Chapter two hundred and ninety-ninth [Twenty-two Yamamoto]
The wineries that set up booths outside the castle tried their best to match the wines with the dishes. Foie gras, truffles and caviar were all sold on the market, and they were served at no cost, just to attract these public judges and get precious prizes.
One vote. However, this kind of trick still cannot attract real old drunkards. Tang De, who was wandering outside the castle, was a little bored and was about to find a place to rest and finish the morning. Suddenly he saw a commotion in the crowd.
"It's a challenge! Let's fight for wine, let's fight for wine."
“It has been three years since I saw a winery compete in a wine competition. Which one is so impatient? The competition has only started for half a day, how many votes can you get if you win the competition? It’s so uncool...
..”
"He's from the island country. It's no wonder. He probably took a fancy to his position. Oh, the challenger is old Sean from Mary Manor. I heard that his manor has been renamed and was acquired by a Chinese. But look
It seems that this new owner has no ability, but he actually uses this level of wine to participate in the competition? I really don’t know how they got the invitation."
"Let's go and take a look. We can pass the morning, haha."
There is no one who does bad things. Lao Maozi is no exception. When they see contestants competing for wine, these public judges are more enthusiastic than chicken blood. Some wineries also send winemakers to watch the show and try to take advantage of the situation.
Yamamoto Twenty-Two was very proud. He felt that he had the vision of a strategist. Less than an hour after the game started, he found a shortcut to victory.
Wait step by step for those public judges to vote, stay in this crappy position and wait for pie to fall from the sky? No! The 'martyrs' of the island country have never taught future generations to be cowards! Plunder. Only plunder is the fastest development.
In this way, the entire history of the island country is a history of plunder! Yamamoto has observed for a long time that this idle manor is the weakest among the contestants. As long as they seize their position, with the 'secret weapon' he prepared, Yamato brand sake will be very powerful.
There is hope to reach the finals on the third day and establish a bridgehead in the French wine industry!
"Let me create the glory of the island country's wine industry!" With the dream and glory of the creator, Yamamoto Twenty-Two looked back at the winemaker Toriyama Sarunosuke behind him, and the two guys laughed sinisterly.
.....
"What are you going to do?"
Old Sean was very angry. Zhou Yi looked at Yamamoto Twenty-Two and others with a smile. Well, this guy seems to be running a good business. There is a big Arabic numeral '6' hanging on the booth. This means that they have received 6 votes.
.Among the contestants outside the fort, this score is neither high nor low, but it is pretty good. It seems that this guy is unwilling to be lonely and wants to give treasures as gifts.
Therefore, Zhou Yi and Old Sean have completely different moods. The more they look at this kid, the cuter it becomes. The enemy has no guns or cannons to build for us. This guy came at the perfect time...
"challenge!"
Yamamoto Twenty-Two was very high-profile: "Are you from Idle Manor? I am the representative of the 'Yamato brand' sake of the large island country. Now I want to challenge you. According to the rules of the competition..."
"According to the rules of the competition, if you lose, not only will you withdraw from the competition, but the votes you received will also belong to us..." At this time, many public judges gathered around and watched with interest. Zhouyi
He glanced at Yamamoto Twenty-Two with a smile and said it first, lest this guy turn around and lose the money.
"Uh...of course..."
Yamamoto Twenty-Two frowned and looked at Zhouyi. His lines were actually snatched away by a Chinese boy, which made him feel very uncomfortable: "If you lose, then you must give up this position, and your votes must belong to us!"
"Okay, let's compare!"
Seeing Zhou Yi's confident look, Old Sean suddenly felt confident: "Just follow the rules and compete for three games. Have you brought your tickets?"
"Of course!" Yamamoto Twenty-Two nodded to the girl from the island country behind him. The girl opened the wooden box in her hand, and there were six tickets in it, among which one was a yellow ticket belonging to the specially invited judge; no need to ask,
This special judge also grew up eating plum rice balls. There is no truly clean and fair place under the sun, and the same is true for the French Wine and Food Competition.
"We also need a special guest judge and two senior public judges."
Seeing that Yamamoto Twenty-Two was so well prepared, Old Sean's face darkened. There was no way out, so let's fight: "According to the rules of the competition, when the contestants challenge each other, the special judges who are the main judges will
It must have no relationship with both parties of the competition. This must be designated by the organizing committee. The other two senior public judges can be recommended by the public judges on site. David, please go to the organizing committee to submit your application. In addition, please ask the judges present to recommend two
I will serve as a deputy judge for this challenge."
"You don't need to go to the trouble of applying. I have already submitted an application to the organizing committee, and special invited judges will come soon." Yamamoto Twenty-Two sneered: "There are hundreds of public judges here now, and we need to find two.
It’s not difficult to be a deputy judge.”
"I recommend Mr. Tang De. Mr. Tang De has drank up hundreds of millions of his family fortune. He is definitely an alcoholic among alcoholics and an expert among experts. He will definitely do it. Mr. Tang De, please don't refuse...
"
"It's Mr. Philip. Although he is a Dutchman, he wrote the 200,000-word "History of European Wine". If it wasn't because he refused, he would be a special judge. Mr. Philip, you can just do it...
..."
Tang De and Philip are both legendary figures among this group of drunkards. These public judges selected them not only to recognize them, but also to make a joke; everyone knows what the competition between third-level wineries is about.
Son, if it weren't for watching the fun, these guys who are extremely picky about what's in the cup wouldn't come around, and they couldn't bear to let their taste buds be damaged by garbage.
"Whatever, you bastards."
Tang De laughed and shrugged his shoulders. Philip was a very serious man, with a very quiet appearance and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his nose. No wonder he could write a 200,000-word "History of European Wine". This is an educated man.
He is an alcoholic, of course. According to legend, this cultural alcoholic often likes to play s~m when he is drunk. Maybe the inner elephants are like this.
Hearing everyone's recommendation, Philip smiled and did not refuse. He was different from Tang De and others. He was a real researcher. In order to enrich his research process, he would not be picky about even the cheapest daily table wine.
He was also the only person who tasted all the wine samples from participating wineries in less than two hours, including wine from Xianren Manor.
The special judge sent by the organizing committee arrived soon. This is an old German man named Christian, who is said to be a brewer. Although he prefers brewing German dark beer, his evaluation ability is absolutely unacceptable.
I suspect that anyone who can become a special guest judge basically has two skills. Even Tang Bao has drunk a lot and is not cheating. Moreover, the old German man has no connection with either party, so he can guarantee absolute notarization.
"If everyone has no objections, the game will start now. According to the rules of the game, best of three games, the first game will be a drinking competition, the second game will be a wine and food competition, the third game will be a wine quality competition, now let's start the first game."
Stian has a standard German style. He is serious and precise in everything he does. After confirming the identities of both parties, he announced the start of the game without any unnecessary nonsense.
The first one is the alcohol consumption competition, which is the least technical but also the most interesting part. Whether you win or not has nothing to do with the quality of the wine, but depends on who can drink it.
This may seem a bit strange, but from the perspective of romantic French roosters, wine is brewed for people to drink. Only those who know how to raise a glass and drink well know how to live and are reliable friends; the same principle can be proved, if
If you are a winemaker but can’t drink, and if you can’t find a winery that is a master of wine, then why are you still working in the wine industry?
So this is not so much a competition between wineries as it is a competition between drunkards. According to the convention, both sides have to send their own drunkards to drink the wine of both sides. Of course, this wine must be drunk with a helping hand, such as Yamamoto Dai
What I came here is sake, and I have to mix it with the red wine from Xianren Manor. This is the most terrible way to drink. People who have less capacity for drinking may fall down after just one glass.
"Competing drinking capacity? Great!"
Yamamoto watched several workers from the idle manor mixing barrels of red wine and sake. He suddenly smiled, waved to the crowd, and shouted: "Hengkura!"
"Yes Mr. Yamamoto!"
Boom! Everyone felt the ground shake. They turned around and saw a fat man about 1.9 meters tall with a waist of six feet falling from a large van parked next to the island nation's booth.
Walked this way.
This fat man was covered in jiggling fat. He had no clothes on. He only had a pocket cloth to cover his shameful area and then wrapped it around his waist. Because it was tight, the pocket cloth sunk deeply into his two buttocks.
Squeeze the two pieces of butt meat until it looks like a meat ball.
"Oh my god, you are such a cunning guy. Why did you prepare a sumo wrestler?"
When the organizing committee appointed Steve, all the specially invited judges heard that Island Country Sake was going to challenge Idle Manor. Many people came to watch the excitement. Tang Bao and He Kuai also came. When they saw this huge fat man, Bao
The second master's face turned green, wasn't he cheating? Judging from the figure of this fat man from the island country, he must be at the level of a 'horizontal cylinder', let alone people, Jin Yangyang's appetite is probably not as good as his!
"Mr. Sean, China Week, this is our representative. Please choose someone, and we can start the competition."
Yamamoto Twenty-Two smiled proudly. He had already understood all the rules of the competition. This yokozuna-level sumo wrestler named Yokokura was specially prepared by him. When it comes to drinking, who can drink better than Yokokura?
Where is the warehouse?
"You're so mean!"
Old Sean's face looked ugly.
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