Chapter 25 [Strange Fish Plate](1/2)
The folk customs in the mountain village are simple and honest, and everyone is warm-hearted and lively. However, there is one disadvantage - gambling is quite popular. Regardless of men, women, old and young, everyone likes to play cards for a little excitement.
In fact, this has nothing to do with character. Life in the mountain village is clean and leisurely, but there is also a lack of entertainment facilities. There is no karaoke to sing, and there are no nightclubs where you can hook up with beautiful and handsome guys. Therefore, even the police are open to this kind of small gambling and entertainment.
Just close your eyes and be too lazy to care.
Although Li Yuanfang is a cadre with x-educated education, he also has a gambling bent. After listening to Zhou Yi's words, he immediately became interested: "Well, brother Zhou, how do you want to gamble? I will take it."
"Okay, I will harvest the wheat in this acre of land by myself. If I finish harvesting within two hours, Brother Yuanfang, you will satisfy my request. If I can't finish harvesting, Brother Yuanfang will make your own conditions. I will
There is no one who refuses to agree."
Zhou Yi said this very loudly, so that the nearby villagers could hear clearly. What? The white-faced scholar from the city wants to challenge our secretary. He promised to cut an acre of wheat in two hours. If he loses, the secretary will mention it casually.
condition?
Although labor is beautiful, the process of labor is also relatively boring. These men and women, who have been sweating for a long time, are worried that they have no fun. Now there is a show, and people are shouting around. There is something good.
He flew away all over the mountain, shouting enthusiastically: "Countrymen, come here to see. Dr. Zhou from the city is going to have a betting match with the secretary. He will cut an acre of wheat in two hours. The scholar must stop talking nonsense...
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Immediately, the entire Yunshui Village was in a state of commotion. They swarmed around Zhou Yi and Li Yuanfang on three levels inside and three outside. They all looked at Li Yuanfang with fear of chaos in the world, wanting to hear what he would say.
What conditions does the scholar in this city propose?
"Brother Zhou, do you really want to bet with me?"
Li Yuanfang looked at Zhou Yi with some amusement, obviously not believing that he could cut an acre of wheat in two hours: "Brother, I have to say it first, even the best cropper would not dare to say such big words.
Two hours...do you still want my waist?"
"Haha, brother Yuanfang, you don't have to worry. Am I not a doctor? If you get back pain due to fatigue, I will take care of it myself." Zhou Yi said with a smile, "Just say whether you agree or not."
"Brother Zhou, what exactly do you want me to do for you? Can you tell me first?"
Li Yuanfang has been a secretary for more than ten years, but he has become a fox if not a fox. Before preparing, he should first get to know Zhou Yi's background.
"Brother Yuanfang, don't worry. It's not a difficult task. If I win, please help me find a way to get two or three acres of land. I have been idle all day and want to farm..."
Zhou Yi actually had this plan for a long time. If he came to a mountain village and didn't farm, wouldn't he have come in vain? What's more, living in a nursing home these days, he found that the food in the nursing home was not all green and healthy; after all, the yield per acre of real organic food was too high.
Low. Although the country has now abolished the system of paying public grain, it is not as fast as growing some high-yielding grain to earn money. The fellow villagers also have to calculate an economic account.
What's more, it's not easy to get human fat these days. The old and young men in the village are not enough even if they prolapse their anus. As for getting human fat in the city, it is even more nonsense. The public toilets in the city are flush.
Everyone in the city has a flush toilet. Didn't you hear a phone ring saying: "Husband, if I want to be at home, I can go to my room..."
Therefore, the government cannot be entirely blamed for the proliferation of genetically modified and inorganic food in supermarkets these days. This is actually a social problem.
Zhou Yi thought, if you want to eat green food for a long time, you have to make enough food and clothing yourself. You can't always beat the autumn wind of the fellow villagers, right?
"You want to farm?"
Li Yuanfang stared at Zhou Yi with wide eyes. The villagers were also in a commotion. Everyone was guessing, but they never expected that Zhou Yi would make such a request. What's going on? The young people in our village are trying their best to sharpen their heads. They also want to go to the city, but the big intellectuals from the city want to farm?
"Well, I just don't know how many acres of land the village can give me?"
Zhou Yi was also quite embarrassed. They all said that the land is the life of farmers. I had to speak so rashly, so I shouldn't violate any more taboos.
"Okay, if Brother Zhou wins, this matter will be taken care of by me! As long as you don't mind the hard work of farming."
Li Yuanfang smiled and said: "But if Brother Zhou loses, you have to listen to me. My request is also simple. I just want to introduce you to a wife... I think Brother Zhou will come alone." In the village, there must be no family. I happen to have a distant cousin who is also a college student. She doesn’t have a family yet. I see that you two are well matched and both are educated people. It’s quite suitable... .”
"Find me a wife?"
Zhou Yi couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this. He didn't realize that he was quite popular with women. He was thinking about someone in his heart. When he arrived at Yunshui Village, he was worried about him again.
"Sure, then it's a deal. If I lose, I'll listen to Brother Yuanfang!"
Zhou Yi agreed immediately. He was extremely confident in his physical fitness. Cutting an acre of wheat in two hours? That was with one hand.
"Have fun! Let's get started, brother Zhou?"
Since Zhou Yi came to the village, Li Yuanfang arranged for his distant cousin in Zha Village to go to the nursing home to secretly visit him. Afterwards, Li Yuanfang asked how it was, and the little cousin suddenly blushed and hummed and said, let her cousin arrange it, Li Yuanfang I know that this good thing is half done.
But he was not very familiar with Zhou Yi, and he was thinking about how to speak, but he didn't expect Zhou Yi to propose a bet today? Li Yuanfang was immediately elated. This was because he deliberately talked to Zhou Yi in front of the villagers, so that he would not have any future problems. Room for regret.
Don't think that the village secretary is not a cadre. Li Yuanfang is cunning and cunning. If he were not restricted in the mountains, he would be at the county bureau level.
Zhou Yi smiled slightly, rolled up his sleeves and trousers, took the sickle from Li Yuanfang, and walked into the wheat field.
As soon as they cut a handful of wheat, they heard the villagers burst into laughter. Li Yuanfang also suppressed her smile and walked over: "Brother Zhou, you are really a novice... Cutting like this is not possible. Cutting wheat is You have to use the strength of your waist to cut, although it is slower, but because your waist is always moving, you will not be injured; but your waist cannot even move, and you just rely on the strength of your wrist to cut, it won't take long if you continue like this. I can't straighten my back. If I get injured, it would be minor if I lie on the bed for ten and a half days."
Li Yuanfang's family also laughed and said: "Yes, brother, you are holding the sickle wrong, right? The blade should be facing outward. When you draw the knife, use force from your arms outward. But your direction is completely reversed. , if you are not careful, you will cut your leg."
Zhou Yi smiled indifferently: "Brother Yuanfang, what you and sister-in-law said are right, but each person has his own way of doing it. I do it faster this way. Don't worry, I'm still in good health.
, can withstand the torment..."
Seeing that the persuasion was ineffective, Li Yuanfang had no choice but to sigh: "Okay. But you have to be careful not to cut yourself; and if you feel that your waist is stiff, take a break and then do it again. Don't do it just for the sake of betting."
My body is exhausted, and my cousin will feel distressed when the time comes..."
He was still thinking about being a matchmaker for his cousin.
"Haha, don't worry."
Zhou Yi said no more, bent down, and quickly cut the wheat.
Brush brush brush——
Zhou Yi, whose body has been systematically transformed, can definitely be said to have infinite strength, and the spiritual root immortal body can not only improve the strength, but also the speed!
When he used all his strength, his body was as nimble as a civet cat. With one hand, nearly a hundred wheat trees were pulled in front of him. In a flash of cold light, these wheat plants were cut down in one fell swoop, and then they were quickly moved by him.
Throw it behind you.
This kind of propulsion speed is simply like a human-shaped combine harvester!
Er Leizi was dumbfounded and drooled out half a meter long: "Uncle Zhou is awesome... It seems that my distant cousin is going to change the head of the family. I wonder if she can like me Er Leizi?
Even though I have no hair, I still have a nose and eyes."
This girl has an average IQ but a very developed emotional intelligence. She looks at any woman like her first love...
"It's faster to cut like this, but it's still wrong..."
Although Li Yuanfang and some old farmers were surprised by Zhou Yi's speed, they all shook their heads.
In their view, Zhou Yi was simply acting recklessly relying on his youth and strength.
Experienced crop handlers will never do this. They must have firm feet, loose waist, and combined hands. That means standing firm on the feet, relaxing the waist and exerting force at any time. The hand holding the wheat and the hand holding the sickle.
They cooperate with each other as if there is a rhythm, and use strength to harvest the wheat. Even if you work for a day, you will not be exhausted.
But like Zhou Yi, every time the sickle is swung out, he goes all out and his whole body is tense. This is completely an amateur's cutting method. It will be very fast at the beginning, but after a long time, the speed will slow down. Don't
After harvesting this acre of wheat, I’d be lucky if I didn’t fall down from exhaustion on the spot!
The villagers all looked at Li Yuanfang with subtle eyes, thinking that your cousin is finally settled, and it’s almost time to have a wedding banquet next year, right?
Li Yuanfang's mood was very contradictory, she was happy and worried at the same time. She was happy that her cousin's marriage was coming, but she was worried because Zhou Yi was really exhausted.
"Forget it, the young man doesn't listen to others' advice. It's okay to let him suffer a little. This can be regarded as helping my cousin kill this scholar's power..."
Li Yuanfang and the humans fought for a while, but they still didn't stop Zhou Yi from acting so recklessly. Fortunately, he was young and recovered quickly even when he was really tired, so he just asked his cousin to boil some hen soup to replenish his body.
But Zhou Yi obviously wanted to disappoint Li Yuanfang and these old farmers. As half an hour passed, his speed of cutting wheat not only did not slow down, but actually became faster and faster, with the wind in his steps.
Whoosh.
"Isn't it right? The scholar's body is so good?"
Everyone's expressions changed. In just over half an hour, Zhou Yi actually cut down less than half of the wheat, and the speed was still increasing. Moreover, the wheat he cut was arranged neatly, and he was more careful than them. Emissions must be regulated.
Forty minutes, an hour!
Zhou Yi's footsteps slipped, and he quickly dodges to the last crop of wheat. He fishes it with his left hand and cuts it with his right hand. As a cold light flashes, the nearly one hundred wheat stalks are cut instantly. He throws it back over his shoulder. lined up on the ground.
Call it a day. This last move is more responsive and faster than the previous ones. It’s simply the perfect finish!
"Whoosh!"
The most admired thing among kiln ladies and girls is competition between scholars and warriors, as well as the bravery of warriors. When they saw Zhou Yi, he cut an entire acre of wheat in just one hour, and he didn’t blush or breath. It was as if he had just taken a walk. It was as leisurely as coming back, and all the villagers from Li Yuanfang on down immediately applauded.
"Well done, scholar!"
"It's amazing, you are the number one crop in our Yunshui Village, cow!"
"Xiucai, Secretary Li's cousin is not lucky enough to be your mother-in-law. Our girl is only eighteen this year, and she is very beautiful, Sai Xishi. I will give it to you to warm your feet. Do you want it?"
These are old men.
There were also some passionate girls who were so impressed by the sight that they immediately became die-hard fans of Zhou Yi. All they had to do was vote on the spot and receive rewards...
Although Zhou Yi was quite familiar with the villagers before, they still treated him as a guest from the city and did not really accept him. It was not until today that he showed his tricks that everyone truly regarded him as a real person. People from my own country, people from the village!
Zhou Yi walked up to Li Yuanfang with a smile: "Brother Yuanfang, I won."
"Brother Zhou, you are really a good player. You are the eldest brother and I underestimated you."
Li Yuanfang was also a bachelor. He held out his thumb and said, "I am convinced that I have lost. Don't worry, brother. I will give you three acres of land. Is that enough?"
"Haha, thank you so much, Brother Yuanfang..." Zhou Yi was very satisfied.
To be continued...