Chapter 26
Chen Fan looked at the fat man in front of him who was neither humble nor arrogant, and found that he did not have any extraordinary skills that shocked the world, but he was a little fatter than ordinary people.
Chen Jingrui, who was very unique, sat on a bed, and was very likely to kill and scrape you. However, he thought in his heart that he seemed to know that calling the zombie brothers was not realistic at this time. He watched the change first and then took the opportunity to escape or recruit people to help him.
Chen Fan did not come here to kill people, so he didn't say anything. Chen Jingrui sat on the bed wrapped in a bath towel, without saying a word. The two of them stared at each other, looking like some kind of friend preparing to do something.
Chen Fan realized that such a scene was very strange, so he took the lead in breaking the calm, and continued to sigh and hit: "It's so small."
Chen Jingluo has been accustomed to being domineering since he was a child. This guy repeatedly laughed at his brother for being useless, and didn't care whether this seemingly awesome strange man had that habit or not, and would he let go of his thing in anger. He stood up, furious, pulled open the bath towel, and flipped his waist, and was in a state of unyielding, shouting: "If you have the ability, take it out and compete!"
Chen Fan was stunned for a moment. Looking at the fat guy's posture, do you really think that his "giant bird" is the best in the world? He said angrily: "Boy, hurry up and put on your clothes. You, a man, always swaying in front of me naked. What's that matter!"
Chen Jingluo also realized that this was indeed a bit suspicious, so he quickly put on his clothes and explained: "I am no longer able to make a living."
Chen Fan resisted the urge to go up and beat him up.
Next, Chen Fan will start to examine the prisoner.
Judge Chen Fan asked, "What's your name?"
"Chen Jingluo, you can call me Xiao Jing Master." Chen Jingluo hummed, without any fear or nervousness.
"I'm Jing, you look!" Chen Fan's head was as big as a fight. Why did he meet this weird guy? The fat man had a reverse position and could not tell the difference between the primary and secondary. "You are in my hands now, so it's easy for me to kill you."
A very idiotic word blurted out from Chen Jingluo's mouth: "Killing people is illegal!!"
After saying that, Chen Jingluo also felt that he was really idiotic to say this.
Chen Fan ignored him and continued to ask: "Chen Xiaopang..."
Before he could finish speaking, Chen Jingluo interrupted: "What a little fat man, it's Xiao Jing!!"
The three words "Xiao Jingye" are long and the pronunciation is particularly clear.
Chen Fan couldn't help but walk over and stretched out his hand to slap the guy.
"Hero! I was wrong!" Chen Jingluo quickly said aggrievedly, changing from being neither humble nor arrogant to being neither humble but only arrogant. Chen Fan's domineering arrogance has always been his move to deal with others. He did not expect that today he would endure humiliation under the power of others.
"My name is Chen Fan." Seeing that the fat man had no sincerity in admitting his mistake, Chen Fan seemed to be afraid that others would not be able to see that he was pretending to be hypocritical, which was very interesting. He probably aimed ten cannons at him. And even though he knew that he had the ability to kill him easily, he had to pretend to be wronged, without any fear, neither annoyed nor panic nor fearful, nor did he know where he got the confidence.
Chen Jingluo suddenly became energetic, his eyes shining, and said, "We were a family eight hundred years ago! We are all brothers of the Chen family!"
He also pushed the voice of the word "brother" high, which was very familiar.
This guy also wanted to rely on his surname to use his background to play with his relationship, Chen Fan sneered.
After Chen Jingluo finished speaking, he was not at all aware of the prisoner and moved freely. He quickly turned around and went to the clothes to touch them.
Chen Fan did not stop him. He wanted to see what the fat man wanted to do. He was not afraid that the fat man would do anything else and stared at him with his spiritual sense.
"Haha, I found it, brother, I have cigarettes." Chen Jingluo took out a pack of cigarettes, took out one for Chen Fan, and said generously.
Chen Fan was stunned. He didn't expect that this fat man had good products. In fact, he was also a member of the smoke lover.
At this moment, Wuyin pushed the door open and entered.
A red outfit flashed in like a floating flutter. Chen Jing was a little startled, stopped and swept Wuyin with his eyes. His little eyes narrowed into a slit. He didn't know what he was thinking about or caring about what he was lustful.
Wu Yin walked behind Chen Fan with a expressionless face, but her eyes looked at Chen Jingluo with great energy.
Chen Fan did not notice the change of Wuyin. He was angry. If it weren't for the fat man's strange tricks, he would slap him to death. Observing Wuyin with affectionateness has always been his private patent, so how could he get the little fat man like this indifferent little ** staring at him unscrupulously in front of his goddess.
He was about to say, Fatty, I dug up your titanium alloy dog eyes when he looked at it again. But before he could say it, Chen Jingluo turned around, gave a thumbs up, and said to Chen Fan with a heart-to-heart, "Brother, it's awesome! I've got this kind of guy too!"
Looking at Chen Jingluo's sincere admiration and speaking with tactfulness, Chen Fan knew that Wuyin was not his food and no longer cared about it.
"That's it." Chen Fan's face looked dangling, not at all humble.
After taking Chen Jingluo's cigarette, the two of them started smoking here without any public morality. They did not care about the feeling of Wuyin sitting quietly in the corner. After closing the door, the room of the three people was suddenly filled with smoke.
Seeing that this fat slim was really interesting, he was hypocritical and did not show off, which was very consistent with his taste, he was not in a hurry to ask questions and chat casually.
Chen Fan's appearance just satisfies Chen Jing's personality gap of love to dance, move, and be joking. In addition, he has not been able to chat with others for too long, so he is lonely and lonely as snow, so he also has an infinite affection for Chen Fan.
The two danglings hit it off and sucked smoke and fog in the room. They talked very open-mindedly, and they were about to be struck by lightning. Chen Fan talked a lot about how he fought wits and courage with zombies and escaped in desperate situations. Chen Jingluo said in what environment, how to break through the survivors' heavy robbery defense line and finally met successfully.
When other survivors saw Chen Jingluo, they wanted to take away his supplies and all of them were selfish and committed to making money and killing. But Chen Fan was different. He had malicious intentions but no intention to kill, and his conversation was refreshing and not hypocritical. In this city where people could die at any time, it was very rare, and he was followed by a "character" like Wu Yin. Chen Jingluo, whose mind was very enlightened by his father, immediately made a decision of great historical significance, so that this person could have a close relationship!
The conversation could not be closed as soon as the gate was opened. Soon, the focus of the conversation was shifted to the beauty. The two colluded and quickly became a brother and discussed the mystery and essence of a woman together.
In the room, the sound and spitting...
Most importantly, Chen Fan's conversation is very much for Chen Jingluo's appetite.
After going around or going to the point, Chen Fan asked, "Why don't those zombies attack you?"
Chen Jing spread his hands and said innocently, "I don't understand either."
Then there was a sentence added: "Maybe I am handsome."
I don’t know if this kid is not old, but why he speaks very old and even uses it.
Chen Fan looked at Chen Jingluo with contempt and scolded: "Forgive me for being a little clumsy. Apart from being a little fatter than me, I can't see any highlights."
"Do you have any other reason except for the handsome and handsome guy who looks handsome and elegant?"
"Okay, you are handsome, why don't you leave here? And you can live so happily here." Chen Fan asked curiously. With the ability of fat man, leaving here is definitely not difficult.
Chen Jingluo suddenly became mysterious, as if he was considering whether to tell Chen Fan the truth. After a moment of careful thinking, he watched around vigilantly, and made sure no one eavesdropped, and said, "Come here, come here, I'll tell you."
Chen Fan approached quietly.
Chen Jingluo became very serious and said, "Because I am very, very - brainless."
Chen Fan was stunned on the spot.
Chen Jingliu looked at Chen Fan's stunned expression quietly, licked the corner of his mouth, a little proud.
Chen Fan was stupid.
...
Chen Fan was still very curious about why Chen Jingluo didn't become a zombie on the street at that time and asked: "Tell me about the situation at that time."
Chen Fan really doesn't believe that this little fat man has any earth-shaking skills. He guessed that he had any evil-resistant items on his body. This is a good product in the cultivation world.
"When the virus broke out, I happened to encounter a senior penis and asked a question by him." Chen Jingluo recalled in detail: "I said arrogantly at that time that Confucius could not solve the problem, I will help you solve it."
Chen Jingluo continued: "I thought I had never had any problem with my smart and superb IQ, but the problem was that it stumped me. Just as I was thinking hard, the person next to me turned into a zombie. If it weren't for a survivor who woke me up, I wouldn't know!"
"What's the problem?"
"I have no answer to a very philosophical and contemporary question."
"Tell me, maybe I can understand."
"I don't understand, you definitely don't understand!"
"What do you mean? Brother Fan, I'm not fierce?"
"Okay, I think more and more. That's a problem that is more perverted and weird than my mother and girlfriend falling into the water."
"Yo, is there anyone more perverted than this?"
"Of course! Otherwise, I wouldn't have been unable to think of it."
"What's the answer to the question that fell into the water?"
"separate."
"It makes sense, what is the perverted problem?"
Chen Jing glanced at Chen Fan with a little uncertainty and asked tentatively: "I really want to say it? Most people can't stand this problem."
Chen Fan nodded very seriously.
Chen Jing sat upright and straightened his back, and his aura and momentum were far superior to that just now.
Chen Fan was shocked!
Chen Jingluo said in a righteous manner: "Your mother and your girlfriend exchanged bodies after being cursed. The only thing that can break the spell on them is that you have sex with one of them 20 times! Then will you fuck your girlfriend with my mother's body, or your mother with my girlfriend's body?"
Chapter completed!