Chapter 45
Chen Xiaopang ignored Chen Fan's angry words, strode forward and held his hands, as polite as the national leader, and said in a trembling voice: "It's good to come back, it's good to come back. It's dawn and it's bright."
Chen Fan was confused. What happened to him? When I attacked my goddess, I suddenly appeared. He was so excited and happy to welcome me back? This was completely inconsistent with the performance of being caught and raped! Chen Xiaopang should have acted extremely flustered. He immediately knelt down and begged for mercy and kowtowed three hundred times to beg me. It turned out to be reasonable.
"Damn fat boy, take away your fat claws and don't give me a reasonable explanation. I will chop off your pig claws to sacrifice to the Five Insect Temple today!" Chen Fan said angrily, but he didn't say anything. Due to the scene just now, even if the facts are true, he has to pretend now, otherwise he will tease my goddess in front of me?
Anyway, no matter how I look at it, I am now taking advantage of it.
Seeing the angry Chen Fan, Chen Xiaopang, who was almost teased by Wu Yin to the point of collapse, was not panicked, but became extremely excited. As long as Chen Fan appeared, nothing was a matter anymore. Isn’t it just a misunderstanding?
Chen Xiaopang returned to normal. When he saw Chen Fan with a serious face, he pretended to be exaggerated and said, "Explanation, of course there is! Your goddess wants to take off her to show me. Of course, I will never obey you who are so upright like me! You know that I am deeply committed to Liu Mei. We are in love with each other. How could I do something that I am sorry for Liu Mei and you and Wu Yin? Besides, you also know that I have a special liking for that great talent. Although Wu Yin is not small, it doesn't suit my taste! And..."
Looking at Chen Xiaopang who wanted to continue talking nonstop, Chen Fan raised his hand very strongly to stop him and interrupted: "Tell me the key point!"
"Ahem." Chen Xiaopang became solemn and told the story in detail. When talking about the issue of "underwear, vacuum packaging, pinch and three times", he looked at Chen Fan inexplicably.
Chen Fan did not expect that the incident would be so bloody. He chose to believe Chen Xiaopang without hesitation. It was not because Chen Xiaopang is really so upright, but that he only knew the vacuum packaging in Wuyin. Even if Chen Xiaopang could see a little, he could guess everything, but the later "three strokes" were very authoritative and persuasive, because this was definitely what Wuyin said himself.
It's a big smell!
"I said, Mr. Xiao Jing, you said we were a family five hundred years ago. This family should not be exposed, so don't be publicized. Don't be publicized." Chen Fan changed his previous anger and began to hang his arms with Chen Xiaopang, smiling, and his face was as fast as reading.
This incident came back to the team. Even if Wuyin was a zombie, others looked at her differently, with less fear and more vulgarity. After all, she still looks like a beautiful woman. Since she is not wearing underwear, she will be sexy when she thinks of a man.
Moreover, if the truth is revealed, the wise mask that Chen Fan finally built will be destroyed.
Chen Xiaopang laughed wildly inside, you guys will have a day to flatter me!
"Don't shout from now on, you'll be more alive!"
Chen Fan suggested with a serious look: "The saying of becoming a sworn brother is too bloody, why don't we become sworn brothers as cousins."
"Creative! But everyone's surname is Chen, how can they express their opinions?" Chen Xiaopang laughed wildly again in his heart, and he came to catch up with my relatives, with a calm expression on his face.
Chen Fan said: "We say we are cousins or cousins. Do we have to show them to whom?"
Chen Xiaopang also felt it made sense and nodded and agreed: "If you are a cousin, just a cousin, anyway, it's okay if you are not a gay friend."
Seeing that Chen Xiaopang agreed readily, Chen Fan hummed and said, "My business is yours, and your business is mine. It's better for our family affairs to be ruined in our hearts."
"For your and my cousin's sake, I will keep that matter for you and never be ventilated!"
"You swear."
"I swear." Chen Xiaopang swore faithfully, feeling that he would never have to be called by Chen Fan as his younger brother again. It was worth using this as a bargaining chip.
But before he was happy, Chen Fan suddenly became serious and said, "From now on, you will be my cousin."
Chen Xiaopang didn't understand what it meant.
Chen Fan glanced at him and said, "Cousin, you will follow me in the future. Let's call me cousin first."
Chen Xiaopang stared at his big eyes, shook off Chen Fan's hand that was hooked on his shoulder, and said with contempt: "You are trying to cheat your father in a different way!"
"Cousin, why do you talk to your cousin? Could I teach you first?" Chen Fan asked with a stern face, one palm was raised.
Chen Xiaopang, who was so pitted that he was so humming, froze his expression, and silently cursed countless swear words in his heart. He thought that he had followed his friends for so long, but he had not yet fully seen that this person had cheated his father to such a state.
He looked at Chen Fan's hypocritical face. Although he was a little unwilling to give up, he still lowered his head under his tyranny and shouted: "Cousin, cousin."
Chen Fan smiled, helping his hands with his hands but didn't stop him. He looked at his head and said proudly: "Don't be too polite, cousin."
Chen Xiaopang raised his head and the two looked at each other and smiled.
Wu Yin followed Chen Fan into a back service hall and said to Chen Fan: "He won't help me change my clothes."
Chen Fan comforted, "I'll help you change it, no, the clothes here are not good-looking, just wipe them. If we don't change it, you are the most beautiful one in this outfit."
He didn't lie. This dress can indeed outline the perfect curves of Wuyin. Besides, no matter how expensive the clothes here are, they are not as light as the combat uniforms. What's the use of wearing them in this pile of zombies?
Wuyin said again: "He doesn't seem to like pinching my breasts."
Pinching the chest? Chen Fan's head is full of black thread. Why did Wuyin train herself to this? Her goddess is not those street girls... It seems that it is necessary to give Wuyin some nutritious education again.
He said toughly: "Wuyin, live, I am the only one in this world who can pinch your breasts! No one else can!"
"Why?"
Why? Is there any other reason? Chen Fan pinched Wuyin's face and said seriously: "Because, this kind of intimate thing can only be done by two people who like each other. Do you understand?"
It seems difficult to count on Wuyin to understand this "deep" truth. Chen Fan emphasized again: "Anyway, I can only pinch your breasts, no one else can, remember."
Wuyin nodded, thought for a while and said, "You are very close to him. Do you have such intimate things?"
Are you close to Chen Xiaopang? Chen Fan was stunned when he heard this, and then felt disgusted! I and that fat man would not do anything like picking up soap!!
"I am different from him. We are both men, not gay friends..." Speaking of this, Chen Fan's voice gradually became smaller. He really couldn't continue to say that, where is this?
Wuyin asked again: "What, are you gay friends? Are you gay friends with me?"
Chen Fan was so angry that he was so angry. How should he explain this "gile friend"?
"Girls can't ask such things. We are lovers and friends with that fat man, which is different." Chen Fan thought for a long time but couldn't figure out how to explain, so there was no need to explain.
Wuyin frowned and said, "It's so complicated, so strange."
Chen Fan hugged Wuyin from behind, and his hands began to commit crimes again...
"It's not complicated or strange. You will know in the future. We are lovers, come and get intimate."
When Wu Yin heard this, she suddenly turned around and reached out to pinch Chen Fan's chest. She looked a little naughty and said, "Is that true?"
"Your breasts are different from mine."
Chen Fan was struck by lightning and petrified on the spot.
On the other end.
Jiang Henian looked at the increasingly dull little room and finally couldn't help but speak to everyone: "Don't wait, they'll die long ago."
"Who saw them dead?" Huang Mei replied with a gloomy face.
Except for Liu Yan and Chen Fan and Chen Xiaopang, the group of people here are all related to Chen Fan. Chen Fan sacrificed their lives to create a chance to escape for them. No one here can repay this great kindness, but Huang Mei just doesn't understand why Jiang Henian always can't get along with Chen Fan. Looking at his expression at this moment, it seems that she wished Chen Fan would die sooner.
Jiang Henian said coldly: "Hmph, everyone has seen the zombie group just now, with a number of thousands! No matter how powerful Chen Fan is, can he escape intact? Don't forget that as long as he is a person, no matter how powerful he is, he will become a zombie as long as he is injured by a zombie!"
He stood up and continued, "We have been waiting for two hours now. If he could come back, he would have been back long ago! And now it is not far from evening. If we don't leave, when it gets dark, we are in this small place. Who dares to say that we will be absolutely safe?"
After hearing Jiang Henian's words, everyone still struggled a little. Chen Fan did have great kindness to them, but after all, the time now concerns his life. It would be fine if Chen Fan was not dead, but what if something happened? Wasn't he waiting here for nothing? He wasted the opportunity to escape and pushed himself into the fire pit.
Jiang Henian looked at his teammates who could not suppress his fear around him, sneered in his heart, and chased after him: "Besides, if Chen Fan is still alive, who knows whether he has been bitten by zombies? Can he be completely unscathed in so many zombies? If he returns and becomes a zombie! Then we..."
Jiang Henian didn't continue because he knew that everyone had understood this.
After hearing this, everyone was shocked. Yes, they only knew that Chen Fan was powerful, but they did not expect that if he was injured, he would become a zombie. Moreover, he was very skilled. After becoming a zombie, they had no chance of survival at all.
Thinking of this, the hearts of several men and women were completely shaken. After all, the number of zombies was too large, and Jiang Henian's inference gave them preconceived ideas. After all, this is a major issue that concerns life.
Chapter completed!