Chapter 654 [Big vulgarity is Taiga]
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Don’t be afraid of drinking. When you get married, you can drink when you get married, or even in the mountains for three days, regardless of size. Although some people don’t like it, they are all jokes after all. For example, even if these fellow villagers in the mountains use wine to knock him down and successfully sleep with the bride, they just act like a good person. They also have to pay attention to "lying in harmony with their clothes, not acting like a move". Otherwise, they are not making a wedding chamber, or they are playing hooligans.
These troubles, including asking him to wear stockings, high heels, chastity belts, were just a bit spoofed, just that everyone was happy and their original intention was not bad. But even so, Zhou Yi was very difficult to accept, and had made arrangements to secretly teach those kids a lesson and make up this ridiculous custom of "making a new house".
Fei Dali is different. He challenged in public and said something to let Liu Xu kiss him. If Zhou Yi doesn't care, he doesn't care about his wife anymore. This is a matter of principle. What's more, judging from the expressions of other students, they obviously hate Fei Dali. Seeing that he did so too much, they all became silent.
"Hehe, what's wrong, Widow Zhou, are you scared?" Fei Dali said, "I've heard that you have a big business, I'm afraid you are also the chairman of a listed company? What is a listed company? Isn't it just a money-making company? My buddy has played stocks, and my buddy understands it. Others respect you, but my buddy is strong and I'm going to leave you today. Come on, if you lose, my buddy will learn the rules of the mountain village today, make a wedding chamber, and sleep with the bride. What do you think?"
There is such a villain who is born with a grandmother who is not close to her and her uncle doesn't love her. She is arrogant and powerful when she is young. She bullied anyone in the class. I remember one time it aroused public outrage in the whole class. More than 20 men chased him from the fifth floor to the first floor. After receiving such a big lesson, they should have some warnings. However, they didn't expect that they became a human and became even more aggressive. When Liu Xu heard the last sentence, she glared at Zhu Xiaohua and looked at him fiercely. Who are you trying to do this?
Comrade Xiaohua's expression also changed. Fei Dali was not recruited by him. However, when he heard other old classmates say that Zhou Yi was going to get married, he insisted on making up a share. He also thought he had changed his temperament, not like a bastard back then. Unexpectedly, dogs could not change their shit, which was even more fun than when they were in school. He went up and grabbed Fei Dali's arm: "Your qi, I think you are drunk too much. Today is Zhou Yi's day of great joy. Do you have to be a sensation if you make a fuss?"
"Who is not a sensible person? Am I still Widow Zhou?"
Fei Dali sneered and pointed to the two jars of white wine just now: "See that, the old classmate joked with him, he was going to fight like this. Am I afraid of him with a 'struggle'? Zhou Yi, then come on, if my buddy loses and calls you grandpa in public, otherwise... Hehe, what I said just now, we will do it. Don't worry. My buddy has asked the rules clearly and knows the truth of 'lying lying in harmony with clothes, not moving my mouth'."
"Pour wine!"
Zhou Yi didn't talk to him, so he directly asked someone to bring a big bowl from the kitchen. He poured two bowls of wine in full, and took one bowl and drank it all. The bowl was delivered to Fei Dali: "Please." This man was not a thing, but he was here to have a wedding banquet. He could not beat him directly, so he could only lie down at the table.
"It's so stunning. Such a big bowl isn't boiled water, right?"
This bowl is used to serve noodles in the kitchen. One bowl is 8 taels. It is a huge amount of food. But I have never drunk this wine. Seeing Zhou Yi tilted his neck and fucked, I felt trembling. Did he kick the iron plate? No, it was his man who poured the wine. It was not a trick, so he wanted to be wronged, right? So he grabbed the bowl and checked it, and smelled it. His face changed drastically. With his years of experience in alcohol business, this wine starts at least 65 degrees, which is something that can be caught when it encounters fire!
"What's wrong? Is it really hard? If it doesn't work, just lower your head and reimburse Zhou Yi for a favor. They are all old classmates, so he won't really do anything to you..."
A female classmate chuckled, and everyone laughed, what's the thing? Elementary school classmates look down on him. Zhou Yi's classmates who are good friends in junior high school and high school have long wanted to come and beat him up. This is just that it's a wedding banquet. Everyone has some concerns and is holding back their anger.
"Will I be afraid?" Fei Dali had to be fat when he was slapped at this moment. He picked up the wine bowl and tilted his neck to fuck him. The friends back then were shocked. This guy stole his father's wine when he was in elementary school. Now he is a wine business. It seems that he can drink well? Zhou Yi rashly fought with him, and seemed a little rash.
"Wife Zhou, I didn't expect that, aren't you afraid to tell you that my buddy is worth two pounds, you can fight with me...uh..."
Before he could speak halfway, Fei Dali's eyes widened, and Zhou Yi had actually dried two bowls! Adding the bowl just now, nearly two and a half pounds of white wine, he got into his stomach, but his face was not red and sweaty, and he smiled, as if the one I just drank was not white wine, but orange juice.
"I......"
"What do I do? Drink me! Don't worry, you have drunk too much, my buddy promises to throw you into the water to sober up, you won't be drunk to death." Zhu Xiaohua was so happy. He fought with the third brother. You are looking for death. Grandma, aren't you looking forward to the third brother lying down? Why did you change your position now? Who made this kid need to deal with it? Not afraid or afraid, there are two or three hundred men from the mountain village waiting behind. Today, the third brother is really huge, and it also guarantees that he can't get out of the air and enter the bridal chamber!
It’s one thing to be a buddy, class hatred is a class hatred, and it’s another thing to be annoyed. Comrade Xiaohua has always been a person with clear public and private affairs and never acts emotionally.
"Bang!"
Fei Dali is a shameless person. In front of so many classmates, and half of them are female classmates, they would rather die of drunken than be scared to death? After two bowls of wine and dizzy, the guy fell directly. It was a loud noise. A classmate next to him quickly opened the table to save a table of food and drinks, but no one reached out to help him. Some scientists said that when he was drunk, his whole body was relaxed, so drunk people usually couldn't die.
Zhu Xiaohua called two gangsters and asked Fei Dali to go to the cold spring. After she smiled and pulled the bride and groom to drink. She killed the chicken to scare the monkey. From elementary school to junior high school, all the high school classmates were shocked. She secretly looked at Zhou Yi with steady footwork. She also knew that this was a fairy in the wine. They were all civilized and polite. When they took the wine glass, they were all polite. They were all straightforward and said, "Don't drink, don't drink, today is the hardest day. You have to drink less and have more rest..." The gentle Comrade Xiaohua couldn't bear it anymore, so she found a loophole to run to the table of the villagers and cheered the men of the mountain village in advance. The group of people screamed, "I'm not afraid that Mr. Xiao Zhou can drink, but I'm afraid that there are too many people in us. If you fuck him one by two hundred, the mountain god will have to touch the wrong nest."
This is all messy. The people in the mountains are simple and stubborn. If you know it, you have to put Zhou Yi down and sleep with the bride! Li Yuanfang was so happy... she kept cheering her wife and nephew and instilling a lot of yellow and erotic thoughts.
After a group of classmates settled down and went to the circle of friends in the Jianghu Sect, it was a midnight break. Su Dingfang and Wang Dong were all there, and Gaomai Lu and Su Province were also here. Since the incident of Grandma Xiong, Su Dingfang made up his mind to become Zhou Yi's old partner. This time he called many subordinates to make them recognize their familiar faces and never provoke this master in the future. If there is anything, Zhou Yi will help and take care of his people.
Little La Jiao Gu Yun didn't come. In fact, since the girl put down her body and took the initiative to apologize, Zhou Yi and her had already met and smiled to eliminate their grudges. Liu Xu knew about this story and looked at this strange woman in the martial arts world. But she didn't expect that she would be shy. After Su Dingfang explained, Zhou Yi realized that she was thinking a little bit. The girl followed her father Gu Gong to visit Africa. It is said that there are people in the cannibal tribe there, and even if there were bodyguards in the Nanshui Palace, she was not relieved.
Wang Dong looked up and down at Liu Xu a few times and gave Zhou Yi a thumbs up, meaning that the training was good. This was a fairy medicine for his wife to take. He would break through the dark energy in a few days. Zhou Yi smiled and didn't say anything, so he pulled over a bowl to fight with Zhou Yi. Since he lost the last time he lost the wine fight, Colonel Wang has been practicing for a long time and is waiting to find a place today.
Zhou Yi saw that it was so good, and his morale was available! He pulled Wang Dong over and whispered a few times, and the guy was shocked immediately: "There is such a thing? There are only two or three hundred men. I will be the best man temporarily. Let's compare with each other, and see who gets drunk more people!"
There was a little extra help for no reason, but the wine fairy with great combat power. Zhou Yi was so happy when he heard this: "Brother Wang, I didn't make friends with you for nothing..."
"Don't be polite. If it's you alone, I'm too lazy to care. You can't drink, even I dare to win? I want to 'protect' my younger brothers and sisters!" When it comes to defense, Wang Dong's military habits broke out, his eyes were full of luminous. At this moment, in his eyes, willow catkins and fishing~yu Islands are no different, they are both territory. Of course, this territory belongs to Brother Zhou, so he helped to stand guard... But before he left, Zhou Yi smiled at Chen Yingning and the monk Nengwu who was sitting next to a group of old Taoists. The old Taoists looked at each other and left the wine table one after another, as mysterious as a group of underground workers.
"Brother, even the Taoist associations are coming? You are getting more and more friends, but these bulls have mysterious noses. They spend nine months a year in the Taoist temples. They all have strange tempers. You have to keep a distance when interacting with them..."
Wang Dong frowned slightly, as if he wanted to say something, but he was a little worried and inconvenient to say more. Zhou Yi was thinking about how to deal with two or three hundred drunks, but he didn't take it to heart. He just kept reminding Liu Xu from time to time. Liu Xu blushed from time to time, and poked Zhou Yi's chest with his arm, and the corners of his eyebrows and eyes. The unlimited friendship made him a little jealous. Unconsciously, he looked back at someone and saw that the man was holding up his wine glass high, shouting and fighting with others. Occasionally, he also glanced at Zhou Yi's figure. Wang Dong sighed in his heart, forget it, you still don't understand her thoughts. Even if you can't be Zhou Yi's wife in this life, you will still be his "iron buddy" and "red pink confidant". You are still a man who stands tall and upright, and you don't want to serve the country loyally and think about it all day long. What a good man!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but laugh and shouted in front of Zhou Yi: "Who wants to drink the groom's wine? Let's talk about me, the best man who has become a monk halfway!"
These men in the mountains were stunned. Why did Cheng Yaojin come out on the way? Xiaohua's "maintainer" never said that there was such a best man? Zhu Xiaohua was also stunned. This man was full of murderous aura. Who named him his best man? Zhou Yi has met many strange people during this period, and many of them are not destined to know each other. It is not a circle at all.
"Mom, the foreign man wants to challenge our mountain people. We are not sure about anything else. When it comes to drinking, I have been afraid of anyone! One is counted as one, and the groom and the best man will all be knocked down!"
"Go! Mr. Xiao Zhou, I'll do a bowl first, you and your people will do it!"
"I did it too!"
It’s not OK to drink it. People want to stuff the wine bowl into your mouth. The fourth brother fell down first, and the two fierce classmates and best men didn’t need to pretend. After two bowls, they opened their voices and sang Xiaoer Hei. They just learned from Zhou Yi... Chen Daoping was really unspoken. He drank three pounds of white wine alone. After killing two opponents, Zhou Yi felt that he was lit up. This young man is good and should be promoted!
Wang Dong did what he said, "One man is the pass, and ten thousand men are not allowed to open it." After more than twenty minutes of drinking, the men around him had five or six tables. He couldn't get close to Zhou Yi and was all drunk by him.
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After more than fifty holes, Wang Dong finally started to go crazy. He imitated the sound of machine gun firing in his mouth, and slapped for a long time like Comrade Wang Cheng, who was standing alone in the high ground. Suddenly, he raised his arm and shouted, "Comrades, fire at me!" Then he fell head-on and fell asleep.
At that time, I will be called a soldier. Zhou Yi secretly gave a thumbs up. Comrade, please go with peace of mind. There are friends who stick to the "highland"...
More than 200 men were "dead" in an instant, and they were a little cowardly. Is this still a human? And looking at the groom's calm and gentle look, it seems that this is nothing? Thinking of the magic of "Mr. Xiao Zhou", the men who were having fun with the wine bowl were hesitant for the first time. Why don't we take a little leisurely? Anyway, we are not going to sleep with the bride. After working for a long time, aren't we creating conditions for the half-birth and half-best children in the family?
"Friends, come on! The time for the bayonet to see the red color is here. The enemy is all paper tigers. Difficulties are like springs. If you are strong, it will be weak. If you are weak, it will be strong. The east wind blows, the war drums beat, who is afraid of whom on the wine table? If you are the one who pees on the wall, go on, don't be like a sissy!"
Seeing that the situation was not good, Comrade Xiaohua finally found out the 'fear face' she had been hiding for a long time, and he laughed: "Third brother, your 'retribution' has arrived!' Flowers, my lover, my husband has avenged you..."
"It's not that easy to take revenge on me." Zhou Yi was happy, and he filled the idles with one wine bowl. He shouted: "Whoever wants to fight for wine will come. If you don't want to get on, we're not afraid of being alone, come in line. Today, I, Zhou Yi, went out and wanted to sleep with my wife, but there was no door!"
Zhou Yi also fought hard.
Since I was transformed by the all-round idle system, when it comes to eating and drinking, who have you ever been afraid of? Can you be considered a Hunyuan-level master like Master Wu and Wang Dong? Or is it overwhelmed by my buddy, I really don’t know where the limit is! Anyway, I’ve been drinking almost all today, so I’m not afraid of being shocked. So what if my buddy is after the chef, doctor, and beast god, then I’m going to be the God of Baccarat again?
Chapter completed!