Chapter 101: How to make online chat instantly cute(1/2)
It turned out that this was the case, and the result was really unexpected!
Strange to say.
Chen Sinian was taught in the original course of Xiao Chu’s girlfriend’s understanding. According to the principle, this would not happen!
Chen Sinian brought a bench over.
"Tell me in detail, let me be happy!"
Li Min was very upset and directly retorted: "Why are you happy? We are almost in a hurry."
It was obvious that the boat he and Zhao Ting loved was about to begin to ripple, but after listening to Chen Sinian's method, the boat capsized directly.
Chen Sinian didn't know what the problem was.
"Isn't this asking you to tell me? I'll help you analyze where the problem lies!" Chen Sinian said.
Li Min breathed a sigh of relief.
"You said that people who are chasing slow-tempered should not be anxious. Let me accept Zhao Ting's kindness and open a barbecue stall with her, right?" Li Min asked.
Zhao Ting is slow to warm up, and it is too difficult to fall in love at first sight. She can only use the method of falling in love over time and slowly.
Girls who are slow to warm up have a strong will to protect themselves. They will feel scared of the most direct love and need, thus creating a resistant mentality.
"I'm right. I'm not worried about slow-warming girls!" Chen Sinian replied.
Li Min agreed that there is nothing wrong with this.
"That's also what you taught me about knowing and falling in love, and what celebrities you understand her appreciation, right?"
"That's right."
"After knowing the celebrity she admires, let me pretend that she admires the personality type of celebrities. You are right?" Li Min pressed step by step.
This is the disguise of the second lesson of knowing each other.
"I said it really."
Chen Sinian felt that this step by step was fine. He asked: "Is it because the time is too short that you haven't figured out what type of celebrity Zhao Ting admires?"
Li Min shook his head wildly. He often watched the celebrity's shows.
"Impossible, I don't know that person, and that celebrity has a distinct personality and is easy to disguise."
"Who is it?" Chen Sinian asked.
Li Min looked serious and slowly stretched out his hands, "Perfect!"
“…”
Chen Sinian couldn't hold it in anymore. After a long time, the problem lies here.
Chen Sinian learned it once, "Perfect!"
"Don't say these two words. I don't know how many times I have said it these two days, and I'm almost vomiting." Li Min was very frustrated.
It turns out that the celebrity Zhao Ting admires is Teacher Jin Xing. No wonder Zhao Ting has the urge to regard Li Min as her best friend!
"You are wrong. I'm asking you to pretend to be the personality of a celebrity of the opposite sex she likes." Chen Sinian said.
"She only admires Teacher Jin Xing!" Li Min was helpless.
"This..." Chen Sinian was speechless, "You can't blame me for this. I didn't let you pretend to be like Teacher Jin Xing."
Li Min was very anxious.
"What should I do next?"
"Then let's analyze what type of boys they like based on the most basic characteristics of slow-warming girls." Chen Sinian said.
Just talking nonsense, this person’s novels written now must be very good at it.
"Just be right, what type of boy do they like!"
How could Chen Sinian know about this?
However, after reading so many confessions and radio stories, Xiao Chunu must have been exposed to experiences about chasing girls with slow enthusiasm.
"I have to think about this." Chen Sinian said perfunctorily.
"Are you looking at this pencil?" Li Min asked.
"What's wrong with the morning light?"
Click!
Li Min folded the pencil into two sections and said gloomyly: "I have collected my treasured resources, and I advise you to think of a solution, otherwise this pen will be your end."
“…”
After all, he is a good roommate, and Chen Sinian must take Li Min's affairs to heart.
Soon, he picked up his cell phone and sent a message to Xiao Chu's woman for help.
Chen Sinian: "?"
Xiao Chunu understood the meaning of Chen Sinian's question mark.
Xiao Chunu: "I just finished taking a shower, what's wrong?"
Xiao Chunu always smells fragrant and smells nicely, and Chen Sinian is very curious.
Chen Sinian: "What kind of soap do you use?"
Xiao Chunu: "I used shower gel."
“What brand of shower gel?”
Is Chen Sinian specializing in chatting with him?
"Lucitane!"
“Is this brand of shower gel fragrant?”
"It smells good!"
Chen Sinian: "How fragrant is it?"
Xiao Chunu found it boring to listen.
"The rose is light, very light."
It's very light, why does Chen Sinian feel that her body smells fragrant every time? Is it the body smelly?
Chen Sinian: "How light is it?"
“…”
Xiao Chunu didn't want to chat with him in an instant.
Xiao Chunu finally couldn't help it and sent a voice message: "Why have you forgotten what I told you again? Don't keep asking girls questions, they are not here to be interrogated by you."
Damn, I forgot.
Chen Sinian typed some words and deleted them again. After a while, he sent them out.
Chen Sinian: "I understand, I try to use adjectives and metaphors as much as possible instead of questions!"
“…”
Xiao Chunu suddenly remembered, is he created you now like a dog?
Xiao Chunu: "Don't, let me teach you how to chat with girls online!"
Chen Sinian became interested.
He replied: "How to talk?"
"What I taught you last time was to use the right way to open a chat topic. After opening a topic, you will show the chat methods."
Chen Sinian was confused when he heard it.
“What is a display chat method?”
Xiao Chum sent a voice message: "Showing chat methods is to make the entire chat atmosphere cute, interesting, simple, and angry!"
Is this the master?
"What's wrong?"
"Just give an example. I will send a sentence, add a word to make this sentence angry, interesting and cute!"
Xiao Chum sent a sentence: "Chen Sinian, you are so annoying!"
Chen Sinian was completely confused.
"Why do you want to add the word "me"?"
Chen Sinian sent a message: "Chen Sinian, you are so annoying to me!"
Isn't it all the same?
Xiao Chu girl was angry: "You are a talented man in the opera department, you are so stupid!"
To be continued...