythm. However, because his personal ability is too outstanding, sometimes he also serves as a shooting guard.
Usually, he can score one-third of the team's score during the entire game.
Unfortunately, playing basketball is not about falling in love, not just a simple impact, hand-to-hand combat and layups.
For Xu Haofeng, chasing a girl is really difficult.
But, what's even more difficult is that he still wants to poach.
"Feng Team, Brother Yi, brothers, drink water." Zhang Gang held a box of water on the bench next to the basketball court and shouted at the basketball court.
The game of a group of tall men grabbing a basketball officially ended.
Seeing that the school basketball team had a break, a group of girls who had been waiting nearby came up to meet him.
Especially Li Yi’s girlfriend, she stuffed the half-drink watermelon Bobo milk tea straw into Li Yi’s mouth.
This made a group of boys who only knew how to play basketball enviously.
Li Yi has a different idea from others. Others want to play basketball well and start the starter, while Li Yi thinks that if he plays basketball well, he can make a better girlfriend.
The starting point decided that Li Yi deserves several girlfriends.
Xu Haofeng looked at Li Yi where he was and shouted: "Li Yi, come here."
Li Yi helplessly stuffed the tube in his mouth into his girlfriend's mouth.
"Team Feng, are you asking me for something?" Li Yi smiled happily.
"Let's go there and say, there are many people here." Xu Haofeng said. He was going to ask Li Yi how to use 520 to move Xiao Chunu.
The two walked a distance.
"It's 520 soon. I want to give Xiao Chunu some meaningful gifts. What do you think is good to give?" Xu Haofeng asked.
"She won't accept anything she gives." Li Yi was very direct.
"Then I will anonymous every day and buy a bouquet of roses for her, which will touch her."
"Maybe she would think it was given to Chen Sinian."
Every time he talks about Chen Sinian, Xu Haofeng would not help but say, "There is such a bad person, Chen Sinian, a slut, and I don't know what Xiao Chunu likes him."
"That's right, Jiang Da's talented man has only a false reputation." Li Yi echoed.
"Then what should I do?" Xu Haofeng asked again.
Li Yi was also very helpless.
The two of them chatted for a long time last time, and he also gave his opinions and ideas, allowing Xu Haofeng to pretend to be Chen Sinian's type and quietly approach Xiao Chunu.
But Xu Haofeng refused directly.
"To be honest, my current girlfriend Zhang Jiajia was dug up by me. I do have experience in this regard." Li Yi whispered.
To be honest, if I didn’t know that you, Li Yi, have experience in this area, would I look for you?
Xu Haofeng snorted and said, "Tell me directly, what should I do."
"Poaching and falling in love actually have one thing in common, that is, to understand the psychology of women, you must..." Li Yi is also preparing to talk about the topic of poaching in depth and in detail.
Xu Haofeng couldn't help it: "Don't talk nonsense, just say how to do it. I don't have the time to do my homework, I just want the purpose and the result."
Li Yi smiled and said in his heart that your mother was criticizing him.
If you don’t even want to spend this time on girls, why are you still dating and poaching? You deserve to be single for the rest of your life.
Let’s go with basketball in the next life!
"The first thing I do is lurk," Li Yi said.
"What does lurking mean?"
"For example, take me as an example. Before I fell in love with Zhang Jiajia, one day I saw Zhang Jiajia kissing his boyfriend on a stool. Zhang Jiajia's lips were really tempting. I fell in love with him in an instant and decided to take it down, so I started poaching."
Xu Haofeng was very upset.
"I'm not here to listen to your messy things."
"What I mean is that when you see the woman you like and the other person has a boyfriend, don't be anxious at this time. You have to observe the situation they get along with. There is only one task at this time." Li Yi preached very seriously.
"What mission?"
"Successfully get her contact information, remove any warning from her about you, and be able to be friends with her smoothly." Li Yi continued: "Of course, you don't need to worry about these things anymore. What you need now is to remove Xiao Chunu's guard against you."
It seems to make some sense.
"Tell me, how to do it." Xu Haofeng's eyes suddenly became more serious and serious.
"You have been chasing Xiao Chunu before, and it is certain that you like it. This causes you to be unable to convert to other identities, so you can only help Xiao Chunu and Chen Sinian."
“Continue.”
"Suddenly let go, transforming your love for Xiao Chunu into love, and using all your skills to make Xiao Chunu agree to recognize you as your fucking brother."
Fuck brother and sister.
It seems that when I was in junior high school, I always liked to recognize my relatives, and then I recognized them together.
"You kid is so powerful, I want to see you chase Xiao Chunu. I feel disgusting Chen Sinian." Xu Haofeng said with a smile.
Li Yi actually didn't think so. After all, the theory and practical operation in his mouth are different.
"What's the matter with Team Feng? I have no intention of my sister-in-law." Li Yi said quickly.
When Li Yi called his sister-in-law, Xu Haofeng was overjoyed.
"That's good. Don't you like the same shoes as Zhan? I'll give you a pair of you." Xu Haofeng said.
Li Yi was overjoyed: "Brother Feng is awesome."
“…”
Chapter completed!